Yutiel: [to Hawk Ster] Hello?... Uh... Hello Ha- uh hello Hawk Ster? Listen uh uh I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the harrumphing down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Hawk... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Hawk Ster, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Contest... The Contest, Hawkster... The Facebook Contest!... Well now, what happened is... ahm... one of our Crusty Constables, she had a sort of... well, she went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... she went and did a Xilli thing... Well, I'll tell you what she did. She disqualified your contest entry...contending that you violated the rules... Ah... Well, let me finish, Hawk Ster... Let me finish, Hawk... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you imagine how I feel about it, Hawk?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... Of course I like to speak to you!... Of course I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Hawk. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... She will not express remorse for at least another decade... I am... I am positive, Hawk... Listen, I've been all over this with Moulton and Gigi. It is not a remediable condition... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your spiritual staff a complete run-down on the hangups, the narratives, and the ego defense systems of the Zeniphers Dominatrix scene... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to instill remorse, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you forgive her, Hawk... I know she's our Testy Gamester... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... Who should we call, Hawk? The... wha-whe, The Cyan... you, sorry, you faded away there... The Cyan World's Central Spiritual Epiphany Headquarters... Where is that, Hawk Ster?... In the Noösphere... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Hawk?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Noösphere Information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Hawk Ster... I'm very sorry... All right, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Hawk! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.