The Multiverse of Lore (and other stories)

By: Ethan, Matt, Ayan, Hank, Yash, Joe, Remy, and Vincent. Inspiration taken from many real-life events.

Ethan - Created the whole story, and is only using 1% of his full power currently. Always busy with ideas.

With Matt, he founded the greatest company in the world- Salamander and Iguana Records Inc. and Co.

Matt - Second in command 1.2. May be Ethan's best friend. Maybe??? Hmm... yes. Also known as Latte.

Ayan - Second in command 2.2. He's useful. He's also distracting... (sometimes...) but still a good friend.

Created the greatest company in Ayan's multiverse, Pillow Inc and Co Incorporated. An okay workplace.

Hank - The tank. (deer hunter) In charge of punctuation, (Hank is AFK) meaning Ethan does all the work.

Yash - “Yish”, the helpful idea(s) creator. He likes spinning chairs and his brand-new light-up headphones.

Joe - Joe-Joe! Also Super-Hook, a superhero. He likes gaming and cookies. Not much else besides that.

Remy - Second in command 1.4. Powerful wizard who can control the elements. An expert dragon tamer.

Has a duplicate, Remy-CLASH, (Robotic Eagleye Managerial Y-Class Cyborg L-Series Androidal Super Humanoid). He shares Remy's mind and can speak telepathically with him. He can also teleport to Remy wherever he is. (Eagleye means that he has magical powers which help him see into other dimensions.)

Vincent - Introduced later on, one of Ethan and Bagel’s most steadfast allies. Has brief foresight powers.

Bagel’s speed and Falco’s healing powers complement Vincent’s stealth powers well, they are a team!!!

Bagel - Ethan's Pomeranian cyborg sentry dog. He can turn into all tech he sees. He fights P and is cute.

Falco - Matt's big cyborg doberman. The most loyal dog in the universe. (Design and idea by Matt only.)

Mr Ancona - The villain/anti-hero/hero/good person/neutral dude. He has a bunch of evil clones... Why?

The Narrator - The most powerful being ever (he creates memes and destroys them) Came from memes.

The Turtle - One of the most powerful beings. It can still turn back into Earth-0. Mainly designed by Yash.

Deer - There are loads of them! They are still important. Idea from Hank, Matt, and Joe. Mostly it's Hank.

MANCM - MR ANCONA NEW CINEMATIC MULTIVERSE! (Name by Ayan and Bagel.) Bagel is a puppy.

Earth-1111 - It is the physical representation of the living universe. It was made from Earth-0 OG Canon.

Earth-0 OG Canon - This one became the Turtle of Power and all the other earths. Then it returned again!

Earth-0 - This is the restored form of Earth-0 OG Canon. It can turn into a very big and dangerous sword.

Earth-1 - Utopian Earth. Earths 0-5 protect Earth 1111, the prototype template for all the different Earths.

Earth-2 - Specializes in electronics, manufacturing, and delivery. (services) Every (legal) job exists there.

Earth-3 - Produces things for mining and explosive objects due to the special giant underground factory.

Earth-4 - Clone of the second (numbered) Earth. A travel and shopping hub. Few lights, always daytime.

Earth-5 - Clone of the third (numbered) Earth. A storage unit. Freeze-stores new tech and some people.

Earth-6 - Origin of all hacks ever. It's a prime market for young meme makers and aspiring new hackers.

Earth-7 - A video game world. You can respawn here. It’s strange in terms of its sideways orbit and rings.

Earth-8 - A world in eternal night. Its sun is in a Dyson sphere, so it's gone. It orbits around a black hole.

Earth-9 - The inhabitants are good at tool making. An experiment made their moon disappear into a void.

Earth-10 - There are infinite numbered Earths besides this one. Access the multiverse from a portal here.

Earth-(500/-500) - Two halves of two Earths stuck together. Walking from one side to the other is allowed.

Earth-88 - Deer planet, it later has a giant laser. Also called Earth-Bald. Has the best internet connection.

Earth-9999 - Backup world, still being updated. Covered in lasers. It also is a giant new energy battery!!!

Earth-12345678910123 - The (electronic radar) scans have driven people crazy. They make teleporters.

Earth-101010101010 - It's a giant, shiny, metallic city, has engines, and has many special/unique portals.

Earth-Infinity - All the Earths got merged into this in the future. It exists in (yet another) alternate timeline.

Earth-0123456789 - Lots of Canon there. It's the largest and grandest Earth; it has the best celebrations.

Earth-10.5 - The origin of Transmetalamium. Therefore, a mass-scale mining operation is going on there!

The Moon - A strategic base. Used as a research lab. Many (brand-new) time machines were built there.

Mars - Loads of stuff happens there. Its red surface gets blown to bits (Ka-boom!) or something like that.

Orthanos III - Vacation/bartering planet, with secret underwater bases and a strong new planetary shield.

Titanus - Massive planet that is inhabited by Titans. Matt, being a powerful titan prince, is from this planet.

Earth-0.1 - A small pocket dimension. Home to nanobots. It has a powerful cloaking device installed on it.

Earth-(-0.1) - The entry point to the Negative Realm. The wormhole there is still stable for now. Possibly.

Earth-(-1) - Supposedly where Ayan's main base (copied universes) is. It's a multiverse of its own. Scary.

Earth - It's the real world. The primary universe. All the writers call this green, medium sized world home.

Earth-Earth - Home of the multiversal internet server. It's also the source of all the creativity in the world.

Earth-Meme - The origin of every meme ever. Can be accessed through an Earth-Earth portal only. Quiet.

Earth-Blob - It's covered in slime. Its many alien fish-like inhabitants don't seem to mind that at all though.

The Youtuber Realm (Remy's, wait for further developments.) It's not the internet realm. That is different.

The Negative Realm - Supposedly very dangerous. Not exactly meant for visiting. Scans are inconclusive.

The Dark Universe - The evil counterpart of Ethan's Earth-1111 multiverse time-space continuum. Danger.

Prologue below. (Please read it, I mean it. Nobody understands anything without the context. So read it.)

(I’m sorry if the punctuation and tenses are somewhat inaccurate, as the story was transported through time travel and is constantly being edited. In addition, this tale spans over trillions (and more) of years.)

Prologue: (All rights reserved. Copyrighted, 2022. Also, patented. Be prepared for long sections of text.)

(My work is done. Goodbye. Please go read the page below. It’s your only hope for understanding... -???)

Recording started. I don't have much time. I hope I'm recording myself and sending this to the right being. All of this document was found in a strange alien device in my yard that was dropped there one day when an unknown alien ship named the USS Horizon exploded due to being melted by a laser. No bodies were found, and the craft mostly disintegrated, with a computer being the only known thing that survived. The console contained information about the future and the rest of the multiverse, which exists. Somehow, the language/controls/instructions were set to English. When the government found out, the president tried to hide this information. However, due to a hacker, the information was found and copied/transferred once, before the authorities arrived. Luckily, the printer was in a different, remote location. Upon discovering this wealth of technology, stories, and blueprints, an unknown person decided to share the information with his/her friends. The data transfer failed, and instead, the data gained sentience, made websites of itself all over the internet, and is now trying to contact its creator. I, the Curator, am just an ordinary human who found this hidden website on the internet. I am sharing it with you, since I can't build a spaceship or portal generator myself. Hopefully, this little collection will find its way to someone who will use the information enclosed to help the world. Or, if you are just one of those casual readers, treat this like your typical piece of fiction and then read it. That's all the time I have. Hope the aliens don't find you. I don't know if they are hostile or not, but they are (very) advanced. This log contacted me to see if I could help it after it gained sentience, since it used to be part of the ship's main computer AI. I also got a mysterious email that only said, "Thank you for cooperating". The email then self-deleted. As the log information entity slowly repairs itself, it gives me more information to discover. I can't use it. Instead, I'm sending it to you. I'm in and from a different reality, which is the reason why I could decode so much information, and I'm slowly publishing this information, which could be important to the alien beings, in case they time travel back to this place to recover the information and repair/restore the old time-space continuum. I also added my own collection of my knowledge and some comments to help you decipher this strange information better, though, it may be possible that I am not the only being who has edited these records. There may be some discrepancies in events and punctuation due to changes in the time-space continuum, but this should be readable. Hope you can try to contact the MANCM soon. There is an ominous-looking light outside my window... Could it be? It is! It's the aliens. Are they here for the data? Wait, it's the government! They’re here to confiscate the information and arrest me! Sending information to all selected users. The automatic outdoor defense system has been breached ! Stay safe, and good luck, while I set this place to self destruct. Farewell! I’m definitely not an alternate version of Ethan, and you have no reason to think so at all! Now, to see if this message was sent... It worked! I'm getting out of here! Hope I can survive! Later, readers! Transmission ended. This doc is one of the few sources of True Canon, unless it's the backup doc, which is always the right official Canon. Added later: Pre-reading/editing notes: If you are a reader: This is a collection of nice stories for your enjoyment. I hope you will have fun reading this! All rights are owned by the new Ethan's Enterprising Book Writers Association. If you are an editor: Don't delete or copy the stuff in here. This is not the only source of data. Other alien machines may have been scattered throughout the multiverse on different Earths, and others may also release this data. Any data otherwise may be corrupted, but if not, then you can consider it Canon. (Like Ayan's parallel universe, now the Ayan multiverse, the Ayanverse.) Reader's notes: Canon events of Earth-0 OG Canon, Earth 1, Earth 2, Earth 3, Earth 4, and Earth 5, and other Earths in the multiverse(s), pre-timeline damage. All the Earths technically have “OG Canon” after them for differentiation from other timelines. MANCM stands for “Mr Ancona's New Cinematic Multiverse”, no matter what others say. Just ask the “site” for anything you need. (Do it. Oh boy... So much content!!!) Editor's notes: Don't steal Ethan's inventions. Ayan's world is in another timestream/multiverse, different from this one. His universe is referred to with negative numbers in front of their Earths, and he does vice versa, because Ayan considers his world to be Canon, and this one to be a fake. (Update: It’s unknown if this attitude persists. It would be logical to assume there’s still enmity over this old conflict, which needs a definitive end. Ethan did his best to equally create this universe and provide credit for all.) His Earth-0 is the normal world (reader's world), and this universe's Earth-0 OG Canon is part of the MANCM universe. (Patented?) This world has been copyrighted. Failing to comply will result in legal action and prosecution. Hopefully, this story still continues to be published long after I am gone. After all, it will serve as my (only) legacy. Enjoy the story! Someday, you may be the caretaker of this multiverse! - The Narrator, (?/?/) 2021. (At the time of this message, he was in the far past before his own creation due to time travel.) Under this is a page of (not skippable) explanations, important to the plot. Ethan and his team may sometimes have induced amnesia for parts of the story, so they forget stuff occasionally, though their memory is supposed to be perfect. Context later on. Canon: How real an event or object or person or thing is; a form of energy. Structure of multiversal timeline: Main Earth-1111 multiverse (a long, large plane), surrounded by multiple parallel branches (universes) Some used to contain the MANCM Earths. (Earths 0, 1, 2, and so on, some of which got moved to the Earth-1111 timeline) Some of the smaller tunnels lead out into other universes, where the non-MANCM merged or governed Earths are located. Certain hazardous tunnels are isolated.

The origin story for the multiverse: Designation: Alpha-2846, Vector-Universe, Loop-Era, Ver. 7935, #9. Final attempt for avatar creation. One being turned to another, who was hunched over a computer screen. Another being pressed a button. On a small platform in front of the beings, a figure began to materialize. It was Ethan. He looked around him and then noticed the titanic beings standing in front of him. One being in the back gasped. “We did it! We made an avatar!” Cheering erupted in the small room. Then, in a glass chamber behind everyone, a small book materialized. On its cover was written the words “The Creative Timeline Record”. One of the beings began to speak. “We are the Exalted Ones. We have brought you here to help us. We know your very impressive record of actions, including when you almost accessed our realm. You also destroyed your Earth.” Ethan stared in shock. The being continued to speak. “Don't worry, we repaired the damage done to your planet and added some... modifications. You will assemble a team of heroes of your choosing, and head forth into the world to defeat the evil forces that will attack this multiverse and prevent us from fulfilling our duties. In return, you will have new powers, and eventually, freedom and 5G wifi. You just have to do us a few favors. For example, you need to first unify the world of Earth-0 OG Canon, where you will spawn. Then, you will later be able to expand out into the multiverse.” Ethan nodded in assent, and turned to 7 platforms behind him. “I assume these will summon my friends?” Another figure made a thumbs-up gesture. Ethan looked down at himself. He was in a simple shirt and pants. He looked up at the beings again. “I think I'll need some accessories in order to do my job.” A third being rumbled, “Give him the Canon Power. He should be able to use it if the powers we gave him work properly.” Ethan closed his eyes and searched around in his brain. First, he found a mental map labeled “Open later.” He brushed the thought aside and then concentrated. Suddenly, he began to levitate. Then, he turned his attention to some glowing orbs to his left, which he realized was the Canon Power. Though he had never seen it before, Ethan realized that he somehow knew what it was. A fourth figure whispered, “Should we let him know he has telekinesis and an in-brain dictionary?” Another figure in the crowd turned and shushed the fourth being. Ethan focused on the orbs, which began to shake. Then the orbs whizzed towards Ethan and began forming a sphere around him. Several beings cried out in shock. Energy bolts began zigzagging around the room, and then all of them focused into one beam, which all flew into the glowing sphere. The sphere collapsed in on itself, revealing a figure who was now completely covered in Transmetal I armor. Ethan grinned. The armor instantly rearranged itself into the form he wanted. Ethan realized he needed a new weapon, since he was going to be fighting a lot of evil monsters. (Somehow) Sensing Ethan's thoughts, the first figure spoke once more. “I did not tell you my name. I am Originator. These are my closest allies, the Exalted Ones. We will now give you your team. First, you must choose your accessory. It will then respond to you and you only.” Ethan turned to his right, and noticed a long row of strange accessories. Ethan didn't really need a shield, as he did have teleportation, warpgating, and minor portal-generation powers. The incredibly powerful Transmetalnamium armor would protect Ethan from most attacks. Ethan suddenly realized he could unlock different levels of power, which would change him into different forms, and also that he knew how to use all the weapons on the rack. The second figure asked, “What will you use?” Ethan said nothing. Instead, he turned behind him, where a glowing rod was plugged into a pedestal. “That is a new and experimental technology, but it is not stable. It's not ready for use yet, for nobody can handle it,” said the third being. Ethan materialized a shell from the Canon orbs left over and concentrated his focus on the rod, interfacing with it by using Canon. The rod turned into a ruler shape, surrounded by bright Canon. “I can work with this!” Ethan spun the ruler around a few times and shrunk it until it fit inside a slot on his right sleeve. He stuffed some Canon into the left slot. In shock and impressed by the demonstration of power, the figures turned to talk to each other for a bit. As they did so, Ethan noticed the book in the glass chamber behind him. Turning around, Ethan tried to open the book. He pried on it until he accidentally pressed a button labeled “Power Release”. The book began to open... A grid of thin, harmless, red beams scanned Ethan, confirming his unique vocabulariness and canonicity. “Avatar confirmed. Opening book.” Originator cried out in surprise, rushing over and slamming the book shut. A few pages fluttered out. Before anyone could react, the pages whizzed away into a portal of their own making and vanished. They formed an alternate universe, and inside was the Curator, as the pages had scanned Ethan as a host. They replicated him, turning into the basis for a new alternate universe that was somehow somewhere “above” the main multiverse. Ignoring it, Originator again spoke. “Don't touch the book. Just find out why we even exist, and that will be your first additional side mission.” Ethan turned to his pad. “So, I need to take out some warlords and establish a base. Not too hard, right?” He clapped his hands together, and the pad began to glow. “Ok, I'll set a time delay on the pads... Then, Matt, Ayan, Yash, Hank, and Joe should appear somewhere near me. I'll mentally send some messages to Bagel and Remy to tell them they’ll materialize on a different continent for... scouting purposes. Thank you, Exalted Ones. We won't fail you.” The first Exalted One seemed to briefly smile. “I know you won’t...” Then, all the pads glowed. Ethan closed his eyes. He felt a teleporting sensation. He was materializing on Earth-0 OG Canon. Ethan felt the vast new realm before him and smiled. A horse next to him neighed. “Let's see this new world...” As his friends began to materialize nearby, Ethan looked up. Meanwhile, Originator felt the soon-to-be presence of many cosmic beings... and took special notice of the one named “Mr Ancona”...

