Stalin: “How can we trust a priest that raped so many women and ALLEGEDLY had an affair with the Tsar’s wife?”
Welcome to the first day of the Crisis committee, where everything seems to be going just right. The session began with some peaceful opening speeches. Borjarovich began his speech with some vile accusations of satanism and corruption against Rasputin, who is ALLEGEDLY whispering in the Tsar’s ear. Martynov also expressed his discontent regarding the current form of government, by stating that the tsar has enslaved and killed lots of innocent people in his own interest. The Bolsheviks have questioned the credibility of the Monarchists, as they should. Stalin has called Rasputin a rapist and Trotsky called the monarchist swines.
The first two updates surprised everyone with their radical nature. The Proletariat has risen against the government and are protesting for better life conditions. The proletariat: How can we trust the monarch Monarchists when they don’t trust themselves? We stand by the Bolsheviks because they are the only ones that proposed actual solutions.” Fyodor Dan outrageously declared that the Proletariat is willing to ally with the “criminals” that promised a utopic Russia. What is ironic is that the Mensheviks had actually considered an alliance with the Bolsheviks. The second announcement is even more shocking: Lenin had a sexual affair with Wilhelm II, the ruler of Germany. Because Russia was currently at war with Germany, that action has tremendously angered the population.
Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany: "Russia does not have the proper form of Christianity. They are erratics!"
On the second day, things got darker. Prince Lvov has been the target of sabotage and he has been seriously injured in one of his train trips. Due to his fragile health, he could no longer rule the country for the rest of the committee session. Roman von Ugern-Sternberg has taken his place.
Another shocking update: more and more people are getting sick because of their poor condition. Given the situation, the Proletariat expressed their discontent against the Monarchy: "We did not choose them, thus they are not legitimate."
Elections have taken place in the Bolshevik party for the position of Secretary General. There has been a large campaign and the winner was OBVIOUSLY Joseph Stalin. But an outrageous secret has been revealed after the Victor speech: Stalin had tried to assassinate his campaign rival, Lenin.
Also, Karl Marx has come back from the dead and a Q&A session was organized. He declared that he stands by the Bolsheviks and thinks that a revolution is the only solution for everyone to be equal.
Roman Ugern-Stenberg died because the train ran over him. The whole committee took a minute of silence to commemorate him.
Kaiser Wilhelm took the committee by surprise when he arrived to enlighten us with a Q&A session. His Imperial Majesty declared that he would provide guns and funds for the Bolsheviks as long as the party respects the limits imposed by the German Empire.
A Bolshevik spy has successfully infiltrated the other factions and he must be found. The whole situation has been decided by playing a Mafia game. The spy is revealed to be Fyodor Dan.
A coup d'etat took place and the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks attacked the Royal palace. Also, the Proletariat has risen against the Monarchists. Anja Bogdanov, the leader of the factory workers, gathered all the miners and equipped everyone with weapons brought with the Monarchy's money. The Monarchists' government has elapsed and the Bolsheviks have taken control now.