MAY GOD BLESS HIS SOUL
The mighty Roman von Ungern-Sternberg, after just becoming king of Mongolia (after defending it from any military attacks), has tragically been KILLED.
Our sources say that, in a bold move, rebellious railway workers, hoping to make a political statement, kidnapped Roman von Ungern-Sternberg during one of his routine train rides, and tied him down on a railway just after a Y conjunction. On the other side of the conjunction, they tied down 5 innocent civilians. A train would pass on the railway in just 10 minutes, running Ungern-Sternberg over, but there is a switch before the conjunction which could deviate the train onto the adjacent track, killing innocent civilians.
The lever was not pulled and the train ran Roman von Ungern-Sternberg over. However, a new monarchist member has decided to step up and that is Duke Alexander Frederick Constantin of Oldenburg.
May God guide him from the evil of the world.
ELECTIONS AND PRESSIONS INSIDE THE BOLSHEVIK PARTY
Earlier there has been a very important shift in power inside the Bolshevik party. In the presence of the legal committee, both Lenin and Stalin held speeches regarding their wish to be candidates for the Secretary-General position. With speeches of 1 minute and 30 seconds long, they undermined each other and made empty promises. The reaction of the public was heated and with only a single vote difference, Joseph Stalin won the election. This is of grave danger to our country. We will post updates regarding the politics as soon as possible. For now, we only hope for the best.
SURPRISE VISIT FROM THE KAISER WILHELM OF GERMANY
The committee has been taken by surprise by the visit of Germany’s emperor. He claims that in light of recent events, Germany will provide the Bolshevik Party with guns and funds as long as the interests and limits are the ones imposed by the German Empire. He also sustains his point that only the Germans can “deliver civilization” and the bolsheviks are the only accepted ones by their rule publicly. When asked about the situation when the communist regime will exist in Germany, the Emperor denied it ever existed there, saying that the German way is the better way and Russia is the one not skilled enough to have better parties and politics. Even more, the Imperial Majesty of Germany started a feud with the monarchy and the Orthodox Church saying: “Russia doesn’t have the proper form of Christianity”
HOWEVER, in light of finding out the new oil discoveries made by the monarchists, the German emperor decided to start new economic ties with the. Monarchist government, shaking hands with Georgy Lvov.
It is December 1917. Winter.
We have been informed that a fraction of the people of our country are outraged by the recent scandals and how the politics have been and they do want a radical reform. The Bolsheviks have sent infiltrators all throughout the ranks of the working people to start spreading the word about how good the Communist Manifesto is and how great life will be under the Bolsheviks. Which is a radical plan for them, don't you think so?!
The factories’ workers are now MOBILIZED and USED used to rile up and arouse even more people to join the marches on the streets of Petrograd, where the provisional government lies. Using armament that was in Anja's possession (most of it bought from the Monarchy’s money that was given to them FOR FOOD), they started a riot with weapons and Molotov cocktails in the streets of the capital.
Once on the steps of the government in Petrograd, the fanatics called upon their “most important” asset: the german regiment put at their disposal by Kaiser Wilhelm II. The regiment marched through the streets of Petrograd bearing communist flags and photos with the face of Stalin and other bolsheviks. What are they trying to prove? That they are propagandistic? Supporting a regime that the Kaiser does not even believe in?! And WHAT IF the army will attack civilians? Who is to blame then? We bet that it is the bolsheviks and we ALL know that.
The army occupied the frontline of the Sankt Petersburg palace. Behind them cheering them on, the communist supporters, armed factory workers and other people have supported them. The palace was constantly hit with gunfire, Molotovs and all and any other disposable objects. It sounds like war. A revolution born from lies and hate ensued by fanatics.
At the same time, the Mensheviks gathered the miners and the farmers (also armed from the Monarchy’’s money by the way), and spread Menshevik philosophy throughout the population using the means of information that they own aka an UNTRUSTABLE publication. They addressed their connections in the army, gaining the support of military commanders and of the Menshevik soldiers that will be present at the moment of the revolution, around 1000 soldiers, 20 commanders and 1 major. Hysteria IS BEING amped up to the highest levels it has ever been at, even fake news stories are being spread, the goal is to spread their not working philosophy quickly.
The Bolsheviks have just managed to enter the palace by force, and all those who resisted were instantly shot! The Monarchists, with the blessing of God, managed to leave the building before they were caught by the opposing force. The Bolsheviks are now seizing the power and are trying to instate their own government!!! What is this nonsense that our nation is witnessing?!?!
One thing is for sure. The people outside are going to start to crash as the difference in philosophy between the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks, and the armies WILL stain the city with blood. This should have never happened. We will ALL suffer!
May God help us through these troubled times!
Upon hearing the controversial news of Anya Bogdanov’s betrayal of the Proletariat and joining in the revolution organised by the Bolsheviks, the other members of the Proletariat have decided to form their own political party, since none of the ones present before were listening to them enough. The Russian Democratic Party, now with its name changed to the Russian Orthodox Democratic Party, will be on central right alignment, however, most of its own values are from the Communist Manifesto.
