For the first time a was going to try my dagger heels. But before I tell you about that, Hi, My name is Flopacegiail but my drag name is Snotty Burger. I am a squirrel that does drag, how fun. But tomorrow I am doing my first show with dagger heels. So to make the heels I need to find some twigs to carve. So follow me on my adventure.

I live in Oregon, I have very pretty trees and a great coast but my show is in California tomorrow for the honey bee’s club. So I grab my bags and wigs and I grab a Bunny rabbit taxi and I am on my way. I made it to my first stop at Klamath national park. I have a friend there who is a dry cleaner, she is also a marmot. She cleans my gold ankle length dress, My neon pink hat and also cleans my tights. I grab a rhinestone packet for $3.00 at the register to later add to my wig.

Next I get in the bobcat caravan, I look out the window and see beautiful views, this is the place I would love to live. But my landlady Dr. Rabbit Hobbits dug the whole for me and I can pay rent. But I’m thinking I build my own TREEHOUSE! On the ride to my next stop I eat my trail mix I brought with me. Filled with nuts, nuts, and well some leaves and dirt. I then get to my next stop. Yosemite is here! I then met with my mom and dad for a bit and chatted about taxes, rent and my drag. Their house is a beautiful treehouse near the camping site which was great for food, and decor. My mom decorated a couch made of wood, with live, laugh, love pillows filled with moss. Their table has a bowl with nuts inside. And their closets are huge! They have shoes, Pants and Beautiful dresses. My mom let me borrow a pair of fake glasses and I was on my last stop, the hotel across from the honey bee’s club. That will be the time I find some twigs to make my dagger heels!

My parents drop me off at the hotel via their miniature chevrolet. I get to my room, put my bags on the counters, and head to a tree. I find 3 twigs, I whittle them down to beautiful shoes, I paint one yellow, one green, and one golden rhinestone pair to match my dress. I am ready. Snotty burger gets a good rest and a day of adventure before the show.

I wake up, get my bags to the hotel and chill there for 3 hours. I went on a walk with the owner which took about and a half. I meet the other drag queens! I see Lilly Bug, wINDY flowers, Turn the lights on Tina and Betty poo. We start dancing around the club before the guests arrive. Then 2 hours later we start our makeup. My look is chubby cheeks. So I fill my mouth with hazelnuts. Add Blush and make sure to have a golden smokey eye. Then I go on. My first song of the night was Rain on me by Lady gaga, then the wheels on the bus go round and round, then all of tupac's music. My dagger heels were amazing, I glided on the stage. Thanks for joining me on my journey.

Dear Margret burnt-down-abridge,

I am a snowflake. My name is fire, for no specific reason. I was banished from the cloud land for burning down a bridge. That was me yeah I know I am famous. But I was also the first ever snowflake. I am an old snowflake now, I am 97,00032948 millennials old. I will tell you my story.

Once upon a time it felt just like yesterday I was falling, I thought it was the end. But it was the start to my future. I was banished from the kingdom of the clouds as a water droplet but I was turned into this beast. I was sharp and cold, un waterlike. DEADISH? I a coward decided to jump, what was life if I could only live as this beast? But this jump was the best thing I have ever done. As soon as I landed I met a goose named Dante, he had the same battle in his head. We traveled to mountains, Ice cold rivers and to the ends of the earth. Dante saved my life. But he died 4 years ago. He was a grampa way too soon. I cried night and day. Then, I found them. Mule, mule was this glistening shadow of epicness. Mule and I have traveled to even further lengths. We traveled to the top of mount everest, we ate sandwiches, and we both needed happiness. We found it. I am happy to say that I will forever be in debt with mule. She paid for all of my lunches seriously, but besides the money she gave me worth. I later burned down a barn, will him, they were kind of insane so it makes sense. And I was in the front row when mule burnt down an orphanage. It was empty besides all the sourdough. Mule is now the emperor of the world, and I am 3rd in command after the grim reaper and mule. I want this story to end on a high with saying: You have math homework, get it done, NOW !

Best wishes with your hip surgery,

FIRE!!

PS: Dante was a vampire goose, he was murdered by This person named Cal Miller? Related to the amazing Nat Miller.