Hello everyone! Welcome to another monthly interview, here on The Midnight Talk! The show here on The Champion Gazette where we talk with some of wrestling's biggest names.
Tonight, I'm your host Casey Kingsley, and today's guest is a special someone from a very exclusive club. A ring that is no stranger to beauty, violence, all out war, and what some may even call debauchery.
Everyone please give a round of applause for the leader of the Black Roses!
Who I have just been informed had rejected our offer to interview her. So ladies and gentlemen, also from the Black Roses: Sister!!!!
Thanks for coming, Sister. Love the dress! How are you?
“I’m feeling extra good today! How about you? And oh my! Thank you! This dress is a bit old, but it still fits me. I just hope the cameras take the best angles… If you know what I mean!”
I sure do. Now tell me, is Sister your actual name?
“No no no honey. My real name is Alexandra, but you can call me Alex, or Sister, or soulmate. Whatever a cutie pie like you prefers~”
Thank you, Alexandra will be fine. Tell me, what got you into wrestling?
“Nothing like two girls, wearing skimpy clothes, touching each other, feeling each other's breath… aww are you trying to turn me on with these questions~?”
Ehh… umm please Alexandra, let's keep this interview professional. What’s it like being a part of the Black Roses?
“My, my. Super exciting! With Lady B around you never know what’s going to happen! We’re enemies of everyone at U.W.U but let the haters hate. You know the deal~”
Of course. Speaking of which, what brought you to U.W.U in the first place?
“U.W.U is a very exclusive promotion. You can’t join, they invite you. I’m just a horny lesbian secretary, but maybe they heard what I can do. Want me to show you during the commercial break~?”
I- uhh… Any hobbies outside of wrestling you like?
“Well I enjoy the tea parties Lady B invites me to. But I also like to go on a hunt at night… I have a bar I like to go to that I won’t say the name! Buuut the girls there… Hot stuff!”
I can imagine… Do you have a favorite match of yours?
“I could say my match against Yuki was hot. She knows how to use her fingers (giggles). If I’m being honest, my match against Beel was my favorite. I love fighting that thief!”
R- rapid fire! I mean… rapid fire questions! Are you ready?
Favorite color “Yellow!”
How tall are you? “Depends. With you below or over me~?”
I- uhh- I- Favorite show/movie “Citrus!”
Favorite animal “Parrot!”
It would be... Favorite wrestling move “The vag claw!”
Favorite food “You!”
Wha- Dream match! “Every match that I get to face another cute girl is a dream match! And all the girls in this world are cute!”
And that is all the time we have for today, thank you again for coming… W- we might need to talk in private for an exclusive interview now. Cut the cameras!