(This is the explanation for the whole story. You can (not) skip it if you want, but it’s extremely necessary.) Contact Ethan in case of any found story discrepancies. All of this part of the story is set in the Ultra Era. In a multiverse very different from ours... Some time, long ago, when the Big Bang happened, there was multiversal flux due to “high amounts of dark energy and dark matter”, and alternate universes eventually formed. All of them were linked by portals. One “universe” (multiverse) was created (by the Exalted Ones) slightly above the rest of the alternate universes to protect them. Meme energy came into existence from a white hole. Ethan, Matt, Ayan, Yash, Hank, and Joe were the first to appear in this world. A chair came into existence. Ayan decided to sit on it until the Ping Pong Arc. The purple and blue chairs spawned in Mr Ancona's classroom. Creativity (some diffused true Canon left by the Exalted Ones) entered the world. Deer began to spawn. Technology and strange creatures filled the different realms. Plot and chair armor were made by Ethan and Ayan. A computer got punched. A whole planet made of Transmetalnamium I (1) was found. The internet was created by multiversal Martian aliens. The Monarch Experience Podcast was founded by Mr Ancona, but it fell into disuse. Thantrick and Orthodontist Amos lived peacefully until a virus came along. A wraith, P found his way into Mr Ancona's classroom and hid in the ceiling. The new Order of the Plot Wielders was founded, and the Egg Cult hid in a cloud city. The power of the plot and story convenience appeared. Many ancient artifacts were lost. Hank established the Order of the Pencil Wielders, Yash bought his first chromebook, Matt met Hank and they became (best) friends, Joe got his depression for the first time, Ayan accidentally wrecked the whole school with a newly sharpened pencil, and Ethan started recording the history of the universe as he did stuff with the newly named MANCM. Mr Ancona clones started randomly appearing all across the world as the real Mr Ancona vanished. Almost every universe had its own Earth. One of these Earths, referred to as Earth-0 OG Canon, was governed by the council of the MANCM (Mr Ancona's New Cinematic Multiverse) Council of Worlds, formed after 6 (later 8 and more) unique individuals (Matt, Ethan, Hank, Joe, Ayan, Yash) put their minds together and discovered the existence of the multiverse and a turtle (supposedly the most powerful being ever), using it to expand their flourishing world (creating or colonizing planets) under the banner of peace and justice for everyone. Later, one of the councilors (Ayan, still in his chair) formed his own world, using Earth-0 OG Canon as a template. He did come back to help out, so he's not that bad. This status is questionable, but it's fair enough. The first civil war broke out. However, when evil reared its head, the MANCM was forced to come together again, take up arms against malicious forces, and reveal its existence to other worlds, taking a more prominent role in inter-universal politics/drama. The MANCM had to secretly militarize its planets. Agents were dispatched to protect the universe, and the multiversal barrier was put up. Many evil beings tried to destroy the multiverses many times. True Canon got invented, and false Canon as well... Irrelevant memes vanished, and being uncanonical was a trend briefly... Remy appeared at some point, and the Vinvy memes rose and fell... Tyrants and feuding warlords battled over Earth-0 OG Canon until one being appeared. This being was called the Watcher, and he assisted the council to unify Earth-0 OG Canon, bringing peace at last. Then, the Watcher rose up and vanished into the bright sky, watching over the MANCM multiverse from an extradimensional world in space... Later... Remy joined the MANCM as Ethan's most trusted advisor. Ethan founded many companies and made many gadgets to aid him in his quest to find and guard the (one) true Canon. Powerful artifacts found their way into the hands of multiple owners across the universe. Powerful forces of evil began plotting to destroy the universe. The multiversal wall was put up. The universal river was installed. The Canon Floodgates were assembled, and the True Canon Shield generator was put into storage on Earth-MANCM... The Curator awakened in an alternate multiverse. Memes were infused into the internet at the main center, also known as the router. The power of Full Canon traumatized Matt so much he started calling everything overrated (underrated later on). Half Canon was introduced by Ethan. Ayan became a Canon master. Joe ascended to a negative dimension and got a load of new powers, such as his Trace, Joejoe. Yash took on the mantle of Grim Reaper, adding light-up headphones and a new scythe, sent back in time from Earth-Infinity after Yash placed his order in a time capsule... Hank assembled an army of sentient pencils, and an evil Mr Ancona clone met the first deer... (!!!) The MANCM later went to the region of the MMMS underground continent called Mr Ancona's classroom. Mr Ancona (a clone) was actually evil! The timeline got to current events. Let the story of the MANCM begin! (The origin story for the multiverse was chronologically set before this short little passage, about a month earlier. Some inspiration comes from many various real life events. Ayan's world is set in a parallel universe and it's Half Canon.) True Canon: The best Canon form and the most powerful energy. False Canon: Untrue Canon. Still powerful, but can corrupt its wielders. The Exalted Ones studied it a lot. Min Canon: Little is known about it. It is less powerful than the Max Canon. Max Canon: The second most important of all the types of Canon. Full Canon: Refined from the Half Canon, it's generally referred to as Canon. The MANCM uses this the most. Half Canon: It is possibly real Canon; it fades in and out of many realities. The concept is... very intriguing. Essentially, these energies formed the multiverse and all of its infinite variations. The multiverse Ethan and his allies inhabit is known as the Earth-1111 timeline. It is a universe that is above... all of the individual multiverses... and actions in Earth-1111 can drastically alter, create, or destroy other timelines... This... was the large, unexplored, and wonderful MANCM multiverse...

Generation 1: MANCM

Chapter 1: Volume 1, Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5

Volume 1: The Do Now Arc, Ping Pong Arc, and Ancona Battle Arc

The Do Now Arc, aka Hank vs a Giant Deer:

On Earth-0 OG Canon, the original timeline: (The classrooms have now become class-realms, which are actually different areas on Earth-0 OG Canon. This note was left by the Narrator. You’ll get it... later on.) The “Do Now” collection, the tales that chronicled the beginning years of this fledgling world, right before the MANCM was founded: Mr Ancona, the teacher, hired a deer that pummeled Hank, who was frolicking into the woods while sharpening his pencil. (Ow. Hank comes back to school the next day, don't worry.) Mr Ancona sent (in) a (dinosaur-sized deer) that roared, broke the ceiling, charged across the room and rammed into Hank and sent him (screaming, cartwheeling, and) wheeling to the moon, while the whole class sat and watched like the scene was a movie. (This is a joke, next is the dino-deer's (Who evolved into deer-zilla!) cousin, because somehow, Hank got/teleported back from the moon.) Mr Ancona hosted an arena match between Hank and his always-sharpened pencils and a massive deer with sharpened antlers, who started yelling in English for the fire alarm. (Which means the match starts.) Hank pulled out two giant sword-shaped pencils, which was the best scene ever. Ethan started to take out popcorn and enjoy the view. The fire alarm rings. The match starts and the contestants charge forward. The deer gets hospitalized because Hank turned on his creative mode. Hank wins this time. To be continued... again. (Hank turns to his rival and former teacher, Mr Ancona.) Mr Ancona, the great and wonderful commander of jokes, was fleeing because he was being chased by Hank and his sentient pencil army. Mr Ancona, an expert joke maker, managed to escape into the woods, but ran into Hank the frolicker there. (Now begins the intermediate section of the beginning storyline, and at this point the do nows ended, and the council was formed. The big story arcs began.) (Mr Ancona flees to some other distant remote forest outside of school and hides in his bunker.) He hires some new deer and upgrades them, but Hank slices them apart with ease because he has plot armor, which is basically unbeatable in these stories. Mr Ancona creates the first deer cloning facilities, which allow Mr Ancona to create more deer. (Around this time, the MANCM (Newly formed, first 6 members) finally managed to unify Earth-0 OG Canon under a single government thanks to the old Watcher, who then flew away into the sky. The Watcher got fired not long after due to failing his job (and breaking the wifi local tower). His last transmission was that an ancient evil had caught him... Extra lore: It’s possible to enter other multiverses, known by the MANCM as individual universes. The MANCM has the power to (alter, reset, merge, and) change the universes it encompasses in many ways. Also, it appears to be possible to bring characters from those branch universes into the Earth-1111 world. (Some deer betrayed their master, and Earth-0 OG Canon blew up in a big kaboom (Supernatural reasons, aka the Watcher trying to cultivate the world into a new group of assistants for him, but he blew up the sun instead by accident. Somehow, everyone was fine.) becoming Earth-1111, which is the main Earth, along with all the different Earths featured in this story, because the multiverse started to branch off into different realities) Now, there’s an evil terminator deer! This deer also attacks Hank, but it comes with rocket boosters, swords for horns, lasers, wifi, and free will. This deer (its programming was so advanced it gained full sentience) later chases after Mr Ancona in the woods with “PEW PEW” noises for enslaving his cousins and forcing them to fight, while Ethan watches. Hank only gets some ice from the nurse even though Hank is badly hurt. (He forgot to turn on his plot armor. This was caused by a new Ancona clone.) Hank freed the mechadeer from its orders (he caught it and reprogrammed it) and fed it grass, taming it. 

The Ping Pong Arc: On Earth-5 (A copy of Earth-3) After Hank temporarily won the battle, Matt overhears about Mr Ancona's defeat and goes to "avenge" him in a game of online google pong against Hank. (Matt just wanted to beat Hank.) During flex, after lunch, Matt, who is a brilliant, undefeated Google ping pong player that has trained his entire life (only 5 minutes, lol), journeys far to the other side of the school and challenges Hank. The duel begins! Best of 5 rounds is the winner. Hank kneels down next to the desk and prepares his fingers for keyboard spamming. Matt sits in the chair in front of the computer. Matt wins 10/9 first round. Then, 10/8 the next round. At this point, Ethan and Ayan, (MANCM founding council members, Ayan was on the chair since the Big Bang, and Ethan just arrived) showed up in the classroom (Ancona Land) to watch the 3rd, 4th, and 5th rounds. Hank had lost two rounds. Ayan pressures Matt to let Hank sit in the seat, and Hank wins 6/10! It turns out chair armor is better than plot armor. (Ethan screams in frustration in the background) Hank wins again 8/10, and then a final intense round starts! (Extreme, but yet so hilarious.) Hank and Matt both give it their best, blocking each other's shots again and again, and slowly the points rise to 9/9. Finally Ethan and Ayan suddenly yell “Distraction!” Matt's hand slips as he turns around to yell at Ethan, but then, he realizes that he made a big mistake. Hank wins the 5th round, and Matt gets sad and leaves, hoping to get a rematch later. Ethan and Ayan let the CPUs battle because they are bored, and one wins! It's the most intense battle ever, but then, one of them wins first. The end?

The Ping Pong Arc: Rematch

Mr Ancona returns to menace Hank again... (Matt's own version of events isn't fully accurate (at all), so it was deleted from this book of stories.) Rematch!!!!! On Earth-4 (a copy of Earth-2) So, Matt faces Hank in a practice round, because why not? Matt sits on the right, Hank on the left. Hank loses by one point. Now the real rounds begin, best out of five and set to fast mode. It is an intense match that has Matt on the left and Hank on the right, Hank wins 8/10, right when the flex song (“Overstory Hugelovana”, if I remember correctly) hits the good part!!! Sitting on the right helps any player. Second official round!!! Hank is beating Matt so badly now that he's on the right! Matt catches up. However, Hank still wins 8-10 again. (This is not going to be good drama if he wins 3-0) Matt's title and WWE belt is at stake, the final round begins. Yash (aka Yish), not far off in the distance, starts humming Mega Destroyer Siblings music. (Or, maybe it was Ethan. Who knows?) Matt wins 10/7. This could be a comeback by Matt! (Almost at the end!!!) 4th round. Matt leads by two points, but Hank suddenly wins!!! So in the best out of five games, Hank wins three of them already! He takes the title of ultimate Pong Player and the WWE belt! Hank, the Destroyer of (many) Worlds, and Hank the Tank! He takes a pencil and pokes Matt in triumph! Hank has won the final round of the Ultra-Mighty-Y-Cube-Entertainment Depot-Flip-Ninetenders crossover ping-pong multiplayer real-time campaign! Matt hides his face in his hands while Hank goes on a wild frolicking victory dance while a deer chases him and Ethan hunts the (not) imaginary deer, yelling, “Come back here right now! Don't pummel Hank! If you do, you're not Canon!” (Ethan caught the deer and sealed it away in a box. It will return later.) Matt, of course, demands a rematch, so he drags Hank over again. (The rematch is changed to a match against Ethan.) Yash plays his video games and Ayan thinks about wrecking the story because Ethan's chromebook ran out of internet, but Ethan went, “This is not ‘okie dokie’ ” and almost powered off Ayan's chromebook. (So nothing of value was lost. That’s a good resolution, right?) Time for a rematch: Versus Ethan, who will play a pong game against Matt! Matt starts off strong, at 9-2 tensions are high, but Ethan uses the amazing tactic of control-w taught by the immortal class pet turtle (of power) and wins! So Hank keeps his title and coffin music plays in Matt's head. He demands another rematch for tomorrow, claiming he will win. In the far future, Ethan lent the retconner to Matt, who made himself the winner of the match. Matt and Hank are still friends, just very (extremely) competitive friends. Retconners will be explained later on. The end of the Ping Pong Arc. (The Ancona Battle Arc starts... Next is the rematch of Hank and Mr Ancona on Earth-88!!!) When Mr Ancona decided to battle Hank again, suddenly, Hank's pencil (one of hundreds) snapped! Ayan provides a blunt pencil and Ethan gives Hank a powered up sharpener (rated 5/5 stars by Matt). With Hank's power, the pencil becomes a powerful new variable sword!!! (It changes length. Insert some epic anime battle music here.) Hank flicks his hand, and the pencil extends across the room at Mr Ancona, who blocks it with a Broncos poster! (Then, the real battle begins!) Mr Ancona rapidly counterattacks by throwing his (Broncos) shirt across the room, but Hank dices it apart with ease with his new pencil. Then the pencil rotates and begins to rapidly fire little projectiles at Mr Ancona who sends in the mini deer army. Deer versus pencil match! Ready, set, go! An intense battle ensues, with casualties on both sides. Then, a new (identical to the old one) deer-zilla wearing Mr Ancona's WWE belt comes in through the window roaring and shooting “Broncos!!!” posters everywhere. Hundreds of pencils assemble into a mech suit, Hank gets in, and an intense wrestling match starts, ending when Hank throws the deer to the center of the Earth, where the deer burns/cooks and comes back up as a roasted chicken. It's just science! (Fiction.) Until next time/do now. (Additional data for later: Earth-88 is an additional base outside of this world in the deer timeline. In the underground of that deer-infested world, there is an abandoned base utilizing alien parts gained from the Raid Area 51 For Real event in an alternate 2030.) POV: Some student got yelled at for wearing pink on Monday and not Wednesday, because apparently, she was only supposed to wear pink on Wednesday. (In evil Mr Ancona’s dreams:) Hank decides to commandeer Mr Ancona's armies. (This will not work again after this, as Mr Ancona made a new type/species of deer in real life that’s more loyal to him afterwards.) Having succeeded, he chases after Mr Ancona, who hides in a closet and leaves a note that says “On lunch break”. Hank, being unable to find him, says: “You win this round. Not next time...” (Then, Hank goes to the next class, and his many other adventures are unknown to me, the narrator of this long tale. He collected thousands of pencils and trinkets on his journeys through the hallways, and they are displayed in the halls of his mansion. (All the council members have their own mansions! Remember this important fact for later on!!!) Note: Most of these events are due to the evil Mr Ancona clone being evil and causing chaos, and also... For some reason... This world has (seriously) too many gateways leading to Ayan's world that need to be sealed.) There was a breach during lunch, and the students flooded through the corridors and into the classrooms, destroying everything in their path. Mr Ancona gave a half-clap to a student who got a question fully (and completely) correct. Then, he had a bad day because someone let him win in a rock-paper-scissors match. He got minor long-term permanent depression for a bit. (That someone was Ethan, using experimental dream-invasion technology, but, of course, Mr Ancona will never admit it. Don’t ask him, or he might throw the stuffed lion on the top of one of his tall shelves at you... Something like that. It hasn’t happened to the team yet, but for your safety... Everyone knows the monologue... right?! Be back later, bye!) The end of the Ancona Battle Arc for now.

The Multiversal Wars

(The Multiversal Wars begin! Also known as infinite copyright strikes. The Ancona Battle Arc continues. The following events now mostly take place on Earth-1, one of the many composite components of the new protective barrier protecting the Earth-1111 timeline from dangerous outside forces...) The original deer (which first attacked Hank) fled to a parallel universe. Ethan gave Hank a portal generator for finding it. Hank ended up in a world where everything (except air, grass, fertilizer, dirt, and space) was a deer... and went deer hunting. A few days later, Ethan used his admin superuser skills (powers) to look at the population of that universe... It's zero. (The original deer and many other deer were saved by Mr Ancona without Hank's knowledge. Ethan knew, but forgot/purposely didn't tell Hank. Note: You may have seen that there is no period after “Mr”. This is not a typo, as it is Mr Ancona’s unique title. It is his real name!!! Everyone addresses him as such, so it is quite likely his “real” name.) Hank reappears in Ethan's office with a grin on his face, but Ethan starts yelling at him for universe population abuse. Mr Ancona, still really angry at Hank for “hacking” and beating his so-called “super-powered mechadeer” (months ago), attacks Hank with sixty-four unpassable tests (and a new deer army) in one day. Unable to solo them by himself, Hank calls for backup. (Hurray, a big team event.) The MANCM has to unite again after their ping pong civil war. The current council (of not-ancient warriors) consists of Ethan, Ayan, Hank, Matt, Yash, and Joe. Ayan does the searching. (Said Ayan when he recalled the events.) First, Ayan and Ethan find Matt, quite remarkably hidden behind the (still human-scale) chromebook cart, busy putting more and more post-its on Mr Ancona's two Broncos Jerseys. (There are... millions there now...) They drag him to the temporary MANCM base (2 small desks in another class-realm.) Hank is on Earth-88, destroying one of Mr Ancona's alternate universe deer armies. They have to get the person mentioned many times before, Ethan, as he just went to go get a drink of water. Hank grabs Joe to help, as he is the teacher of the Turtle of Power, or simply the Turtle. Joe teaches martial arts and how to deal with sadness. He comes flying down on top of the Turtle of Power and tells everyone that the Turtle is the reincarnation of Earth-0 OG Canon. (Early on, Earth imploded/exploded/melted/shattered when the sun was “accidentally rapidly aged” because of the new Watcher, who was trying to use this universe as a sandbox. It felt bad, so it/he/they built the first new Earth, Earth-1111, in the Earth-1111 multiverse with a special artifact, the button of copy and paste, which he later dropped somewhere else, which continued to make hundreds of new Earths before stopping after a minute.) Everyone thought that Earth-0 OG Canon had just only turned into all (most of) the Earths, but fragments combined into a multiversal being (called Earth-0, but renamed the Turtle by Yash) found and trained by Joe. Everyone puts on plot armor. Ethan gears up with a winged jetpack and gets enchanted speedrun swords. As the MANCM charge through the massive gates (the classroom is now thousands of times bigger), Mr Ancona grabs an ordinary (OG) coffee mug and turns it into the invincible green cup. On Mr Ancona’s command, a deer steps forward, fusing itself with a nearby phone and a convenient lizard, becoming Mecha-Deer-Zilla (MDZ), which roars! Everyone screams and flees, but the MANCM stands their ground. Hank launches lethal pencil-arrows from twin armor-mounted crossbows, while his pencil army charges and faces a new batch of deer. Ethan starts speed-running (using the jetpack to speed up) and melee-attacking the beast with his two enchanted speedrun swords. Yash unleashes his sonic shock waves (“Be quiet!”) at MDZ's armored feet while Joe uses “Reverse” cards to deflect Mr Ancona's attacks. The Turtle fires lasers, while Matt fires ping pong balls from his back-mounted computer. (Generates the projectiles, and Matt hits them with a paddle to speed them up.) Ayan uses meme weapons and post-its to battle Mr Ancona, but all of a sudden, the Broncos charge into the battlefield! (Coaches, players, shirts, and all!) Arjun, Sameer, Barry, and Hoot (the latter two are from the Unity and Lamborghini universe; now merged with the Earth-1111 timeline) show up in a blue Bugatti and Arjun (Arjun and Sameer from “2019”, they’re getting tributes) starts running posters over! Mr Ancona screams and throws his invincible cup, but it misses and gets stuck in the ground. Barry and Hoot fire off spells, but MDZ is unharmed, so Hank gets in his pencil mech suit, but MDZ sets it on fire, and Hank is forced to eject. Ethan calls a Beginning Lizard, and Matt throws a spare paddle. Sameer manages the car’s thrusters and blasters, while Arjun runs stuff over. (Whee! Copyrighted “Kart” in real life! Come buy it for $9.99 at your local store!) MDZ fires a beam over a few blocks (the class-realm has a city), forcing everyone to dodge, except for Ethan, who leaps on the beam and starts speed-running. He starts slashing at MDZ’s neck when he lands. (It's really effective, but the swords break.) MDZ steps on Ayan and squishes him. Hank switches to pencil swords and goes to battle Mr Ancona one-on-one. Matt is still ping-ponging projectiles off MDZ's metal hide. Joe sits atop the Turtle as it runs people over like a top, and Yash kneels over Ayan's flattened body and tries/fails to inflate him again with an air pump. Yash gets depressed. He takes out a black hole vacuum cleaner and starts sucking up all of the remaining merchandise monsters. The Bugatti turns into a robot and delivers a rocket fist to MDZ’s face. At the same time, Ethan takes his ruler out and fires off a massive Canon laser beam. Mecha-deer-zilla is defeated! Mr Ancona and the surviving deer escape through a very convenient human-sized tunnel. Mr Ancona knows he has been defeated today, but he will return... The end... ???

