"Where are your parents?": My mama died and papa ran out on us.

"Are you a bat?" Yes! What does it look like?

"May I marry you?" Aww, my adoring fans!

"How much do you weigh?" Kids these days!

"I'm hungry." Get a snack, then. Like me.

"Are you dating Knuckles?" That guy? Naw! He stinks.

Trust me. These were the few normal ones.