King Bunk

New song parody from Barsoom Tork Associates ...

Title: King Bunk

Artist: Moulton

Composers: Steve Martin and Barsoom Tork Associates

King Bunk (King Bunk)

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People Zoom in to listen to his creed.

(King Bunk) How'd you get so crackers?

(Crackers Bunk) Did you preach to hackers?

Born in North Umbria,

Moved to Babelphonia (King Bunk).

(King Bunk) Now, if I'd known

They'd tune in just to hear you,

I'd trade in all my bandwidth

And sought my absolution. (King Bunk)

Drowned in logorrhea (Funky Bunk)

With anti-neurothea!

Born in North Umbria,

Moved to Babelphonia (King Bunk)

Mouthin’ by the mile, (Chatty Bunk)

No one loves his style, (Talking Bunk)

Mockin' for a while (Mockin' Bunk)

He hates a theophile.

He gave his life for schism.

Craven idol!

He's an interstitian

I’m tellin' you.

Now, when I die,

Don't think I'm at peace,

Don't want no lengthy eulogy,

And spare me ole King Bunk (King Bunk)

He coulda won respect,

Instead he earned “Reject!”

Born in North Umbria, moved to Babelphonia,

He was born in North Umbria, he turned my brain to stone-ya,

King Bunk

CopyClef 2020 Steve Martin, Barsoom Tork Associates, and the Steel Canyon Raiders.

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