Lasagna News
For dolts, by a dolt
Lasagna News is a discontinued stupid newspaper website that hopes to make you laugh. Full of inside jokes, bad memes, and weird articles, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever made, and I love it.
Edited every day by Riley (hopefully). Published every day. Made for dolts, by a dolt. To submit something to the news page, visit the Contact Us section of this website.
Any news that is relevant one day will usually be published in the next day's issue.
If you submit something, it'll most likely be added.
If you submit something, it'll most likely be added.
Thank you.
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you're legally gay now
where are my balls, jon?
below space shows you that the site isn't actually in dark mode (google sites cant do that), and that it's just edited to look like it is.