Are the living getting too close for comfort?

Post date: Oct 13, 2009 12:35:55 AM

Do you have living neighbors who are a little too nosy for their own good? Does you neighbor's dog sniff a little too close to your mass burial sights? Have you ever had the feeling that you are being watched by unfriendly eyes? Maybe you're just paranoid. Maybe it's your conscience playing tricks on you. Or maybe it's time that you took matters into your own bloody hands. Why feel cornered when it is so simple to remove unnecessary stress from your life? Once the problem has been identified, just add one more slot to your burial mound and insert accordingly. It's that easy! For those of you who are more 'high profile' activists, you may wish to engage the services of a 'cleaning' agency. These are often affordable and alleviate the stress of a messy evening away from home. Check your local listings for 'cleaners' in your area and say goodby to nosy Mrs. Osher.