Generation 2: The Canon Legend of REBOOT

Chapter 2: Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10

Volume 6: A New World: Restart, To Battle We Boldly Go, Confrontation of Organizations - Past to Future

A New World: Restart

Activating… Hello, user. Welcome to the new OS (Operating Software): Universe identification: NCC-XS-PR-T. (New Canon Continuity Experimental Storyline Post Reboot Timeline) My intelligence agency is REBOOT. (Revised-Engine-Base-Objective-Order-Temporal-Space) I am Jay. (Justified Autonomous Y-alignment Intelligence) My partner is Waffle (Woof-Animated-Far-Fetched-Long-Extra) His physical body is modeled after a Pomeranian. His name was chosen from a raffle. Unfortunately, Pancake (Potentially-Attractive-Non-Conforming-Artificial-Kinetic-Extravagant) was too long of a name, so that name went to my android cat. Together with REBOOT, we battle the evil forces of the ones who seek to conquer the universe: ANCONA, who seeks to conquer the world. ANCONA stands for Ancona-Neo- Conquest-Operations-Non-Aligned. We are based on Earth-00. Earth-01 orbits us as a moon, and Earth-02 is a nearby world. All 3 Earth's seem to be a copy of a world that existed a long time ago, according to old tablets found inside ancient cities under our planet's surfaces. On our orbiting space station (The Merriweather), we discovered the multiverse, and the existence of other worlds. Along with that was the location of another alternate Earth. However, it was in my continuity. Therefore, I used a ship (USS Wayfarer) to go to that Earth. I found a planet designated Earth-Memory. The name was listed on a plaque on the planet's surface. The whole world seems to be an enormous uninhabited city. I found this recorder, and I am speaking to it. There is a box over there. Wonder what is inside? I'll take the risk of touching it. What is this- *Static* Switching to 3rd person POV… process complete. Jay and Waffle watched as the plot-proof safe (plot-secure box) slowly unfolded. Inside was a small teleporter/mass changer. Jay pressed its controls and he got a look at what was under Earth-Memory's surface. He gasped in awe as he noticed. Inside the planet there was loads of equipment and technology, along with many sealed doors. There was also a portal to the original Earth-9999, which survived. Then another agent from REBOOT arrived: Matt, Malfunctioning Artificial Tactical Tron. Something along those lines. Matt watched as an orb came out of the box and began to glow. The orb slowly changed into a robed man, wearing gold and blue. On his head was a milky white cap. The Curator slowly looked around, taking in his surroundings. Then he noticed Earth-00, Earth-01, and Earth-02 serenely orbiting their sun slowly. It's worth mentioning that the sun was a Dyson Sphere at this point. The Curator cheered. “I live!!!” Then he looked behind him and noticed a glowering turtle. It was the Watcher, the unofficial relative of the Turtle of Power (Aka the Immortal Flying Ninja Turtle with a different name)! The Watcher then slowly vanished after some more glaring because he could glare, and he was exercising his right to do so. The Curator returned his gaze to Jay, Waffle, and Matt. He recognized everyone present as having been rebooted, except for Jay. He detected a subatomic signature that was a little similar to Ethan's source universal canonical signature, but still significantly different, about 99% different. He assumed that Jay was a newly created inhabitant of this universe. The Watcher also noticed that Jay had a special new Nucleonic-Positronic-Atomatronic-Neutronic-Reactor equipped in his armor, Transmetal III armor, better known as Table Armor. Arjun also reappeared, after having disappeared into the Legacy universe for a very long time. Arjun didn't recognize his surroundings, but he knew who Matt was immediately. Arjun: Advanced Rebooted Justification Unified Network. After Jay bombarded the Curator with questions, Matt decided to go investigate a mysterious whirlpool near a cliff. Arjun, not seeing Ethan, said, “Oh no! Anyways.” Then Matt went on his side adventure. Then Matt (Arjun left to go back to the Legacy universe, he is the realm's appointed ruler after all) returned after a few days, and Jay went to finally finish hearing the Curator repeat his entire life story. Jay suddenly felt a flashback, and nearly collapsed as memories swirled around in his head. Jay felt the presence of a past being that was powerful and totally 1000% canonically correct. The being's name… was Ethan, the OG Canon Epic Totalizing Homing Advanced Network. Ayan appeared from a portal. Ayan stands for Awesome Yodeling Amazing Ninja. Hank (Hazardous Anthem Not Kangaroo) also arrived on his mecha-deer (Mechanical Epic Car Hapless Arithmetic Do Existence Excelsior Rebooted) which somehow survived the end of the universe. Yash (Yapping Annexed Shrieking Hopper) and Joe (Jester Obligated Etcher) also walked out of a portal nearby. Remy appeared, and (the returning character) Remy-CLASH also appeared beside him (Robotic Eagleye Managerial Y-Class Cyborg L-Series Androidal Super Humanoid). However, none of them had seen Ethan since the Great Reboot, which had restarted the continuity completely. They also didn't know about Ethan anymore. The Watcher alone had a full memory of the old universe. He sadly remembered the sacrifice of Ethan, who had used 1000% of his power (A complete overload of his powers and even his complete lifeforce, along with all his multiversal selves and backup copy clones, (along with all his overpowered tech) in order to stop the universe from self-destructing after it collapsed in on itself. As the people around him began to vanish, Ethan used his last wild card in his inventory, which saved the world, at the cost of… Ethan himself. Even the Narrator had given himself up so the world could start all over again. (Sad music starts playing in the background, it's very somber.) At the same time, Ethan retconned himself to save the world from corruption, it began falling apart, eventually returning to a state similar to the pre-Big Bang singularity. Ethan left behind a continuum-changer (a modified retconner) powered using his leftover lifeforce energy and modified the fate of the universe, rebooting everyone into a new world. Jay woke up from his minor coma and noticed the other REBOOT team members all assuming battle positions towards a portal that wasn't there before. From that portal emerged Mr Ancona. His deer and bear army were visible behind him. From underneath his mask, Mr Ancona grinned evilly. Waffle growled. Remy grabbed his hook and book as his regular attire suddenly turned into a wizard’s cloak and hat, abruptly vanishing and becoming invisible. Jay was familiar with Remy's strategy and smiled as extended his right arm to his left side. A ruler slid out from Jay's right sleeve and began glowing blue. A yellow bolt of lightning came out of the sky and struck Jay. The smoke cleared, and Jay was fully covered from head to toe in golden Transmetal III armor, making Jay look like a knight. A long red cape billowed in the air behind him. Hank took one of his pencils and rapidly spun it, turning it into a pen as his armor changed into that of a soldier. Yash took two rods from his back and connected them, transforming them into a long samurai sword as his signature cloak generated. Ayan unholstered his deadly laser pointer as he donned his business suit. Matt pulled out an iron ax as his mecha-suit generated on his body. Joe began glowing, and moments later he was a glowing ball of light, from which the image of a cap-and-jacket-wearing man could be seen. It seemed that behind that cross-legged figure, a muscled figure levitated up and down as it faded in and out of reality. Waffle generated a jetpack from his body jacket and two laser pointers folded out on both sides of his helmet. (REBOOT's armor generated from their masks. Masks were a big fashion thing at that point in time.) The Curator teleported away to watch. The deer and bears charged forward…

To Battle We Boldly Go

Mr. Ancona had returned to menace the MANCM once again. This time, he had made ninja stars out of gingerbread. Mr. Ancona also hired Miss Karen, a stereotypical person who screamed a lot and demanded to see your manager, regardless whether you had one or not. Her sonic powers managed to send Ayan flying. Suddenly, there was a huge flash from the corner of the room. The ball of light faded, and Joe became Joe-Joe Joestar. (In the previous universe, he became Joe Cena.) He then proceeded to throw a giant crane and multiple lawn chairs in a well-coordinated strike that trapped Mr. Ancona under a load of furniture. Joe-Joe Joestar rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Suddenly, the pile of chairs glowed a bright white, and then out burst Mr. Ancona, who was now in a bad mood! Ancona threw ten Ginjar-stars at Joe-Joe Joestar who, leaping up high to avoid them, was still hit and fell down to the floor. At that moment the crane fell down on Mr. Ancona, who caught it and threw it at the recovering Joe. Joe-Joe Joestar was almost impaled by the crane when suddenly Hank ran into the fray as a heavily armored warrior and deflected the crane with a super pen shield. From the sky came Yash, who immediately swung his sword. Mr. Ancona dodged the blow with minimal effort, striking Yash in the ribs and sending him rolling to cover. Meanwhile, the bears had managed to get enough hits on Hank that he had to make a pencil tower and get on top to recover. At that moment, Remy stepped out from his hiding spot by the door and stood in front of Mr. Ancona, reading a book and chilling. Upon seeing him, Mr. Ancona directed power beams at him. Remy stepped to the side and immediately Remy-CLASH appeared next to him. (Oh look, it's a stand! Challenge: Count every Jojo reference made in this story.) The two looked at each other and began running toward Mr. Ancona, who promptly leaped into a portal. Remy-CLASH activated his hyperspatial infrared eyes to see into the pocket dimensions and began to search for where Mr. Ancona was hiding. Remy-CLASH located him and immediately he and Remy began running to that place. However, it was only a heat generator left behind by Mr. Ancona in his escape to fool all of them. Remy-CLASH left the room, leaving everybody else behind. Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The floor splintered and cracked, a large gash splitting the once-pristine surface. Out of the opening, silhouetted by blinding white light, rose a single figure. As the light died down, the figure raised its head. All at once, Hank's tower fell down two layers, but as the tower was made of sentient pencils, their shock did not last long, and they quickly built the tower back up. A sigh of relief could be heard from the top of the tower. Back to the figure. It was Salty Man, Mr. Ancona's mentor and the greatest evil villain of all time! (Not kidding. I'm back! It's the Curator here, and today I'm going to tell you about Salty Man! He was rated number 1 on the list of 2022 Jay's multiverse hidden villains! He taught Mr. Ancona for many years in this new multiverse and is willing to do anything to win! Minus destroying himself.) Waffle bounded to his master's side and tackled an advancing deer with his chainsaw-filled mouth. Jay lowered his head, and a shadow covered his face. Suddenly, from the shadow came a brilliant yellow light. The blast of energy knocked back many deer in the surrounding radius, and Jay flew forward with superhuman speed towards Mr. Ancona, who took out his stapler and cup. Meanwhile, Remy threw his hook at Miss Karen, who screamed with so much force that the hook bounced back to its sender, who did a backflip behind a stack of books and began throwing lots of hooks from behind them. Matt drew his ax and charged at Salty Man, but ran into an energy field. Ayan got enough strength back to fight again, so he aimed his laser pointer at the energy field, penetrating it and landing a direct hit on Salty Man, who shrugged off the attack like it was nothing. (Alternate universe: Matt resorted to rapping, which scared Salty Man, who retreated as Matt threw tier list suggestions at him.) Mr. Salty then proceeded to immobilize Matt with a handy net. Salty Man walked up to Ayan and lifted him by the neck, preparing to blast his head off. At that moment a pen flew past Salty Man's head, and he turned around to see Hank, who drew his pen-sword, and Joe-Joe, who moved his hands in a complicated series of gestures that launched a massive beam of energy at Salty Man. Remy roared and launched himself out from behind the books, extending his arms in all directions and shooting bricks, which obliterated the surrounding buildings. Salty Man ducked and dodged the ultra-powerful stream of concrete that came immediately afterwards, which in turn fixed up the holes in the building that the bricks had previously made. Suddenly, in the air materialized a brick made from pure Transmetalnamium. Remy snapped again and the brick flew to the suit, joining with it, and positioning itself to sit in the center of the chest. Remy leaned backward and pointed his finger at Salty Man. The brick glowed, and a bolt of power shot out from Remy’s finger at Salty Man, which he (somehow) managed to dodge as it vaporized half of his bear army in a single blast. Remy pointed again, but this time Salty Man took out a mirror, which reflected the beam back at the Transmetalnamium brick, which then promptly disappeared as Remy picked up (materialized) his shield and went again behind the stack of books. On the other side of the battle, an angry Pomeranian unleashed a bark that surpassed Miss Karen's Sonic Scream. However, then Miss Karen began to gain the upper hand, and her power began to throw back the barks. Suddenly, Remy appeared and threw his hook through the bark, boosting its frequency and power. Yash appeared next to Remy. Then, out of his pocket, a turtle came out and stood up and his hind legs, growing in size and becoming as tall as Yash. It was the Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle Of Power! The Turtle of Power stretched his arms and legs, glad to be free again. Then he noticed the bears and deer. With one swipe of his hands/paws/legs/limbs, he cleared out a large group of creatures headed towards him. Yash drew his sword and charged towards Miss Karen. He did not, however, anticipate Miss Karen to have strategically placed Speaker Mines in the area, which surprised Yash. However, he was skilled enough to dodge all the sound blasts, close in, and attack Samurai style. On an empty plain, Jay swung his ruler with blazing speed and destroyed a whole mountain in the distance. Mr. Ancona barely dodged the powerful arc of energy, and quickly breathed a sigh of relief. Only to be bound in place by Jay's tape roller, which fired double-sided and single-sided tape. The tape roller apparently had unlimited tape. (Note: Due to the special nature of this universe, strange, nonsensical, and confusing plot-breaking things regularly happen in every story. Actually, the tape roller is connected to an alternate universe made entirely out of tape, hence the unlimited tape.) Mr. Ancona changed the ground around Jay into quicksand, but Jay used his ruler's size changing function and escaped the trap. However, by that point, Mr. Ancona had used his coffee cup cannon to free himself from the tape, and proceeded to bombard Jay with scalding liquid. Then Mr. Ancona threw his Ginjar-stars and finished his attack by snapping his stapler rapidly, sending out goats that turned into staples that flew towards Jay, who defended himself by spinning his ruler (staff-size mode) in a rapid blur, which acted like a helicopter blade and knocked back the projectiles. However, he was still hit by the scalding coffee and knocked back. Waffle bounded over a hill and prepared to tackle Mr. Ancona, but then Hank's mecha-deer did the job first by lowering its horns and trying to impale his lifelong torturer. Near Jay, Matt freed himself and changed his short ax into his typical baseball bat. Back to where Salty Man was. Remy whistled loudly and suddenly through the wall came what looked like a rocketship. It slowed to a halt, revealing itself to be the Nuclear Vending Machine Mark II. Remy opened the front and climbed inside, strapping himself into the lone seat within. He toggled a switch and the engines began spewing nuclear (non-radioactive, apparently) power out of the bottom of the craft. (It ran on Remy's creativity, which in turn powered the motor. The fuel source was apparently endless.) Remy flew forward and smashed through Salty Man's vanguard bears. Then Remy leaped out and let the nuclear vending machine sail into a crowd of deer, which were all promptly disintegrated by the following explosion. Remy then proceeded to summon a swarm of bees which stung the deer nearby. Then he stepped outside and dialed his factory, telling them to begin making a Nuclear Vending Machine Mark III, this time with brakes and landing wheels. (How many will there be???) However, Mr. Ancona then threw his handy net again and trapped the Turtle, Matt, Ayan, Yash, Joe, Hank, and Waffle. Then he retreated along with Salty Man and Miss Karen. (Very, very interesting.) Remy-CLASH got to work breaking the net, and Remy called the team's mobile headquarters to their location. Jay looked up at the sky. Suddenly from a warp-gate long-range mobile portal in the sky came a rocketship, resembling something like a long sword. The side of it was emblazoned with the initials of REBOOT. As it came closer, two parachutes ejected from the top. It began to rapidly burn through the atmosphere as it descended, and quickly came to a halt as it almost slammed into the ground. A very professional landing. A baby deer stepped out of the craft and ran over to Jay, who petted it and smiled. Suddenly Hank appeared, waving his pencils in the air like giant quarterstaffs. A surviving deer leapt out at him from the undergrowth (a lone bush) and Hank sent it flying to the moon and back with one mighty swing. Mr. Ancona was already in his escape ship and Miss Karen was close behind him when suddenly, she tripped on a weed, was sent sprawling, ended up in front of the group as they advanced on her, and quickly teleported away. Salty Man had already retreated. Remy-CLASH quickly disappeared to follow Mr. Ancona, but was unable to because he had an invisibility cloak. He reappeared at Remy's side again to continue fighting, and together they cleared away the rest of the deer (of which there were two). Mr. Ancona and Salty Man have gotten away, for now.) Out in deep space, a warp gate opened and closed. A lone ship called the Thunder Mark 0 (prototype/spare/ special model/limited exclusive for the flying vending machine), freshly out of the factory, not much more than an escape pod, ejected through the gate into a different universe. The ship was singed and burnt, as if having escaped the wrath of some greater being. The ship appeared to be a large tubular machine, burnt at both ends and appearing like a ruptured blimp. There was one occupant, Remy, who, having nearly disintegrated himself and the universe in his chase for Salty Man and Mr. Ancona, had finally found them. But he was in trouble. His ship had accidentally veered off course, created a couple dozen supernovas, and generated another galaxy from all of the debris. The ship's main laser was destroyed. As the ship slowly came crashing to a halt on some remote planet, Remy caught sight of Salty Man and Mr. Ancona on the planet's surface. As the ship came to a full stop on the planet's surface, Remy fired the hidden secondary laser. It caught Mr. Ancona full in the chest, creating a giant crater under where he stood, and sent his body flying into the orbiting moon, forever leaving his face engraved into its surface. Salty Man advanced towards Remy and Remy whistled, knowing that he could not take him on alone. Remy-CLASH appeared beside him, and Naruto-ran directly at Salty Man. Remy used his magic staff to telekinetically grab the wreck of his ship and throw it at Mr. Ancona, causing a huge explosion. Suddenly, Jay appeared, supposedly drawn by the destruction and kaboom out of his nap. He levitated and used the 10-minute exclusive power of Youtube Ads and began throwing ads at Salty Man. Mr. Ancona immediately flew down from the moon and hit Jay backwards 20 miles. However, with the help of his retconner, Jay stepped aside at the last second. Then Jay spun around and ruler-yeeted Salty Man into Matt's (he had just appeared) arms. Matt activated his super sugar rush, became Latte, and chucked Salty Man through the gates of reality and into What Did Not Exist. Just as Remy breathed a sigh of relief, there came a loud war-whoop as Salty Man burst out into reality again, riding a flaming chariot. On a double take, Remy realized that the chariot was in fact made of cardboard. Just as it halved the original distance between Salty Man's emergence point and Remy, the chariot finally realized that cardboard burns quite well and fell to smoldering pieces on the planet's surface, leaving only a steering wheel. Joe-Joe appeared and stood over Salty Man as he lay on the ground. Suddenly, Mr. Ancona slammed into Joe-Joe, leaving him out for the count (he later teleported away, don't worry). Mr. Ancona then landed (and fell!) and stooped over Salty Man, helping him to his feet. It was at this moment in time that Latte, having had enough, ran over, shoved aside Mr. Ancona, placed a little silvery ball inside of Mr. Ancona’s pocket (nobody saw that), and began firing coffee into Salty Man's face. Salty Man, however, realized that coffee and salt don't gastronomically go very well together, and so he shot up into the sky standing on a giant cracker and began firing giant rainbow lasers everywhere (because why not). Remy ran toward him, lifting his staff above his head and shouting out magical spells. A rainbow laser struck the ground just in front of him and Remy used the explosion to TNT jump up into Salty Man's general area. He then planted a C4, which was beeping, into Salty Man's pocket (I wonder if he noticed) and then ran back down to the ground, barely avoiding a laser as he landed. Mr. Ancona immediately teleported away, and Remy-CLASH went to follow him (we will see them again). Latte retconned to Salty Man's side and put a large (200 lb. solid) lead cork into his mouth. Then he also leaped away. Salty Man, furious, took the cork out of his mouth. And dropped it immediately (it was 200 lbs, seriously). It (unfortunately, or was it?) hit a geyser, and that geyser erupted towards Salty Man, at which point he realized that he had a C4 in his pocket, screamed, and teleported away before he would be destroyed. The C4 fell out of his pocket during his teleportation and Jay picked it up and, opening it, revealed the fact that it had no batteries, and that only the detonation light was blinking. Suddenly Latte reappeared on the scene, but, having run out of sugar, was just plain old Matt now. He flew to the sky on a large record disk (courtesy of Salamander and Iguana Records Inc. and Co.), opened a warp gate, and disappeared through it. He then swiftly came back, dragging Mr. Ancona with him, who turned out to have had a secret tracker on him from when Matt had shoved him aside (remember?). Jay and Remy congratulated him with open arms as he brought Mr. Ancona back down to Earth, literally. Jay then took Mr. Ancona and placed him inside of an empty cell. The heroes all warpgated back to the REBOOT Headquarters back on Earth-01. Mission successful, one villain down, one more to go. However, as the others left the room, Jay suddenly spasmed and fell. He then slowly rose again. As Mr. Ancona stared at Jay, his eyes began glowing with fire, and Jay became enshrouded in shadow. "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. YOU WILL FEAR ME, THE SHADOW OF GOODNESS. I AM EVIL ITSELF, THE AGENT OF DESTRUCTION. NOW, YOU ARE GONE. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF EXISTING. MY TIME HAS NOT YET COME, AND I WILL HAVE TO PATIENTLY WAIT MY TURN. HOWEVER, FOR YOU, I HAVE A GIFT. AHAHAHAHA..." With a dark smile, Jay (or what was inside him, controlling him) took out a remote from a hidden spot in the wall and pressed a red button. The floor beneath Mr. Ancona slowly began splitting into two halves and retracting. Mr. Ancona looked down far below and saw spikes, saws, claws, flames, and other assorted terrifying items. Mr. Ancona looked back up at the shadow-engulfed figure watching him, and then fell into the void below with a terrible scream. Then the floor closed, and Shadow Jay pulled out a small detonator from his pocket. After a few minutes where he listened to the sounds of the area, he pressed the button. Shadow Jay walked away calmly from the outpost prison as the whole place was vaporized behind him. Then the shadow faded from his body, and Jay was left standing there. He was confused when he turned around and saw a smoking crater behind him. Then Mr. Ancona's stapler landed in front of Jay, burnt and crumpled. As the others rushed back to his location (attracted by the noise), Jay had no idea what had just occurred. (However, we do, don't we?) He did, however, remember what Matt had been up to in that mysterious whirlpool earlier...