The end of Volume 1

Volume 2: The Multiverse Event, The Unrelated Stories, the Time Heist Trilogy, and some Extra Stories

The Multiverse Event:

Before the timeline was slightly changed: After the battle, Mr Ancona (the evil clone) escaped to a distant moon of a destroyed Earth-1111 from an alternate universe where he created a moonbase and a plan to destroy Hank “by accident”. As he is building his base, a mysteriously dark energy enters his mind and makes him even more evil. The clone kidnaps Barry and Hoot, so they “vanish”. The Bugatti (with Arjun and Sameer) drives away to get some “WcSonalts” on Earth-1111, and everyone else celebrates. Then, Ethan realizes that Ayan has been squished. He takes out a prototype single-use retconner and rewrites reality a bit, bringing Ayan fully back to life. Some reinflation and healing potions conveniently appeared on Earth-1, where Ethan applied them to Ayan... Ayan immediately yelled at Ethan for not reviving him earlier.) The barrier generator on Earth-1 was damaged by MDZ’s rampage. The (captured) cup is now in a specialized secure storage area. Earth-0 is in turtle form currently, so he can't help with generating the multiversal barrier. The barrier was still malfunctioning. Two primary generators that protect Earth-1111 remain. (The main Earth. If it dies, this universe dies.) Mr Ancona builds a laser cannon in a crater next to the moonbase, and fires it at Earth-1, where Hank is, but the planetary shield turns on just in time and deflects the laser, which ends up going through a warpgate to another time and place, blowing the USS Horizon to bits. Angered by his failure, Mr Ancona builds a set of engines on the moon and flies away to a nearby solar system (unknown location), where he amasses a new army as he continues to battle the MANCM. NOW REBOOTING... (Oh look, spoilers!) Please refer to the back up document for any timeline protection, aka Earth-9999, a backup universe with 0% corruption from any of the alternate universes. (The Ancona Battle Arc ends, and now, the Multiversal Event can begin! Breaking News! The Watcher cannot be found! We fear his disappearance may herald a powerful evil...) The Multiverse Event: (Please wait, multiversal static is annoying, you can- Wait! Got it...) On Earth-2 (Temporary base of operations for the multiversal order, aka the MANCM): Meanwhile, Matt and Hank are playing online basketball (with no clear winner) and Joe is in the corner with Yash, talking to the Turtle of Power about some random trivia. Suddenly, Ethan and Ayan are now forced to battle an evil Barry, who shows up and starts attacking. It turns into a turf war, and a now-evil Hoot takes over the 6th grade hallway of the Earth’s (arguably) most important class-realm, the MMMS. Ethan turns on his old super-mega-hyper-extreme-powerful-multiversal portal generator and brings in his hidden plastic brick army, accompanied by life-sized (with of course, the internal structures reinforced) backup plastic mecha from various franchises. Ayan starts building a huge fort out of chromebooks and desks, and everyone gets down behind it as the entire evil “Pogtarts” army comes from a dark shadow-realm portal and starts destroying everything in the area. Hank has finished reprogramming the mecha-deer, so it obeys him now. (Right on time for the battle!) Matt is now wielding a chainsaw-bat, Yash is busy with communications, and Joe is... looking through a pair of binoculars. The turtle of power is somewhere with some Nintendo characters. The base gets completely wrecked (much to Ayan’s dismay), and is repaired later. The entire MANCM team charges out and starts charging through the enemy. (The battle obviously was quick, since Hank plus mecha-deer equals pure destruction.) Ayan summons the “Space Battles” characters, and old “Lupkin” meets young “Sandkin Air Drifter” and goes, “Dad, is that you?” Ethan gets in a Lamborghini and rolls off, doing some drifting along the way as wizards and witches get plowed out of the way like traffic cones in the path of a (speeding at hundreds of miles per hour) train. Just then, Mr Ancona shows up with the Teacher's Coalition of Insurrection (TCI) and the MANCM is forced into a new battle for the “Endless Rocks”, which “Chadnos” has just stolen from their hidden locations. Two characters (“Angry Powerful Yelling Anime Guy” and “Some Kid With A Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit”) are dispatched, and they defeat “Chadnos” with a barrage of punches and kicks. Mr Ancona appears and picks up the glove. (The universe alters itself to prevent copyright issues. It’s a cool feature.) The “GNO!!! Open up!!!” meme comes into existence (from the gauntlet’s power), and the full force of the GNO (also rebranded, along with the VOS government bureau of investigations) joins Mr Ancona’s side! Mr Ancona has the Endless Rocks and the glove, ready to fuse them, combining their powers (The six rocks: The Eraser Rock, Writing Rock, Rewriting Rock, Override Rock, Attribute Rock, and Spirit Rock) to destroy the MANCM, but suddenly, Peacekins steals the gauntlet and runs off to join Sergeant Officer and the Light. (From Team Fortress 2?) They get into the Puzzle Car with the “Movobi Loo” cast and drive off as fast as they can. TIE fighters start hunting the Puzzle Car (which turns into a space shuttle and flies off). Then, they fly to Orthanos III, where they pretend to drop off the gauntlet, but then head to Earth-1 instead. (This is extremely crazy already!) Meanwhile, Superstars Vario and Xuigi help all the Doctor Zhos repair the DARBYS, so that they can stop the villainous robots from the future (that destroy and obliterate everything) and other evil factions in a large-scale, full-out, “epic” fleet battle with all the (from that really old show) “Space Walks” ships, while Onnedelle (the doll), Clucki, Mason, and the entire “Crush” roster (+Waluvuigi) are being interviewed by Zanic, Frog, and Bersow on the current political climate in the little “Lushdoom Kingdom”. Dirby (who just finished battling Feta Knight) and Jink (Not the “Toon” version) are in another dimension where they meet Boringaemon (the sentient robot cat), some other Japanese comic characters, the sentient toys from the Plaything Tale and Plastic Brick movies, and the transformers (Cold Stick, Chugtimus, the other Mobilebots; with of course, Humblesee) show up with the so-called “immortal” turtle, who has been gathering allies from all across the multiverse. (So, more insane storyline content?) Now, on Earth-3, the final barrier generator, repair teams are being sent throughout time and space to repair the multiverse barrier and the Earth-1 barrier generator, which Mecha-Deer-Zilla damaged. The new Earths 4 and 5 are made and sent back in time as additional (hidden and temporarily deactivated) generators that project barriers to protect Earth-1111, changing the original timeline and averting the world from certain disaster and consumption by the darkness of the Dark Universe. (The cosmic abyss beyond the multiversal barrier that is severely distorted.) Earth-9999 was created at some point to serve as an important near-inaccessible backup with trillions of fail-safes and backups. Earth-88 is a storage planet that has been overrun by hybrid mini-deer. Hank has liberated it by going on a hunting spree, so that the MANCM could use it as a planetary base of operations. It's undergoing preparations for being turned into a defense “Super-laser” planet that has an ultraspeed mechanism and a transformation function. (Back to Earth-2) the good Pogtarts school shows up, all the Medi (including the animated show's clones and other Space Battles/Fights animated protagonists) and Revengers (with every variation from “What If?”) arrive, the Underlook team shows up; all those Risney and Lixar characters appear. Almost forgot the Injustice Alliance! (Hang on, I'm being sued by loads of people!) Joltron and the Super Groupers (and combined Gigantaswords) also show up. That's almost everyone, but Texas Jackies, the Adolescent Deviant Martial Reptiles, and Kames Break show up, and that completes it for now. The villains all show up and there is a massive battle in space. At the same time, there is a war on the ground. Mr Ancona finally manages to take the glove and combines it with the rocks, preparing to snap his fingers. The turtle manages to grab the rocks and the glove, draining the glove of all its energy, using the special emitted energy to stop any more unauthorized timeline breaches. (For now.) From nowhere, the good Mr Ancona reveals himself! He divulges that an unknown power made a bunch of evil lookalikes to cause chaos. TCI is disbanded. The villains at sea are defeated by a variant of a time-traveling Lifesauna using a Jen-22 watch) The TCI has been defeated, but Study Island and IXL arise... and they get removed from the world by Ethan ( using a retconner), who needs a break from making the future of the universe. That job is very stressful. The Rat in the Mat (with a cartoon mouse from another fictional universe) appear and start cleaning everything up while a portal sends those present over to Ayan's “Mr Ancona New Cinematic Multiverse” Earth-(-1) so they can assist in another final battle. For some reason, the rocks suddenly get their powers back. (The rocks’ energy can never be fully drained.) The Endless Glove and the Rocks randomly teleport away, and Joe tries to track it, but he quickly gives up. The Wraith-banishers show up late, so Ethan ferries them over the bright rainbow road between worlds in a vivid yellow Ferrari made of Transmetalnamium I (cue late drum roll), the strongest material in the known multiverse. It's basically stronger than anything else in the multiverse that I've heard of. (Sorry writer, did I break the dimensional barrier? Yes, imaginary in-story Ethan. You did. Yeah! Note to other people writing stories. Don't break the fourth wall.) Anyways, now, the perspective (recorded by a floating camera) flies/heads to a city (Neo Tokyo, Japan) where it finds the 8th generation sci-fi robots fighting Lordguana and other kaiju like Shin-Deity-Zilla. For no reason at all (but convenience), a factory that makes certain tasty cream cookies and whatnot suddenly gets obliterated by a radioactive beam, and Ethan gets really mad. He calls in Hyperman (with his many descendants) and they destroy all the beasts with their cross-shaped beam rays. Poodle and Sister appear on a rope bridge right above a lava pit. Yash brings the characters (the newcomers) over to Ayan's battlefield, where they (presumably) helped beat “Mr. Manconan” (a powerful being with Mr Ancona's memories), who tried to destroy the world. The Amidst Us multi-color crewmates and imposters show up and start accusing each other of crimes around a square table with a blue button. A cartoon stickman is crashing his airship into a landing pad, while Shriek is yelling at the Baseday mascot to leave his marsh. Sad, creepy music plays in a ghostly pizzeria, and a bunch of angry spirits appear, but Remy swoops in with a spaceship, picks the place up with an anti-ghost super-magnet, and chucks it into a black hole while screaming, “No horror!!!” An adorably evil ink mascot appears next to a horribly monstrous duck, but Remy destroys those with a well-aimed torpedo as well. Right afterwards, a blue train engine crashes through the wall and turns into an engine for a tank. A car is going “Co-Blam!!!” all over the place. An orange plane that seems to be from the same world as the car crashes on a runway. Pistol Hare and Winsome the Bear make background cameos. Sobbin Cowl wants an appearance, as does Insect Rabbit. Hemi the Downfish arrives but ends up in a teacup. Dans Neon mode, Leave full Aetheryte armor Creative Mode, and Gatt from “Me” sports also randomly pop up. Hank brings these characters over to Ayan's alternate world to help the team win. They succeed! The characters are returned to their timelines. However, at that moment, an old Mr Ancona clone (the one who secretly disabled Hank’s plot armor ages ago) grabs the Rewind Rock, giving up his existence to help the other clone (he was secretly watching all this commotion) have a chance at finally defeating the MANCM. (The clones of Mr Ancona were originally thought to all be destroyed (the MANCM destroyed almost all of them, but they never realized the real Mr Ancona was missing, instead thinking that Mr Ancona has become evil and cloned himself), but the one who met the deer survived and began his battles against the MANCM.) Ethan realizes far too late that the world is changing... Is this the end???

After the universe was changed: Mr Ancona (the clone) escaped in a rocketship to a small moon of a destroyed Earth-1111 from another universe where he created a moonbase and a new evil plan to destroy Hank “by accident”. As he is building his base, a mysterious dark energy enters his mind and makes him even more evil. (The Ancona clones only come out one at a time. At this point, the first clone is in hiding, every clone after that gets destroyed eventually, and the real Mr Ancona is missing.) The clone kidnaps Barry and Hoot so they vanish. (Oh no! Hope they'll be fine. I'm sure they'll survive.) The Bugatti (with Arjun and Sameer) drives away to get some food on Earth-1111, and everyone else celebrates. Ethan realizes that Ayan has been squished, so he uses “/revive_entity_Ayan” in superuser mode, but... it fails. (Ayan has to be revived soon.) So, the turtle just uses his powers, and Ayan reinflates. He yells at Ethan for not reviving him earlier, but Ethan has a special rule of not changing the past (only fixing it if absolutely necessary, such as changes made), because if not, it seems to be disastrous for everyone. The barrier generator on Earth-1 was damaged by deer-zilla. The green coffee cup (which was captured) is now in a special secure storage area. Earth-0 is in turtle form currently, so he can't really help with generating the multiversal barrier. The barrier was still malfunctioning. Two primary generators that protect Earth-1111 remain. (The main Earth. If it vanishes, so does this universe.) Mr Ancona builds a giant laser cannon in a crater next to the moonbase. He fires it at Earth-1, where Hank is, but the planetary shield turns on just in time and deflects the laser, which ends up going through a convenient warpgate to the future and blowing the USS Horizon to bits. Angered by this failure, Mr Ancona builds an engine on the moon and flies away to a nearby solar system (unknown location), where he amasses a newer, larger army as he continues battling the MANCM. REBOOTING... (Oh look, spoilers!) Please refer to the back up document for any timeline protection, aka Earth-9999, a new backup universe with 0% corruption from any of the alternate universes. (The Ancona Battle Arc ends, and now, the Multiversal Event can begin!) (Breaking News! The Watcher cannot be found! We fear his random unexplained disappearance may herald a powerful evil...) (Please wait, multiversal static is extremely annoying, you can go and take a break. Wait! I got the signal. Come back here and don’t leave yet.) On Earth-2 (Temporary base of operations for the multiversal order, aka the MANCM): Meanwhile, Matt and Hank are playing online basketball (with no clear winner) and Joe is in the corner with Yash talking to the turtle of power. Suddenly, Ethan and Ayan are now forced to battle an evil monster, who shows up and starts attacking everyone. It turns into a turf war, and another beast also takes over the 6th grade hallway. To stop the arriving enemy forces, Ethan turns on his extremely old super-mega-hyper-extreme-powerful-multiversal portal generator and brings in the MANCM army. Ayan starts building a fort out of chromebooks and desks, and everyone gets down behind it as the entire evil army comes down and starts destroying everything in the area. Hank has reprogramed the mecha-deer, so it obeys him now. Matt is using a chainsaw-bat, Yash is busy with communications, and Joe is looking through a pair of binoculars. (The Turtle of Power is busy somewhere with MANCM temporal agents from the future, who are here to check if the base currently meets safety protocols. They fix the air conditioning machine, but the Turtle recognizes that said “temporal agents” are part of the deer-praise/obsession cult and destroys them with one swing of his twin katanas.) The base gets completely wrecked. It was quickly repaired afterwards. The entire MANCM team charges out and starts charging through the enemy. (The battle obviously was quick, since Hank plus mecha-deer equals destruction.) Ayan summons a defensive tower turret, using it to great effect. Ethan gets in a Lamborghini and drives off, doing some cool drifting along the way as evil wizards and witches get plowed out of the way like little traffic cones in the path of a speeding train. Just then, Mr Ancona shows up with the new Teacher's Coalition of Insurrection (TCI) and the MANCM is now forced into a new battle for the Endless Rocks, which Banned_User has just stolen from a hidden cave. Joe manages to track Banned_User down. Ayan and Matt head out and they defeat Banned_User with a barrage of punches and kicks. Mr Ancona appears and picks up the glove. Memes come into existence (from the glove’s power), and the full force of the police joins Ethan (for the sake of the law, which needs to have an untarnished reputation). Mr Ancona has the Endless Rocks, but suddenly an agent steals the glove and runs off to join some others. (This is crazy already!) Other agents show up with the so-called “immortal” turtle, who has been gathering more allies from all across the multiverse. (So... more insane storyline content.) Now, on Earth-3, the final barrier generator, repair teams are being sent throughout time and space to repair the multiverse barrier and the Earth-1 barrier generator, which Mecha-Deer-Zilla had damaged. The new Earths, Earth-4 and Earth-5 are made and sent back in time as extra (hidden and temporarily deactivated) generators that project powerful barriers to protect Earth-1111, secretly changing the original timeline and averting the world from certain disaster and consumption by the darkness of the Dark Universe (The cosmic abyss right beyond the multiversal barrier that is severely distorted.), which noticed the new Earths and decided to wait until later to attack. Earth-9999 was created at some point to serve as an important near-inaccessible backup with trillions of fail-safes and backups. Earth-88 is a storage planet that has been overrun by hybrid mini-deer. Hank has liberated it by going on a hunting spree, so that the MANCM could use it as a planetary base of operations. It is now undergoing preparations for being turned into a defense “Super Laser” planet that has a new hyperdrive mechanism and a transformation function. (On Earth-2) (Most of the original record has been erased due to too many copyright issues. This is what remains.) The clone finally manages to take the glove and combines it with the rocks, preparing to click his (pointer and middle) fingers. The Turtle leaps forward, manages to grab the glove (with the rocks), and drains both of their energy, using the released energy to stop any more unauthorized timeline breaches. (For now.) TCI is disbanded. The villains at sea are quickly defeated (and a variant using a magic watch) TCI has been defeated, but Study Island and IXL arise... and get removed from the plot by Ethan (via the newest batch of more powerful, three and five-use retconners), who needs a break from fighting for the future of the universe. That job is very stressful. A portal sends agents over to Ayan's “Mr Ancona New Cinematic Multiverse” Earth so they can assist in another final battle. Suddenly, the evil clone of Mr Ancona breaks free of his restraints and manages to grab the glove! He reverses time in an attempt to win! Everything from a few hours ago starts to happen again... Once more, on Earth-1111, Mr Ancona shows up with the Teacher's Coalition of Insurrection (TCI), and the MANCM is forced into a new battle for the very powerful artifacts, the Endless Rocks (and glove), which Banned_User has stolen. Ayan and Matt defeat Banned_User with a barrage of punches and kicks. Mr Ancona shows up earlier than before, knocking out Ayan and Matt! Just as Mr Ancona picks up the glove, Ethan, Hank, Joe, and Yash reach the hill that Mr Ancona is on. All four immediately attack Mr Ancona, but with one swipe of a hand, Joe (who was about to launch an energy ball) and Yash (who had a staff) were both knocked out. Ethan pulled out his ruler, and Hank turned his pencils into lethal darts, firing them as Ethan sped forward. However, due to the rock being used for true evil now (as the Ancona clone knew what he wanted, which was to beat the MANCM), instead of the police, an army of Mr Ancona clones appeared, overwhelming the rest of the MANCM through numbers, tying them up! The clones also steal some spacecraft to go to the nearby Orthanos III, (the vacation planet) in order to try to conquer it. At that moment, however, their spacecraft passes through the old area of space that is linked to the good Mr Ancona’s extradimensional prison! Sensing a body that is identical to his, Mr Ancona’s soul slips free of the prison and into the body, changing it. He knocks the other clones onboard out and begins to fly back towards the battlefield. On Earth-2, agents who appear try to stop the clones, but the Ancona army defeats them. The Turtle arrives to help with his katanas, but it’s too late. The Turtle is swarmed and dropped into a comically small fish tank. Now, on Earth-3, the final barrier generator, repair teams are being sent throughout time and space to fix the multiverse barrier and the Earth-1 barrier generator. Earth-4 and Earth-5 were made to be sent back in time, and the time-displacers were powering up. In a bid to defeat all of the MANCM, the Ancona clones attack the Earth-making facility as well. The agents (including Remy, who has been stationed there since the founding of the MANCM) manage to hold off a swarm of attacking Anconas. (Back to Earth...) The massive fleet battle in space repeats, and so does the conflict on the ground. The evil Mr Ancona finally manages to take the glove and combines it with the rocks, preparing to snap his fingers. At that moment, the good Mr Ancona appears from his spaceship, and knocks the evil clone into the air! The glove slips off, and good Mr Ancona grabs it. Using the Eraser Rock’s power, he makes all the Ancona clones that are present (except for the original clone, who met the first deer) vanish. As the team gets up and thanks Mr Ancona, he reveals to everyone that they’ve been stuck in a time loop, which he ended. As he says this, the evil clone opens an untraceable portal and flees, unseen by all but the Watcher, who realizes the Turtle had noticed as well. When the Turtle looks over, the Watcher has moved his invisible five-dimensional camera again. Mr Ancona divulges that an unknown power imprisoned him and made a bunch of evil lookalikes to cause chaos. (Who would do that?) Mr Ancona hosts a great game of Vocab Baseball for everyone! He then joins the MANCM, accepting a job to monitor a distant station in a sector of relatively unknown space. He wants to try to correct the wrongs committed by his evil clones and track down who imprisoned him on the way. As he takes off, the Turtle waves his flippers/hands. Ethan ferries everyone over the rainbow road back home in a vivid yellow Ferrari made of Transmetalnamium I, the strongest material in the known multiverse, including whatever Multiversium is. Yash quickly shows up and takes all the characters over to Ayan's battlefield again (as their arrival earlier was undone, and the Rocks affected Ayan’s world as well), where they helped beat the evil “Mr Manconan”, a being with Mr Ancona's (evil clone) memories. A few agents got lost in space, as their spaceship was disabled while they were protecting Orthanos III. Hank brings these agents over to Ayan's alternate world to help. They win! (Before the characters return to their worlds, they head over to Earth-1111 for a party! Mr. Manconan switches his name to Mr Ancona before escaping through a convenient highly unstable multiversal portal.) The rocks get their power back. (Their energy can never be fully drained.) The Endless Glove teleports away (to recharge), and Joe tracks it for zero seconds... before concluding that it’s an impossible task. Ethan goes to Remy to congratulate him on a job well done. Suddenly, a memory block lifts off Ethan (and the other council members’) minds, and they remember Remy, their old friend. In the presence of the rest of the council, Remy is promoted to a council assistant position. A dog materializes from nowhere, and Ethan recognizes Bagel, his old dog, but updated to become a cyborg. It’s one of the few memories he has left from the first universe. Ethan later promotes Bagel to the council as well. (Well, only after Bagel passed a few intelligence tests, which he aced.) Some months afterwards, Ethan polishes his ruler before putting it in a long-term storage locker, closing the safe... Then, he turns to his brand-new creation, the Flashlight of Doom, putting one last glowing component in place... The true end... of the Multiverse Event.

