man falls into river, later dies

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City. The police force wasn't able to rescue him, as the only means of saving him- the helicopter- was sadly not finished being built yet. He later drowned, and reports say he was also eaten by a boat.

Elon Musk announces Earth 2; "to be better than Earth 1"

Elon Musk has announced that he is planning to create Earth 2, a better version of Earth 1. This installment in the 'Earth' series will include anime girls, the ability for you to star (or be a character in) your own anime, and bigger dildos. Chicken fries, known from Burger King, will now be free. Entry is a buck and a half.

[K] strikes again, dressing up as a furry

The weirdo scared 23 children (5 injured, 7 dead) today, dressing up as a neon angel demon furry and going out in public. Several news stations reported on the incident already, calling it a "national crisis." The police are looking for her, but they don't know she's currently in my basement, eating rats.

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