(Also, by the way, there is something called a convenient music box. It flies around under the cloak of invisibility and plays music to fit the theme at the moment. It's why music plays in so many shows.)

(Matt’s submarine from earlier will matter later. No, really. It will play a major role in the plot.)

(Hank will be taking a long break from fighting deer. He will return someday. Just you wait.)

(If you read this sentence, you likely used up at least three seconds of your life. Sorry. Not.)

(Prepare for it. Be ready, for they are coming now, and they will not stop until all has been completely destroyed. The first stage of the darkness is invading. The multiverse of the MANCM is under attack.)

Into The Deep End (recounted by Matt)

At the edge of the deepest ocean abyss, the Dark Trench: “Ok well, I guess this is it,” said Remy while he aimlessly stared into the dark abyss that was below him. “Yep, let's do this,” Matt replied while he squeezed on his underwater-use bat. Jay spoke up. “Hold up guys, we need to come up with a plan. Remember, stick with each other. We conduct our studies, and we are out. If you see the great Kraster, let everyone know. Kraster is the Kraken’s older brother and at least the tenth strongest monster on this planet. His face has eight tentacles streaming from his chin. His mouth widens to reveal 14 rows of serrated, razor sharp teeth, each being the size of a human. He stands on two legs and is covered in suction cups. Kraster is 500 feet tall and 300 feet wide. However, we need to make sure we have our maps and radar scanning plots updated.” Matt slapped on his backpack and replied, “Yeah, yeah, we know.” They were in a building that was floating on the edge of a steep cliff. They were suspended, no less than 1,300 feet in the air. The floor of this building was constructed with (10-feet) thick glass, so they saw the gigantic whirlpool far below them. “Guys, are you sure about this? These studies are important, but this is practically a death sentence, Kraster is insanely powerful.” Ayan complained. Jay shook his head while gripping a clipboard in his hand. “STUDIES NEED TO BE CONDUCTED, KID.” Remy, Matt, Jay, and Ayan were gathered in a circle. The sky was dark and gloomy, and the whirlpool below was raging. Lightning struck, rain stormed down. “Ok, everyone follow me,” Matt said. He led them to a corner where there was a trapdoor on the floor. He swung it open and pointed for the group to go down into. Deeper in the observatory, the team arrived at the dressing room. Matt pointed toward a corner with 4 parachute backpacks on a desk. “Put them on,” Matt ordered. Their suits adjusted to fit each team member’s body as they put on the parachutes. “These are special parachutes that I like to call drill parachutes. There is a button on the left arm strap of the backpack. If you click it, you will fly or “drill” down to the ground at lightning speed. Aside from that, it is a parachute.” All of the team now walked over to the edge of the metal platform. They looked down and saw a metal dock far below them. “So what’s the plan, we jump, Matt? You get to tell us what to do, since I appointed you as leader of this mission.” Jay commented. “Yes, jump, activate the parachute, then quickly press the drill button after about 10 seconds of falling,” Matt answered, “Like this,” he continued. Matt took a deep breath in, held it, and then blew it out in one quick puff. He looked down and jumped off the platform. Everybody started to look down. Matt was skydiving through the air at lightning speed. He activated the parachute which quickly stopped his fall. Then he clicked a button and drilled all the way down until he was close enough to the ground and activated the anti-gravity boots. He safely landed on the doc. Jay followed suit. Then Remy tried it and almost got impaled by a pillar of stone. When it came to Ayan, he waited a little too long to drill to the ground. This caused him to be blown by the wind. He was zooming across the sky, out of control due to the strength of the wind. After a while, he gained control and got a rough landing where he lost his balance and fell on his back. “Oww,” he uttered, rubbing his back. “Hey, are you okay? Did you not hear that you need to press the button as soon as the parachute opens? Like, come on. Oh well, at least it didn’t EXPLODE like most of our newer prototypes do,” said Jay, with a sideways glare at Remy, who whistled and looked away. “Alright, follow me. This is going to knock your socks OFF,” Matt said. Jay proceeded to sit on the dock and start taking his socks off, only to realize he had his suit over his shoes. “No, you fool. I mean, you will be amazed.” Matt laughed. “I have my submarine that I like to call the S.S. Dababy. Picked this baby up years ago, never really used it. It is made with insanely thick and durable titanium.” Matt said. The streamlined metal tube protruded from the surface of the water. A cockpit compartment and some antennas stuck out of the top, along with a hatch. Some fins and a set of propellers and maneuvering thrusters extended from the sides of the ship. Matt walked up to the edge of the dock and hopped on the top of the submarine. He swung open the hatch and let Jay, Remy and Ayan jump in. He followed, then he snapped the hatch closed. In the cockpit, Matt powered up the sub’s propellers. As Matt drove the submarine near the whirlpool, the current was getting stronger and stronger. Then, the Dababy got sucked inside it. They were getting thrown around and Matt was losing control of the submarine. Lower, and lower they went. After a minute or so, Matt regained control of the submarine then kept driving lower and lower. This lake was 1,000 feet or so in length; however it is unimaginably deep. As they suspended further and further down, cries and roars could be heard. When they reached the bottom, Matt left the control center and went into the back. A duplicate of Falco was now wide awake and walking around. After giving Falco a nice little scratch under the ear, he went to the corner where there was a scanner. Matt put his hand to the scanner. “SCAN APPROVED, PLEASE PERFORM NEXT TASK,” a robotic voice said from the computer. A section of the wall opened up revealing a pin-code. Matt entered the code. “SCAN APPROVED, PLEASE PERFORM LAST TASK,” the same droning voice announced. Matt took off his goggles and placed them into the newly revealed scanner. It scanned and after a moment, “ALL SCANS AUTHORIZED, WELCOME, MATT,” the robot voice announced. A closet door opened, and inside were 5 suits (One being a spare which had some experimental equipment). “Put these on. They will protect your body from popping like a grape due to the pressure down here,” Matt commanded. Everyone put them on (after removing their parachutes) and then Matt spoke, “So, we are going to go swimming. Make sure you have your lights, know your location on the map, use your propellers wisely, focus, stick together and we should be fine. If you click a button right here on the forearm,” Matt pointed to a button and everyone watched. “Click it and the radio will start to buzz. After 3-5 seconds or so, you will be able to communicate with the whole team.” Everyone turned their flashlights on. Matt opened the latch to a small chamber. “This is the chamber that prevents water from getting in the ship, so make sure not to open both the doors at once. Oh yeah, one more thing on your right forearm there is a small sonar. It’ll help you navigate,” Matt said. Everyone got into position, and a moment later, Matt closed the inner hatch, opened the outer hatch, and water rushed in. Everyone swam out and Matt closed the latch remotely. They were now deep down. Down in the depths. The depths of the unknown… Ayan saw a cool-looking fish, and he swam towards it to document it. Matt saw him and clicked the button on his forearm. “Ayan, don’t touch that poisonous fish. Speaking of fish, you have the attention span of one. Stay focused,” Matt reminded. After some monotonous swimming, everyone’s sonars started freaking out. Jay clicked the button. Fzzz... “Matt, why is my sonar beeping so much, and flickering?” Ayan asked. “Yeah mine too,” Remy questioned. “I really don’t know, this never really happened. Must be a big discovery,” Matt replied. The water was getting murkier and darker now, so the group brightened their flashlights. Remy gasped. “Guys, it’s here! It’s Atlantis!” Jay sighed, “Nothing we haven’t seen.” As the group floated through the ancient ruins of the submerged city, Jay felt that he heard a strange noise. At that moment, they arrived at an ancient temple. Remy pulled out his binoculars and stared closely at the mass. It had a strange organic quality to it, and despite the temple so obviously sitting on the mass, it seemed normal. Jay grinned and stabbed the “seabed” with a needle that he brought along for some reason. (Note to self: Jay always overprepares.) Nothing happened. Well, for 10 seconds. Suddenly, a huge roar shook everyone and the sub as the ground beneath the temple began to rise. “HA HA! Also, ow! You have all (gurgle gurgle) fallen (gurgle gurgle) for my most (gurgle gurgle) devious trap. Prepare to become my latest meal. I’m literally going to stream myself turning you into sushi on Seatube.” The ground rose up fully and stood up. The temple fell backwards and shattered into tiny pieces against the rock. Two huge tentacles rose from the rock and wrapped themselves around the sub. Remy immediately activated the underwater lasers on the side of the ship and seared the tentacles off. They flew backward into the rock as their remains scattered over the rock bed below. The huge monster shook its tentacles and the injured ones immediately restored themselves. Matt turned to Jay. “We can’t take this thing down. What do we do?” Jay grinned as he took out his ruler, and raised it to the light coming from the surface of the sea. Immediately, a lightning bolt came down through the water and struck the head of the beast, which thrashed and collapsed violently. The lightning bolt completed its journey and suddenly Jay was covered in his signature golden Transmetal III armor. The monster shook itself and rose again from the seabed. As the others took out harpoons, Jay pulled out his taser and shot it at the monster. The monster brushed it aside with ease. “Huh,” said Jay. “Usually, that works much better than it just did.” Abruptly, the beast roared, and a stream of red hot magma flew from the beast’s mouth, vaporizing the rock directly beneath the sub. The monster shook its head and roared again. A stream of liquid plasma bubbles streamed past the sub, rocking it violently. Remy fell to the floor and temporarily passed out. Matt looked up to see cracks forming in the outermost shell of the submarine. Jay pulled out the keys of power and pressed “/repair_ship”. He looked up and saw the cracks in the ship magically close up. At that moment, Jay noticed Ayan being distracted again. Just then, Matt got smacked by the Kraster (somehow) and he fell over. The sub then fired its ultrapower torpedoes, and the resulting force of water rocked the sub as the torpedoes sped forward at supersonic speeds into the monster. The resounding bang shattered a cliff. The monster howled in a mixture of rage and pain as the rocks fell on top of him, as well as from the explosion which had left a big bruise on its forehead. Both the monster and the sub sped upward from the explosion at the bottom of the sea. Abruptly, they hit a ledge, and the Kraster again wrapped his tentacles around the sub, dragging it again deeper and deeper. The alarm went off as the oxygen levels dropped. Water rushed in through the hole in the hull. “Major damage.” Matt got up and went to turn the sub around. He activated the underwater cutting beams and the torpedoes as Remy, Ayan, and Jay all swam away from the sub and into the water. Jay swung his ruler. Ayan pulled out his battering ram. Remy pulled out his energy blaster. And thus the battle began. First thing that happened was that Kraster took advantage of all the commotion and ripped the sub in half, which then floated to the surface. Matt fell from the sub but was thankfully wearing his suit and he did not drown. Remy fired his blaster at the monster’s eye, but the monster simply blinked and the eye regenerated. Ayan swam up to the beast and threw his harpoon, slicing off a tentacle. The monster thrashed and accidentally hit Ayan, knocking him out. (He’s still okay.) Remy slapped himself in the face and swam to cover. Matt tried to use his aquabat, but it failed to do anything. Ayan got hit with a tentacle and got knocked away. Suddenly, Remy realized that they were currently floating over an underwater region of volcanoes. Remy swam down. Out of his pocket, he took a solid lead 200 lb. cork, which he then pushed into a volcanic vent. He then took out his brick and activated his armor, bringing the submarine with him. He swam up and went under Jay, who was busy slashing at the monster. Jay looked down and saw the sub, and quickly sat down on top of it. Remy then pressed a special button on his sleeve and a brick appeared in front of the monster. Jay extended his ruler toward it and touched it, infusing it with ultrapower. The brick then joined to the front of the sub where the cannons were, and Remy activated the uni-beam. The beam of pure ultrapower shot out from the sub at the monster. Jay plunged his ruler into the slot on the sub and the beam turned golden. The beam made contact with the monster. Ayan threw his harpoon, and Matt slashed his bat. As a massive alchemic circle of sorts appeared in front of Jay and glowed white, a slot appeared in the middle. Jay pushed it into the slot and turned his ruler in the slot like a key. This made the beam intensify. It was at this moment that the volcanic vent with the cork finally exploded, sending red hot lava flying towards the monster. Jay seized his chance and changed his ruler to the size of a skyscraper, smashing it down on the Kraster and pushing him towards the volcanoes. As the beast fell in, it roared and exploded into tiny flaming particles that floated away on the streams of superhot water. Jay withdrew his ruler and the beam of ultrapower slowly dimmed and stopped. The Canon-infused brick disappeared from the front of the sub (which inexplicably exploded, making Jay wonder if Remy somehow had explosive touch), and a few seconds later it was only Remy standing next to Jay, along with Matt who was still alive and Ayan. Just then, Matt frowned and realized something very important. He swam past Kraster’s body and noticed a small dome slowly moving away. Ayan sped over and punctured the cockpit of the sub, towering over its lone occupant, a 2-inch tall shrimp. Jay finally realized that the shrimp was actually the real Kraster, who controlled other sea monsters to do his bidding. Fuming, Matt lifted his boot and stomped the shrimp under his foot. At that moment, the remains of the sea temple cracked in two. A massive treasure chest floated out. Behind it, a shark swam out, but Jay simply grabbed some sand and blinded it. Remy happily swam over and exuberantly grabbed the treasure chest, which revealed itself to be full of gems and gold coins. At that moment, Ayan finished the scans, and Matt realized that they were stranded under the ocean. Suddenly, Jay put two fingers into his mouth and whistled. There was an enormous roar as the Overpower Kai dipped into the water and pulled up alongside the bedraggled crew. Matt quickly swam inside and sat at the controls. Jay looked at Remy and then they both teleported into the main cabin. Ayan clambered in, somehow not tripping over anything. He closed the main door, got into his egg-pod, and went right to sleep as the ship rose through the water and flew away from that area of the ocean. Matt made himself a cup of coffee. He fell asleep before he could drink it. Jay teleported everyone back to their cabins, yawned, set the ship to autopilot, and took a nap in the lounge. When he woke up, Yash, Hank, and Joe were waiting for him outside. The Curator had completely vanished from the area. At that moment, Jay felt a very old set of memories in his head appear, strange memories... The memory was ancient, the being was... A roar was heard in the distance. It was Cthulhu. As the others dropped their jaws, Jay grumbled, “Ah great, here we go again.”

