Have a Heart

Post date: Feb 13, 2011 1:11:17 AM

On this February 14, make sure that the Valentine's Day heart you share comes from your own chest! There are reports that succubi and incubi are returning in droves to celebrate the holiday. It seems as though the love and hormones flying through the air are bringing out the sex demons more than ever before. Now some of you may recognize that this is a guaranteed chance of getting some action. Although this is true, the end result leaves you drained, disturbed, and barely conscious. Much like listening to Glenn Beck. So enjoy your Valentine's Day and remember to love the one you're with and not the one who creeps in your window.