New Restaurant Opening Up

Post date: Apr 19, 2011 12:53:58 AM

Mr. William Burke & Mr. William Hare are proud to announce the opening of their new specialty restaurant. They promise the juiciest and rarest of steaks, the strongest punch, beer and ales, and a rowdy time had by all. The new restaurant opens in Edinburgh, Scotland but the two gentlemen have promised to expand their expertise to other cities around the world very soon.

These two distinguished gentlemen have promised to scour the city and procure only the very best meats for their establishment. Mr. Hare commented that he was, "Well aware of how much the people of Edinburgh enjoy their sweet meats." Mr. Burke also promised to provide American "Prairie Oysters" on the menu.

We wish Mr. Burke and Mr. Hare much success in their new endeavor.