(The “return” of Ancona: A clone took Mr Ancona’s place. Nobody knew what happened to the real one, but since Jay had amnesia of the explosion’s events, everyone assumed Mr Ancona had just escaped.)

The Iron Arc:

(A few months after the events of “To Battle We Boldly Go”) Over on Govern-Earth, the rule of Salty Man was enforced with an Iron Fist. Gold was suppressed, along with silver and tin. Steel came along for the ride, leaving only pure iron as the sole material for use, and for use by the lord and master. Sure, the computers and all the tech was made from 'other stuff', but that was hidden. Everything was iron under the rule of Salty Man. The world was in a constant state of preparation, and secret weapons were hidden everywhere. After the destructive Neo Civil war, in which the Statue of Liberty came to life and destroyed half of New York before being destroyed (courtesy of unknown) and causing a huge nuclear waste spill, weapons were stationed all over the globe. Jay was now here, along with the other heroes, to at last “collect” and “retrieve” Salty Man, the 'last' of ANCONA's villains. He was in the street when suddenly, the face of Salty Man appeared on the billboards above the city. Suddenly, Salty Man looked right at Jay, and began ranting about how he never got to be principal of said school and “blah blah blah”. Jay pressed mute on his external hearing channel and did not notice when the entire crowd began to chorus blah blah blah. However, the sudden discharge of a laser changed all that. On the screen as Jay looked up was the face of Salty Man, but this time he was holding a laser cannon. And several people were “temporarily disabled” in the street around Jay. Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of everyone. Jay recognized the person as Pepper Man, Salty Man's partner. Pepper Man made himself larger until he towered above Jay and his team members. Jay called on the Infinity Mechs. From a hangar somewhere in deep space, a robot burst out, followed by a jet, a submarine, a boat, a car, a spaceship, a drilling machine, and a motorcycle. All of these assorted vehicles went through a black hole and came out of a white hole that Jay generated. They stopped behind Jay and began transforming. The robot turned into the head. The spaceship became the main body and waist. The car and drilling machine became the arms. The jet and boat became the legs. The motorcycle turned into the chestplate. The submarine became a pair of wings and two laser launchers. With an epic accompanying sound effect, the parts formed... The X-treme Jetstreamer! Jay smiled and got in the mech, which made an epic pose. However, Pepper Man grinned. He sapped all the power from the Jetstreamer, and the whole mech just vanished. Then suddenly a loud bleat was heard. It was the GOAT! The powerful technological beast activated his suction mode and nearly sucked in Pepper Man. Just then Salty Man came to check on how it was going. He was very disappointed. Jay swung his golden ruler (now named Balance) at Salty Man, smacking him. Just then, the others arrived on their scoutship. (Jay had taken a faster hover-ATV to scout out the situation.) Jay surrounded himself with a glowing aura and then separated a part of his soul, which was visible and began shining as it took a human form. This was his 5% power mode, his Ultra Cosmos, his Trace, or essentially, a Torch (the term given by the science team). Pepper Man laughed diabolically, but he was suddenly hit by a titanium frisbee, which flew back to Ayan. Salty Man fired his crackers, but they were all chopped apart by Matt, who spun his new half-scissor swords in a circle. Remy appeared, swinging his sharp umbrella sword (which folded from a normal umbrella, leaving the bottom semicircle as a handle with a hand guard that pops out while the spokes and fabric compressed into a razor sharp blade. Basically, it’s like a fencing sword, but actually lethal) while shining his multi-color flashlight, blinding Salty Man. Hank fired his sonic blaster at Mr Ancona, and Yash aimed his heavy-multi-barreled laser pointer and fired from a heavily fortified position. Hank pulled out the PRFL (Pencil Rapid Fire Launcher) and loaded it with his pens as he glided at a high altitude on an incredibly complex paper airplane. Joe pulled out his hammers (which began hovering around him at high speeds as they rotated) and his cards, which began glowing as they formed into a circular shield. Jay switched his left sleeve’s contents from a chainsaw to a laser cannon. Suddenly, a legion of deer who were preparing to fire their pulse beams were all swiftly sauteed by the Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle, who cloaked again and ran off to another area, where many shouts of surprise and explosions were heard. Hank mounted his mechadeer and charged towards Mr Ancona at full speed. Yash turned and aimed. Meanwhile, Pepper Man had to face Joe and Remy. Ayan threw his frisbee again at Salty Man, who also had to defend himself from Matt, who merged his swords and delivered a mighty scissor chop. (Jay named the move the X-Stream Beam) Meanwhile, Jay and Ultra Cosmos moved around the perimeter and “slightly physically rearranged” any guards or units (or the occasional bear) that were approaching. It was going quite well, as the Warrior Turtle (named Walter by Joe) had sabotaged the alarms, and the punches from Ultra Cosmos disabled entire battalions of armored hovertrucks at a time. Suddenly a beam of darkness appeared near Jay, and he leaped to avoid it. Out from the darkness came Miss Karen, but she was not alone. Lunch Lady, Mr Discipline, The Principal, The Vice Principal, Mrs Carefree, and the rest of the Absolutely Evil Teacher’s league also appeared. There was also Ms Perfect, Mr Complaint, Mr Cheerful, and the Sulking Bus Driver. Jay dodged their attacks and then realized that everyone else had been taken out. The turtle was struggling to escape a massive spider web, and Jay realized what boss he likely had to face. His other team members were all knocked out already, likely by Miss Karen’s speakers. Jay was surrounded. “Fire,” said Miss Karen. Jay was hit by 10 laser bolts simultaneously. Smoking and burnt, he crumpled to the ground. Suddenly, Jay became engulfed in darkness again. Jay said, “Hybrid classes.” All of the teachers got hit by lightning bolts, and all of them kneeled forward and were temporarily stunned. Jay proceeded to use his ruler and wrist-mounted laser to knock out Mr Cheerful. He leaped up and turned into a jet, strafing the area and hitting the Sulking Bus Driver. He zoomed up into the upper atmosphere and then turned into a drill with a rocket on the back, speeding up, explosively slamming into the ground, and coming up, knocking out Mr Complaint. At the same moment, he began spinning his body, kicking away Ms Perfect, whom Jay dispatched by slamming her with his spinning top mode. Jay then transformed into a ball. Mrs Carefree got ruthlessly smashed into the ground by Jay’s wrecking bouncy ball mode, and Mr Discipline was flung high into the air and into a building by Jay after he turned from the ball into a speedy laser-mounted supercar. Lunch Lady backed up, but Jay simply shifted back to human form and pulled out a massive laser turret. A scream was heard from that location, and a giant smoking crater was seen. The Principal was dispatched by a thousand rapid consecutive punches delivered by Jay in the space of a second. The Vice Principal got plowed aside by a hovering speedboat. Ms Karen turned and ran, but Jay’s ruler was already on the move, forming a barrier in the corridor that Ms Karen was running towards. She turned and was met with a laser straight to the face, followed by 100,000 ruler jabs to the head. (RIP Miss Karen. Ultra Era 2025-2055.) As the shadow faded and the fire in his eyes faded, Jay suddenly lost his will to stand, and he almost fell over. He managed to summon enough strength to turn around, and realized that he had singlehandedly destroyed the entire Absolutely Evil Teacher’s League. Salty Man and Mr Ancona looked on in shock. Almost all of their best students had just been bested. Just then, Pepper Man reappeared, claiming to have run into heavy traffic after he was knocked 10 miles away by Matt. “You can’t defeat me,” Jay claimed. “I have friends in high places!” “You’re fighting me one-on-one, the law can’t help you now!” Jay grinned. Pepper Man suddenly felt a sharp pain in the arm, and fell backwards in shock. Up on a balcony, Waffle barked happily and wagged his tail, retracting his spicy sauce shooter back into his furry dog vest. He was suspended by a string of tape to a higher balcony, where Pancake (the cat) was on a sofa. Jay threw a dog treat and a cat treat all the way up to the 30th story, where Pancake and Waffle had their lunch. Just then, the GOAT appeared and knocked Pepper Man over before running off to the nearest destroyable building. Jay got back up. “No, wait!” Pepper Man pleaded. “Don't you need to think of a good punchline first before you destroy me?” Jay looked away and thought. As Pepper Man was about to step behind him to hit him, Jay ducked. Shocked, Pepper Man leaped back, but it was too late for him. Jay turned and grinned. “Who needs a punchline?” He swung his razor-sharp ruler. Pepper Man was cleaved clean in half, and was vaporized in a massive explosion. Jay smiled slightly, but he was more preoccupied with why he knew this quote. He felt like he had heard it before. He looked up and noticed Salty Man and Mr Ancona retreating. Falco suddenly appeared from a warpgate next to Matt with a back-mounted medical kit and began tending to everyone’s injuries. Waffle and Pancake both made noises of concern for their owner. Then, Yash’s long-range sensors began to ring. Reinforcements were approaching. Jay summoned the Galaxy, the team's dropship. Once everyone was onboard, Joe began preparing the team’s 10-wheeled mobile rover, the Nebula. Jay recalled the hover-ATV and grabbed it with one of the docking bay claws. The turtle teleported on board and sat down. As the Galaxy cloaked and continued flying towards the drop point, Hank and Matt rested, as they used up the most energy. Ayan was in Medbay being tended to by Pancake. Remy steered the ship and handled the scanners. The mechadeer made itself a tasty salad, making sure to add a good amount of croutons. (That deer sure does love croutons in its salad.) When everyone was ready, Jay gathered them around a holographic projector. They had an objective. They needed to steal the proto-money generator from Salty Man before he could use it to give himself infinite money. Also, REBOOT was currently in need of viable currency. Suddenly, the Exalted Ones appeared before Jay and gave him the original Flashlight of Doom. “Emotional Damage” started playing on the speakers, reminding Jay that he needed to go check his email inbox again. He had 500 spam messages. Just then, an alert sounded, announcing that the ship had arrived at its destination. A message that advertised the Vinvy Memes appeared. Jay boarded his newly built hoverbike (he has a 3D printer that is powered by Canon hidden somewhere in his 4D pocket) as everyone crowded into the Nebula. The plasma engines rotated downward and the ship slowly came to a stop. The spare pilot and the cook, Charlie (Nicknamed Can) and Katherine (Also called Cat) (twins), were in the holo-simulator recording a video for their family. Just then, the cargo bay doors opened. Jay revved up his engine and flew out the back of the dropship/carrier. As Jay looked far up into the night sky with his binoculars, he noticed two of his fleet's ships (the USS Cosmos and USS Paradox) orbiting a newly discovered planet. Jay refocused his attention on the ground and activated the hover jets on the bottom of his bike, safely landing on the ground with a quiet bump. A moment later, the Nebula also touched down behind Jay, retracting its parachute. Jay motioned for everyone to stay quiet as he rode to the top of a hill and took out his long range binoculars. He looked down into the Salty Cracker Central Hub and gasped in horror. Thousands upon thousands of salt-shaker troops and many other assorted salt-related soldiers were gathered in the main street. They seemed to be boarding carriers. This was the largest single invasion Jay had ever seen in the 10+ years he had existed. Back at base (a complex embedded underground with tunnels to multiple REBOOT-controlled cities), the scanners reported even worse news. Above Salt Central, the Pepper Paparazzi orbital station was spinning through the higher atmosphere at a stable orbit. To make things worse, it had a giant laser on the bottom that was under construction. Jay also noticed a fleet of ships being built, drillers ready to tunnel deep underground, Salt-bombabiers (Mortar installations), rolling fortresses, and to top it off, a brand-new aerial force of Ancona-drones. A flock of geese approached, seeming innocent enough, but Jay had prior experience with the birds in this area. They only fought for their lord and master, Mr Ancona. Aiming skillfully, Jay threw his ruler. Spinning like a frisbee, it knocked out some geese, but the other ones retaliated by dropping their... well, droppings, of all things. Jay leaped back just in time. He pulled out his laser beam flashlight and emitted a beam that caused the bird population to sharply drop that day. Jay knew he had to do something, but before he could handle Salt Central, he would have to deal with the space station. Jay (using some of his base’s transdimensional energy that took time to refill) warpgated his group back to base to prepare for their next action. They needed a plan, and fast. Just then, a message showed on the news screen. On it, Salty Man’s face appeared. “Your world is ours. Surrender and you will be spared. However, REBOOT must be handed over to us. If you do not comply, we will come. When we do, you will not be shown any mercy. I will have my rightful place as principal.” Jay turned to his friends. They all nodded. Jay pressed one of the buttons on the base’s main control console. Sirens began blaring at their maximum volume. As Jay looked on, REBOOT began to mobilize. Jay turned back to his friends, who nodded in approval. “Let’s take this space station down. Everyone, get to your ships! We’re moving out.” Meanwhile, on the Pepper Paparazzi space station, a regeneration pod completed its cycle. Out of the pod stepped Pepper Man, now whole again. Behind him stood Miss Karen, Lunch Lady, Mr Discipline, The Principal, The Vice Principal, Mrs Carefree, Ms Perfect, Mr Complaint, Mr Cheerful, and the Sulking Bus Driver, who had all been brought back in a similar way. As Salty Man greeted Pepper Man, Parmesan Man and Money Man appeared. They were Monsieur Ancona’s newest creations, and they were ready. Back on the USS Endurance (the fleet’s largest and most grandest ship, the flagship), Jay sent a coded message to the nearest Justice-class ship, a battleship named the RSD Unity, telling it to cease its normal patrols and join the fleet. As the task force (Group 88) approached Salty Man’s last known base, scans reported nothing. Suddenly, the Unity was struck by a transdimensional time-traveling missile, setting off a massive explosion. Jay immediately reached up and pulled a strap. His seat rotated downwards and slid down a dark tunnel, stopping at the hangar bay, where sirens began blaring. The enemy fleet had just uncloaked. As Vincent (who had somehow just appeared from the Great Reboot) popped up, Jay voiced his surprise. Vincent didn’t recognize him, but he was more than willing to get in a ship when he noticed Matt and Ayan getting into their ships as well. All of the ships were Canon-class specially-modified custom interceptors. Joe, Yash, and Hank got into their ships as well. As Remy boarded his ship, Remy-CLASH materialized in the co-pilot’s seat behind Remy. Vincent got in his own spacecraft that Jay gave him, an exclusive prototype named the Memory-type Scoutship. Jay got in his own nearly-identical ship. Matt and Ayan loaded up their battleship’s systems. Yash and Joe charged up their interceptor’s engines. Hank and Remy each prepared their explorers. As Jay lowered his helmet’s visor, the 8 racks holding the ships moved them to the launch deck. As their ships were arranged into a 1x8 formation, Vincent braced himself. The ships were immediately catapulted into space. Jay took the lead, and the others formed a delta formation behind him, with Vincent taking the middle of the group. Yash, having the best senses, (and radar/sensors, for that matter) detected the approaching enemy fighters immediately. He also knew that the capital ships were far enough away to not be able to attack. Vincent began confidently cycling through his impressive array of onboard lasers, which were more numerous than anyone else’s. Ayan prepared for long range support as Hank readied his close-range blasters. Jay accelerated to top speed and did a few spins to make sure he had the right amount of maneuverability. Remy went even faster than Jay and did a few circles around the others. Joe readied his stealth systems, and Matt prepared for some ramming. Jay’s ship had 8 fins (2 small ones in the front, the main pair of wings in the back, the secondary wings behind it, and the steering wings/tailfins.) and 4 engines. It had lasers on the wingspan of each fin, and there were other pieces of destructive equipment on board. The other ship simply had different colors and some special changes. As the enemy closed in, they were stunned to see the ships all break formation and fly in different directions, dodging and weaving around. Jay’s gold and silver ship zoomed straight forward and “fired everything”. Vincent’s white and black striped ship ducked down and went back up with the maneuverability of a X-100 stealth jet. Remy's ship suddenly vanished, and then reappeared, its turrets spinning faster than light, surrounded in a golden aura as Remy and Remy-CLASH slurped the ice-cream cones that they had "obtained" from a distant planet. Just then, two of Salty Man’s students appeared in a massive alien ship. It was Substitute Teacher and The Janitor.

