"id at [SChool]" song kills 32 and counting

The new song, "ID at Greenway", was released this morning in a suprise portion of the announcements. The so-called "music" was most likely written by... people here. We have no leads, and everyone's a suspect. The song has killed 32 people so far, making them bleed to death by their ears.

Cat pushes dog off table, dog injured

I use pain way too much in these stories. Garfield Cat is put behind bars today, forced to 2 hours of community service for pushing Odie Dog (unconfirmed last name) off a table. The dog was badly injured, and stuff like that. Garifled hu nh edjs

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Fun fact of the day!

Bees sometimes sting other bees.

Questions Column

ANONYMOUS asks: do you suck?

....yes. i suck a lot.

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