rain sets fire to house, 7 killed
A fire was reported this morning. It took 2 hours and 37 firefighters to put it out, as the rain was helping the flames grow bigger. 12 were injured, and 7 died. We mourn the loss of the biggest death, Cameron A, and their relative, McDonalds Guy. It's said the rain started the fire, and they have proof, so we're not gonna disagree.
Experts on the subject agree that this should definitely not be possible. We interviewed an expert meteorologist, Hugh G. Rection, and he had this to say:
"What the fuck are you doing in my house? Get out!"
The police were called but we got out.
Cereal killer on the loose, again!
The cereal killer from March 11th, 2020, is on the loose again. Toucan Sam is scared. They've started depleting the local grocery stores of their stock of cereals, how predictable. I'm stealing this article from March 11, and the top article from March 12, because I have no ideas.
Imagine actually trying to make a newspaper, haha. Might buy lasagnanews.com.
Super Tight Pussy, SMB Rom hack, releases its 4th world today
Super Tight Pussy is a weird Super Mario Bros. ROM hack that brings new and challenging levels to the hit retro game. It's currently about halfway done (1-1 to 4-4 complete) and also has a Super Mario Maker 2 Port, which you can find at the creator ID GVT-8CJ-61H. (The port does not have 4-1 to 4-4.)
You can find it here. It's a .nes file, so use it with NES emulators like FceuX or Mesen. There's also a website here, but it's kinda empty.
Questions Column
ANON asks: What game do you think is the most underrated?
Micro Mages maybe. Or Manyland. Or Everybody Edits.
DEMI asks: why is the cat in the vending machine (see attached video)
I honestly have no idea, but he looks comfy. God i wish that were me
By the way red spy, you said "you guys" in one of your submissions, but I'm (oxygen) the only editor.
dankest memes boys
i didnt have many this time so here's the full shrek movie
forgive me.
https://ia802804.us.archive.org/22/items/shrek_20191231/shrek.mp4
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