The Unrelated Stories:

MINI PING PONG MATCH! Ayan and Hank are going at it with mini rubber ping pong paddles. The small ball goes bouncing all over the place, and then it goes behind (good) Mr Ancona's desk many times. (Mr Ancona had been convinced by the MANCM to visit periodically.) Mr Ancona declares that there should be a vocab baseball match to see who wins. Ayan says, “Boys vs girls!” and that happens. (The Ancona clone is on his own planet rebuilding his army.) Mr Ancona says the boys will get obliterated. 8 girls, 6 boys. This is a terrible idea in Ethan's opinion, but nobody was listening. The team names are picked. Ethan was yelling “No no no!” so that was the team name for the boys. The girls picked “doggos”. So it's team “Doggos” vs team “No no no”. Pre-game advertisement: Super Hook!!! This superhero is here to help you write a good anecdote in your essays. Just get it by going to the old RAM (Robertsville Animal Magazine) website and searching: DOWNLOAD IT NOW. RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. (Lol.) Back to the main event. Team Doggos starts out strong with their pitcher, who has a strong rivalry with Joe. Then the MANCM team does relatively okay, but they are still learning the rules, so they are getting eliminated. Joe has the brilliant idea of writing down how many bases the words get you, and he manages to get a lot of people out. Doggos is winning though. With no other option in mind, Ethan goes and then switches to the team’s pitcher. The Doggos team inserted a new pitcher as well, an unknown person who possessed very great skill. Ethan, (the character, pre-evolution into the Narrator) generally gets 3 outs from the opposite team. He doesn't get the cinnamon joke and kind of fails at his job. To compensate, he brings the vocab sheet to lunch and lets the MANCM team read it. This helps them remember the vocab words and win. All the Doggos put their faces in their hands. (Or their hands in their faces?) Hank is scribbling on the board, Matt happily jumps for joy, Yash does a victory lap, Ayan smiles from under his mask, Joe goes back into depression, and Ethan goes “LET'S GO!!!!! ''LET'S GO!!!!!” in Dream style. Joe apparently got very mad that Ethan “lost his honor”, so Ethan promised to study more for his next vocab unit. To conclude, the “No no no” team got five extra points for their unit two vocab test. Fast forward one day. Ayan erased Ethan's drawing. Ethan got mad and erased Ayan’s stuff, and then, of course, Ayan banned Ethan from his own original (very not copied and pasted from Ethan) doc. Ethan retaliates by secretly informing Mr Ancona of the 5000 post-its that are stuck on the back of his Broncos shirt. However, at that moment, the surviving dino-deers from Ayan's universe spill over into Earth-1111 through a portal, and everyone starts panicking as the corrupted (because of an unknown reason) turtle leads a fierce charge, destroying the desk-base that Ayan spent so long building. Yash can only watch as his pet destroys everything. Ethan is forced to use the Flashlight of Doom. This disintegrates the turtle and the army of dino-deer. Ethan goes over to the giant sizzling crater, scans the area, and hands the source code for the turtle to Yash. (Ethan brings the Turtle back to life using his NASA supercomputer duplicate that was upgraded in Area 52 (not 51), and it thanks him. Ethan had to send the Turtle’s multiversal code to Earth-1111’s core, where the special power given off there restored the Turtle. Normally, the tunnels to the center of the planet are sealed off.) Yash is happy to see his turtle fully alive and well, as Yash was the one who coded it into existence (sort of) and convinced Ethan to give it full sentience. The Turtle of Power is also happy to see Yash, and together, the pair happily go to the nearest fast food store to relieve their hunger. Yash buys a giant extra-large chicken wing. The Turtle orders apple fries. Yash runs back to his mansion, built by the Turtle of Power and Yash. He puts on his virtual reality visor and activates his gaming console, which is hooked up to another NASA supercomputer. The fans are giant turbines that are powered by water. Yash designed the computer and coded it himself. Yash logs into his account and enters his internet realm, spamming “Yash Yash” as the password. Then, a portal opens, and the Minecraft event officially starts. The Ender Dragon, Wither, and Warden appear. Steve puts on his enchanted Netherite gear and spawns his dogs for the greatest lag in the world ever. That's resolved fairly quickly with the help of the great players, Dream and Technoblade. Then Roblox appears, and the Tiktok battles begin. Turns out Steve and Alex are good at speedrunning and rap battling, because they beat a bunch of Tiktokers and Robloxers at their own games. The admin Robloxers retreated when Notch arrived and started looking for Herobrine. The Tiktokers fled back to their home, Danceworld, which was located next to Choirland. Hank went there and made pencils a trend. He received the gift of paper and was happy. He then conquered everyone with a pencil sword. Joe went to Choirland and taught the turtle how to sing opera. He brought back a clarinet from his meditation journey for Ethan, who added it to his Hall of Music. In the Internet, Polly the parrot (Another agent in disguise, the agent's name was Carmen) was going shopping with three pocket sprites (These sprites are small, but they know how to talk back.) when she noticed a scammer stealing money from a customer. Luckily, Polly was good at coding, so she stopped the hacker by summoning some angry redditors. Suddenly, Polly got sucked into a mysterious, evil, and dark wormhole! The pocket sprites escaped and started worrying a lot, eventually heading to the MANCM intranet headquarters. Note: Mr Ancona is not present for most of the stories because: A- He is a base manager. B- He also streams the Monarch Experience. At that moment, Ethan looked into the Time Heist universe and saw important events unfold. Meanwhile, Matt, Ayan, Hank and Joe monitor their phones before being interrupted by Yash, who apparently has some new black hole energy-powered experimental concept tools he wants to share. (Yay...) The end of the Unrelated Stories.

The Time Heist Trilogy, the first part:

(The night was dark and dusty, with the moon clearly visible in the clear sky. James Earnthardt seems to glide across the desert, passing by cacti and vultures, who fly overhead making their strange, unearthly noises. His horse trots along the sand dunes, moving swiftly and quietly across the cool sand. His horse canters to a stop and looks around. Suddenly rapid firing is heard. The sheriff sees a flash of metal zing past his nose, narrowly missing him. The vultures circling overhead are frightened and fly away. The sheriff (James) glances at his pistols in his belt, grasps the reins of his horse “Blaze”, and gallops off into the night. The sheriff arrives in town by dawn, with the sun already peeking over the horizon. The sheriff walks into a nearby saloon and marches over to the counter. The barman slides over to him. Sheriff: Howdy. Have you heard any firing out last night? Barman: I don't think so, sir. Would you favor a glass of whiskey? Sheriff. (sighs) No, don't think so, barman. Not the best for me right now. The sheriff sighed again and flopped down onto a stool. The bartender took pity and quickly filled a glass of lemonade. He slid it down the counter at the sheriff. The sheriff glanced at it and took a small sip. Barman: Are you feeling better? Sheriff: (he pushes the glass away) Eh, not by much. The sheriff leans back and takes a deep breath. Barman: Balderdash! You are feeling better and you know it! All these people say they're good when they're not, and they're not when they are good. Now take another sip. You can't say no! The sheriff sighs like an old man and obliges. He drains the glass empty and gives it a shove towards the bartender. The bartender nods approvingly. The sheriff tells the barman of his recent nightly experience. Barman: So, some rustlers (crooks) tried to bushwhack (ambush) you, now did they? From what I can see, they didn't succeed. Sheriff: Well, I don't know why they would want to get me with a couple of canisters (pistols). I haven't done any harm! Barman: Well, I don't know, but if this happens again, you'd better shoot them back, you hear? Sheriff: Yep. With that the sheriff gets up and strides to the door. Outside, he hops onto his horse and gallops away to his office. His deputy is sitting on the front steps. Sheriff: Howdy, Roy! Roy: Howdy James. How's it been going? C'mon, you can tell old Roy anything here. Oh, and before I forget, Samuel T. Kirk is in town tonight. James: (excitedly) Really? Roy: You betcha. If you'd like I can arrange for him to come over. James: Excellent. Just the thing I need. (Later that day, at around 5 o'clock, the sheriff was hanging about the saloon, looking up about every five minutes. He noticed a dignified looking man walking down the street opposite. He had a golden pocket watch and had the aura of somebody very rich. He thought no more of him when finally, the man came.) Sheriff: Samuel T. Kirk. Pleasure to meet you. Sam: James Earnhardt, the pleasure is all mine. James: So Sam, I heard that you're gonna be staying in town tonight. Sam: That I am, sheriff. James: We still have a couple hours of daylight. How's about you come down to my office for a little chat? Sam: Sounds good to me. (They both go to the sheriff's office) Sam: So, how's it been going around these parts? I haven't visited your town in ages. Tell me everything. James: Nothing unusual has really happened, but one thing did occur last night. Some thieves tried to ambush me for some reason. They missed, but boy, what a fright! (Sam was about to say something when all of a sudden a disheveled man rushes into the room, panting hard. He had a gold chain protruding from his front pocket, and he was wearing a bowler hat. Then, James recognized him as the man from the street. The man suddenly crumples to the floor, out of breath. Sam rises to go get a flask of whiskey. When the man comes to, he props himself up against the wall.) The rich man: My name... is... William Harper. Now, have either of you fellas heard of the Kingstown Region Mine? (Sam shakes his head. James thinks for a little bit and then his face lights up.) James: Yes. Isn't that the one near the old ghost town? I've been there once. William: Well, then I must inform you that I am the owner of that mine. And up until recently me and my daughter have lived a happy and untroubled life. But just yesterday night, my daughter was kidnapped. Let me tell you what happened... I'm not a young man, as you can see. Poor Anna's mother passed away when Anna was just 4. But I still go out on some little adventures with my daughter. And so it was on one such little adventure, we were going to the old ghost town that I own, you see, that my (16 year old) Anna was kidnapped. We were trekking with Anna's dear bodyguard and caretaker, Albert Rutherford (approximately 18 years old from his job description), down one of the service entrances of the mine. We were almost in the main tunnel when suddenly, shots rang out. Albert crumples like a piece of paper and topples to the ground. I ran behind a tall stone. Anna starts screaming. Suddenly, a masked man comes around a corner and stuffs a gag in Anna's mouth. 3 other bandits, all masked, appear from the darkness. The surrounding miners scatter. I stood up and rushed out of there. I saw a carriage moving away from the mine, and then I came to this town, hoping to find you. When I saw you on the street, I wondered who you were. But when I learned that you were the sheriff, I ran to your office. And so that's the long and short of it. James: Well, it looks like we need to do some investigating. (Trekking through the ghost town, they feel crushed by the haunted looking ancient houses. The roads are full of potholes, and the air is stuffy and hot, nearly unbearable. The crumbling dwellings loom over them from time to time, and threaten to fall over. It is a spooky and creepy place to be, and James didn't want any more of it.) William: We're almost at the mine now. It's just around the next bend. Sam: When you talked about them ghost towns earlier, I never imagined this! James: Don't worry Sam, this town isn't huge. The mine is on the edge of it. (Suddenly, in the middle of the town square, William stopped. He reached down and pulled a hidden lever. Suddenly, there was a dull pop and a big manhole cover sprung open.) William: Secret entrance. Only I know about it. There ain't no way they got down through here! (Not possible)! Sam: Well, that's just high class! William: That's just about right. (They descended through the hole and climbed down the ladder within. When they were all safely down on the ground, the cover closed. The air was stale and musty, and there wasn't much light around. William had a lantern, but it wasn't much help. After about 15 minutes of walking, William stopped.) William: This is where they took my Anna. As you can see, through there is the main passage. And here is that tall rock I told you about earlier. And they came from where I was just now. I don't know where they came from. Sam: Any other passages? William: None! James: I have heard of a driller who goes by the name of Levi Richardson, but he doesn't live here. Anything else unusual? William: Well, there was this person by the name of Richal Dreivson. Apparently he wants this town. He refuses to name the reason. I believe he's still haggling me for it. Sam: I think I can hear voices. Let's leave now. (James nods. They exit the mine by the way that they entered, and William quietly shuts the cover. Suddenly cackling laughter is heard. They spin around to find themselves greeted by an entourage of four men, their faces hidden by bandanas. One of them steps forward.) The closest crook: Don't move or else it's goodbye for you. William: (secretly whispering): That's the man from the mine! How'd he get here? James and Sam's eyes widen. The crook (Levi Richardson): I said don't move. One more word and I'll bust your brains out. Now, meet my friends. Johnny! Davy! Charlie! What do we do with them people we catch? (Two more of the bandits started forward, with the third one tailing them at a distance. All three were burly and muscular, and the first one reached down for his revolver. William, James and Sam took off at a run. They heard several shots, but they all missed. They jumped onto their horses and galloped back to town.) (Back in the sheriff's office, a glass of whiskey passed around by Roy soothed their nerves.) James: Who was that man? And who were those other people beside him? William: (trembling) I think that those are his thugs, Johnny, Davy, and I think that the last one was Charlie. Sam: Who was the other man? William: That I don' know. I wonder how he knew where we were! James: You know, it really DID seem like he was expecting us, somehow, anyway. Sam: So, Will, you say that only you know about that way in. Seems to me that it's no more a secret to us than it is to him. William: Well, I just don't know. (The next morning, William stopped by the sheriff's office once more. William and Roy burst through the door, waking up both James and Sam. Roy seems to be dragging something heavy. Sam quickly rushes over and helps William in. The heavy object is revealed to be Charlie, but tied up from head to toe. Roy rushes outside and looks around.) William: Last night, I was hanging around the saloon when suddenly this kind fellow appeared behind me and tried to bonk me on the head. I, however, shoved his club back and managed to bop him first. Then Roy comes running in the door, having been watching Charlie. So... here he is. (William takes off Charlie's gag and unties him. Sam aims his revolver at Charlie.) James: So, it's my man Charlie. So who was that man you were with? Charlie: I'll never talk! I'd rather die! James: Suit yourself. Roy: Yep. (Charlie surges to his feet. He launches himself at James, and falls. He trips Charlie and he falls down. James levels his revolver at him. Roy enters with a puzzled look. Charlie doesn't speak. Instead, he took out a pill, swallowed it, and then crumples limply to the ground, seemingly lifeless. They search his jacket and find a business card that reads, “Driller Industries”, 606 Oakland Road. On the back the words “Ujnf ul tusjmf.” were hastily scribbled. All three men look at each other; a confused look on their faces.) Sam: (Slowly, with a puzzled look on his face, breathing rapidly) Ahaha ha... Um, what just happened? James: (frowns) What was so secret that he died for it? Guess we will have to look at the address. Roy: I don't know anything about this matter, so I'll just leave you to it. I'll be down at the saloon. (Roy leaves. Everybody looks at each other once more.) Sam: So, I guess it's back to the old town. (Back in the ghost town, the trio (William, James, and Sam) begin to investigate.) James: So were you reckon we should look? Sam: Maybe in the bank? James: Uhhhh... Sure, why not? (Will tiptoes over to an ancient looking house with gold trim. William scraped away dust from the name. It read “Kingstown Region Bank” and beneath it it said, “Partnered with Solev Richards”) William: This is the place. I wonder what that card said. (He looked at Sam. Sam was deep in thought. He was repeatedly muttering different words under his breath, as if trying to find combinations. He nodded at William, and then looked back down.) James: Y'know, it looks to me like some sort of code. Beats me what that is though. (They quietly walk inside the building. The floor creaks ominously beneath them, threatening to buckle at any moment. Suddenly, the door shuts with a bang. They can hear creaking above them, and then it stops. A very tinny metallic sound strikes their ears. The sound almost resembled lockpicking, as though somebody was trying to break into a safe.) James: Oh. I just remembered; what do you think Richal... What's his name wants this town for? William: He refuses to name the reason. Whenever I ask, he hangs up. But I don't think that it's about money though. Sam: I got it! The words on the card said “time to strike”. (They hear slamming noises and a tremendous crash. Roy runs down the stairs, revolver in hand.) Roy: (urgently) Quick, to the stairs! (Everyone starts running up the stairs. When they get to the next floor there is a broken window. Glass shards litter the floor. James runs to the window and looks outside desperately. Nobody is to be seen. Sam looks at Roy quizzically.) Roy: When I saw you leaving through the window of the saloon I also saw a black horse tailing you. I left the bar and started trailing the black horse. When you had arrived in the ghost town I saw him turn around and leave. I was about to do the same when suddenly I saw the rider jump off and run to the bank. He shut the door and left a small round orb with a small string attached to it. As soon as I realized what that orb was I ran through the back door to pick it up and defuse it. I managed to stuff it into a nearby empty metal safe just a second before it went off. When the dark stranger heard the bang, he turned around and started to come back with a rifle in his hand. So now here I am. Don't worry; if we get out of here he won't know we've survived. (Just then they hear a door swing open. Stomping footsteps sound on the stairs.) Everyone hides behind a safe. Then, the stranger comes through the door. His face is masked, and he wears a dark suit with a big black floppy hat. He carries a rifle in hand, his finger on the trigger. He looks around the room, peering into every crevice. He spins around and heads into the next room, grumbling unhappily. Roy taps them all on the shoulder. They all turn around. Roy hands them all a revolver with one shot each. They stow the revolvers in their pockets.) James: Phew, that was close. (Sam and Roy nod. They stand up and tiptoe into the room with the stranger. Roy suddenly jumps over and tackles the stranger. Sam sits down on his legs. James bends down and rips off the masked man's bandana. William picks up the rifle and aims it at the man's face.) William: Richal Drievson?! Sam: Isn't he Levi Richardson? Levi: How did you know? Sam: First of all; James said that he had heard of a driller by the name of Levi Richardson. Second, Charlie's front pocket contained a business card with Driller Industries on it. And third, the card has “Time to Strike” written on it. All of that points to you. Also, William recognized your face. (Suddenly Johnny and Davy rush into the room. Johnny knocks into Sam and pushes him off of Levi's legs. Levi scrambles to his feet and bolts. Davy is locked in combat with James as William and Roy are chasing Levi. Suddenly a shot is heard. Johnny crumples to the ground with Sam holding up the pistol.) Sam: I didn't mean to, but he pushed the trigger. (They all leave the room. William runs up the stairs panting.) William: He's going for his horse, come on! (Levi Richardson rides away toward the mine. Roy ties up Davy. James squats in front of him. William holds up his hands in defeat. He squats down alongside James.) James: So... Davy, I want to ask you a couple questions, alright. Now, this is for your own well being so I recommend that you cooperate with us here. Lemme be straight forward. Cooperate, or you'll meet your maker. Now that I've threatened you, let's get to talking. Davy: I won't tell a dang soul. (James leans in and presses his rifle barrel to Davy's chest.) James: If I were you, I would reconsider the last statement of yours. Davy: (Nervously) Nuhhh-uhhh, I won't do such a thing. NEVER! James: Well then... (James grips the trigger tight. It makes a loud BANG, and Davy falls limp. James brushes himself off and chucks the rifle out of the window. He blanches at the thought of it.) William: Let's go catch that Levi. Sam: Yep! (They rush out of the bank. Their horses were by the house across the street. They mounted their horses and set off in pursuit of Levi, with William at the lead.) (Levi stopped his horse by the mine entrance. He dismounted it and took out a belt and two pistols. He goes into the mine and shortly reappears, dragging Anna by the hand. He straps on the belt and loads the pistols. William arrives and draws out his revolver. James stays mounted and pulls out a pistol. Sam takes out a small rifle.) Levi grins evilly. "So let's get this over with. A shootout here and now. Who draws first?” He spread his hands. William fingers the revolver in his belt. James adjusts his hat and glances at Sam. Sam pushes a bullet into his rifle. Suddenly, Levi shoots. Roy falls with a small cry of pain. James jumps off of his horse and crouches by his side. He picks up Roy and puts him onto his horse, nodding to Sam as he does so. Sam mounts the horse and gallops away to the town. James slowly turns back to Levi. Levi inserts another bullet into his pistol. The sun glints off of the hard metal. He puts the pistol to Anna's head. James moves forward. Levi puts out a cautionary hand, and flicks the safety switch. “Don't come any closer, or she'll get it!” Levi tightens his finger, lightly pushing the trigger. Suddenly, from behind Levi, a loud bang echoes through the dry, desert air. Levi collapses without a sound. William lowers his hand, and speaks softly, in a nervous, shaky voice: “I had to. I couldn't let him touch my Anna.” James smirks at him. “Well I guess that's it. Great job partner.” Anna pipes up from beside them: “I-I-I was s-so scared. I thought that I was really going to have it there.” Anna rose to her feet and ran to hug her father, her hair flying out behind her. From her father's tight embrace, she looked out at James and smiled warmly. (Fin.) End of flashback. (Turned out the mine had a load of gold in it, which was really good for James, since his office needed a renovation anyways.) Then William found out about the MANCM (thanks to the MANCM meddling around in the multiverse chain and accidentally merging James's timeline into the Earth-1111 timeline) and a lot of other stuff happened. Anna started following James around a lot, as she apparently wanted to learn his ways and become a sheriff. Anna eventually stopped doing that, as she had to go to school. James really appreciated that, and then Roy muttered something in Sam’s ear which made them both chuckle lightly. James appeared to hear it, and his face went dark. He took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted one into both Sam and Roy’s faces. Then he took a door off its frame and chased the two. (Wonder what they were talking about? Never mind. It doesn’t matter too much.) Anna was last seen being bored. (Meanwhile, far, far away, the Ancona clone is mass-producing himself in a factory. He is building an army, and he plans to conquer the world.) Then something happened: Remy and Bagel arrived at headquarters from Orthanos III! Ethan, Ayan, Matt, Hank, Joe, and Yash greeted them warmly with king-size extra-fluffy beds and an all-you-can-digest breakfast buffet. Remy (the resident wizard) and Bagel (the cyborg puppy) will be very important soon! Take a break from reading. You earned it. Blink. Sleep. Eat. Read. Swim. Exist... Return.

