"How fast can you go?": I dunno!
"Do you still hate Knuckles?": Not anymore.
"What are your thoughts on the new movie?": It's the bomb.
"What are your pronouns?": He, him, and Hedgehog.
"Do you have a crush on Amy?": Eww, no!
"What animal are you?": I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious.
"How smart is tails?": Super smart my man!
"What do your feet look like? I want to lick them": Get outta here. you freako!
"Who is your mom?": Wait, do I even HAVE a mom?
"Are you a girl?": No. I'm a dude.
"Why do you suck?": Because your mom.
"You're fat!": That's what your mom said to you!
"Why exactly are you blue?": Sciency things.