Response to tony

Post date: Aug 4, 2011 12:43:43 AM

tony (July 10, 2011)

I'm sorry, but, it is time to move on, i have found something better. You worked well, and I will always miss the comment responses. Goodbye.

tony baloney - Wait ... you ... you're breaking up with me!? For another app!?

And you're doing it via the Android Market!? This is worse than an "it's over" text message! Who does that!?

Can we at least talk about this? Come on, baby, please - give me another chance!

I swear I can change! (Literally, with each update!) Just tell me what you want from me!

Is this because I'm getting fat!? I know I've put on a few kilobytes since I first launched but you said you liked my "extra features"!

Is this because I'm (mostly) black!? But I thought that didn't matter to you!

Is this because of my small fonts? I know you like big fonts and I cannot lie ... I do too! I'll make them bigger!

Anything you want, baby. Come on, please. Don't ... don't do this.

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I ... I can't believe this is happening. I've given you the two best (well, only) years of my life ...

I tracked your buses and trains. I laughed at your dumb jokes. I put up with your coma-inducing B.O. I called you "Big Tony" with a straight face.

And just like this you drop me as soon as "something better" comes along!? Ugh - men! (Am I right ladies!?)

Uninstalled like some run-of-the-mill fart app - with a 3-star rating no less. Did I mean nothing to you!?

You know what though ... [Deep Breath] ... it's OK. It's O.K. You're going to come crawling back - you'll see.

And when you do ... well, I'll take you back because I'm free and you can install me anytime you want ...

But I'm keeping the cat!

My Rating:

I'm sorry, but, you think it is time to move on, however i find that I know better. We worked well, and I will not miss your comments as I stalk you. This is not goodbye.