"It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year!"

Post date: Dec 14, 2011 3:00:45 AM

In this time of Christmas cheer

There is little time to live in fear

But if old Santa turns up dead

Then call it quits and go to bed

The winter solstice is upon us and December brings a series of holidays that will tantalize, tease and torment all at the same time. This is a time of great expectations, great disappointments and reflection. This time of the year, I find myself thinking more about the past than the future.

Reflecting on the past year, I think about the friends I've lost, the things I failed to accomplish and challenges I've faced. Of course, that way lies madness... So I try and keep it all in perspective. I'm still here to torment the people around me. I've succeeded in keeping the world and interesting place. I'm looking forward to losing a few pounds next year.

Oh, and I killed Santa over the summer so I think that people are going to be really surprised when Zombie Santa comes crawling down their chimney this Christmas.

So happy holidays to my assorted sundry of psychotic friends and may next year be the most horrible one yet!