Cooking with Thantrick

Today, Thantrick is going to teach us some of his favorite recipes! One of them includes getting a new microwave in advance, as the old one might break down after.

Thantrick and Amos' Very Delectable Off-Brand "Peach Cobbler"

Things you need: Asteroids (palm-sized), mac-and-cheese, aluminum foil (to wrap around the asteroid)

1. Chuck in the microwave and turn it to max heat and keep it going until the microwave explodes; your whole house's power is fried.

2. Let the destroyed microwave sit for a minute before using a hydraulic arm to retrieve the remains.

3. Enjoy! Note that humans eating this will instantly get vaporized.

4. Replace the old microwave with a new one; also your power supply needs fixing, and you have created a gravitational singularity that will consume your planet.

Octagon chips with cheese beans and salsa - exclusive gamer's mix.

Nectar of the Deities - all sweet things in your house put in one cup. You might overdose on that good poison.

Ambrosia of Ofs - Made by Ofs, it is said to have the greatest savory taste of all.

Mango Mystery Mix: (Ice cream - E)

Two cups of mango (diced and peeled)

One teaspoon of light brown sugar

One cup of vanilla ice cream

One half cup of low fat skim milk

Uh... How to put these together...