Lasagna News - March 11th, 2020

furry saga continues

Kitten Deathlight (she changed the name) strikes yet again, breaking into houses and convincing men to cheat on their loved ones with her! They can't get enough of her! Still yet to get an interview. She dressed up as a angel demon with laced panties!

Breaking news: we got the interview! When we asked why she was doing this, she responded with:

"Well, I think releasing my inner furry is great. I mean, dressing like this! It's so easy to get attention! I have 69 outfits, and going out, everyone starts looking at me and asks me to come home with them. I think it's beneficial for the world to know about me."

So it seems like these news stories will continue as long as she's not behind bars or anything.


(9/17 update: i was on crack dont blame me)

Cereal killer on the loose!

A cereal killer runs rampage today, depleting the supply of the good cereals like the one with cookies and the colored one.

I don't have any news to puts here lol

News 3

Comics/Memes

Submitted by The Furry

Fun fact of the day!

You can't taste food without saliva.

(Submitted by The Furry, fact-checked)

Questions Column

THE MOUSTACHE asks: Do you like ass? After School Snacks?

mhm. they good

Link of the Day

umandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/11835#.Xmfwv47YrnE <- doesnt work, submitted

get ur furry name today!





























go away.