August 5

:lasagna:Lasagna News - August 5 - Issue 3:lasagna:

good morning. the sun was too bright today. couldnt see the sun rise.

school starts in half an hour.

oh, also, my evil top secret plan will be finished tomorrow. heheh. now to read the inbox

ANON asks: why are we here?

...no idea. to fuck and die or something.

covid's not doing good. click for bad news. ||everyone's fucking stressed and this dumbass of a country isnt doing that much better||

anyways, i have to write a stupid article, but i'm kinda hungry, so im gonna steal uhh

a green man with a floating orb above his head has been convicted of 7 crimes. they were gonna arrest him, but he escaped. more on that tomorrow

minecraft server's doing ok

anyways, bye, have a good day if you can im begging you