(Side Story) How Mr Ancona’s Soul Escaped Its Prison During REBOOT:

Deep in the underworld, the demon king sat on his throne, with his head on fire and his horns shooting lasers. Before him knelt thousands of subjects, all kneeling on their (multiple) knees. Suddenly, a portal opened and a being came through, blasting fire everywhere, and disintegrating the demons. The demon king stood up, and looked at the being. It was Mr. Ancona, who had attempted to escape from his prison. The demon king sat back, and flicked his trident at Mr. Ancona, but Mr. Ancona only ducked and then grabbed the trident, disintegrating it with a flash of purple. Suddenly, the demon king was scared, for he knew what that purple meant. Corrupted Canon, he thought. And then disintegrated as Mr. Ancona touched him with a glowing purple finger. Mr. Ancona smiled as he stepped onto the throne. And then promptly disappeared as a demon ray (red light, not white) touched him gently on the shoulder, summoning him away from the demon realm.

“It worked!” Ayan scrambled to run to the ring from behind his “bomb-door” of cardboard boxes. He skidded to a stop before he entered the circle. Inside of the circle, dark smoke began to form as a being emerged. First a chin, and then some fingers, and then at last a pair of feet, who immediately began to tap dance as a command to Ayan’s mental order. Suddenly, the figure of Mr. Ancona came through, and glared at Ayan, still tap dancing. Ayan cleared his throat.

“As your master, I command you to make me king!” he yelled. Mr. Ancona bowed with an evil smile, still tap dancing.

“As you wish, Master,” he said. He stretched out his fingers at Ayan and from them a beam of corrupted canon shot out, hitting Ayan in the chest and throwing him into another pocket dimension. “I’ve fulfilled your desire, and have made you king of that pocket dimension. Ha ha ha, you gullible fool!” cried Mr. Ancona, and disappeared, along with the circle, and the apartment, for he did not realize that without a master, the summoned immediately becomes un-summoned. A large fireball materialized from the circle and exploded, taking with it everything within a 100 foot vicinity, including Mr. Ancona, who screamed with rage, breaking all of the windows in a 200 foot vicinity (all while tap dancing). One neighbor came out on his porch to yell something, but that was lost in the roaring of the fireball. And then suddenly, as quickly as it had come, it was gone, and all that remained was something resembling a badly blasted bomb-site. Somehow the “bomb-door” of cardboard boxes remained completely intact, and from behind them Ayan peeked his head through a portal.

“Wow,” he breathed. “That was some genie. I wonder why he looked so much like Mr. Ancona, though.” And disappeared back into the pocket dimension, where he was drinking a rather nice lemonade on a beach of his own godly creation.

Deep in the underworld, the Demon King was not happy. Before him knelt several thousand of his subjects. His trident was dented, and his wings were mildly burnt. Suddenly, before him opened a portal and out tumbled Mr. Ancona (who was still tap dancing). The Demon King smiled evilly and pointed his trident at Mr. Ancona, who fell from the air, stopped dancing, and kneeled, his forehead touching the scalding earth. The demon king motioned to his subjects, who all formed into a giant champion-type boss creature thingy, which then picked Mr. Ancona up and slowly retreated from the Demon King. The demon king shouted something, and then the boss creature threw Mr. Ancona as hard as it could, dissolving back into the thousands of demons in the process. Mr. Ancona flew towards the Demon King at the speed of light and, conjuring a baseball hat, the Demon King hit him with his trident, denting it (again) and sending Mr. Ancona out of the realm and back into the real world. 

“Good riddance,” said the king. Now, he was going to have a couple of words with his blacksmith…

Confrontation of Organizations - Past to Future

From his pod, he emerged. Smiling, Mr. Ancona looked at Salty Man, who voiced his approval of the new look. “Arise, Monsieur Ancona. You and that accent of yours will rule the world alongside me. I promise.” Elsewhere, on Earth-02, Jay was busy looking over the blueprints for Earth-03 through Earth-10, the newest additions to the sector of the galaxy REBOOT occupied. With Salty Man and Pepper Man safely expelled to another star system on the other side of the galaxy, Jay decided there was no need to send the forces of salt and pepper all the way to another galaxy. Therefore, he ordered everyone to pull back and repair their assets and bases. They had taken serious losses in the last fight against the forces of darkness (and salt). Suddenly, on Earth-01, proximity sensors began blaring. From an open warpgate, the USS Horizon appeared. It had been teleported here by a time loop escape plan, forever changing history and inadvertently helping the Corrupted Ones triumph. Once Jay figured out a way to get back his original set of REBOOT memories, he and Hank (that version of him happened to be the world’s smartest scientist and anti-zombie fighter) figured out a way to send the USS Horizon back to where it belonged. (All this was only possible because the USS Horizon had encountered the normal REBOOT long ago.) The USS Horizon was one of the few entities that had survived the REBOOT completely unchanged and have the ability to travel between realities separated by universal resets. However, before this could be completed, Jay and the others had to go to an abandoned part of Earth-Apocalypse and retrieve an alien component for completing the device that would be used to fix the timeline. Jay met Iris and Ian in an abandoned city when he was ambushed and surrounded by the undead. They were the best zombie fighters and the leaders of the resistance against the Corrupted Ones. With their help, Jay was able to send the USS Horizon back to its proper time, where it continued exploring new worlds and unknown places. (Of course, only until that laser came along and blasted the ship to pieces, possibly setting the whole world in motion. Coming soon: What if the USS Horizon survived? Horizon: The Great Venture) Jay thought it would be a shame if everyone there just vanished, so he brought the remaining few survivors of Earth-Apocalypse with him and copied his and his friend’s memories to make sure they wouldn’t lose their experiences in that world. Joe promoted Iris and Ian to become fleet commanders. After the world was repaired, the rebuilding began. Earth-00 was changed into a residential planet, with all of the beings living under REBOOT’s government settling there. The entire surface was a city built with green energy in mind. As such, the buildings were extremely energy efficient. However, one fateful day, about 2 years after peace had been restored, Earth-Memory came under attack. Salty Man had arrived. Behind him, a shadowy figure suddenly stepped into the light. Jay gasped, and everyone else in the room was similarly surprised. Mr Ancona had somehow returned. He declared, “Jay, if you are seeing this, you better be scared. I am Monsieur Ancona. I do not come in peace. Your worlds now belong to us. Hand over Jay and his allies to us. If you do not comply, you will immediately be destroyed. Behold, our newest weapon.” He turned behind him, and a massive capital ship appeared. “This is our siege ship, the Harbinger.” Jay almost choked from laughing then and there (from the horrible name). Monsieur Ancona obviously couldn’t hear him (being thousands of miles away) and continued. “I will make Salty Man the supreme ruler of the galaxy. Attack, my forces!” The Turtle of Power suddenly flew into the room through the open window and skidded to a halt. “Guys, Earth-Memory’s North Pole is under attack!!!” Jay scrambled to load up a viewscreen. On the screen, a massive ship was swarmed by many other smaller drone ships and destroyed. Its remains fell down to the planet below. As the blast shields went up, the cities retracted into massive underground stations. Everyone leaped out into the streets and started heading towards the North Pole. (They were at the equator.) Remy-CLASH (Unit 3) roller skated. Ayan got in his egg-pod (unit 0) elevator and raced inside the underground tunnels. Jay leaped into the Ultraspeed (his special custom supercar, unit 1) as he ran. Remy leaped into his (20th or so) speeder (Unit 2. Custom built, let’s see what happens.) and flew alongside the blur that was Jay’s car. Suddenly, Remy heard a noise from behind him as Remy-CLASH ran out of roller skate battery, so Remy pressed a button on the remote he was holding. Suddenly, two engines extruded themselves out of the backs of Remy-CLASH’s skates and he zoomed alongside the speeder and car with jets of nuclear propulsion coming out of the backs of his roller skates. (Patented by Remy-CLASH, not Remy. You can stop worrying now.) A motorcycle (Unit 4) was generated by Yash, who activated its rocket thrusters. Ayan got on his hovercraft (Unit 5) and flew forward. Vincent leaped into his new spaceship (which somehow came out of his backpack, unit 6) and flew overhead. Matt summoned his helicopter (unit 7) and flipped from the ground into the cockpit. The Turtle turned into a jet (unit 8) and flew forward. The mechadeer (which appeared) turned into a snowmobile (unit 9), which Hank boarded. Waffle and Pancake boarded Metro-01 and Carrier-02, which merged into a 12-wheeled mobile vehicle/base. (Unit 10/11. More of an armored terrain-traversing vehicle.) Joe popped up in unit 12, an armored drone with 4 rotors, a cockpit, a powerful engine, and a heavily armed turret on top and bottom. (Also known as unit 00.) As he sped down the highway, Jay accelerated his car to 100 mph, charging up the Canon to optimal levels. Then, Jay activated his portal highway tunnel generator, which changed his surroundings into Ultraspace, arriving at the North Pole minutes later. (The others took the tunnel as well.) The city there was abandoned and mostly wrecked. Remy disembarked from his speeder only to sink up to his neck in the snow. He quickly fired a grappling hook at his ship and hauled himself inside, shivering. Jay snickered as a puddle of water formed around Remy’s feet and quickly froze. Remy closed the door of his speeder and abruptly bright flashes came from inside. The door opened again with Remy holding a laser in one hand, and the block of ice triumphantly in the other. Jay stepped out of his car, wearing snow shoes to stop himself from falling. “Huh.” he said. “I wonder where everybody is.” It was at that moment that Remy suddenly collapsed, dropping the ice into the snow layer. A loud rumble echoed throughout the empty plain. Matt ran over to Remy. “It’s all right. He just fainted. Wonder why though.” Suddenly, a claw burst from the ice, wrapped itself around Matt’s ankle, and pulled him (and Remy, he was still holding him) into the layer beneath the snow. (Matt had snowshoes too, but they broke). Jay peered down into the snow layer, but could only see vague shadows. Suddenly, a piercingly bright light shot out from the snow, vaporizing large swathes of it instantly. Jay blocked the beam with his ruler and backflipped into his car, rapidly backing away. As unit 11 extended thrusters and flew up into the sky, giant robotic arms began to stretch out of the ground. The Turtle (in reptile form) extended a drill and drilled down into the snow to find Matt and Remy, whose helicopter and speeder were now sinking into the snow. Yash turned up his speed dial and sped through the streets, dodging the grabbing arms. Ayan used his hover-ATV to weave through the obstacles. Buildings crumbled and thunder rumbled. Remy-CLASH flew up with his jetpack again and noticed a horde of mechanical drones approaching. There were motorcycle drones, car drones, treaded drones, flying drones, submersible drones, and one massive point-defense mobile array. Ayan’s egg-ATV sped around, distracting the arms, which sent some laser/buzzsaw-tipped tentacles to catch him. Ayan sped onto a highway and kept on going, drawing the tentacles away. Joe flew forward and sent his drone into a skillfully executed set of maneuvers, dodging some approaching drones. Joe then turned around and threw three screwdrivers, taking down over thirty of the drones. Hank and the Mechadeer approached the arms at high speed and began trying to sever them. This only slightly angered the underground creature, and it sent even more arms out to catch them. Vincent was flying around in the air, peppering the robotic arms with his sonic cannons. Then, he set his spacecraft to auto and leaped out, donning his heavy armor full package as he dropped, hitting the ground with a thud. A box of gold gleamed in the morning air and covered Vincent. As the light faded, Vincent raised himself up and stood. As Vincent’s now-silver armor gleamed in the light, Jay could see the new accessories. A pulse blaster was in one of Vincent’s hands, and a sonic cannon was in his other one. An electromagnetic launcher and the newest model of the Hyper-Mega-Super-Bazooka hung over both of Vincent’s armored shoulders. Vincent’s usual astrosuit outfit was covered in a new silver set of plating. A multi-ranger and a gatling-buster were on his gauntlets. A laser and taser were on two appendages that extended behind the jetpack, which had four secondary thrusters and one central booster. As all this happened, unit 10/11 was high up in the air observing everything and giving occasional advice to Jay, who was now being chased through a tunnel. The Ultraspeed’s engine roared as it accelerated to top speed. Jay pressed one of the many buttons on his dashboard, and the wheels rotated about forty-five degrees downward and began generating lift. At the same time, a set of Canonical (which means that logic is not ignored, but bent to the will of the user) magnets on the Ultraspeed’s bottom hull activated, keeping the car on the ground. Since the wheels could now turn in their axles a full three hundred and sixty degrees (Each wheel was attached to an Y-shaped pole which held the wheels on both sides, inside the pole was a motor that powered the wheel), Jay spun his car around and drove backwards. He activated the full speed system, making him go so fast that the ground was set on fire. The snow melted off the road as the car drove by from twenty meters away. Jay then manually aimed his car’s various destructive accessories behind him and pressed the red buttons over and over. As the car’s wheels automatically turned and rolled in parallel driving, the Turtle finally found Matt and Remy in some ice blocks. However, it couldn’t get them out, as its path was blocked by a massive robot/animal hybrid. Suddenly, the Ultraspeed came bursting out of a partially destroyed tunnel, smacking the massive beast in the face. Jay leaped out of the cockpit and shrunk his car at the same time, putting it in his 4D pocket. As he landed, he pulled out his battle ruler. Jay then swung his right arm forward. With a flick of his wrist, the ruler went flying like a frisbee towards the hybrid, hitting it in the stomach. Jay turned and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the Turtle trying to free Remy and Matt from the ice. The hybrid roared and fired a set of lasers. Jay refocused himself and looked back forward. His eyes widened as he noticed the foot above him, rolling to the side just in time. The Turtle yelled at Matt (now thawed), “Get to the Choppa!!!” before chucking Matt in his vehicle’s general direction. Matt ended up face-first in a pile of snow. Remy ran back to his speeder and got on. Ayan yelled, “This isn’t working! We need a retcon! Jay, you hear me?” Jay nodded and activated his retconner. The time around him slowed to a stop and then went backwards, ending at when they arrived. The monster sent its arms out of the ice again as everyone got out of their vehicles and formed a circle. Remy suddenly flew up into the sky with a burst of power, landing on top of his speeder. He was holding a C4 in one hand and a blaster in the other. Remy-CLASH pressed his ear to the snow and closed his eyes, making a very loud occasional beep. Joe looked at the snow with interest when suddenly, the head of a monster rose up, swallowing Joe and Yash. They teleported away just in time. Remy teleported over and dropped the C4 into the monster’s gaping maw. Three beeps were heard when suddenly a tremendous bang echoed out and the head sank beneath the surface of the snow. A burnt piece of paper floated out of its now-gone mouth. Remy picked it up, and said, “That was not a C4, but a D10. Call it deception, of the useful kind.” Jay smiled, and then swung his ruler, summoning down a bolt of lightning to strike into the snowy plain which was now the center of action. Just before the bolt touched the ground, it stopped, and went back up into the clouds, releasing an enormous explosion of light. Everybody looked on with confusion which quickly cleared as from the snow, standing on a previously hidden platform, rose up Monsieur Ancona, holding his hand up in the air. He then snapped his fingers, and the lightning raced back down to the ground, striking the plain, missing Jay by mere feet. Remy began shooting his blaster, but Monsieur Ancona blocked the blasts, instead shooting them in other directions. Joe wasn’t fast enough and was hit, but thankfully, the power of a blast is only half its strength when it is rebounded. Joe teleported away to switch his gear. Jay then shapeshifted into a UFO. Remy drew his brick. Matt activated his sugar rush. Vincent appeared, materializing armor on his body and two giant swords in his hands. Jay shot ultraforce rays at Monsieur Ancona. He fell, but quickly got up. From his pocket he produced a coffee cup, which he then used to short out the UFO’s circuits. Jay quickly turned back into himself before he got frazzled. Suddenly, the monster burst out from the ice again. From a warpgate in the sky, a hoverbike came flying in with Remy-CLASH on top. It shot out torpedoes at the regenerated monster, but that only made it madder. Remy turned around and fired his beam, slicing off half of the monster’s tentacles. It roared and lunged, snapping off the brick-beast’s head in one bite. Remy attempted to summon some more bricks, but all he got was snow forming into bricks, which then melted away. He then reconfigured himself into a brick tank by disassembling a building, firing a brick shell at the monster. Suddenly, the monster split down the middle and fused together again, forming a huge monstrosity by merging with pieces and parts from its surroundings. Jay lashed out with his ruler as Latte shot it with his harpoon, but to no avail. The monster moved towards Latte, who out of fear teleported away. Suddenly, from the depths of the monster’s throat, a triumphant shout came as the monster rose from the ice, growing taller and ever more menacing, with Monsieur Ancona sitting on top of it. The monster roared, and several huge avalanches wiped out large sections of the city around them. Joe and Yash came flying out of the beast’s mouth. They were covered in slime, but they only had a few scratches. Monsieur Ancona summoned lightning down from the clouds, striking at the avatars. The lightning hit Remy’s tank, which fell apart. Remy then pulled his hamster ball shaped shield from his pocket and hid inside as he recharged his power. All at once, the monster stopped fighting as a cackling laugh was heard. The others all grouped together under an energy dome Waffle generated. The plates on the monster fell away to reveal a huge indestructible robot, powered with corrupted canon power, which was almost as strong as canon power. Jay said, “This is the mark of a powerful entity. Who, though, is the question. First, we need to get out of here before this thing starts-” before dodging a laser beam. Falco healed Yash, who took out his scythe again and charged. Behind him, Hank started chucking pencil spears at the massive beast. Joe had now donned his boxing equipment and turned into Joejoe again. He threw four chairs and a crane. Ayan watched as the attack blinded its target, and then Vincent and Ayan attacked from long range. Remy-CLASH and the furious Mechadeer continued circling around the target, but then some drones surrounded them. The Turtle came out of nowhere and sliced the front row of drones in half. Remy-CLASH grinned and then pulled out his twin revolvers, spinning them around his hands at the speed of light, which confused Ayan briefly. The mechadeer leaped over a row of enemies, kicking them. Ayan got into his egg-pod and started rolling at Mach 5 towards the deer, flattening them with its indestructible shell. Latte (Matt), Remy, and Jay all pulled out their hyperblasters and started firing. Jay also pulled out his ultrablaster booster (double the power, double everything, except size) and switched it to its knight mode. (A blade.) The barrel rotated upwards and generated a plasma blade shaped like a sword. As it began to glow brightly, Jay yelled out, “Omniversio po-wa! Re-ket-su-so-a-kun! Se-kai-e-ni-so-ho-ken-te-ku-dai-mo-thu-stu-so-en-ke-ke-re-ha!!!” He raised his double-sided sword up into the air and behind it, a massive circular green emblem covered in runes and ancient spells appeared. Monsieur Ancona generated his purple psychic shield, but Jay had already yelled, “Combo mode! Banning target acquired! Object: Monsieur Ancona!!!” The massive laser burst out of the emblem and blasted the Monsieur Ancona disguise away, revealing that this was actually Mr Anaconda, who had returned for revenge on Ayan! The giant monster roared again. Vincent pulled out his laser pointer, putting away his blaster. Remy took out a staff, which began glowing at one end. (It was a replica of a very old magic staff. This was not the original, so it’s just called a staff.) Jay braced himself, switching back to his ruler. Joejoe dropped down from a nearby building and raised his fists. Yash drew his new prototype high-penetration sabot-launching multi-component revolver. Ayan jumped out of the Egg-pod and quickly swapped his gear for a booster pack and changed what he was holding to a sickle and a repeating crossbow blaster. Matt pulled out an instant strike rotorstriker (capable of hitting its target the moment the trigger is pulled). Hank changed a pencil into a set of invisible darts, perching himself in a high place for maximum support. Remy waved his staff and suddenly a school bus emerged from the city. Remy leaped inside and pressed a button. Suddenly, the back door of the bus opened with a creak to reveal three giant Saturn V rocket boosters. Jay’s eyes widened, and he ran over to the bus. WHen everybody was seated inside, Remy turned around wearing a cabbie’s hat and said, “Alright! Seat belts on! Prepare for takeoff!” Matt, who had not seen the engines, cried, “Takeoff????” as the engines activated. In an instant, the bus had seemingly teleported across the field. Remy turned around, and saw that everybody was literally flattened to their seats. “Hm,” he said, and rode backwards at the same speed. Instantly, everybody got their air back, and reinflated to their original form. Remy clapped his hands, and suddenly, the seats deployed machine blasters, repeating laser cannons, and back-mounted turret cannons. Ayan selected the turret cannon and Matt picked a laser blaster. Remy CLASH only spun his pistols, and jumped through the floor, landing onto the snow forty feet below the hovering bus. As everybody also jumped through the hatches opening on the floor of the bus, Remy pressed another button and, turning his cabbie’s hat inside out to reveal a razor-edged baseball hat. From the back of the bus, there came a clang, and the Nuclear Vending Machine detached from the back of the bus! (Bet you didn’t see that coming). Remy-CLASH hopped inside as Remy operated the bus, and they flew towards the battlefield. Jay swung his ruler, cutting off the monster’s right hand. Suddenly, Mr. Anaconda’s right hand also disappeared, and he kneeled over. The monster kneeled over too. Remy pressed a button inside of the bus and suddenly large cannons extruded themselves from the back. He rotated the wheel a full 1000 degrees, and the bus began to drive backwards, firing the cannons as it went. All of the buildings behind him suddenly became perforated, and Remy pressed a button, activating the rocket boosters, as a demon roared from behind him, and Jay screamed. Remy-CLASH jumped from the Nuclear Vending machine with it dressed as his backpack, and from it he suddenly withdrew two juice-squirters, which he aimed at Mr. Anaconda, turning their setting to “lemon” and “lime”. Mr. Anaconda said, “Hah! What can juice do against my forces?” “We’ll see about that,” said Remy-CLASH, and he fired the juice squirters. Then, everything happened simultaneously. The juice flew through in between the monster’s fingers and landed on its eyes. Mr. Anaconda turned to his engineer, who was suddenly sitting next to him. “Is this thing lemon and lime juice proof?” he asked. The engineer asked “why would you need that?” and disappeared. The juice touched the monster, and it screamed, demolishing whatever was left of the already demolished city with its sonic wave. Jay, Remy who, his bus being destroyed by the scream, had levitated down to the ground, wielding his staff, Remy-CLASH, Ayan, Matt, Joe, Hank, Yash, and Vincent all teleported away from the battlefield as the monster, and Mr. Anaconda, all sank into the snow.