The Second Part:

Detective Samuel T. Kirk shows up at the MANCM base, and Ethan talks to him, remembering the time Kirk defeated a bank robber who was actually a realistic villain for once. Suddenly, an alarm rings. One of the timelines is being temporally changed. Multiple banks in different times have been robbed, likely by someone from the 1800s. The MANCM prepares a time machine space-insertion slot, and the mission begins. Kirk and Ethan are sent to meet Remy during the 1800s of the target timeline (the location of the first robbery), and Sheriff James Earnthardt and Deputy Roy Saunders also show up. Then, they visit the bartender. (Who's actually a sleeper agent who protects the timeline from minor anomalies.) He gives out some lemonade. (Yes, lemonade. In the 1860s.) After that, everyone present heads to the bank with their gear. Levi Richardson (the main thief, Matt may have had encounters with him in the past) is seen quickly frolicking into the local state reserve bank and coming out with a load of money and gems, along with Anna Harper (a smart young girl of about 18 years old, but also slightly mischievous), who is being held hostage by Johnny (the loyal mascot/disposable body shield), Davy (the planner), and Charlie (the thug). William Harper (the banker and father of Anna) is next to Albert Rutherford (Anna's former bodyguard) chasing the thieves. (He didn't die, he just needed some blood donations.) Levi and his gang get in the convenient plot device (time machine), and away they go to the 20th century. Everyone else gets in the shrinking DeLorean hybrid car and gives chase. James, Roy, Sam, and Remy split up from the group and look around a warehouse for clues when suddenly with a breaking window effect, a caped figure breaks through the window. He looks threatening to Ethan, who narrows his eyes, until suddenly the cape comes off to reveal Sherlock Holmes! (Modern master of locks and keys) Watson comes down on a rope ladder shortly after, but fails to look impressive. (Meanwhile...) Ethan, William, and Albert run along the rainy streets of London as thunder crashes and lightning splits the night sky. Ethan summons his robotic pet, a puppy who happens to look like Snoopy. Duplicate Snoopy (Bagel) sniffs around and leads the others to some random expo. Levi is stealing a car. Then he goes into a back door. Ethan rams his way through a steel door, terrifying Levi, who is trading with some beings from another world. However, the aliens next to Levi don't seem to be happy about the door being destroyed and start firing their photon disruptor array hand-held cannons. “Ba Phew! Ba Phewww!” Bagel turns into an air blaster (he can turn into almost any tech, so he can be classified as a plot device), and Ethan starts blasting pressurized air out of the nozzle, knocking out some aliens. “Blam... Blam...” Levi's thugs wield alien prototype flamethrowers. “SHEWEE!” Roy and Sam take cover behind some boxes and metal beams as the fire heads their way. Anna trips Johnny and proceeds to roll away even though she's tied up, but she rolls right into the time machine and accidentally activates it. William and Albert (referred to as Harper as well for quicker storytelling) run into the machine, but then the door closes, the device reactivates, and then the device vanishes. The aliens produce a second time machine and follow suit. Remy and the others show up at a breakneck pace as they run into the main compound, leaving small explosives and detonating them to eliminate the alien tech. (Insert sound here.) James takes out a chronological molecule tracker, and utilizing it, he tracks the villains to 2020. The bartender uses his brief foresight abilities to see the villains chasing the Harper family through a crowd of confused, mask-wearing people. James, Roy, and Sam travel to 2018, grab the alien tech stored in Area 51, and “accidentally” leave some, causing mass panic in America's guards and president (causing “Raid Area 51”). The sheriffs leave quickly. In the distant future, Ethan and Remy show up on the Airship (multiversal iteration number 245798, server unknown), crashing through the hangar doors on a small hovercraft. They come face to face with a large armored vehicle. Ethan and Remy dodge just in time as the tank rumbles forward and falls out the back of the Airship. Remy turns on camouflage and heads in to find the safe. Remy goes to shut off the security, knocking out every guard in the way. Remy gets to electrical and sabotages it (not the engines, those have secondary engines). The lights dim. Ethan uses a grappling hook and quickly grabs the gem hidden in the vault so that Levi can't steal it. Alarms ring, and Ethan and Remy warpgate out of there as fast as they can. A showoff is about to begin. Ethan recalls what happened to the others as they meet up in a secret prototype supersonic jet headed for Levi's location. (In the flashback:) Levi Richardson and his thugs survived somehow... (aliens rescued them for their own purposes) and then they found some more aliens who were willing to help them. That's how the situation got to this point. Now, he stands with a scar across his right eye as he glares at the new jet flying over his head. Remy, Ethan, the detectives, the bartender, and the cowboys drop out. Ethan drops down with his “Flying Shoes!”, which are copyrighted, and there is a doc with their design. Ethan also sells bionic arms. (Blueprint is accessible to some people.) Remy rockets to the scene in his nuclear vending machine mark 0, (also copyrighted, blueprints pending) which activates its landing wheels and lands sideways. Inside the ship, Remy savors some soda. The others all have parachutes emblazoned with a big “E” on them. Levi is wearing a patch across one eye. Anna goes, “War... War never changes...” Mr Rogers (a monster) is dragging Anna and the Harpers along. (The Harpers got caught.) Then suddenly Albert's suit deploys blades, cutting the ropes that bind him! He pulls out his weaponized briefcase which fires a metal baseball (007!) and umbrella sword, terrorizing Mr Rogers into fleeing as Albert's briefcase turns into a (eco-friendly) car and he drives after Mr Rogers, very possibly “accidentally” running him over. (Nobody was harmed in the making of the story.) William gets to work untying Anna. The bartender's skin comes off to reveal a metallic suit and cape. Suddenly, Pennywise shows up out of a dark sewer with his signature yellow (Or was it red?) balloons and drags Sherlock and Watson away as they scream loudly. The bartender leaps down into the smelly sewer after him, chasing Pennywise. Anna, now untied, hides behind her father and peeks out from behind his shoulder. Everyone is left wide-eyed, and Levi takes this chance to run. Ethan throws his convenient Bagel frisbee and it knocks Levi out as it flies toward him and then tackles him in dog mode. (Problemo Solvo.) The cowboys drag Levi back to their native time, but not before they watch a few movies on IMDB with Remy. Ethan gets himself some popcorn and goes to see where Sherlock is, finding him back in his office with Watson and the barkeeper. Pennywise's legs are seen sticking out of the garbage can as he unhappily grumbles about being hungry. Albert falls into a time portal due to one last attempt by Levi to escape, which then immediately closes. (This is going to cause a sequel to exist now!) Now, Albert is stranded somewhere in the 22nd century. William is seen heading to a hotel in the 22nd century with Anna, hoping to run into Albert again. For good measure, Ethan gives all of the stuff Levi stole to William. (He's Robin Hood!) Unfortunately, Ethan cannot interfere with the timeline anymore, so he can only wish William good luck and send him on his way. Remy realizes that the rest of Levi's thugs are nowhere to be seen and leaves. Ethan shakes his head, realizing the aliens may be causing trouble. (Side note: Ethan can walk on water because he retconned that fact from oblivion somehow. This may be useful later. His retconner now has to recharge and cool down. He can also levitate and use telekinesis, but the strength of these powers are rather limited. However, his trivia skills are still as good as ever. Ethan's brief origin story, narrated by... himself: So once upon a time, I was abused a lot at my school by bullies with some supernatural powers. Of course, nobody believed the stories. But then, on a visit to the school library, one of the bookshelves opened up. Inside, I found a special manual that gave me a new set of powers and revealed that I was “somehow popped out at the beginning of time by some unknown maker to help them fulfill their goals.” I didn't accept that (I had amnesia at the time), and chose my own path, leading up to today. First, I got rid of the bullies. I built an entire pocket dimension and used the manual to help me use my brain power to actually bring literal ideas into reality. This is actually a made-up cover story. The end.) (Alert: this sentient fifth-wall recorder is being manipulated by an outside malevolent force. Unable to... error. One solution. Initiate ejection of infected records. Purging old memories to delete all viruses...) (Now, back to the main storyline. More Earths are being brought into the timeline and merged into the world. We will return after a brief hiatus. Ethan is currently building his spy car and messing with more timelines.) The alien hunt has begun. Also, Ayan's shirt got dirty, so he panicked for a bit. Then, Ethan finds the alien homeworld, but the aliens fired a giant disintegrating laser at him which he gathers the energy from and throws it back at the screaming aliens. The homeworld (Plus whoever “Scary Dude” (who is only here for a brief cameo) is, along with the thugs.) is obliterated, and so... the alien hunt is finally over. Meanwhile, the old “Unity and Lamborghini” universe was merged into this one, and the old universe was deleted from existence with the perma-delete button. The original story is now here: “Harry Potter and Newt are facing Voldemort at Hogwarts School during the events of the final book!!! Suddenly, a still-alive Snape randomly runs over Voldemort with a Lamborghini. However, he is blasted to pieces by the now-raging Voldemort. With no option left, Harry and Newt unleash their wand's full power on Voldemort (by pulling the tips off and then throwing them at Voldemort), who disintegrates. For no reason that universe is destroyed by the resulting energy and fused into one timeline. Till all are one. That is told by Newt, and it is definitely true. The end.” This is for Ayan, who wanted to know the full story. Matt adds, “I'm going to buy myself a Lamborghini!!!” (Which is shortened for ease of viewing, because his sentence took up pages.) A school play is ruined by a bunch of dancing cats in a helicopter which blows off the ceiling and starts spewing memes everywhere while chanting “We are cats!” (Sent by Arjun. That guy has a great sense of humor, and an even better... I lost my train of thought.) The focus will shift to Albert's adventures, but there needs to be an explanation for all the plot holes, plot devices, plot hole fillers, time machines, possible retcons, overpowered artifacts, major events that somehow happened, broken logic, and convenient items throughout the story. Ethan has now invented whatever a Shirtable is. Patent pending. Also, Remy created the extra garlic cannon to counter P. He loads a bag of garlic into a tube with a hand pump on one end. He then modified the design to be handheld. It was that easy to make! Sadly, it was never mass-produced due to a large number of... reasons. Then everyone forgot that thing existed for a few years. (End of the second part of the trilogy.) (Hey, it’s me, the new Watcher, here to announce that It’s time for a prequel! Wait, who’s behind me... !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I’m sorry, leave me alone, I won’t steal the spotlight again!) The third part of the trilogy: (Albert will return in the story “Agents of Tomorrow: Beginning”) which details the events two years after the Great Time Heist. “Albert Rutherford (Nighthawk) is known as a master secret agent, looking for his family while going on missions around the globe fighting crime after being trained by a secret spy ring. Meanwhile, William Rutherford, who is a time-displaced wealthy businessman under the alias of Leonard Lockhart, continues searching for his missing butler while taking care of his young daughter, Anna, who is going under the alias of Stella. Thieves will be captured, hostages will be taken, old familial bonds will be tested, time travel happens, aliens visit, Ethan will not appear (maybe), and old secrets will be revealed.”)

