Post date: Oct 21, 2013 6:48:08 PM
The countdown to Halloween continues! Please make every effort to engage in festivities in a thoughtful manner. Too many people ruin the season with poor pranks, terrible treats, and careless costuming.
Try to ensure that bloodletting is kept off clean floors and reserved only for dusty basements.
Not everyone wants to see you in a "Hello Kitty" set of panties. Especially if you are an 80 year old man.
If you give away apples, raisins or toothbrushes, expect to be beheaded.
Enjoy the season!