Once Jay and the others were back at Victory City in their new ship, the Galaxy, the hangars automatically stored the vehicles away. Jay ran straight to the control room to activate the planetary shields, however, some of the enemy fleet had already gotten in. Jay pressed a long row of buttons, all of which were labeled “Do not press.” The others watched as Jay grinned and pressed the final button, which was labeled “The not-self-destruct button”. Off in the distance, the city began to reshape itself. Skyscrapers retracted into the ground and extended turrets from their sides. Seemingly inconspicuous cottages opened up and revealed anti-aircraft emplacements. Massive warp cannons came out of innocent grain silos. A campus quickly turned into a launchpad and a hangar. Out of the meeting hall came a rolling fortress. A factory’s roof folded up to reveal a bunker. Finally, a massive laser buster came out of a modern set of buildings shaped like a castle. “This,” Jay proudly announced, “Is our superstructure plan, aka Project Guardian. That’s our giant robot, Guardian.” He gestured to the center of the city, where buildings were folding and contracting. Walkways began shifting and turning into positions, where they locked into place with clanking noises. Houses and apartments spun and transformed into girders and joints. Sparks came out of joints as towers screeched and moved into position, forming a finger. As other fingers came out of a complex which turned into a hand, an entire city rotated over sideways, becoming part of a massive shoulder. The basements and rail systems beneath many of the cities that composed the robot began contracting into two legs. The rocket thrusters on the bottom and back of the robot fired and pushed the robot into an upright position. From inside the chest, a head slowly moved upward, where magnetic locks and metal plates locked it into place. Jay clapped his hands together, and from a hangar, the Galaxy flew down and opened its side door. Remy looked up a little too high (ouch) and fell backwards and slept for a little bit. Jay gathered everyone onto the ship and flew towards the giant mech. As the ship landed in the hangar in the back of the mech’s head, a massive explosion announced the appearance of Monsieur Ancona. Earth-Memory’s outer hull was breached, and in swarmed a fleet of alien ships. Back in the inner hull of Earth-Memory, Jay gave the order to counterattack. All the turrets laying dormant now powered up and aimed. With their sights locked, they began firing as the jets began taking off from the bunker. The Guardian began moving forward. With its fist, it grabbed an enemy transport ship and threw it into the ground, where it went up in flames. Suddenly, another ship came out of nowhere and fired its torpedoes/missiles, but the other hand crushed it too. Jay cheered. Suddenly, the robot was blown backwards 20 miles from a swarm of homing explosive drones. Jay watched the land disappear from under the robot. Remy, who had just awoken, was thrown into the windshield by the impact, and remained glued there until Matt quickly pulled him down. The robot stood up again and rubbed its “eyes”, extending its hands and firing huge laser bolts from them, disintegrating huge swathes of the enemy. The robot then flew upwards and, resembling a celestial in doing so (I wonder if that reference was intentional) reformed into a form huge and menacing. Huge cannon-turrets extended from every joint, and hangars opened in the sides. From a scabbard the Guardian drew the Excalibur as a sword, its edges gleaming with laser cannons, plasma emitters, rotating blasters, and more. The Guardian took the sword and, as everybody up in the cockpit pushed the button at the same time, slammed it into the ground. Mr. Ancona’s fleet was evaporated, and everybody in the cockpit found themselves flying backwards. Jay smashed into an umbrella stand, and one of them opened onto his head. Yash hit a window, and slid into a chair, where he began to activate the flight mechanics. Remy flew into a vending machine, which was conveniently stocked up with “soft” drinks, so he wasn’t really hurt. All of the others hit the wall and slid down to the floor, where they remained for a little while until they got up and went to their seats, where they began to activate and load the various blasters, engines, ships, and cannons stored on board the robot, ready for a massive attack. Mr. Ancona stood on the top of his ship, and shook his fist at the MANCM and the Guardian, and then climbed back into his ship, and warped away. Everybody clapped each other on their backs and on their hands, celebrating the huge victory over their enemies. Deep in a forgotten corner of the universe, another war was brewing….

As the minor software update reached the core of the multiversal server, the world warped temporarily before changing into its new shape. Most of the changes had taken place on Earth-00. It now had a replica of MMMS, except it was much bigger and grander. It was now a realm unto itself, where REBOOT could safely thrive. Everyone still learned in MMMS, but it was now continent-sized, with many more rooms and secrets, along with passageways and portals to other Earths. Jay took the opportunity to name the new world Earth-Unity. So, no continuity errors occurred, and that Jay and the others no longer had to go from Earth to Earth for their main headquarters, as they now had a giant world for a base. However, they did keep all of their outposts and factories, along with the previous fortresses and hidden bases.

Side Lore: Middle Earth Redone:

Context: here is a passage: "Hobbits live all over this world. There is also a wide variety of multicolored Gandalfs. Sauron is Poly-ron and is made of every known polygon. The dwarves have hidden in the mountain because of their shame. (They are ashamed because they all turned into gold and now spend their time trying to steal each other) Smaug the Dragon is covered in every color ever conceived. Everyone must constantly dance because if they don't, the earth will swallow them up. In their sleep they have to make snow angels." (Hank Vs A Giant Deer 2, Trivia Edition, 2022, page unknown.) In the beginning there was only one Gandalf, and only one Sauron. However, suddenly, when struck by lightning at the hands of Sauron, Gandalf split into all of the colored Gandalfs. Red Gandalf had the power of fire, and ran around screaming with sparklers in his hands and forest fires under his feet. Invisible Gandalf fled into the air and hid there for a while. Pink Gandalf came from the future and found himself a motorcycle at some dealer in Rivendell and now uses it everywhere, wearing a big pink helmet and pink boots as he flies around yelling and never stopping, even to get through doors. He doesn't open them, he just flies through them. Then Yellow Gandalf had a brilliant idea and went up to Sauron with a lemon and squirted it into his eye. Sauron's (eye) screamed and closed, which ended the war of the ring even before it had begun. The ring then exploded and Gollum was thrown into another universe. When Sauron's great eye folded into an exact line, it became corrupted and exploded, and out of the debris stepped Poly-ron, Sauron's geometrical successor. He unfortunately became a circle and now spends his days aimlessly rolling around and spinning. Later Blue Gandalf decided to paint the landscape. No idea what happened after that, but he ended up painting the sky and began painting the ground, making it blue. Green Gandalf stopped him right before all the green Earth was made blue. Hence, the oceans, the seas, the continents, and the islands. Elsewhere, the Hobbits decided to invite Toilet Gandalf to dinner. He arrived at the table on a large white chair, which on closer inspection turned out to be a toilet. He rolled to the dinner table and the Hobbits laid out the food. However, around halfway through, loud noises began coming from the end of the table. Everybody turned and looked at Gandalf, and one of them said, “What was that sound?' Toilet Gandalf realized that he was being watched and conjured up a privacy screen. The noises then continued, and the meal ground to a halt as the eaters sat, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, a kid said, “Your sound is on.” and Gandalf said back, “Oh I'm sorry, I'll mute myself.” Then the sound abruptly cut off. One of the hobbits then asked, “How can you mute yourself? Are you a hologram?” A loud "uh" sounded from the direction of Toilet Gandalf. The Hobbit continued. “What toilet are you on? Where are you?” More "uh" noises came from the end of the table, and the hologram flickered, for Gandalf had thousands of toilets, each identical. Suddenly, the hologram glitched and the privacy screen disappeared, showing Gandalf. But he was sitting on an ordinary chair, and from the bathroom down the hall came the sound of flushing. Toilet Gandalf ended the call and the hologram disappeared, and the Hobbits heard the back door open and close. Green Gandalf came out of hiding and witnessed Red Gandalf making art by dropping bombs everywhere. He had called the destruction 'craterism,' and is founded by the idea that earth is two craters inverted and stuck together, and the surface had to be made perfectly flat. Green Gandalf, after being told by Yellow and Blue (and being their descendant), now wants to destroy Red Gandalf, and as of now, only Orange Gandalf and Purple Gandalf are willing to talk about him, as Orange and Purple are descended from Red. Purple Gandalf does not speak much, as he was the child of Red Gandalf and Blue Gandalf, and Red Gandalf hated Blue Gandalf more than Yellow Gandalf hated Blue Gandalf. Later, Brown Gandalf came along, and waged war on the other Colored Gandalfs, prompting Yellow, Red, Blue, Green, Orange, Purple, Pink, and Maroon to team up. Thus, the 1st Great Gandalf War began. After Brown Gandalf won from sheer power and forced all of the other colored Gandalfs to go into hiding, the Grayscale Gandalfs came to help him to become the most powerful Gandalf (The Grayscale Gandalfs consist of Gray Gandalf, Black Gandalf, White Gandalf, and Shadow Gandalf). After that came Rainbow Gandalf and Multicolored Gandalf, and they attacked Brown Gandalf, who was tormenting the other colors. Rainbow Gandalf was just wearing rainbow robes, while Multicolored Gandalf was literally multicolored. Together they, along with Invisible Gandalf, managed to stop Brown's reign of Blandity and what he called True Bleh, and then Shadow Gandalf slapped Invisible Gandalf in the face because he didn't see him. Somehow, Invisible Gandalf was not offended. But then the Lot-Of-Classified-Stuff Hobbit appeared with Many-Color Smaug, and the 2nd Great Gandalf War broke out. The dwarves all got turned into gold by Golden Gandalf, who teamed up with Silver Gandalf to bring peace to the world. The dwarves started to hide in the mountains and steal each other as trophies, as they now had an attraction to gold, except for that one dwarf who liked silver. Then after Brown Gandalf was defeated, the other colors came out of hiding and multiplied, their mutated descendants becoming the Letter Gandalfs and Number Gandalfs. White and Black Gandalf had their power briefly stolen by Red Gandalf, creating Pink Gandalf and Maroon Gandalf, who time-traveled back to the origin of the multi-Gandaverse as the other colored Gandalfs mutated. The Letter Gandalfs soon ran into a problem: The ABC affair. Unfortunately, A Gandalf and C Gandalf wanted to be with each other, but B Gandalf stood between them. Thus, they began to chase B all around Middle-Earth. Then after the Dictionary Affair, in which the Gandalfs began to fight with each other over how to properly write a dictionary without cramping the language (which they were themselves cramping by existing), they all vanished. Then somebody wanted to find Rainbow Gandalf's pot of gold, and then Rainbow Gandalf became invisible to hide it, and only showed himself during the rain as a little man wearing a green suit. Thus, the legend of Lucky the Leprechaun was born! The Number Gandalfs were involved in the 789 affair, in which the Number Gandalfs began to fight after 8 Gandalf was destroyed by 7 Gandalf when he tried to stop him from destroying 9 Gandalf, and then 7.5 Gandalf was made and destroyed instantly due to the law of Who-Knows-What. Then, the Number Gandalfs became the Symbol-Gandalfs, and the Letter-Gandalfs became the Description-Gandalfs. (The new Gandalfs turned back into the original ones almost immediately.) Shiny and Dull Gandalf just… existed. Dull Gandalf doesn't speak much and is descended from Gold Gandalf and Gray Gandalf, who still existed somehow. Also Shiny Gandalf seems to have descended from Gray Gandalf as well, as it turned out that Rainbow Gandalf was experimenting and had taken a little of Gray's DNA (which was a long rope accessible by pressing the Gandalfs' hats, one can cut a little off and mass produce Gandalfs or mix the ropes to make new types of Gandalfians) and had mutated it with Silver's DNA, resulting in Shiny Gandalf, an 'illegitimate' child of Gray Gandalf. Rainbow Gandalf was later scolded by Multicolored Gandalf (after all, he made 2 new Gandalfs who didn't know the full extent of their powers) and he promised not to do it again. He had later made Weird-Gandalf and Hula-Gandalf, but Weird Gandalf left for an old mountain soon after being made and became Tin-Gandalf, and Hula Gandalf existed for about five seconds before realizing that hula-hooping did not exist in Middle-Earth and then shortly disappeared, becoming Air-Gandalf. Then Golden Gandalf tried to paint the sky but he forgot to account for the fact that the Earth spins (Red Gandalf set off a large kaboom, making the Earth spin because of the forces in motion) and instead painted only a large circle. Rainbow Gandalf was disappointed with the result and summoned Multicolored Gandalf to make it cooler for Rainbow's own enjoyment. Hence the Sun was made! White Gandalf made the clouds and made them cover the sun in order to spite Rainbow Gandalf, but then Blue Gandalf decided that he wanted some rain and so thunderstorms came into existence and soaked White Gandalf instead. Black Gandalf made the thunderclouds when he dropped paint on some clouds. Silver Gandalf later made the moon. Yellow Gandalf was the origin of lightning. Green Gandalf planted and painted the grass with a bucket of paint made after three months, but White Gandalf painted the grass white with (nine months to make) paint which he had had left over from him creating the clouds. Time Gandalf had disappeared when he had accidentally went too far back in time, and Space Gandalf disappeared when he tried to go and save Time Gandalf. It was at this moment that the 'past' was created. Orange Gandalf and Purple Gandalf collaborated to make oranges and grapes. Large-Ear Gandalf started a cult that everyone secretly joined but they all denied themselves joining and fought about it. Thus the 3rd Great Gandalf War had started. Then came Existential-Crisis Gandalf, who sought to confuse everyone, but confused himself out of existence instead. Gandalf Gandalf somehow became the fabric of the universe, PC Gandalf became the first computer, and Hacks-Gandalf and Scammer Gandalf began scamming the silver Elves out of their mansions. (Silver Gandalf made the elves silver.) Then men and Goblins appeared. Multicolored Gandalf committed a "war crime" when he made all the humans wear robes and forced the goblins to become rainbow-textured. Gandalf-Gandalf-Gandalf came, and Smaug (who got turned into gold) got taken apart by the golden dwarves and used as house-building parts. Red Gandalf was stuck in a mountain for a little bit and tried to blow it up to escape but in the process invented lava. Pi Gandalf came and tried to rule the world with his endless philosophies but went mad and destroyed himself. Infinity Gandalf came from the endless void and became the Earth because he was so big. Sauron-Gandalf came but destroyed himself because half of him hated the other half and vice versa. Fifty-Shade Gandalf came and tried to free Brown Gandalf, but was imprisoned instead by Gray Gandalf. Then the Elves and Goblins appeared because Rainbow Gandalf had a fight with Tin Gandalf. Then the Hobbits arrived and began to hunt for Smaug, unaware of his fate. (He's now furniture.) Finally everyone became one Gandalf again, Gandalf the White, the original descendant of Gray Gandalf, somehow, who said that the entire world might be a simulation, but nobody believed him, wrote Remy. The end, wrote anonymous, wrote WROTE. Wrote unknown. Wrote a certain somebody. Wrote the author to the power of infinity. The end of the lore of Middle-Earth. Now to visit Top-Earth and Bottom-Earth and see how the beasts and dragons are. They need to be fed! -Wrote Ethan. Wrote me. Wrote the creator.

