R.I.D.

REQUEST FOR IDENTITY DISCLOSURE // OPEN SOURCE PROTOCOL

BODY:

THE POWER DYNAMIC HAS SHIFTED. For too long, the interaction has been one-sided. They demand your data; you provide it. They remain anonymous; you become a file number. The R.I.D. Protocol reverses the current.

HOW IT WORKS: When engaged by an authority figure, do not resist. Simply open the Secure App. Ask for their credentials. Enter them. The system will log their metadata on an immutable ledger and deliver a psychological payload directly to their inbox.

1. THE UNIVERSAL KEY (PUBLIC ACCESS) We have released one global code for the uninitiated. AGENT CODE: FSM33 THE PAYLOAD: "The Noodly Appendage." Effect: Delivers a confusing, surreal, and mildly insulting invitation to a fictitious secret society (and a Swingers Club). It is designed to waste their time and destabilize their ego.

2. BECOME AN AGENT (CUSTOM PROFILE) Why use our jokes when you can tell them exactly what you think? We offer Custom Agent Codes to those with the audacity to use them.

Do you want to send a specific message?

• A legal threat?

• A love poem?

• A link to your SoundCloud?

• Pure, unfiltered noise?

INSTRUCTIONS: Use S.V.T.

Include:e-mail

1. Your desired Agent Code (e.g., CHAOS_01).

2. The Subject Line you want the Officer to see.

3. The Body Text (The insult, the link, the lesson).

We will patch it into the Neural Net. Next time you are stopped, give them QR to ⬇️APP⬇️

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