August 3

:lasagna:Lasagna News - August 3 - Issue 1:lasagna:

First issue!

In today's news, the sunrise has actually been really nice. Hope today's gonna be a good day. :salute:

I don't know what I'm doing.

Sans Undertale, Sans Fortnite, Sans Smash, and Sans Deltarune were arrested today for a crime charge. They burnt down a water park. how tragic.

In other news today, we fucking killed Corona. It's dead. and racism. Sorry boys, racism is no more. 🐧 🐧 🐧 🐧

My Minecraft server is still up at **mental2.minehut.gg**, and not many people have joined. it's up, though.

The only news about COVID is bad, right now, so I don't wanna say it. New vaccine might come soon, though. That's cool.

Garfield's dead. That's it.

Sorry I didn't have much news for today. Thanks for reading.