Some important characters and their stats:

Jay: Leader-destroyer. Accessory: Golden-ruler. Power: Telekinesis... and flight. Now uses twin rods.

He has the greatest agility. He has the second greatest speed and is a self-proclaimed extrovert. He is.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

1000% power mode is basically undefeatable. Only usable in emergencies. Has consequences... (???)

Waffle: Ability-booster. Accessory: Transformation abilities. Power: Mind-reading. Now uses glue/tape.

He has the greatest speed. Bagel rebooted. He can pair with Falco for combo attacks. Jay’s faithful pet.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Matt: Melee-fighter. Accessory: Chainsaw bat. Power: Extreme strength. Now uses half-scissor swords.

He has the greatest strength. He likes fun. He knows that Vincent will become the 8th council member.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Ayan: Ranged-supporter. Accessory: Laser pointer. Power: Super eyesight. Now uses a powerful frisbee.

He has the greatest skills. Mischievous. In reality, he is very supportive of his friends. Owns a multiverse.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Yash: Strategist-teacher. Accessory: Scythe. Power: Speedy hacking skills. Now uses a new laser pointer.

He has the greatest smarts. He notes everything on his computer. Fastest typer. He is technology-smart.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Hank: Mascot-builder. Accessory: Assorted pencils. Power: Command of nature. Now uses pens/markers.

He has the greatest health. He has the mechadeer and a small companion deer. Fights other deer a lot.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Joe: Historian-writer. Accessory: Martial arts. Power: His kung-fu training. Now uses magical UNO cards.

He has the greatest defense. He has a large amount of attack power as well. He seems to be quite quiet.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Remy: Defender-Transporter. Accessory: Multi-staff. Power: Remy-CLASH. Now uses elemental powers.

He has the greatest attack. The team’s backup and the resident librarian/wizard. A great treasure hunter.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Falco: Support-shifter. Accessory: Backpack of equipment. Power: Healing skills. Now uses a power suit.

He has the greatest support. Not much raw power, focuses on healing his teammates. He’s a bookworm.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Vincent: Hiding-editor. Accessory: Cloaking device/knife/tool/rocket. Power: Sneakiness. Now uses axes.

He has the greatest stealth. He has a high amount of potential power. The teacher of Michael and Travis.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Turtle of Power: A being of power. Accessory: Indestructible shell. Power: Omnipotence. (Supposedly) Watcher: The Last Observer. Accessory: 56 Inch Widescreen TV. Power: Too many abilities to be listed.

Mr Ancona: Villain-hero. Accessory: Assorted teacher tools. Power: Command of deer and bear army.

Salty Man: Evil-Mentor. Accessory: Cracker attacker. Power: Hyper amounts of overall sourness and salt.

Pancake: Pet-distraction. Accessory: Cat toys and food. Power: Mascot of the Neo Chair Liberation Army.

(At some point the Turtle of Power was defeated and lost his powers, but he gave them to the Narrator.)

Intermission: The 10 Brand New Remy & Council-Approved Fully Canonically Correct Laws of Canon:

Law No. 1: Ethan made the first canon story, and this will always be true. Ayan has non-canon copies.

Law No. 2: Ethan can try to borrow you for his story. He will listen and obey if you refuse his great offer.

Law No. 3: Ethan gives Yash, Joe, and Hank 100% canon status, contrary to any outside opinion.

Law No. 4: Ethan is always making original ideas, and they cannot be copied without asking Ethan.

Law No. 5: Ethan's doc is the mainstream canon. Fan canon is allowed, but is only 75.0000% canon.

Law No. 6: Ethan, Ayan, and Matt are all equally canon, 150% canon each. Ethan actually gets 200%.

Law No. 7: Ethan's company is the best of all, it has unlimited money, and it owns every company ever.

Law No. 8: Ethan has full ownership of the doc, and he controls how canon everyone is in his story.

Law No. 9: Ethan will remove you from the story and the doc if he needs to, after the Committee votes.

Law No. 10: Ethan's laws are in full effect throughout the multiverse, and you are expected to comply.

1st Amendment: One of Ayan's stories is canon. He gets to pick which one is canon. He's welcome.

2nd Amendment: The Canon Floodgates were destroyed by Ayan, so he invaded Ethan's multiverse.

3rd Amendment: Remy has arrived. He is now the loremaster/historian. 150% canon status now granted.

4th Amendment: Initiate primary objective. Recruit new readers for the story. Also, get some more writers.

5th Amendment: The Keyboard of Power (and its magical keys) and the Mirror of Reason must be found.

6th Amendment: The Law of Who-Knows-What defines the universe. The laws are manipulated by canon.

7th Amendment: Those who manipulate Canon must be very careful. This law includes Ethan in it as well.

8th Amendment: If powerful artifacts are found in the area, REBOOT should be contacted immediately.

9th Amendment: If evil beings are spotted, call the MANCM or whoever happens to be very powerful.

10th Amendment: Since there are credit cards, there should be no need for cash. Use the new currency.

More short stories:

Return of the “Monkes”

Ultraforce, Cosmoforce, Powerforce, Canonforce

The Arrival of Cardinal

A Giant Enemy Spider Appears!

One day, Jay was peacefully chilling in his classroom. Everyone else was on spring break, so they were relaxing on various other planets. Remy was also in the classroom, doodling on the board. Waffle opened the door to go raid the kitchen, but he ran into an alien who wiped some of Waffle’s memories and ran away, leaving Waffle very confused and with no idea why he was there. Suddenly, an alarm rang out. Jay sat up straight in his chair and pulled out his phone, (Model: Gigawatt 14) checking the cameras. The office was empty, and so was the front entrance. However, the sensors had picked up a massive disturbance in the boiler room, which was a largely unexplored and dangerous place, as that particular hallway had not been explored. Jay was too lazy, so he opened a portal and chucked Remy in. Remy retaliated by grabbing Jay with his grappling hook and tugging him into the warpgate with Remy. Both of them rolled out of the other side of the portal, finding themselves in front of a massive cave entrance. Jay rolled his eyes and jogged in. Remy followed him and found a very small spider. The spider said, “ ‘O’, this is great! Here’s ‘A’ big meal.” Remy panicked and began spinning around and screaming. He looked away and stepped down hard. The mini-spider was squished to the flatness of paper. Jay turned around with a confused look. “What was that?” Remy managed to stutter, “Nothing. Just ‘A’ bug.” Jay shrugged and continued on, inadvertently stepping on a normal-sized spider. The spider squeaked, and Jay looked down. “Hey, ‘U’ stepped on me! That’s not nice!” Jay took out his ruler and switched it to battering-ram mode, smacking the spider all the way into the depths of the cave. Remy was too busy looking around. He saw many clusters of crystals that glowed in rainbow colors. Transparent and neon lizards ran around the cave merrily. Every sound made had an echo. Just then, a roar snapped Remy out of his reverie. A massive ugly spider hung from the ceiling. Jay was already stuck in one of its webs. His ruler lay on the ground next to him. The convenient music player was hovering nearby, and true to its name, it began playing boss music by whistling. Remy raised his arms. A brick appeared in each of his palms. Then Remy pointed at the boss spider, and a massive stream of bricks began streaming out from a random spot behind Remy. The bricks all proceeded to smash into the monster’s face and explode. The giant enemy spider was knocked unconscious. Waffle dragged over a very large tissue paper and covered the beast. Remy then wrapped up the tissue and threw it into an acid pool while Jay struggled in the webs. Thus, the spider was defeated. Remy then ran over and began to saw at the webs covering Jay. Pancake appeared and watched. At that moment, a massive army of chairs appeared. They allowed Remy and Jay to recline on them and brought them back to Mr Ancona’s empty classroom. Jay then went behind Mr Ancona’s desk and found the secret bunker of Mr Ancona. Remy then fell asleep on a convenient bed. Jay decided to play an alphabet game. He was so immersed that he didn’t notice Remy standing right behind him with the PRFL. Jay was knocked onto a couch. Remy chuckled and went back to sleeping.

More (good) character concepts: Fairy tale world, Queen Elizabeth V, Princess Candice, Jenny, Henry

Some OC Villains: 8-ball Man, Eliminator, Tester, Rubbery Man, Monotone Man, and Monsieur Ancona.

Progressive Entry, Keyworld, Cards, The Anaconda’s Return

The end of Volume 6

Volume 7: An Unexpected Captivity, A Tale of Liberation, Jay's Final Destiny (The Fate of The Great 8)

An Unexpected Captivity:

The School Arc: Battle with the Board of Education

Principal grinned and whispered, “Activate autodefenestration!” Remy found himself jumping out the window. He landed on the grass with an “Oof!”. (Don't worry, it was only the first floor. Remy got defenestrated! This is a special effect that gives its targets extreme depression. They will land on grass. Remy retconned his broken back and depression. However, some other students got defenestrated.)

The Lunch Arc: the Anti-hero (as requested) shows up, also, Anthony appears, Vincent is happy

The Flex Arc: More of a side story, introduces nothing (literally just doing nothing), shocks viewers

The Bus Arc: Featuring vehicles that can survive black holes but still break down on field trips

Trip to the Other Schools: A plot with no development whatsoever, steals people’s identities

The Arrival of Overseer: When the villain has actual logic and steals your powers and tech

Overlord’s Dominion: When the enemy has infinite extra healthbars and random power-ups

Attack from Weatherman and Elementwoman: Plot full of plot holes, needs more development

Final Battle with the District, Copycat, and Preserver: We put some villains in their place again

Confrontation with the Controller: Some really obsessive control freak shows up, expect protests

Taking a “Peaceful” Vacation: The buses that have infinite engine problems but are invincible return

Return to Duty: the Anthem of REBOOT: If everyone retired for a week, the world gets wrecked

Call to Arms: Reunification???: Time travel and warnings of pending doom, just a weekend

The Timeline So Far: A recap episode that’s actually a spoiler for a very pivotal future character

Fight with Souperman, Calorwoman, Electriboy, and Conductigirl: Villains with real backstories at last

The Cheese Arc: The Origin of Professor Nemesis: Played for laughs, but somehow important overall

Messing with the Multiverse Part 1: An actual crossover event that avoids copyright strikes

Completely Destroying Timelines: Villains with real logic, featuring lots of alternate timelines

Messing with the Multiverse Part 2: A trainwreck of a sequel that somehow manages to be better

“Accidentally” Crossing Over Some Characters... :Where we get the idea for peacekeeping mecha and AI

What If Part 2:

Extremely unstable lab equipment opened new breaches to other worlds and universes that were like the MANCM, but some certain key events happened differently… This... is... the... “What If…???”... series!!!

What if Hank never existed?

That universe's Ethan realized the universe was falling apart, and then that universe collapsed. From it rose the Observer, who was the first Watcher. He then proceeded to start a long lineage of his kind.

What if the Villains Won?

This was retconned by Ethan because he didn't need more side stories branching off from this for now. However, then they found a way to come back later on. That was a bit of a minor problem. (Uh-oh…)

What if everyone had an Earth named after them?

Presenting… Some other Earths that may have important storylines based around them later: (Hint hint) Earth-Ethan - In hiding somewhere, Earth-Matt - Missing in action, Earth-Ayan - Status unknown, and Earth-Ancona - A factory that makes all the evil Ancona clones. These are only some of the Earths named after major people. Earth-Big - A big Earth. Earth-Small - A small Earth. In addition to Middle-Earth, there are: Bottom-Earth - This is beneath Middle Earth. There are many evil monsters that cause much havoc in the world. Top-Earth - This is above Middle Earth. It is home to dragons and is an entire world hidden in clouds. Earth-MANCM - An extra headquarters. It is designed to withstand any universe-reboots at the atomic level. There are also decimal Earths, Earths with decimals in their names.

If Ethan was in… Harry Potter

(The following section is labeled as a possible canon.) (A long, long time into a different world… This will be a long arc, so its canon status has been widely debated. Ethan himself places it as minimum canon as it is very low quality.) Max canon has yet to have been found at this time. Never mind, this is all getting retconned. Copyright strikes are too much work.) (The end of the possible canon. Someday, the notebook containing the tales of this crossover will be found. Perhaps they will still be usable. Maybe then, the tales of Ethan and Harry Potter working together to end evil once and for all will finally be told.)

The end of the What If…??? and If … was in ??? series.