This crisis has made the people confused about the parties and both socialist-inclined parties have not educated the people and have not helped at all! This war is fueled by stupidity and uninformed statements!
We will continue updating the people of Russia with the latest news as they happen.
The power of the Russian Orthodox Democratic Party is spreading as trained propaganda-spreading professionals get planted in trains, discussing their ideology and convincing others to join their party which is not sure of their own beliefs!
Anti-Bolshevik posters are also put up by rebels in train stations, decreasing popular support for the Bolsheviks.
And Stalin, in deep need for control of the situation, self-proclaimed the leader of the state until the revolution ends and a government can be set in place. With this power, he successfully draws a fraction of the population that once supported the RODP, whose ideology coincides with the Bolshevik’s, but their religious values had a higher priority, by assuring the patriarchate that they won’t dissolve or persecute the orthodox church under the new government.
What is going on in this country?
BREAKING NEWS
THE LEGEND HIMSELF HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD!
IS KARL MARX THE ORIGINAL INFLUENCER?
Karl Marx has just been revived by the mighty Rasputin and has held a 10-minute long Q&A session with the committee. He talked about his undoubted belief in the ways of the bolsheviks, accused the Mensheviks of plaguing their country by trying to impose Capitalism in Russia and how the monarchy is the true sickness of the country. He also has expressed his disapproval of the capitalist turn of the coalition between the Mensheviks and bolsheviks, pushing the Mensheviks to try and follow the example of the bolsheviks, the communist example, not the socialsit one. He urged the delegates to consider tearing down the whole system and starting a revolution, not caring about the bloody aftermath it may have, as a sacrifice, he claims, is needed to achieve an ultimate goal.
The monarchy has just decided to publish their future budgetary plan in the interest of the whole Russian population.
This is an official document that is disclosed within our pages. We are incredibly honoured to be chosen as the monarchy’s trusty newspaper.
The document ensues:
“The monarchy would like to promote the following budgetary plan in order to boost the national welfare level, all money being deducted from the recent oil exportation."
20 billion dollars in education, creating schools and universities, paying teachers to come to Russia from western countries, investing in research and better salaries for the teachers.
20 billion dollars in healthcare, opening free hospitals for the proletariat and raising the salaries of doctors
50 billion dollars in agriculture, to modernize the farming equipment and be able to import food from the international comunity to solve the ongoing food crisis
10 billion dollars to the church, so as to provide spiritual guidance and material help for the poor
5 billion dollars to mining, to buy better mining equipment and improve the condition of the miners
25 billion mld dollars to industry, opening more factories and constructing more buildings in the big cities so as to solve the ongoing overcrowdedness and improving their conditions.”
Today many members of the Russian political stage have decided to come together to decide the fate of our country after the troubled events that have just happened: the disastrous effects of The War, the fall of the monarchy from the power it once held and the surprising rise to power of the bolshevik party. Thus, in today’s meetings there have been numerous points addressed by all sides and even more points have been addressed through the representatives of the Proletariat.
One of the most heard voices today was the one of Stalin who claims he wants to give power to the Proletariat by creating a syndicate with access to the government. He stated that everyone can this way join the government without actually being obligated to know every aspect of politics. But isn’t the government supposed to be composed to be made from the smartest people in the country in order to actually rule it and make it better. There has to be a selection regarding the people who join this syndicate. But will that also not mean that everyone is equal?
We have decided to inquire Stalin even more regarding this topic. His answer was however unsatisfactory, claiming that the decision of who will represent the proletariat in the syndicate will be chosen by them, but will also represent every citizen’s voice. One person isn’t a whole nation’s workers, is it not?
Regarding the mensheviks, even if their stance at the beginning was to prove to everyone that they are the better party, they have still decided to align themselves with the bolsheviks after calling them “too vengeful”. Taking cover under the broad umbrella of “The Left”, what they said first when trying to stand up for themselves is now forgotten as a new alliance takes shape.
The Proletariat, which have at one point claimed that their best option would be the mensheviks, now have turned against them, saying that the bolsheviks are not giving them an immediate solution to famine or poverty and that they are too extreme for what the people actually want.
Regarding the monarchy, they are the ones that have actually brought the discussions further. Using 5% of Russia's GDP which is stated to be $500 Billion in 1917, they started a more advanced Oil Drilling Rig campaign in Zemlya. This evolution in the industry of our country boosts the Russian economy during this dark time and also improves the image of the once considered untrustworthy Monarchy into one that is to be respected.
Throughout the multiple riots the proletariat has organized to attract the politician’s attention, there have been but 3 stances: the monarchists, who want to show their people they have the solutions and connections to bring food from new commercial ties with Romania and Poland, the mensheviks, who claim to be “impartial” while siding with the bolsheviks and also have “ties from college” with important people in Europe & the bolsheviks, who speak of The War as if Russia no longer has its sons dying in random fields around the continent and blame the monarchy for having their hands dirty of blood, when the whole history of their party is written in the blood of the tired workers.