A great story never began with someone drinking water.
A day without wine is like...Just kidding! I have no idea.
I'm outdoorsy. I drink my wine on the patio.
True friends don't care if your house is messy. They care if you have wine.
We have an open door policy. Show up with wine and we'll open the door.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Cats and WINE make everything FINE.
Save Water. Drink Wine.
"Trust me. You can dance." -Wine
Wine is cheaper than therapy.
Wine is like duct tape--it fixes everything.
A meal without wine is called breakfast.
Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
Wine: because it's not good to keep things bottled up
Happy Hour, Wine, Coffee Quotes
Some articles:
A supposed "study" about you should not even have one drink...
Why Limit Happy to one Hour?
Happy Hour. Because it's cheaper than therapy.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with coffee.
Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know when I wake up, I get coffee.
Did you ever stop to think maybe coffee is addicted to me?
Squats? I though you said Let's Do Shots!
Vodka is just awesome water.
New ones I found May 2020 or later
Lord, give me COFFE to change the things I can change, and WINE to accept the things I can't.
I've got salad for dinner. Actually fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. OK all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I've got wine for dinner.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look in the the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~Jack Handy
I only drink a little but when I do, I turn into another person, and that person drinks a lot.
Not to get technical...but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
I don't drink alcohol. I drink distilled spirits. So I'm not an alcoholic...I'm spiritual.
A day without wine is like...just kidding, I have no idea.
It's not hoarding. It's a wine collection.
My doctor says I need glasses.
Wine: Juice with more experience
Two to three glasses of wine can reduce your risk of giving a shit.
To do list: Open wine. Pour. Drink. Repeat.
If you don’t like my cooking, have another glass of wine.
May your wine glass always be half full
I take baths because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
This may be the wine talking, but I love wine.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.
Ever feel like you’ve had too much wine? Me neither.
Drinking wine is lot like riding a bike, except you can just sit there. Much easier.
Wine – how classy people get wasted.
Wine is the answer. Wait! What was the question?
Love and Wine – better with time.
I would exercise, but it makes me spill my wine.
Life is like white wine. Chill for best results.
A new study suggests that drinking wine prolongs your life. Looks like I'm going to be immortal.
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.
Yoga Class? I thought you said Pour A Glass!
I save my carbs for wine. It's called "priorities."
People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
A good day starts with coffee and ends with wine.
Drinking wine is not my habit. It's my hobby.
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
— Benjamin Franklin
New ones:
A great way to protect yourself from the sun is to drink wine in the shade.
I just want to drink wine and pet my cats.