Made in America

Post date: Sep 21, 2010 5:19:05 PM

What could be more American than a zombie? Why absolutely nothing! Zombie Americans are still Americans. When they were alive, they paid taxes the same as everyone else. Just because they are now dead and roaming is no reason to view them as any less patriotic. Zombie Americans have a strong affinity for their fellow citizens. They will often overlook a foreigner in favor of feasting on your average red blooded American male or female. That is the sign of a true patriot!