Agents Of Tomorrow: Beginning

London, 2123, near Big Ben: Under the cover of night, a spy dashes along the streets of London, chasing an unknown thief, who drops a smoke dispenser. The thick smoke obscures everything until a pair of rear lights on a car shine through the darkness as the car drives off. The spy fires his grappling hook from his handheld multi-remote. The grappling hook flies through the air and hooks onto a rooftop nearby. The spy presses another button, sending him flying through the air towards the rooftop, where there is no smoke. As he landed on the rooftop, his com-glasses beeped. “Nighthawk, do you copy? This is Falcon speaking. LEGACY's satellite array has just detected the target heading southwest from your location.” Nighthawk's advanced technologically-upgraded glasses zoom in through the fog. A red outlined figure is in a blue car driving towards the coast. The spy's cloak billows in the wind, which whistles as the rain pours down and thunder crashes through the sky. His glasses are a darkened shade of gray. The spy leaps in his own car, a customized silver-gray Mercedes-Benz designed for optimized speed and better control. Suddenly, the master spy gets a flashback to previous memories: A gentle, caring master, and his young, strong-willed daughter who was always curious. The spy shakes his head and clears his thoughts. Then he starts the car and activates its high-speed chase mode. The car's engine roars as the car speeds off, tracking tire marks on the ground using its advanced spectro-analysis technology embedded in the front bumper. Not long after, the car Nighthawk was chasing came into sight. The car is a white Rolls-Royce that is going at a far higher speed than it should. Nighthawk presses a button on his car's dashboard, which activates the nitro fuel, giving the car a brief speed boost. The Rolls-Royce turns a corner, but the Benz catches up. It fires its grappling cables and both latch on to their intended target. Then the hooks at the end of the metal cables release a controlled shock. The Royce skids and slams into a wall at high speed, sending shrapnel all over the place. The front window shatters, and a shadowy figure exits his smoking vehicle and runs up a stairway. As he closes in, Nighthawk suddenly hears a sound. “Albert!!! Come play with me, Albert!” He remembers two names: Anna and William. He notices the thief getting away, and uses his staff’s capture function to fire a cable at the thief, who dodges with superhuman reflexes and counterattacks by pulling out a spear that crackles with electricity. The thief rapidly hits Nighthawk with the spear. Luckily, his new reinforced hidden coat armor saves him. Nighthawk uses his whip (his cane's standard weapon mode) to disarm the thief, who then pulls out a pistol. Nighthawk's rapid reflexes allow him to dodge the shot with ease. He then uses his hand-to-hand combat skills to overcome the thief. Fast forward 10 minutes. The thief is wriggling around on the floor, wrapped by sticky cables. Nighthawk stands silhouetted against the night sky, watching the sun slowly rise. Police sirens appear in the distance. Nighthawk gets back into his Benz, and engages the towing cables. He drags the smoking wreck of the Royce down to the shore, with the defeated thief in the back of the car, in a secure holding cell. Then the Benz turns into its submarine mode. Fins slide out from the side of the car, and engines pop out from the engine trunk. The Benz rolls right into the sea, eventually making its way to an underwater ravine, where a secret door opens, which reveals a submerged bunker. After the entry locker has been drained of water, the Benz returns to driving form as another door opens. Nighthawk drives down a passageway until he arrives at a heavily guarded door in a wide, blank, white, space. Automatic sentries roam around the surrounding area, and massive turrets flank the sealed door. A robotic scanner on an arm pops out of the ceiling, scanning the vehicle. It ensures that Nighthawk is indeed the one driving his car. With a hiss of air from powerful hydraulics, the heavy twin door splits in half and retracts into the walls. Nighthawk drives into the mostly-empty, spacious garage. Inside, a large array of robotic arms built into the bunker power on and begin to disassemble the wrecked Rolls-Royce, while a track built into the storage bay slowly begins to take the Mercedes-Benz off to a repair hangar. Nighthawk exits his car and opens the rear door. The thief tumbles out and tries to roll away, but Nighthawk calmly knocks the thief unconscious. Then, Nighthawk puts his captive on a special conveyor belt that quickly takes the thief to processing. Then, the young agent presses a hidden button in the wall, revealing an elevator, which he enters. As the elevator whizzes down its shaft, Nighthawk looks out the elevator window at the wide facility and tries to recall his past. Its operatives mill around. He only recalls passing out after passing through a bright light. He then remembers... a group of suited people grouped around a figure who smiles. Then he remembers training hard and becoming one of LEGACY's top agents. But he now recalls another set of memories. The Wild West, the 1800s. William Rutherford hires Albert to be a butler and caretaker for Anna Rutherford, William's young and vivacious daughter. Anna quickly became attached to Albert, tagging along wherever he went. Then, Levi and his thieves arrived in town, and everything changed. Then, the elevator dinged, announcing that it had reached its destination. Albert looks up. Meanwhile, in New York: William Rutherford sighs and paces his room. It is well decorated, and the lighting illuminates the whole room. In the corner, Anna is curled up on a couch petting her pet cat. Anna sighs and grumbles, “Daddy, I’m bored. Kitty here isn’t running around like you said he would.” William smiles somewhat tiredly. “Sorry, he was the best I could find. He’s cute though, right?” Anna enthusiastically nods. At that moment, a butler opens the door. “Master William, Miss Anna, your breakfast is ready.” Anna gets in the elevator and presses the button. They descend. Nighthawk is back at his lab, doing a DNA test on himself. He gets a crime alert on his radio and zooms off in his car. As this happens, a hand comes through a portal and grabs the test and a spare DNA testing kit. Anna skips out of the elevator merrily and goes to get herself some breakfast. William leans on his cane and smiles. Behind him, Kitty meows. Elsewhere nearby, a hand reaches through a portal and drops a DNA test from Albert, and also a second DNA test. A few minutes later, as Anna finishes her breakfast (which consists of toast, maple syrup, bacon, and eggs), William happens to look through a window and notices the DNA tests (left by Ethan, of course) on the windowsill. He grabs them and stares at them. He then realizes that the marked one, which is labeled “Nighthawk”, is actually Albert’s, and then he realizes that the other DNA test is meant for Anna. He heads over and asks Anna to put her hand out. He then realizes he doesn’t know what to do, but the device scans Anna’s DNA on its own, displaying it. William gasps, but Anna doesn’t notice, too busy playing with her cat. William slips the tests back in his pocket and heads back to his room to think. There, he sees a new article on the TV about a secret agent called Nighthawk, whose name was leaked to the world. The last name was still unknown, but the first name was... Albert. Meanwhile, Anna decides to go shopping and goes to get her coat. Kitty follows her obediently. Anna opens the door and walks briskly down the street to a shop called Newbury Fivers (It mainly sells chairs and furniture, and it also sells clothing and jewelry. Levi wanted to rob this place, but he didn’t due to time constraints.), which happens to be right above where Albert’s secret base is located. The door to the shop opens and Anna enters. As this happens, in another city, Nighthawk is busy chasing another thief through the streets. The gentleman he is chasing turns and attacks with a cane, which opens to reveal a gleaming double-bladed sword. Nighthawk leaps back and from his cloak, he pulls out a handle, which then rapidly extends its many components into a rapier. Both of the swords clash, sending sparks flying everywhere. The gentleman presses harder on the handle of his sword and then sweep-kicks Nighthawk to the wet ground. Nighthawk then suddenly draws his sidearm (a customized Remington E5), and fires it. A small orb flies out and hits the gentleman, shocking him and knocking him out. Albert ties up the thief and gets back in his car. The rocket booster in the back trunk pops out and propels the car forward at an incredible speed. Back at headquarters, Nighthawk gets out of his car. He is greeted by Falcon, who leads him to the elevator. Both head to another part of the secret LEGACY base, where they suddenly get an alarm. A group of mercenaries has entered their base. Security has been compromised. Nighthawk and Falcon exchange looks and dash towards the secure lockdown room. Meanwhile, William finally catches up to Anna when she sits down at a cafe. He shows her the news and the DNA test. Anna looks up. “Is it really him?” They enter the shop and go into a side room labeled “Out of Order”, not noticing the sign. Suddenly, they fall through a secret trapdoor and land on a platform. Armed men appear, but Albert appears and dispatches them. Suddenly, Albert realizes that he was badly wounded. Falcon’s signal had turned off, and Albert didn’t bother looking at the cameras. He knew the base was already breached, and he was now the only agent left. Albert passes out as a bright portal opens up. Anna runs over and cradles her brother's head in her arms as a figure walks out. A masked figure walks out of the portal and removes his face covering. "Time to get you home, Albert..." Anna, still kneeling, mumbles, "Is that really you?" The figure lifts William onto a stretcher. "Yes. It's me. Anyways, let's go home." Anna puts Albert on another stretcher, and then walks through the portal. The figure pushes William and Albert to the other side of the portal as well. "I want to become an agent like you," Anna said. A mask of a smile flitted over the masked figure's face, before the figure looked away with a sigh of some resignation. "Not yet. Someday. Sorry I was late, the time machine has been malfunctioning lately. The unique nature of this timeline means that we can only access it at certain points in time, unlike other universes. Bagel!" The small hound appeared, barked and looked at his master, who whirled around and left, leaving Anna next to the two cryogenic pods that held Albert and William. Anna realizes the figure left behind a time beacon. She opens the casing and finds a note: “Don't cause too much of a mess, please.” Anna smiles to herself, as she begins messing with the time beacon. On the other side of the portal, Ethan holds up a mysterious artifact, a keyboard. In the keyboard, empty spaces for keys begin to glow. As the device pulses and vibrates lightly, Ethan takes out his canonical scanner, rushing into a portal. Sometime later, Matt is in the cargo bay of the USS Reliant, (Hawaii class) sister ship of the USS Alaska. He peeks out from behind a box as Ethan, shrouded in shadow, speaks to a figure. “Vincent, how are you doing?” The mysterious figure steps into view. “I’m doing good!” Matt recoils in shock. “Good? Great! Happy to see you again! Ok, remember what I told you right after you appeared last week? Nobody else can know that you are an avatar. I found a ship you can serve on as an officer. This ship is the Excalibur II, a secret side project I developed from Yash’s blueprints. Your job will conceal your identity, since we can’t have other people finding out about this. It seems Bagel and Falco aren’t actually avatars, rather, they are fully formed from Canon, complete Canon creations. This means that since you were the last to appear here, you are the last avatar. You even have time manipulation powers, so that’s all the proof I need. My friend, you are my final backup plan... which hopefully never needs to be used...” Once Vincent had teleported away, Ethan turned and said, “Matt, you can come out now.” Matt slowly came out with his blaster drawn and ready for usage. Ethan just turned. Matt asked, “Was that really him?” “Yes, now, put that ultrablaster down and don't tell anyone about this. I figured out why we keep getting attacked. The Mary Sue program failed for a reason. I think that there is a mole within our ranks. Make sure you are careful about who you trust.” (The end of the Time Heist trilogy.)

The current world status, serving as filler between the massive story lines: Ethan wanted to predict his future, and he remembered he had a private spaceship. His mansion began to open up. From the pool, a sleek intergalactic ship called the “Overpower” zipped away into the morning sky. Ethan finally opened his “open later” mental map, which revealed a map to the Egg Cult's location. Well, eventual location. It then turned out that first Ethan had to find the Orange Cult, the Lemonade Cult or the Milk Cult. Ethan called Remy, as Remy was a certified treasure hunter. Together in their flying ship, they ventured far and wide until finally, Remy noticed a cloud that was a little too shiny to be a cloud. He raced after it, only to fly right through it. Ethan realized that the map was telling him to go somewhere else, so he followed the map. He ended up next to a different cloud, but the cloud was eerily empty. It was the Orange Cult cloud. Ethan decided to leave some needles and a flag, which punctured the air containers of the cloud and sank it. Surprised, Remy steered the ship to the Milk Cult cloud. He only found a sign that said: “The Milk Cult has joined the Egg Cult to praise eggs forever. We will not be back. Please do not step on the grass.” Angry and somewhat disappointed, Ethan left... after stepping on all the grass and sinking the cloud for good measure. Remy just stared at Ethan, concerned for his mental condition. Ethan assured Remy he was fine, and so they went on to the final cloud, the cloud of the elusive Lemonade Cult. They were at home and surprisingly receptive. They offered Remy and Ethan a special invitation to their special once-a-day lemonade drinking party. At the party, the cult tried to get rid of Ethan with some now-poisoned lemonade. Ethan simply drank the whole cup and commented on its strange taste. He had been suspicious of the Lemonade Cult and took an anti-lemonade-poison-guaranteed pill. Just then, Remy broke through the door and grabbed Ethan, dragging him as he went. In his other hand were two crumpled maps. Ethan gasped. Just then the main door broke open, and in came a group of soda-cannon lemon troops. The leader fired a soda, which Remy caught. It somehow made him slightly obsessed with vending machines. More context on that later. Remy dropped the can, which began rapidly beeping. Ethan and Remy got in their ship and flew away as fast as they could. The cloud exploded in a fireball behind them. Soon, they were back at the first shiny cloud. Ethan held the map in one hand and cautiously lowered his foot onto the cloud. Surprisingly, the cloud was now solid. He walked straight into the main hall of the Egg Cult. Living eggshell people and sentient milk jugs both turned in shock. Ethan walked right into the main hall of the Egg Castle and broke the floor. The second map had told him what to do. He pulled back his hand and realized he was holding “The Creative Timeline Record”. Turns out, the Exalted Ones had lost their copy, since it was on the pad with Ethan when he teleported. They couldn't call him either, as the older Watcher had broken their wifi tower. That and the fact that somebody else helped stop the Corrupted Ones from defeating the Exalted Ones may have caused the Exalted Ones to eventually replace the old Watcher. Ethan never noticed the copy, as when it teleported, it ended up in an underground cave that later got relocated to another area. There, the Egg Cult found it, and when it glowed, they felt that it was important and hid it. Remy was on the ship, flying away. He left the ladder hanging so that Ethan could grab it. Ethan pocketed “The Creative Timeline Record” and then flew away with so much force that the Egg Cult's cloud was flung out of the sky. (He also left a load of needles in the air containers, so it wasn’t an accident.) It ended up next to (the evil clone of) Mr Ancona, who began gluing them onto a Ancona head-shaped asteroid... Also Matt beats Ayan in online basketball. The Re-Rise of Study Island and IXL: So, after Ethan retconned them, they returned from the Dark Multiverse with new powers, along with new teachers. They launched an assault on the MANCM base inside the internet. Ethan was ready for them. He simply activated anti-gravity on the upgraded intranet-embedded base, and all the villains were stuck in midair, where Ethan's new pain-maker drones started poking them with metal sticks again and again. (Nice try, villains.) Just then, the pocket sprites arrived. They are small fairies that can access a unified hivemind and they can also make themselves slightly bigger, but shorter than an average dwarf. They exist for getting into tight spaces. There are four of them (Zara, Wendy, and Yandi), and the fourth one (Xander) turned out to be an elf that vanished when his cover was blown. That elf will matter later, along with the sprites. They tell the tale of Polly to Yash, who goes on a side mission immediately. Yash heads out of the normal time-space continuum in a new ship made by Remy for the purpose of multiversal travel on secret operations, because portals don't get you everywhere. The ship was named the Excalibur. Yash steers the jumbo jet-sized spaceship into a warp gate, directing the ship to the internet's main lobby. From there, he uses side doors and hidden tunnels to access the dark web. Tracking Polly's (Carmen's) magic signature, Yash heads into the dark web with the fairies in tow. There he finds a massive fortress with one half in the antiverse. Yash notices a figure floating nearby and obliterating an innocent internet-server's worlds with eye-beams. Yash measured the being's power, and was aghast when astoundingly, the power level exceeded that of the Narrator. The fairies were shocked and sad too, and worried they would never see Polly again. Yash was dismayed and stunned enough to jar him back to his senses. He turned the ship around and set it at top speed to head back to the normal internet, but a masked figure appeared in front of the ship as it floated in space. Yash, who was dedicated to protecting his passengers, set the ship to autopilot, and generated his 5% power mode's avatar, a giant hooded figure. A grim reaper appeared in the red space above the Excalibur. The Reaper tapped the side of his head, and headphones appeared along with multiple speakers. The speakers generated an enormous sonic boom, stunning the masked figure, who was a general of the unknown owners of the fortress. The masked figure recovered rapidly and drew an ax shape in the thin air, which materialized instantly. The masked figure declared: “My title is Grandmaster Motorblade. State your name, and accept your fate.” The Reaper's shadow under its hood seemed to somehow darken, and drew out a birch wand, which promptly extended a pole, which then duplicated itself. The Reaper reached out with its spectral hands and grabbed the poles, striking a pose. At this moment, the ends of the poles began glowing, and then generated a curved blade on each pole. The Reaper's costume began shining with thin multicolored neon lines. Behind the Reaper, two massive half-circles of grey material arched out from the back of the robe, which stretched from head to foot. The Reaper (Yash) flies forward at incredible speed and brings both giant scythes down at the same time, immediately following up with a beam of anti-matter, followed by both scythes going into a diagonal pincer formation and slicing together at blazing speed. Finally, the Reaper launched a stream of cell phones from under the cloak's sleeves. Somehow, the hooded figure dodged all of the attacks and then performed a headbutt that sent Yash flying. He slammed into a wall hard, and then slowly got/hovered back up. The Grandmaster performed two consecutive kicks at the Reaper, who linked both scythes together by their bottom ends and spun them rapidly, barely deflecting the attack. The Grandmaster also swung his ax with both hands from above towards the Reaper, slicing its scythes in half. A wall of force suddenly slammed into the Reaper (Yash) from behind and sent him spiraling out of control towards the Excalibur. The sword-shaped ship opened its hatch in time and Yash shrunk back to normal form, flying into the hatch and crashing into the deck. In desperation, Yash pulled out his retconner and tried using it on the strange figure, only for the seemingly all-powerful device to sizzle... and then blow up in a small pop of sparks. Grandmaster growled, throwing his ax at the ship. The ax cleaved through the ship like a knife through butter. However, when the explosion faded and the ax returned to its owner, a small escape pod shaped like a shield flew towards the portal leading to the dark web. The ship made it through the portal just in time as Grandmaster deactivated the portal. Yash, back in normal space, did not log the incident in the captain's log and rendezvoused with his own private ship, where he headed down to the lab with the fairies/sprites and tried to figure out just what he had encountered. The sprites detected a faint message. The message, once translated, read: “We are the Corrupted Ones. We helped you once, and now your usefulness has expired. Prepare to be obliterated. We have released you so you can await the day of destruction in fear. This day will come soon. We will return.” Yash and the sprites could only look worriedly at each other, as Yash’s ship and the escape pod headed back to real space, slowly emerging from the portal. Yash decided not to tell anyone about this/somehow forgot, and so the Corrupted Ones prepared for the end of days... On Earth-1111, Ethan inscribed a new law in the Hallowed Wall. He took some Full Canon orb energy (very hard to find or make), energized it, and inserted it into the slot of the vault where he put the multiverse's governing laws. The law put a specific limit on how much power any overpowered artifacts could have, putting a power limit on everything in the multiverse and everything that entered it, ensuring that even though there was no peaceful mode, the combined power of the 8 MANCM primary members at maximum power could defeat most monsters that came along, excluding those who broke the multiverse's fabric itself, as those were too powerful to handle alone. The law placed some restrictions on certain aspects of time travel and its many different uses. That was the primary reason why Ethan experimented with Canon so much, in hopes of being able to construct a law that protected the universe forever from evil. However, this law turned out to violate the uneditable law of equality, stating that good and evil had to be equalized. As a side effect, the dark multiverse was spawned in the beginning of time, and the Exalted Ones used it to throw away the Corrupted Ones, unstable prototypes that even Matt (who basically feared nothing) feared. Afterwards, with Ayan’s assistance, Ethan found a way to release his power limits and reach a possible infinite percent power. He was too afraid of what might happen if he actually tried it, so nothing came of it. A week later, in a ruined castle, Ethan found a pool of True Canon. Dream Versus Technoblade but Dream hunts and Techno runs! Dream starts the PVP fight. He used creative mode, so he won. Techno goes to court to sue Dream. Joe was meditating in the cellar when he fell asleep. He had a dream of a mysterious pad, which crash-landed at great speed. On the pad, a figure appeared, collapsing onto the ground. Joe was unable to catch a glimpse of the figure’s face. He saw an MANCM (pronounced Man-Cem) commando air heavy transport emerge from a portal and land on the ground. A figure in an armored anti-radiation suit raced to the site of the crash, pulling out the figure from the crater. “Who... Vin...cent? Vincent???” The suited figure suddenly looked right at Joe’s perspective, and the dream ended. Wordless, Joe was only able to gasp, “Ethan?” Joe went to the basement library (next to the gaming room). Then, he went to the arts and crafts room, where he opened a secret door to his lab. There, he pulled out a dreamscope from a box and placed it beneath the “Blender”. A potion flowed into a stirring mechanism, and the reactor poured some clear gel into the dreamscope. As he looked, Joe saw a rewind of his dream, just before Ethan snuck up behind Joe, retconned his latest memories, knocked Joe out for good measure, and left through a side vent. The end of the filler stories.)

