The Biker Cafe

Title: How To Screw Ya

Artist: Moulton

Composer: Leonard Cohen and Barsoom Tork Associates

YouTube: Hallelujah (KD Lang)

I heard there was a psycho mod

That Carol played as if she were God

But you don't really care for drama, do ya?

It goes like this

The topic drift

The minor balk, the major rift

The baffled Mod deciding how to screw ya

How to screw ya

Your faith was wrong, you pulled a goof

With theories begging for some proof

But science and bad judgment overthrew ya

I plied you with a bitchin' dare

I broke your stones; I grabbed your pair

And from your quips I drew, "I'm gonna screw ya."

How to screw ya, How to screw ya

How to screw ya

Rebecca, I've been here before

I know this gloom, I've jammed your door

I even had a life before I knew ya

I've seen your kids by the steepled church

Your games are not a victory lurch

It's a cold and it's a broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya

I gave your Mods a Bokonic shove

To show them what is meant by love

Not how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya

And remember when I moved to speak

The recoiling snake betrayed a sneak

And every breath you drew was how to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya

Some say I took your name in vain

No one could help; I took the blame

But if I did, well really, what's it to you?

There's a daze of fright in every word

It doesn't matter which you heard

The holy or the broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya

I did my best, it wasn't much

I couldn't win; I tried too much

I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you

And even though it all went wrong

I'll stand before the Lord of Song

With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, How I love ya

Hallelujah

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