Birthday cause of mass genocide?

Riley birthday is today, and people all over are saying: Was it too big?

The bash started with a giant explosion, exploding everything everywhere. Pizza rolls were destroyed, leaving several grown ass adults in tears. At the end, a creeper exploded, sending two people 6 feet under. When asked about this, Riley only commented "aww man, fuck yeah."

A breaking news report at 4:20 AM today showed a man's weener being sucked by ANOTHER DUDE. I gotta say, that's pretty gae. also a car exploded killing 5 children blah blah blah. The coronavirus is dead lol i killed it with my fortnite golD SCAR

Man orders chicken fries, now in coma

Today we received a report that a man was put in a 17-year coma after eating Burger King's own chicken fries. Thy've also paid us to advertise them, so we're saying they're the best fucking fries EVER.

Actual news: [J] hit me in the back of the head with their sketchbook today, bonk

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fUn fAcT oF tHe DaY! :)

Space smells like steak.

Questions Column

[1] asks: How do you out pizza the hut?

you eat pizza rolls. they're good as fuck.

[2] asks: Why was this made?

for dolts, by a dolt

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Bonus HAKOOT image to confuse your friends: https://i.ibb.co/HX0WxvH/untitled.png