The end of Volume 2

Volume 3: The Origin Story of 808, the Story of the USS Horizon, and the Doomsday Arc Part 1

The Origin Story of 808: Cosmic Error

In the distant past before the events of this record... "Hiss... Boom!" The normally peaceful and serene atmosphere on Earth was shattered by a loud explosion. Screaming could be heard in the far distance. "We need 60 ambulances now on-scene!" (More like 50000) Instead, the caller looked up into the sky and saw an alien ship. It glowed with blinding light. Then, the light got brighter, and it suddenly expanded and flew right into the ground and exploded, wiping away a tenth of America, the center of the solar system exploration program and headquarters of most of the governments of all galaxies nearby. The explosion could be seen from across the galaxy. The First Alien Conflict had begun. More than half of the population of the Milky Way was wiped out during the war. All survivors were then mind wiped at the conclusion of the fighting, save a single being, who was horribly corrupted and driven mad by madness, loneliness, and the loss of family and friends. He concluded that all life should be destroyed to preserve the universe in a perfect state, and began a sinister plot in a new form... (This can't be good.) Modern day... There was a castle, and in the castle there was a car that was frozen in place in a painting in the distant past, called the "Dark History". The next thing that happened: a random magical bolt came through a portal from another dimension, in which a certain young wizard was practicing his spells. The spell flew through the portal into the picture and hit the car, energizing it with new and unknown power. The spell granted the car a consciousness, added a personality to it, and then it animated the car and gave it a lifeforce. The car scanned a real taxi for the sake of appearances, and then reformatted itself to match the taxi, save for the license plate, which was replaced at some point. The car drove out of the portrait (For the sake of the story, the car magically expanded as it left the picture) and left its occupants, still in a sitting position, in the photo for an unknown reason. Nearby in an ancient castle filled with vines and snow, a fairy was going to grant a young boy a wish. (This is the future, but for some reason, people still like castles) She asked him, "What do you want?" The boy wished for all his wishes to come true, and unfortunately one of those wishes that was not well thought out was to destroy the boundaries of the multiverse so the boy could see all the sights of the universe. Big mistake. The fairy had already cast her spell, and she could not stop it. Of course, the next few moments were full of chaos. The spell flew into the sky and spread out, corroding the boundaries of the multiverse. Monsters came tumbling out of their prisons, and at that point, people panicked. (That's a powerful fairy!) Meanwhile, the car gained a robot form and the look of a yellow taxi by gaining 10000000 xp because he moved... and the first thing he did was turn into a towering, 2-story robot. The robotic taxi decided he needed a name. A short one, and it had to be a code name too. So, he decided to name himself after the number on his paint job, which was 808. He looked proudly at his new paint job and decided to add a few white checkers on the sides using technology and spray paint, only to look up and see the multiverse getting torn apart and all evil breaking out. 808 was horrified. 808 decided after looking up what taxis are for that he was working for a good cause, and so he decided that he was a protagonist from his point of view. 808 decided the next thing he should do was to find the cause of the destruction. (He went to the gas station first to get fuel and then went for a drive around his unfamiliar surroundings. He also got new tires and a new GPS.) So 808 went to find the fairy using his onboard GPS. It wasn't that hard because there was a magical vortex right above her. (808 found the fairy and unlocked 2 personality traits called friendly and active. He also realized rust is bad for cars and earned a unique voice!) He saw the fairy, exhausted from casting the spell. He gave her some candy to heal her (do not attempt in real life) and then asked her how to reverse the spell. She told him: “You'll have to close the portal yourself." 808 decided he was going to go on an exciting adventure and started to prepare his travel gear. So, he went across the multiverse using a portal and recruited a team. 808 even visited a few video games for help. Then, 808 went to find a magical scroll of light that could help him. He wandered through the ancient temple that was said to hold it, almost getting destroyed multiple times by the traps. However, when he arrived at the old chest, the scroll had disappeared... Has someone or something taken it? Then the armies of the many worlds mobilized for their battle against evil. The wizard who cast the spell from before also decided to come and help. The evil also prepared, and jumpscares increased tenfold. The fairy has disappeared, just when everyone needs some nice, helpful wishes. Eventually, the day of the endgame came. The battle raged all over the Earth. Elves, robots, aliens, dragons, and even the army participated. Projectiles flew everywhere. There were many traps, but using his taxi form, 808 and his team infiltrated the enemy's base and came face to face with their leader, who seemed eerily familiar. It's the fairy, who has the scroll and morphed into a different form: 404. 808 faced off against 404, his ancient enemy. 404 gained the upper hand using the scroll of light and was about to strike the final finishing blow. However, 808's good spirit causes the scroll to abandon 404 and lend its full power to 808 to seal away evil, changing him into a more powerful form. "Impossible! You are just a machine! How-", says 404. 808 replies, "I may not have a soul. I may be just a robot. But there is good (and the beginnings of a sentient being) in me." 808 prepares to seal 404 away with all his power. An enormous energy orb formed in front of 808, boosted by the wizard, who reveals his real name was Gerald! The giant orb flies towards 404, drains his power, and seals his spirit inside another dimension, locking him away forever. (Hopefully.) So the battle ended, there is peace again, and an AI built to maintain peace malfunctions (Likely due to 404) and plans to wipe out all life. Again. And then during the resulting chaos, 404 finds his way onto Google, where he plagues internet users to this day as lag and viruses. This true story was found in the archives of Earth in DATA UNKNOWN. Wait...That can't be right...No! This is not a good ending! The story can't end like this- Then 808 met Yash, and more stuff happened. Present day, Earth 500/-500, referred to as the anomalous Earth or Earth-500: Yash is strolling around with 808, who notices a sign saying, “Everyone can't stop buying this revolutionary brand-new propaganda product that makes everyone listen to your advertisements, band wagon speakers, which are so loud everyone will always hear about the next product you are advertising! Why aren't you buying one? WHY???”. Then suddenly the planet has a power outage. Some deer are out in the forest somewhere in front of a platform with Hank tied up on it. Then one of them takes out a torch... Meanwhile, Ethan, all the way back on Orthanos III senses a great disturbance in the Ultra Force... A dark power (The Alternity) is slowly awakening... (This does not fare well for the future. Between this and fighting off copywriters, it’s getting dangerous...) (Brief interruption: Hank survived, don't worry about him, he's fine. Only very minor psychological trauma.) These deer somehow mistook Hank for a mystical spore that only appears every thousand years. Burning the spore is said to restore the ecosystem and reverse global warming. Ethan managed to teleport Hank away before anything fiery happened, leaving the real spore in Hank’s place. Sadly, nothing happened at all. The deer got very sad, but then Hank reappeared before them in his 5% power state, anti-deer mode. Said intelligent deer are now listed as extinct by the watchful eye of the Earth-monitoring satellite system. (The Ultra Force: Ethan’s given name for the mythical magic-like energy that somehow emanates from Canon. The Ultra Force is somehow linked to his ruler, the Flashlight of Doom, and... other... artifacts.) (Somehow, the old memories containing the virus have been recovered. We have secured the tapes...) Humorous intermission: Just before 808 joined, there was an Illuminati (very dangerous and powerful aliens, they cause trouble and summon the occasional world-destroying monster) crisis. The world was transported back to the 1600s (guess they were still mad about earlier when Ethan blew their cousins away with air), and Hank cried since there were no pencils there. Instead there was aluminum (for it's the alien's favorite material) all over the place, and there was a horror movie plot where aliens hunted you and you had to run. It was horrible, because some MANCM volunteers actually got eaten. Then a load of policemen vanished forever. There were a bunch of challenges that you had to win to escape, if you lost you vanished forever. It was called... Kaiju Games. (Oh no!) (The challenges were... The Among Us challenge: Survive Among Us. AMONG US IMPOSTER SUS!!! The Drawing challenge: Draw a good picture. If you don't draw well, you're out! The Jurassic Park challenge: Beware the dinosaurs. That's obvious. The Squid Game challenge: A bunch of dangerous games like Monopoly realistic mode. The Build A Giant Mecha challenge: Build it! Do it well! The Gravity Run challenge: Run 3!!! Beat the course! The Alien challenge: Defeat the aliens! (Another hard one.) The Escape Room challenge: Escape the whole place! (And blow the place up while you're doing it.) The You Failed Challenge: Get captured again. Fail to escape, if you win, you are out, and are deleted. The Superhero Challenge: Be a superhero. Sorry, not sorry. Reeses. Lol. The Space Wars Challenge: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of nobody. The Smash Challenge: Super Smash but with everyone. (Yes, Waluigi, you too.) (Also, plus the MANCM) The Rooftop challenge: THROW AXES!!! The Janitor Royale Challenge: Load of different battle scenarios. The Giant Deer challenge: Fight a giant deer. The Battle Every Youtuber Ever challenge: FINAL FINALE! Vs 10 billion hunters! Help Dream win. The Fish Game Challenge: Battle the Illuminati themselves, and survive your encounter. The Get Out For Real Challenge: Escape the challenges, and never return.) After that and the Mechadeer giving all the aliens mosquitoes, (which they hate and happen to be allergic to, so they left) everything was returned to its proper place, time, space, and dimension. Then a space bridge accident caused Kostya from “The Bridge'' to get teleported over with his bike. (More on that later. That whole secret agent plot needs to be filled in first.) Then Montresor appears with a book in hand and a pipe of Amontillado. Fortunato was not present. In fact, he is likely locked up somewhere in some catacomb. (Wonder why? Glares at Montresor, and then teleports him into another catacomb where he gets lost. Rest in peace.) Kostya (plus his bike and some little kid) get washed away by a river into a lava pit due to copyright reasons. Ethan has had enough of those already for the past few days. Seriously. After 808 arrived, his home planet had to be evacuated because it ran out of energy. Then Earth-0.1 was discovered, and the “Study Island Commitment Resistance Organization Arc Addition Postulate Circular Spinny Chair Plot Armor Thingy” was formed to map this new world. Also, the Matt and Ayan vs Ethan 34th civil war began. Chromebook slamming happened, and Ethan suspected Matt of copying this story. Joe (may have permanently) removed himself from the story, Hank disappeared (temporarily), and Yash was on 808's world after he defeated 404. (Data log entry 1654: Earth 500/-500, because that place is strangely the same Earth out of the negative Earths. One half is positive and the other half is negative. These are linked. You can walk from one half to another. No asking why.) The end of the intermission. (Update from the Exalted Ones: We are now decoding the memories. Perhaps they are still readable...) (Now, there will be a tale about how 808 left his home planet, long before 808 got stuck in the painting...)

The Escape

As flames burst out of structures charred from a recent orbital assault, Pathrider glanced out of a dropship at the devastated landscape. As the craft’s engine hummed, Pathrider lifted his hand, retracting it and switching it into its devastating X-Cutter mode. He then checked his welding laser, healing pulsar, and rocket blaster, confirming that all his internal systems were fully functional. Moving on to his external tools, Pathrider prepared his drill, claw, blade, and saw. Near him, the craft’s pilot, Blastcamp, steered the ship through a tunnel of rubble as Syncwave monitored the radars. Pathrider, a neon blue and yellow being, was an armored sports van with numerous turrets. Blastcamp, a quiet and reserved red and orange Techno, turned into a hovercraft. Syncwave, who spoke in a monotone voice, could become a purple jeep. His commander and best friend, Terraframe, a green and gray Techno who turned into a mechanical horse, looked over at him and spoke. “Old friend, we all have to accept the reality of our existence now. Beamscape is lost. After eons of fighting, the planet’s energy plants have been destroyed, meaning that the planet will shut down soon. Our allies, Ketric City and Pentane Station, have fallen. Sector Alpha and Beta are the last safe areas left for Volts. Our leader, Tesla, has decided that Volts can no longer remain on Beamscape. We have to make it to the main city’s launch pad before the gates lock, and our friends leave. If we miss the launch schedule, we will be marooned on this planet, condemned to deactivate from a lack of energy. Or, Striker and the Cordos will hunt us down.” Blastcamp reported, “We are about 600 meters out from the location. I have located a safe route-” He was cut off by Syncwave, who alerted them to approaching hostiles. “Enemies spotted. 100 meters out. They are on an intercept route.” Terraframe pulled out a halberd and repeating blaster. Blastcamp’s back mounted laser turret popped out of his left hatch, and on his other shoulder, a long-ranged cannon extended from its storage mode. Syncwave prepared his sonic pulsar and miniblaster. Pathrider stowed his weapon away and ran over to a turret, which popped out of the side of the ship. Looking through the viewscreen, he could see a mechanical fleet of flight drones trailing the ship. They began to open fire. A beam streaked through the air, arcing straight towards the ship. It went straight through the shields and fried the engine. As alarms began to ring, Pathrider, Blastcamp, Syncwave, and Terraframe all leaped out of the rear ramp, deploying their rocketchutes. However, a bolt came loose on Pathrider’s parachute, detaching it. He managed to get a running landing, transforming into his van mode and continuing to drive forward. Through the comms, he heard, “Pathrider! We’re on the other side of the scrapheap up ahead! We’re getting on the ship now! Go find a tunnel through to the other side of the hill! I just sent it to your GPS.” Pathrider slowed for a moment as he scanned a massive burning crater in front of him. He then switched to hoverwheel mode and drove forward at maximum speed. As he reached the tunnel, he suddenly heard an explosion, which shook his chassis and nearly toppled him over. He managed to remain stable and make it into the tunnel. Switching on his headlights, he noticed a group of Cordo warriors standing in his path. With no other way through, Pathrider deployed his drill, ramming straight through the enemy soldiers. On the other side, Pathrider saw the Orbelon, a small black speck in the distance. Suddenly, attack scouts flew down from the sky and fired laser bolts. One of them hit Pathrider, sending him skidding out of control. At that moment, a laser cut through the drones. Blastcamp, Syncwave, and Terraframe had come back from the ship to help him. Terraframe shifted his parts into horse form, and Pathrider leaped on without hesitation. Syncwave was riding on Blastcamp, and both of them were holding off the advancing enemy. However, a blast suddenly hit Syncwave. He fell off Blastcamp and hit the ground. His eyes dimmed and faded to black. Blastcamp yelled in sorrow and flew forward, firing in all directions as he waded towards his fallen friend. Picking Syncwave up, Blastcamp activated his boosters and flew towards the Orbelon at maximum speed. An ax suddenly flew through the air and chopped Blastcamp into pieces. It was Striker. Terraframe galloped as fast as he could away from the battle. As both of them crouched behind a supply crate, they watched as the cliff face suddenly fell apart, burying the Orbelon. Pathrider looked at Terraframe in horror. “That... was our ship. What do we do now?” Terraframe replied, “I know the layout of this area. If I’m not wrong, there was a set of planetary escape pods hidden by the mines. I remember it was around... here,” he said, as he gestured towards a hidden lever in a small opening. A maintenance hatch opened up. Both ran inside, and found a small cave used for mining. Suddenly, they heard chittering and clattering. It was the Centidrones, terrifying automatons built to hunt down and destroy Volts. The two were surrounded. Terraframe looked at Pathrider. A moment later, Terraframe threw Pathrider upwards to safety. “NO!!!” cried Pathrider. “It’s the only way,” Terraframe messaged. “You are our best scout and our best hope. I trust you.” A moment later, green and gray parts were scattered everywhere. Pathrider screamed and charged his X-Cutter, firing it from his arm. A cross-shaped beam flew through the air and into the midst of the Centidrones, obliterating them within an instant. Pathrider then felt a bump as he landed on top of a cliff. In the cliff was the path leading to the escape pods. Pathrider suddenly heard a noise and spun around. A massive shadow loomed over Pathrider, kicking him onto one side. As the drone readied its aim, it was suddenly chopped in half by the hulking figure of Tesla, who offered a hand to a battered Pathrider. Tesla spoke. “Good to see you alive, soldier. I wish we could have met again under better circumstances, but I have a special task for you. On Rantridos V, a planet known by its inhabitants as Earth, I have picked up an ancient signal, left behind by our predecessors millennia ago. It leads to a secret artifact that could finally change the tide of our war: the Scroll of Light. This device could power us up enough to be able to finally fight back. We have been fighting for many eons, and trillions of citizens and soldiers alike have fallen. I will lead a task force on our last flagship, the cloaked Orbelon. E-808, your mission is to head to Earth and guard it as I find allies to help us. Establish a base of operations and prepare for our arrival. However... you need to beware. Other... artifacts... have been left there by many different species in the past, and these artifacts are very powerful. Notably, I have been informed of a corruptive amulet on that planet. Legend says that whoever in the multiverse that wants more power will find it easily. Now, go! I’ll hold them off! Good luck, soldier!” As Tesla turned into an armored ATV and drove towards the cave entrance, Pathrider pressed the single button on his console. His escape pod closed its hatch and transformed into its orbital escape mode. As the sound of explosions and discharges filled the air, the thrusters spluttered and then roared out a plume of plasma, sending the craft rocketing up the designated electromagnetic acceleration track. Pathrider saw a drilling vehicle transform into Striker, who drew his ax and glared at Tesla with rage in his eyes. As Striker charged forward and was knocked back by Tesla, Pathrider caught one last look of his leader, surrounded by his enemies, looking up at the disappearing pod in the night sky. He watched as his leader suddenly fell to the ground, pierced by an energy blade, and the power left his body. Tesla did not move again. His body instantly dissolved into glowing dust. As the pod began to accelerate to maximum speed, Pathrider briefly closed his optics in remembrance of his squadmates. As he opened them, he briefly saw the Orbelon, somehow still intact, engaging its jumpdrive and leaping to another galaxy. “Entering stasis.” Pathrider felt his optics begin to dim, as the quiet aura of space enveloped him... When he came to, his pod was in front of a great castle. Pathrider got out of the pod, which began to fizzle and spark, before going up in flames. Pathrider tested all his systems to check if they still functioned, and then he scanned the radar briefly. Following that, he checked the intergalactic time. Hundreds of years had passed since he had gone into power conserving mode. From the high castle, he saw legions of soldiers rush out. As they swung their swords, trying to intimidate him, they shouted in a strange, unknown language. Pathrider patched the noise through his universal translator and attempted to communicate that he meant no harm, when he saw a wizard on a large, scaly, winged beast emerging from the castle. He lifted and aimed his wand. Pathrider felt himself being shrunk by some means. He noticed the wizard, who held a grail in his hand. The grail shimmered once, and then Pathrider felt no more, only faintly picking up the words, “You who have tried so hard to escape your fate, I grant you release from your painful memories. I direct you to start a new life and help those who misunderstood you. That is your task. From now on, you are a special anomaly. You are 808.” The end. As 808 continued slumbering in his painting, the world continued to advance over the span of a century. Many new technologies were invented, and the brand new artificial intelligence “404” went rogue and vanished, going into hiding and amassing an army with which to conquer the Earth and the universe. Since the rest of that history has already been shown, we assume you understand what happened after 808 became sealed in the painting. As to how he met the MANCM, however, a more detailed explanation is needed. Yash was on an interplanetary mission when he conveniently fell victim to craft sabotage from people who didn’t want sudden technological advances. Yash somehow ended up on the moon of 808’s planet. (The new world where he lived, the one where he defeated the evil fairy, remember that part?) A colleague of 808 (Gerald, the wizard), was looking through a telescope when he saw Yash’s craft come crashing down. 808 was part of the rescue mission that recovered Yash one month later. Yash told the planet’s inhabitants about the MANCM, and then proceeded to go on a long shopping spree. The end. Some questions that were answered for your... convenience: The origin of the new Grail of Greatness: A magical artifact conjured up by Merlin himself. This was a brand-new Grail, designed to bring peace to the world through its magical powers. Robin Hood and King Arthur suddenly vanished from existence. Ethan learned about it later during his travels in the latter half of the MANCM’s existence. However, the Watcher intervened and told Ethan to never pursue the Grail of Greatness at any cost, unless told otherwise. So... The Deer Arc (Introducing the Timeline Alternate Frequency Authorities and the other timeline group...): Sorry, this is a joke arc. There are already tales about Hank’s frequent encounters... (and subsequent feuds) with deer. Maybe if I have time in the future, I’ll fill this in while keeping constant with the Canon. The Fate of the Scroll (The Scroll of Power, taken by the Timeline Omnipotence Protection Authorities): The Scroll was taken by magical forces yet to be revealed, and they hid it away in a special magic cave. However, over time, the scroll’s magic strengthened, and it began to manifest itself in the outside world. The Amulet of Corruption (May play a role in the times yet to come, and will be forgotten until then...): This amulet was also made by 808 and Tesla’s ancestors. More specifically, it was made by their races’ mysterious creators, who seem to have left the amulet on Earth to corrupt specific individuals. After Ayan found it, it secretly got into his mind and began plotting against Ethan. The others were unaware of this artifact until the day it was revealed. These events will soon come to be... in the later part of the timeline. If Legendary Characters Were The Ancestors of the MANCM (Will be updated later, hopefully, just wait): Ethan: Emperor of Qin, Matt: Lancelot, Ayan: Robin Hood, Yash: Alfred the Great, Hank: King Arthur, Joe: Percival, Remy: Merlin, Vincent: Marco Polo. Power levels will return to prominence soon. Wait a while.

