ASP-??? Killer Smurf Phenomenon:

This ASP is confined to Jehovah's Witnesses. Smurf curtains have demonic Smurfs leap off the curtains and dance around the room while laughing satanically. A Smurf doll stood up independently and stated 'I have had enough of this shit' before walking out of the room. this could not be repeated. Smurf wallpaper has Smurfs come out of the wallpaper and bite a child. In the daylight they're cute and smiling but at night they have sharp teeth. This wallpaper won't burn without excessive quantities of gasoline being applied. A 1ft-tall Smurf doll can stand up on its own and walk around the room.