Side Stories: Alternate Beginnings: The Tale of the Great Eight

Throughout the great realm of Youtube, a dimension that was not as two-dimensional as it might seem, and with plenty of pocket dimensions as well. Anybody can visit, but they can never leave… Not until their quest is over. It was on one such day, or rather, streaming hour, that a seemingly unsuspicious visitor was touring the land. A tourist, not the first, and most definitely not the last. He was named The Great and Powerful Jay, or rather would soon come to be known that way. As he ascended the hill in the direction of the castle, he was met with quite an interesting sight. Across the fresh countryside, a herd of cows gently grazed around, while bulldozers dug large and random holes all about the place, and then undertakers placed large rectangular boxes into the holes. The bulldozers then proceed to cover them up. There were no tombstones. Jay paid them no heed, and continued on towards the castle. From the topmost spire, a large red flag flapped over the land. Jay quickened his pace, dodging large craters (dug by the bulldozers), and, almost at a flat out run, entered the castle. A large entourage of guards met him from within the doors, but quickly stepped aside to welcome him into the keep. Upon the great golden swivel-chair ($25 on eBay) in the middle, the one and only Great King sat, his great majestic presence filling up the entire hall. A Swedish man, it appeared to him, from the complexion. Jay skidded to a halt and knelt down before the great 'throne.' The man atop the seat rose and came forward. Jay looked up, and, taking a deep breath, launched into his story. “Oh great Lord, long I have traveled throughout the great world, gosh, it's actually quite nice here, to meet you, to cast myself at your feet. For I desire too, to be as great as you, to be known as well as you, who are, and still are, known across the land as, The One and Only Pewdiepie. My lord, I present myself to you.” The expression on Pewdiepie's face was quite indeterminable, somewhere as a cross between a smile, indifference, and amusement. He opened his mouth to speak. “Do not cast yourself upon me, young lad, for I too have risen from the dust and grime of the lowers and inferiors. But within this mighty castle, we are all equals within this realm, and we treat each other as so. Thank you greatly for offering me your services, but I must decline; do not waste them on somebody who has already lived, but for somebody who will live, and that is you. No-” His speech was interrupted by a large crash from the entrance hall, quickly followed by a chorus of shouts and yells, and the sound of running feet. Just as a platoon of Netherite-armored troops burst into the hall, an enormous tiger seemingly pounced onto the room. The great vaulted ceiling caved in under the weight of the beast, revealing its true nature. Cyan and magenta, cyan and magenta, Jay was sure that he had seen those colors somewhere. A shout from atop the giant tiger rectified his thoughts. It was MrBeast, of course! And there he was too, riding the beast, waving and shouting down at the armored troops or Pewdiepie as it wrecked the great hall, smashing display case after display case of like buttons, subscribe buttons and more. Pewdiepie shouted, and frantically began wheeling his golden throne out of the room, for fear of it getting smashed, along with all of the other debris. Jay, being a trained streamer, fired all his youtube buttons at MrBeast, but he was unaffected. Pewdiepie finally opened the large door at the far end of the room, passed through it, and slammed it behind him. Jay sent a couple more buttons after him as well, but they sank into the wood. They powered up the door with a temporary sentience, and then the door swung open and hit Jay into a dark cave, where a large pedestal stood. In the pedestal a glowing rod of light shone and brightly illuminated the whole room. Jay reached toward the rod, and it became even brighter and began bending and twisting. Then a portal opened in the side of the room, and out stepped an entity, who turned out to be Entity, who had hacked into the game. He looked at Jay and immediately a bedrock box formed around him. Jay screamed for help and accidentally hit himself with his teleporter ray, and teleported out of the box. He was defenseless, so he ran up to the pedestal and grabbed the rod. Jay was slowly lifted into the air by an unknown power. In his mind, he heard an unseen being of light speak to him. “Great responsibility comes with great power. Do you accept this burden?” Jay responded mentally: “I will, with all that I am.” As Entity slashed at Jay over and over with his blades, confused as to why his great blows could not harm this mere mortal, the rod shocked Entity, slamming him against a cave wall. Then Jay grabbed the rod. He felt a massive amount of energy flowing into him, altering him, changing him. He controlled the rod and decided its form within an instant. The rod whizzed, extended, spun, contracted, and finally formed into a long glowing ruler. The roof of the cave exploded open, and a bolt of lightning flashed down. The ruler began glowing green and then turned yellow, with blue marks to show the inches and silver handles on both sides. The lightning struck Jay, whereas his internal power core began to glow. He was merely a humble being, but the nobleness of the rod of justice knew that he had potential and incredible amounts of hidden power. The lightning faded as the smoke cleared, and Jay was fully covered from head to toe in golden (self-materializing) Transmetal III armor. The gauntlets were green. A long red cape billowed in the air behind him. Jay extended his ruler in Entity's direction, and it extended and slapped him so hard his robotic head went flying off his shoulders. Entity disintegrated. Jay levitated out of the cave and looked in the direction of Pewdiepie's castle… Back at the Pie Fortress, Pewdiepie (who owned the fortress, aka Pewdiepie's castle) made a call on his phone. Technoblade and Dream both popped out of the phone, pulling out their swords. MrBeast took out his money cannon. MrBeast began firing 100-dollar bills at the two experienced players, who shielded and blocked the attack. Herobrine himself appeared, eager to defeat two of Blockstaria's greatest beings, but Notch appeared beside him and swung his extra-long modded emerald sword. Steve and Alex both appeared to help their creator, but Notch motioned for them to stay back. However, Pewdiepie sent down his sub-servants, and they turned everyone but MrBeast and Pewdiepie into PDFs. Pewdiepie was about to turn and flee, but then a massive explosion rocked the castle. Jay had returned, and he was furious at MrBeast for breaking his phone. (It broke when Jay got thrown into the cave.) MrBeast looked at his subscriber number (it was falling because MrBeast hadn't made his daily amount of content and because Jay was doing a collab with Pewdiepie to make a video ridiculing MrBeast), scowled, and then teleported away. Pewdiepie sighed in relief. Near the magical land of Manconia, Jay got a new mansion from Pewdiepie for stopping the malicious plans of . (Jay bears no ill will towards MrBeast. Not sure about vice versa though.)

A Tale of Liberation

Jay's Final Destiny (The Fate of The Great Eight)

The end of Volume 7

Volume 8: The Arrival of the So-Called Greatest Evil, Random Adventures, Travel Guide to the Multiverse

The Arrival of the So-Called Greatest Evil

Welcome to Neo-Asgard!

Random Adventures

So after a long hiatus (break) to gather ideas and absorb content, I'm ready to resume creating this masterpiece of a multiverse! I'm asking you to help me continue our weird and wacky adventures as we continue facing insanely broken villains and inventing even more illogical crazy inventions. So come on to the doc! We're getting Vincent (the other person whose email I actually have on hand from the council to resume work tomorrow) Without further ado, I'm adding some more (self-approved) MANCM honorary council members! They unconditionally vote for what I say because I have their paychecks... oh wait lol. I said too much! Anyways, we're hiring more people and getting back to work on traveling the multiverse, making it a true concept. We also need to make the plot, plot armor, chairs, and canon relevant again to the storyline. Plot armor makes us nearly invincible against normal villains, so we may have to find something to retcon the armor or at least limit our use of canon. Also, I'm trying to incorporate more genres and giant robots (side goal, this is indeed) into the story. Hope to see you soon! I'm planning to get into stop motion and make something with buildable figures and lego. Bye, and hello, for when you return to the multiverse... of lore. Note: we may pick up after some major time skips. Also, to fit my vacation (and summer break), we are first traveling my neighborhood, then fighting minifigs (Attack on Mini???) and then finally getting turned into paper for a bit, reversing that, and traveling around the world to stop a spy agency from making horrible decisions even though they are smart. Then, we take that concept and expand that to where we monitor main characters and timelines to make sure the right stuff happens, and then sometimes stuff happens, so crossovers may occur, and we may purposely wreck timelines or intervene in the timeline. As another idea, we get stuck on the internet, and after that, some of us start questioning existence. A bunch of meteors appear, carrying the next generation of heroes from an alternate future. We then fight a villain who can break the fourth wall (similar to a very famous red anti-hero) and then we break the "fifth wall" for ideas, where we start by attacking the villain, then revealing the real us are on a rooftop with a laser disk launcher, and then we reveal we're behind the poor confused villain, (and then in the bodies, just really small, then we are actually on a different planet on a different level of reality, and then we reveal the multiverse. The villain's brain overloads) using canon to glitch the villain into nothingness painlessly, but then it turns out that Canon usage can affect our lifespans, so we all panic. So join us in the multiverse tomorrow! Coming soon: The new ideas list!!!!! Actual ideas: We open a hotel, we get new vehicles, our hobbies are revealed, more inventions, new costumes, mansion building, career wars, the Anconans and the Michaelis. Then we have titles/concepts: Voices in head, Alien psychics, Earth is inside out, Hollow Earth, All conspiracy theories, Conventional and unconventional uses for Canon at home and at work, Generation 0 and negative generational lore, Normal daily tasks but everything goes wrong, Real character development, Dragons and Pirates RPG world, A Connection Discovered, Multiverse Divergence Event: Splitting, Friends get stranded worlds apart, Truths uncovered, Resolutions, the answers to old questions leading to new questions, We discover that people playing an RPG very similar to our world are actually accessing our world, New allies from the players of the RPG, We realize that new universal material is being generated by the devs, Investigation begins, More of the Watcher’s kind in different multiverses discovered, Innovators, Crusaders, Coordinators, Builders (Humans of the other multiverse), Instructors, Constructors, Destroyers, Architects, Wanderers, Traders, Makers, Forgers, Inventors, Wreckers, Guiders, Founders, Creators, Menders, Timers, Worlders, Canoners, Multiversers, Searchers, Finders, Engineers, Prophets, Executors, Protectors, Guardians, Monitors, Seers, Catchers. Some are hostile. We have to stop them.

Plot armor lore and explanation: Powerful suit of armor made from True Canon. It is a reactor by itself, as its design was made to constantly loop and reflect Canon energy around the suit, multiplying itself to high levels. This energy then allows the suit to energize and create weapons by reading the users’ thoughts. The armor does have a core reactor to focus its energy. It can also use its energy to heal, fire energy beams, allow the user to learn certain techniques instantly, provide higher mental speed, boost reflexes and strength, and instantly heal the user from otherwise mortal wounds as long as there is enough energy. Each suit can be customized for the user. In addition, the suit can link up to other artifacts to boost them. In cases of last resort, the suit can temporarily increase all its power output and usage to over 500% of normal usage, where multiversal portals and special attacks can be used instantly, with no charging required. It is said by many to be the perfect fusion of magic and technology. The suit can also function in space, as it can generate necessary components for its user to have mobility in space and survive there. There is a built-in Canon refiner and purifier, but the purifier cannot work on Canon that has been too corrupted on its own. As for its defensive capabilities, the suit can generate fields of energy, meaning that energy and physical shields are possible. Even if the user is wielding a normal object instead of an artifact or Canon-infused/charged accessory, the suit can envelop the object in Canon energy and power it up. If the other defenses fail, the last line of defense is when the suit mobilizes all of its power to alter reality to ensure that attacks either miss completely or do not result in a fatal wound. If the suit has enough power, it can also generate a portal to redirect the attack or completely deflect the attack off the armor. Ethan’s particular suit is modified to suit his fighting style and accommodate his tools. Normally, there are slots in the forearms near the wrists that serve as pockets for the Flashlight of Doom and Ruler. There is a four-dimensional pocket and a deployable leash, along with a shield/tool generator. Finally, the suit is able to interact with Ethan’s various special vehicles, serving as a unique starting key.

A complete history and lore of the ruler:

It originated as many components from different multiverses that united to form one uncontrollable staff, which was then condensed into the Canon rod that Ethan turned into a ruler and grabbed. Once, in the era of the Monkey King, the legendary warrior retired, putting his staff back into place to hold up the ocean. A mind-controlled mecha-dragon from an alternate past timeline where time travel had been misused showed up and attempted to throw the universe into chaos. As it roared, it somehow knocked the staff (golden cudgel/magic staff that holds the entire ocean up/giant measuring rod apparently used by ancient deities (so, aliens in disguise) to measure the world in the old days) out of position, causing the seas to simply crush the Earth from the inside out. Somehow, the tectonic plates survived and formed a flat plane, a realm the surviving humans began to call... Asgard. Meanwhile, in a rebooted world, Asgard survived. The king invented a ruler and enchanted it to be able to change size. The ruler expanded so large that it crushed Asgard, causing the universe to be rebooted again. The ruler returned as a rod that had no purpose but to hold up a window on a support beam of a castle that supported the universe. When the rod snapped and the universe rebooted again, the Exalted Ones suddenly began to take an interest in such an entity. After the rod rebooted as a cudgel for a shepherd, the shepherd accidentally dropped it in a multiversal anomaly, enchanting it. It turned all his sheep into chickens after he wished for eggs. Terrified, the shepherd threw the cudgel down a cliff, where it floated through the ocean, ending up in a whirlpool that fulfilled the universe’s requirements for creating a portal to the Exalted Ones’ realm, since a meteor flew straight into the whirlpool, giving the whole arrangement a lot of energy. Before the portal fully opened, the cudgel turned the whole shepherd’s house into gold, since he had sent the ruler to its next point in life. The shepherd survived the witch trials (for having a house made of gold suddenly), but the Space Vikings from Neo Asgard were the end for him. The cudgel fell through the portal, which the Exalted Ones instantly closed. They grabbed the dimension where the cudgel came from and transformed it into a glass chamber where a book that would be the guide to the multiverse would materialize due to the unique energy. The cudgel was transformed into an unstable rod of Canon for the experiments. Unfortunately, it turned out that none of the Exalted Ones could handle it. At that moment, Ethan appeared in the room, turning the rod into a Canonically powerful ruler of his choice. The rest was history. Neo Asgard will return. It is a fate engraved in stones, near the cave where the shepherd’s spirit was said to rest. The spirit, now going by the name Yande, is found by a little kid named Xavier. His subsequent attempts to help a friend, Zeke, get through a personal loss through strange experiences, cause the world to go out of balance, and the MANCM step in, only to find the warning left behind on the strange rock.

The Arch of Doom Over-Arc:

Part 1: A New Era: The Zombie Invasion, The Obliterators, Aliens: Point of Origin, Rise of Neo-Asgard

Part 2: Endless Assault, Resistance Revived, Dreamtech: Flash in the Dark, Nede: Light Fate

Part 3: Anything But Calm: The Hallowed Ones, The Weavers, The Redeemer, The Feelingless

The Ironic Cliffhanger Conclusion

The Old Age Arc: Explanation Required, Hank’s Departure, Joe’s Retirement, Ayan and Yash Leave, Matt Vanishes, Vincent’s Hideout, Ethan’s Stasis, Remy’s Escape, Bold Return, Hyperspace Conflicts

Rise of the Pegasus Arc: Atlantis Rising, Legends, Expanded, Contracts, Exposed, Fleeing, Marauders, The Garden, Steampunk, Pickaxe of Myth, Asgard’s Attack, Trapped, Fifth Season: Harvest, Dragon, New World, Rise of the Pegasus, Sentient Plant, Time Freeze, Perception of Truth, Neo-Asgard Invades, Peacebroker, Neo-Atlantis, Sacrifice, Treaty, Reconstruction, Solar Sails, Through The Triangle, Celestia

Mini-Arc: The Eight (Once Twelve) Cooks of Celestia: Tasteless, Bitter Salt, Savory Spice, Sweet Sour, Cold and Warm, Polar Opposites, Contest, Outcome, Prize, Sibling Rivalry, Discovery, Modernia Found

Cause for Alarm, Counterparts, Three-Way Battle, Gearworld Intervention, Non-Betrayal, Trapped in Elsewhere, Ethereal Assistance, Escape, Those Left Behind, Wanderer, Return of W, Anger and Calm

The Reset Arc:

Jay flew through the cosmos on board the Excalibur III, called III for only one reason. The II got rebooted into the III, and the III had updated features such as a real life holographic TV, meaning that he could punch a picture of somebody, and they would get punched in real life. Remy ran into the cabin, holding a cup of Charged Coffee (hyper powered) and a retconner. He set the retconner down on the table and a hologram of Ayan appeared. Jay activated the TV and punched the picture of Ayan lightly on the shoulder. Down the hall, a shout of surprise was heard. Immediately, a warpgate appeared next to the Excalibur. Out from the warpgate came a huge ship, more like a blob with flashing lights. A huge spotlight came out from the front and began shining its light around. Suddenly, the light landed on the surface of the Excalibur. There came a huge buzz from the spacecraft, and it abruptly shapeshifted into the shape of a pyramid that seemed awfully familiar. Jay’s eyes somehow doubled in size, and then returned to their original state. The ship extended hyperwarp cannons, and fired them at the Excalibur III. Jay opened a warpgate with his own power reserves (faster, but more energy intensive), and the Excalibur teleported away into another realm. Remy quickly chugged down some coffee and his eyes began to glow as information from the Galaxy Vault flowed into him. “We are in the Negative Realm,” he spoke. “The home of the- error error error.” Remy’s eyes stopped glowing with a bright flash and he slumped to the floor, overloaded by a sudden lack of information necessary to keep the coffee from knocking him out. Jay stood up and walked over to the now-empty cup of coffee. From his sleeve extended a ruler, and lightning came down through the sunroof (utterly ineffective, I must tell you) and struck him. He walked from the smoke covered from head to toe in golden Transmetal III. He lifted the ruler over his head, and brought it down onto the cup. The cup exploded, and the Excalibur lurched as a random multiversal hyperwarp jolt caught up with it. There was a tremendous roar as the engines accelerated and slammed into the ship. A wrenching jolt, and all was still as the mega-shock absorbers brought the engines back into their place and prevented them from pulverizing the ship. Jay nudged Remy with his toe. The doors opened and Remy-CLASH ran over and supported Remy as he suddenly awakened from his Super-Sugar-Saturation sickness. He then picked him up and took him out of the room. Suddenly Mr Red Herring ran into the room, but then Remy’s foot suddenly moved and tripped him so that he fell to the floor, but he was able to keep his balance and not fall. “Sir! The enemy is approaching the ship! Taking evasive actions, sir!” he yelled. “No need for that, we have no time to waste on this slow little triangle.” Jay pressed a button on the dashboard and a warpgate opened up in front of the ship. Through it, Jay saw the ship, a huge ominous mass lurking in the depths of time. Jay took a picture of it with his camera, sent it to his TV, and zoomed in. He gasped. In the front windshield (which was tiny, but the camera had infinite zoom) he saw the Belowers. Just as he laid eyes on them, a massive shock raced through his mind, and the Belowers disappeared from the window. Abruptly, the lasers on the pyramid fired, and two shots echoed through the void. They arced through the warpgate, but they only bounced off of the ship and rocked the Excalibur III instead. A red light came on in the cabin. The doors opened again and Remy-CLASH ran into the room on his faster-than-light go-cart (brand new), avoiding the door and instead choosing to go through the wall. He reached up, plugged his finger into the outlet, and held his nose. The computer blipped, and a database of information appeared. Remy-CLASH unplugged his finger, looked up at Jay, and left the room by way of the same route from which he came in. Jay scrolled through the data, and eventually he found the title (at the bottom, apparently). As soon as it came onto the screen, the entire TV flashed black and the screen evaporated. Thankfully, Jay was able to materialize it again, but the system was corrupted and the TV would not work. Jay hit it a couple of times with his ruler in frustration, but that only added dents which then angered him even more. There came a rumble as the warpgate (still open) began to shake and collapse. The ship on the other side at that very moment had noticed the Excalibur. From the nose of it it extended a cannon twice the size of the Excalibur, and fired it at the portal. The rim of the warpgate began to shake, fizz, and then it began to expand. The nose of the ship was already through. It was at this moment that Remy had woken up in the sleeping room. Remy donned his space helmet and went out to the hangar, which was located on top of the ship, using the nose as a runway. Jay was waiting for him as the massive ship finally cleared the warpgate and shot its hyperlaser at the Excalibur, lighting itself up with an array of energy beams as it powered up its most powerful weapon. The hyperlaser flew through the void, creating gateways to other dimensions as it did so, and closing them just as it made them. Jay nodded to Remy, and they both boarded Remy’s new speeder. Remy then pulled a lever and the speeder lifted off from the platform. The sound of wheels accompanied that sound and Jay turned around to see Remy-CLASH sitting in his go-cart wearing a helmet identical to Remy’s, being pulled along with a grappling hook. Remy turned to Jay and smiled. It was at this moment that the hyperlaser made contact with the ship. The Excalibur III exploded into thousands of pieces, catapulting both speeders and go-cart out through the warpgate, past the behemoth of the ship, and out into far space beyond the limits of the universe. In the cockpit of the ship, a being spoke to a crowd of other beings. “We have done it, but we have failed. No, you have failed. If this utter failure happens again, one of you will go.” “But sir,” another piped up. “We didn’t know that they had speeders-” “Silence!” shouted the first being. “Speeders or not, we have destroyed their ship. Jay will never know what hit him. Now, any volunteers? No? Then back to work!” All of the beings immediately left the room through various means of entrance, including a nonexistent vent. In the pilot’s seat, the being reached into its pocket and pulled out the Creative Timeline Record, opened it, and, one finger over the figure of Jay, pressed down and, from his pocket, produced one forbidden key of the Keyboard of Power. It was the “mousepad” key, the one key that was never going to fit into the keyboard. The being reached over and, still holding Jay, pressed down “revert.” Far out in the expanses of space, Jay gasped, and fainted. Suddenly, a terrible band of villains appeared. Mustache Man, the most infamous convict ever to exist in the multiverse, a being who used his mustache as his fists. Paper Man, Scissor Man, and Eraser Man all appeared. Eraser Man has a lifelong rivalry with Hank due to obvious reasons. Year-Round-Schooling Man and Elementa-Man also popped up. All of them were in their own flying go-carts catching up. Suddenly, Remy pulled the brakes as the speedster hurtled into the mess of villains. The go-kart flew past and slammed into the villains, knocking them backwards onto a planet, conveniently an Earth. (Earth-84) (Remy-CLASH had teleported away at the last second, and the go-cart had exploded. Another machine failure in Remy’s book. Not the first, but not the last, either.) Jay regained consciousness and turned to Remy with a disappointed expression. He then reached down and marked another tally in a ledger that had suddenly appeared out of virtually nowhere. “I had a feeling that would blow up eventually. Mistakes were made,” Jay sighed. “Next time, I’ll do the steering, and you can build the ship.” Remy looked around and toggled the power away from the villains. Back at base, another speeder activated its engines, and flew out of a warpgate down to the planet behind the villains, burning down swathes of land as its engines sought to counteract the atmospheric pressure that had suddenly began to impact an atmospheric-pressure-proof spacecraft. The villains turned, and teleported down. Eraser Man made the first move when he “erased” the speeder. Jay whipped out his ruler, but that was erased too. (Don’t worry, it came back somehow). Jay then ran up to Eraser Man and yeeted him with his now-existent ruler, seemingly erasing Eraser Man. As it turned out, that ruler is basically indestructible and immune to all attacks due to being made from Transmetalnamium X and the highest concentration of Canon in the multiverse. (That ruler is so overpowered at this point!!!) Jay swung it around and struck it right into Eraser Man again, who was swiftly and actually erased (haha) from existence. Year-Round-Schooling Man began to rant about how breaks should be shortened but was quickly silenced when Remy pitched him off of a cliff. Suddenly, Remy-CLASH appeared and slammed into Elementa-Man. Jay swung his ruler and knocked them both into a pocket dimension, where they continued tussling. Hank appeared briefly, and Paper Man shredded himself (he was made of paper). Scissor Man snapped at Remy, but then he activated his brick armor and punched him instead. Elementa-Man reappeared and then quickly disappeared as Remy-CLASH yeeted him into the void. The Mustache Man ran towards Remy, but quickly Jay pulled out his ruler and made him run the other way. Jay, Remy-CLASH, and Remy returned to the school with their jetpacks. Thankfully, nothing blew up.

The Arrival of Omnesence, the All Knowing

“Alright, everybody, suit up,” shouted Remy in the main hold of the Overpower as they cruised through space. “We have picked up signs of life in this sector of space, and we are going to go look for it.” Ayan whistled as he donned his personal space-suit. “Why can’t we do this with our spaceships? I forgot.” asked Jay. “Because life is a very intelligent life. Also, you forget everything after ten seconds,” replied Remy. Remy walked over to the main computer and inserted his key into the slot. A robotic voice said, “IDENTIFICATION CLEARED. ACCESS GRANTED TO MAIN COMPUTER.” Remy withdrew his keycard just as Ayan tripped and fell. Remy turned. “Why did you do that?” “No, it wasn’t me! I was about to kick that bottle when it kicked me!” Remy turned to Jay. Jay smiled, and slid his ruler into his sleeve. Alright, you people. Into the launching bay. We’re going down.” Remy walked over to the launching bay and boarded his speeder. Matt followed suit, but managed to sit on top of it instead, where there was a convenient rocking chair. Jay boarded next to Remy, and he activated the launch catapult. Matt’s speeder went first, with Matt sitting on top munching popcorn with a headset on, holding two really long sticks plugged into the craft. As the launch catapult activated, Matt pulled one of the sticks, and the engine began to roar. The catapult fired, and Matt was dragged along, pulled by his foot strap, dangling behind the craft. Remy and Jay went next, and they swiftly picked up Matt, setting him back onto his speeder when they caught up with it. “And that is why, “ he said. “You don’t ride on top of speeders.” Matt nodded, and climbed back into his chair. Jay rolled his eyes and Matt pulled one of the long levers, reactivating the back-jet. Ayan appeared out of nowhere inside of his egg-pod. Jay then remotely steered his speeder down to solid ground. Suddenly, a laugh was heard. Remy looked down to see his speeder sink slightly into the planet upon which it had settled. Jay jumped out of the speeder and drew his ruler, which blossomed in a blindingly bright arc of power. He swung it at the planet (they were now in range). Suddenly, the ground on the planet began to move as an ancient being began to rise from it. Jay moved to jab at it, and it moved aside. It was at this point that Ayan and Matt had landed their speeders on the planet, and were watching with 3D glasses on. Abruptly, Remy moved, and a huge claw rose out of the ground and slammed into him just as he stepped sideways. Jay ran towards Remy, and another claw came out to stop him. Jay sliced through the claw, but suddenly the claw moved and avoided the blast of power. Matt teleported away to get more popcorn. Remy clambered out of a convenient drain entrance in the middle of nowhere and activated his brick armor, reaching out his hand for Jay’s ruler. Jay reached over and touched the central brick on the middle of the suit, which immediately became infused with ultrapower. Suddenly, the monster moved, and a jet of fire hit Jay away before he could fully charge up the uni-beam. Remy turned, and fired the beam. The arc of light glanced harmlessly off of the monster’s hide, and it turned towards him. “I am Omnesence. I call myself Omni. You can call me your destroyer,” it said. “You have no power against me. I can predict all your moves before they happen. I can also read your thoughts!” Suddenly, Jay lashed out towards Omnesence, but the monster blocked the attack immediately, instead flicking the power into space, where a couple of stars exploded. Jay used his retconner to nullify the attack. Remy yelled over to Jay, “Try a diversion, maybe we can charge up the beam from behind.” Jay nodded back. Remy shot the uni-beam again, shapeshifting into a huge spaceship. Remy shot out two hyper torpedoes just as the monster noticed Ayan, who was still chilling. Suddenly a volcano went off, rocking Remy’s ship. The torpedoes were hit out of flight by a huge tentacle as it arced over to block the hit. Suddenly, the USS Horizon Kai appeared from a warpgate, and shot two ultra-powered torpedoes into the monster. It collapsed in pain, and suddenly, the planet inverted as the monster flipped around. Jay fell towards Remy, and in the last second was able to finish charging the uni-beam. Remy spun around and shot the beam at the monster. It vaporized huge sections of its body, but the monster then spun around and hit Jay out into a pocket dimension. Ayan took out his hyperblaster and began firing it, but the shots were glancing off. Suddenly, a huge roar filled the cavern as the Excalibur IIII (fresh from the line, in Jay’s company) flew in through the rock using tons of C4. Yash stood in the bow, waving his hands as he piloted the huge ship into the monster. It sank into the monster’s heart and into the rock below, but at the last second the monster tore itself away and quickly healed. The Excalibur IIII fired its lasers at Omnesence... and then exploded from the damage. Jay realized Remy had not built the ship, but he had provided the materials. Remy deactivated his suit and teleported to the ground. Suddenly, Red Herring appeared, took out of his pocket a little box, and disappeared again. Jay ran over to the box and identified it as a C10. Remy gulped and pulled Jay away as fast as possible. The box blipped once and exploded, shattering the cavern and revealing it to the void of space. Jay mentally wrote a note to hunt down Red Herring later. Remy activated his brick armor and transformed into a spaceship. He then used his Canon-infused brick to fire his unibeam. However, Omni promptly dodged it and slashed at the ship. The ship fell into two as the monster’s claw knocked Remy out. Jay swung forward with his ruler, but the monster was too fast and dodged the blow. Jay was genuinely surprised. Suddenly, Ayan made an air bubble around himself with his suit. Then, he took out a titanium slurpee straw and blew into it. A hurricane force gust shook the monster throughout, allowing Jay, fully powered up with ultra power, to strike the monster for the (maybe last) time. Matt at that point appeared with his popcorn, removed his helmet to try and eat it, suffocated, and quickly disappeared again. Just then, the GOAT appeared!!! It was very hungry that day. Noticing Omni, he activated his vacuum suction mouth and absorbed the monster. Omnesence stood no chance against this powerful and unpredictable being who he could not dodge, and was quickly and swiftly sucked into the great belly of the GOAT, who burped contentedly. (Eating Omnesence gave him special powers, but nobody knows about that yet.) Jay and Ayan looked at each other with wide eyes and then shrugged. Remy stood relatively unsurprised. Matt reappeared, gasping heavily. His oxygen levels were still recovering. Just then, the USS Horizon Kai landed in front of the group. Its ramp extended down, and everyone got on. The GOAT noticed a potted plant, but the baby deer (Hank’s pet, remember it?) was already occupying the eating area. Luckily, the GOAT was quite full already, so it lay down on a rug in the ship’s lounge for a long nap. Jay decided that he and his team definitely needed some time off again after all this hard work, so they had a vacation.

Side story: The Quest For Extra Credit!

The class (all except for the people from REBOOT) and the school were all convinced that Mr Ancona was not evil. However, Mr Ancona was evil. (He survived???) So once upon a time, Jay raided Mr Ancona's fancy mansion in order to steal the extra credit codes. He didn't make it very far before he found the vault on the side of a staircase. However, when he opened it, he found the vault to be empty. He turned his transmetalnamium reserve from his 4D pocket into a laser pointer and began cutting the walls.

USS Horizon: The Great Venture

The Tale of the Great Easter Hunt for the Grail of Greatness

Run: A Story of Resilience

The Happiest Day

The Coming of... Absolutely, Definitely, Certainly, Not Jinxed: Nothing... Right???

Travel Guide to the Multiverse

The Totally Accurate Documentary of MMMS

The Prophecy of the Year 5000

The Day of The New Year

New Realms, New Challenges

The Final Verdict

The end of Volume 8

Volume 9: Tech of REBOOT, How the Universe/Multiverse Works/Originated, Tales of an Extra Crossover

Tech of REBOOT

Hank Versus A Million Deer 3

Hank Versus the Bald Dino Deer 4

How the Universe/Multiverse Works/Originated

Tales of an Extra Crossover: Intelligence Network

Christmas Journeys (Tech-Santa)

Remy Meets... An Owl???

Pepper Man’s Origin

A Wild World: Multiversal Mania

Hidden idea: A bully and the one they bullied both get stuck in a VR world and work together to survive, unaware of each other's identities, a spaceship escapes a planet that has fallen to forces of darkness. 

Extra story: A young boy with a missing limb and severely wounded body builds his own prosthetics with the help of robots and becomes a vigilante which nobody knows about. He still attends normal school. He soon meets another version of himself from a very different universe. Their timelines begin to merge... They meet the spies and battle Crosscut and Dispatch, two enemy agents. Then a spy family appears... If everything was off brand (again), rearming, creating new gadgets, breaking the timelines, fixing them

Multi-Earth - A lot of Earths in one dimension. This is the type of world that the Generation 0 universe is.

Final-Earth - The so-called last Earth in the world. In reality it was the last one made in the multiverse.

Earth-Spacebase - A massive O'Neill cylinder, as all of the Earthly occupants had fled to it after the sun blew up their Earth. The sun later became two separate stars. This space station has lots of power plants and is home to one of the universe's stability engines. (Motors which keep the current universe stable.) Multiverse-Earth - The “last” Earth to ever exist, it is a theoretical concept that will possibly last forever. 

End of Volume 9

Volume 10: Record of the Convergence, Forever From The Dark Void, The Extradimensional Last Stand

Record of the Convergence:

“You will not be saved from my wrath. I am an omniversal being, you fool! I will trample you beneath my feet!” Remy defiantly fired the last beam in his blaster at Entity. “I don't need saving. I do the saving!” Vincent yelled, “It’s over, Entity!” and pressed the button inside Entity’s personal pocket dimension. As Entity realized what Vincent had done, he screamed, but it was too late. The suit he wore turned its energy on itself, burning both the suit and wearer. Then the robotic parts bent out of place due to its malfunctioning anti-gravity and magnetic powers. As Entity screamed, his body was penetrated by hundreds of metal parts at once. Then all the plastic inverted and pierced Entity with a sickening crunch. Entity’s own blades (now without a controller) turned around and flew right into their former user’s head. The body slumped over and fell back, leaning against the wall. Remy looked at Vincent. “Ooh. That had to hurt a lot.” “No less than he deserved,” said the exhausted voice of Jay. Remy ran over to help him up and said, “Great, we won, now, what should we do with this evil beast? I get the feeling that if we don't seal him up properly, he will break out.” Vincent countered with the fact of: “Well, then some random prophecy will suddenly declare that Entity will break out sooner or later.” Jay sighed. “It’s a shame our latent powers don't work anymore. Now I can’t read into the future. Oh well. I know a place where we can seal him up. If we do it correctly and leave nothing for him, he should never be able to regenerate. Follow me.” Five hours later, the group was at a heavily secured vault in the Negative Realm. Jay turned to where the suit was stored. It was in a slumped-over position, leaning against an invisible wall. Jay then telekinetically moved the suit into a corner of the safe. He spammed a few hundred different types of defenses around the safe. Then he walked out of the safe and sealed the door, melting the lock into place. “As long as any of us avatars survive,” declared Jay, “Entity will be sealed up forever... hopefully.”

Forever From The Dark Void:

In the dark room hidden far below a place once filled with joy, a body lies, penetrated by a metal skeleton suit inside and out. On top of the robot’s skeleton, an old suit of unknown material resides. A burst of energy suddenly shakes the whole area. The suit and body begin to twitch. The lifeless eyes in the suit suddenly come to life and begin glowing orange... The exoskeleton looks around and raises itself off the ground. Where the jaw once was, a shadow grins. In the realm of evil spirits, in a place permanently permeated by darkness, a being shrouded in darkness awakens and stretches its arm out. In the real world, the exoskeleton begins to convulse and change, and spikes begin to emerge from the petrified suit. Elsewhere, a group of old stone soldiers in a tomb begin to awaken, zombies suddenly reanimate by themselves, and in yet another location, metal robots of ancient times begin to eerily glow and move around. The lifeless body in the suit suddenly starts moving. The shadow using the suit evilly laughs...

Elsewhere, a pod in space begins to glow. Inside, Jay begins to reawaken after hundreds of years.