"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."

What do you call a burger with wheels? Fast food!

Don’t trust ladders, they’re always up to something