Lasagna News - March 10th, 2020Recreated March 12th, 2020

[k] seen again in strib club

The inevitable furry named [K.B.] is on the loose again, recently seen behind strip clubs, but sadly got away when we tried to ask for an interview. Police show reports of men gone mad with horniness after seeing her, and when we saw a picture of her, we agreed. Anyways, lock your doors, stay safe, aUwU

Breaking news: ducks are poisonous?

A national crisis has been discovered: Ducks are poisonous! This shocking fact was discovered after our own news team mysteriously died after eating duck. They say it was the food, but you wouldn't know that, fucking Humphrey. In other news, white mystery vans are here to give you candy and sweets :)

Person submits absolutely horrible memes

What the fuck is this garbage? (Pictured below)

Comics/Memes

Fun fact of the day!

[J]'s gay

Questions Column

IDK asks: Are you gay?

almost.

Link of the Day

im too tired to come up w one