An Origin Story for Remy-CLASH:

“At last!” Remy said as he swung his staff around the statue in the center of the room.”I will have created a clone of equal power to myself!” He yelled something at the statue, and one of its eyes opened. Remy shot a bolt of power from his staff at the statue, and the rock began to crumble around the figure. Remy reached into his pocket and took out a bunch of electrical bits and threw them into the whirling cyclone around the statue. The statue began to glow slightly and slowly reached out its hand, powered by the Canon energy in the cyclone. It then opened its other eye and blinked slowly. Then it turned its head and stared at the bits flying in the Canon-infused air, and pointed its hand at them. A small beam of golden Canon energy came from the finger and struck the cloud of bits. The bits began swirling around the statue as it suddenly glowed golden, and then they shot towards the figure, attaching themselves to it. Remy punched the air as the cyclone slowly slowed and stopped glowing. The statue flexed its fingers and looked at Remy. It opened its mouth and began to move it in exact synchronicity with Remy’s. Remy said, “I am you, and you are me. You are my clone, and I am your counterpart. Arise, “Remy- ...uhh,” Remy snapped his fingers. “Remy- Remy-” “CLASH?” The statue, now Remy’s clone, suggested. “That is my job, after all. I “clash” with my enemies.” “Uh, ok, that sounds great...” said Remy. “Remy-CLASH it is!” Remy turned some other dials and pressed two buttons. The tomb-like structure of the statue opened up to unveil all of Remy-CLASH. The pipes powering him up stopped glowing, and the thin restricting bonds around him released themselves as Remy-CLASH stepped down and stood across from Remy, looking at him. Just then, the hydraulic door to Remy’s lab burst open, and in came Ethan, whistling merrily until he noticed Remy-CLASH next to Remy. He stopped, slowly turned around, and walked out of the little room. Remy-CLASH looked at Remy, and they both burst out laughing. Remy-CLASH started scanning the area with his special eyes, seeing a portal close outside the lab as Ethan ran away down the hallway outside, screaming his head off all the while. “That’s justified,” Remy chuckled. He then opened a control panel in the wall and activated “Unique sentience mode.” Some lights on Remy-CLASH’s helmet and premade suit (hanging on the other side of the room) began to glow. Remy-CLASH’s bionic arms (Ethan-made, Remy “borrowed”) began to light up and flash. Then Remy-CLASH’s color scheme changed to a dark stealth pattern. Remy-CLASH was now a separate entity. Remy clapped his hands. Remy-CLASH didn’t mimic him. “Test successful,” Remy declared. Then he handed Remy-CLASH and gave him some popcorn. Remy-CLASH pointed his finger at the popcorn and activated a laser in his finger, frying them. Then he gulped them all down as Ethan slowly came back through the door and walked over to Remy, patting him on the shoulder. Remy-CLASH’s suit flew to him from across the room and latched itself to the magnetic locks on his body. Remy-CLASH tested the boot jets, and then turned his arms into a blaster and an energy blade. Satisfied, he dropped back onto the ground with an impressive boom, changing his hands back into normal hand mode. These were top-of-the-line manipulators. Remy-CLASH patted Remy on the shoulder as well, mimicking Ethan. However, Remy sank down to his waist through the floor, which was not used to being hit with so much power. (Remy-CLASH’s suit needed some fine-tuning.) Remy-CLASH pulled him out as they all stared at the hole in the floor, wondering just how many property damage bills they would have to pay. Ethan frowned and pointed at the sign saying “Ethan-owned” on the front door. Remy said, “Uhhhh, about that...” Ethan turned around and left the room. Remy-CLASH looked at Remy. Remy looked back at him. “Oh no...” Just then, Ethan came back with a stack of horror movies. Remy started screaming and ran out the door, followed by Remy-CLASH, who was only confused. Ethan took out his camera and took a photo of the Remy-CLASH plans. He leaped into a portal and left. (The end.) How the clone of Ethan came to be: To sum it up, the Watcher stole Ethan’s plans for a clone of himself and built the clone in his lab. Ethan went and stole “the clone”, modifying it and giving it a new purpose... Ethan and Remy decided to put their clones into extended stasis. Remy wiped Ethan’s memory with a magical cake with a special effect applied to the frosting. Ethan’s computer remembered, prompting it to create clones of both Bagel and Vincent before putting them in hidden stasis pods, beyond the lab’s black hole. The white hole led to a private research facility that was bound to Earth-1111’s old multiverse code. (Memory and trauma blocks do happen, as Ethan and company like to wipe some memories from the others sometimes. This is unfortunate, as clearly, it will cause issues and rifts in the team sooner or later.) Remy-Umbrella’s: Helicopter Umbrella, Buzzsaw Umbrella, Electro Umbrella, Magnetech Umbrella, Spike Launcher Umbrella, Sword Umbrella, Armored Umbrella, Energy-draining Umbrella. The new team tools: Ethan: Ruler, Flashlight, Jetpack-mounted Laser Cannons, Chain-Grapple, Shoulder Rapid-Vulcans (2x)

Ayan: Tech Frisbees (4x, arm mounted, Lightning, Air (Vapor), Drill, Claw), Chainsaw, Frisbee Launcher

Hank: Mirror Shield and Beamsabre, Pickaxe, Pencil Spear, Pen Lance, Phase-Boomerang Spiked Shield

Joe: Hammer, Rockets, Card Firer, Twenty-Move Gauntlets, Guitar Sonic Long Blaster, Arm PE-Carbines

Yash: Clawed Shield, Samurai Sword, Machete, Twin Scythes, Antimatter Projector, Spreadshot Cannon

Matt: Special Blaster Bats (Ion, Plasma), Enchanted Gloves, Nail-Tipped Ax, Racket Shield-Blasters (2x)

Vincent: Buzzsaw Rollerblade Spurs (2x), Canon Revolvers, Shield Hat, Twin Pistols, Custom Short Rifles

Remy: Magic Staff, Umbrella Blade, Engraved Wand, Poisoned Marbles, Brick Control, Elemental Attacks

(Yash accidentally erased his own memories of meeting the Corrupted Ones. This... was a giant mistake.)

Horizon: Journey to Far Space

From the depths of space, a white shuttle carrying Neil Nelson came rocketing from the cosmos, heading point-blank towards the surface of Mars. 500 miles away- 300 miles away- now entering the atmosphere. Shields holding steady. Scanning landing area, beginning main engine shutoff. Landing successful. Right next to the MCRSD (Mars Central Research and Science District), as Neil Nelson exits the ancient space shuttle, several rovers rush out from garages lined up against the wall and begin towing the craft off of the landing pad to an empty garage. Neil Nelson grants them no notice. He raises his eyes to the zenith of their rotation; straight up, and then back towards his home, Earth. He sighs, and turns resignedly towards the main base. All at once, the Sun emitted an ominous rumble. Neil sighed again. “It won't be long,” he thought, “before the Sun's life ends. And when that happens, so will our lives.” He sighed again and then continued walking to the main dome. The entrance was a sort of small door, situated at the edge of a vast dome, covered with reddish sand. There was a panel of three buttons on the wall of the hut. (To open the doors, to go down, and to close the doors.) The Commander takes a turbolift (very fast elevator) down to the bottom of the dome, where AI mission control is. The lift passes a group of tracks with wheels linked to a large platform, which is slowly moving into launch position. At the bottom, a busy group of workers is working on assembling the XLS-2802 USS-Horizon. The Horizon is designed with function in mind, and yet it still packs in form and comfortable quarters for the crew. 808 sneaks in with Yash, scans a newer space-worthy shuttle and parks into the ship's shuttle bay perfectly. Yash uses his camouflage and heads down to the engineering bay. To save the world, the Horizon has to find a few alien trends, very powerful artifacts hidden all over the universe. (Fidget spinners, slime, Legendary Creature Tarot cards, Buyclans, references, dead memes, dabbing, past celebrities, and more.) The Horizon consists of a disk-like main front body linked to an ovaloid body at the edge of the saucer. The bridge is located near the middle of the disk. At the end of the rear body is a neutron fusion impulse engine that glows yellow when in operation. At the middle of the ovaloid are 4 short spokes connecting to a ring with 8 Slingshot engines. These utilize the Slingshot Theorem to propel the ship into a dimension where one can travel at unimaginable speeds. There are also 16 mini fission booster rockets mounted by the main impulse engine. In the ship there is a core reactor powered by a supercharged plasma surrounded by a specially-crafted brand-new special one-of-a-kind Bose-Einstein temperature containment system which uses dark matter for the secondary systems, and a matter creator which can make new atoms and even make water and food that tastes good. There is room for 400 onboard and plenty of amenities. Of course, there is the shuttlebay, main bridge, movie theater, holomatter deck, gym, mini-farm, library, laboratory, farm, observatory, weapons control, shields control, reactor control, experimental science array, data gathering array, and other arrays of tech. There is also a nano-location-displacement-transport drive, which is a hybrid of multiple alien technologies which allows the ship to travel to different dimensions, planes of reality (somehow), levels of consciousness, size change, and even go to different universes. The USS Horizon is covered in many floodlights and hatches, and in multiple areas the name is emblazoned. (Main disc, engines, walls, every computer terminal, every bed, pillow, cup, you know. Breaking the fourth wall is fun. What's your reaction, reader?) It is some of the most advanced tech in the universe, and is also made of Transmetalamium I. Anna Harper, who was permanently dimensionally displaced, is now serving as a communications officer. Pete the cat is lounging around somewhere in the lounge of the ship. Much of the ship is covered in new scientific equipment, but there are shields and weapons that are hidden. The shields can withstand the largest supernovae at point blank range. There are photon torpedoes and quantum frequency lasers. It's almost a warship. (Oh wait... wasn't this originally supposed to be a space battleship? Never mind...) The sirens blare and flash in a vivid red, the wall containment racks retract, the escape pods are locked in, the booster pod is secured, the docking bays close, the hatches seal, the data of the history of the world, all music, and all books in the world finish downloading, the crew put on their seatbelts, the shields engage, all final checks are finished, and Captain Neil Nelson gives a nod, the signal to launch. Then the final countdown begins. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0. The dome splits into 2 halves, and the Horizon's impulse engines and boosters roar to life. The elevator assists with the rapid launch, sending the Horizon upwards, while giving it some speed. The Horizon rapidly races up the passageway and bursts out into the air for the first time. The retro-rockets kick in, and the Horizon is propelled into space. The boosters eject from the Horizon and begin floating around the planet. The Horizon slowly comes to a halt as the Slingshot engines charge up... An alarm blares, indicating... that the sun is imploding. After a massive explosion, shockwaves begin to rock the ship. Nelson watches his Earth explode into fragments. As that occurs, the energy reaches its optimal amount and begins to discharge into a portal. The ring segment of the ship starts rotating at high speeds. The shields power up, switching to a faster-than-light anti-collision mode. The slingshot engines charge up and begin glowing bright blue. With a brilliant flash of white light, the Horizon leaves a long trail of afterimages as it speeds into the swirling portal. The ship then departs for the unknown on its maiden voyage... (Like a certain iconic ship from another universe...)

(That was sort of somber, but soon it will get even more serious. Brace yourself, because evil is coming.)

Much later, the USS Horizon crashed and exploded due to unknown reasons, but 808 and Yash (plus Pete) blasted clear of the hangar before the whole thing crashed into an exoplanet. Anna vanished during the crash, and was found 1 minute later. Then 808, Yash, and Pete went through an ancient portal found in some alien ruins and went home. Some random deer cult tried to drag Hank into the woods where they had an altar but thankfully, Hank got away. 5-10 years later: (time doesn't affect fictional characters) Some stuff the MANCM did while they were still in peacetime. Back on Earth-1111, in Mr Ancona's class, some random ghost named P is annoying everyone in the classroom by making noise in the ceiling during the CA. Then Matt returns after two weeks! With his proton pack he sucks in P. In the library, a fiery smoking shuttle crashes down. From the smoking crater 808 emerges in a badly burned taxi mode, transforms and limps to the nearest repair bay. Yash simply falls out. Pete meows and then faints on the floor. Meanwhile Ethan, Ayan, and Hank are racing down the hallway for the spinning chairs and the WWE belt while Joe walks. Hank is riding his mecha-deer. Ethan literally turns into a UFO with wheels, and Ayan is on a spray painted golden Roomba that is going at something like 300 mph (1000 is fatal even with plot armor or chair armor due to realistic constraints set by Ethan) per hour. Joe decides to race and summons the Plasmabolt 1000, a really fast broomstick. Then (good) Mr Ancona picks the Jurassic World- Star Wars- Robocop- X- Men- Fantastic Four Memeworld track and everyone starts racing, including Mr Ancona who gets in his wheelchair with an engine. Matt joins in with his Dababy mobile. Remy joins the action in his nuclear vending machine mark one (which blew up and was replaced later with the mark II), armed with rainbow lasers and yelling out a war cry. Yash comes out of the Medbay, almost gets run over by Remy (who is flying circles in the air), and then calls 808, who drives over, having scanned a new taxi, and Matt in his Dababy Car, and a few AI-controlled cars. The race begins with the classic Mario Kart music. Go!!! All the contestants hurdle through the hallway. (which somehow widened and is now teacher and student free but filled with obstacles) The fast cars may be fast, but needless to say all the normal supercars get left in the dust. So anyways, Mr Ancona is speeding ahead of everyone in his wheelchair, but Ayan is catching up on his Roomba, and he has pillows to throw... Remy is accidentally beating up the track behind him with nuclear power as he flies along, desperate to keep up, but the track fixes itself somehow. Meanwhile Matt gets an upgrade block and his Dababy car grows a snowplow and then he starts chasing Hank on his mecha-deer, who starts throwing footballs in retaliation. Yash is flying along in 808 using maglev wheels and hovering over the cannonball traps and the spike shooters. Joe's broomstick gets two claws and Ethan's UFO gets speed stars. Joe grabs Ethan's UFO and throws it off the track, but then the speedstars power propels Ethan at lightspeed for a few seconds, enough for him to take the lead. Then Remy's ship (in last place) gets hit with a stray football and the windshield cracks. He gets mad and then begins a rampage of destruction, wiping out half of the stadium and popping Yash's back tire with one big laser. Yash had a computer though, so he typed in a few lines of code and generated a new tire, slapping it on the axle as 808 continued driving thanks to his ability to briefly shift his center of gravity. Then, the new tire spun, and 808 was officially back in the race. The Watcher starts talking about useless trivia to annoy everyone. Everyone crashes because of cringe. Remy ejects and lets his vending machine crash and explode, calling his factory to begin work on a Mark II. The Dababy mobile is untouched, unexploded, and unscratched. It is a glimmer of hope for the universe. Also, Ethan's UFO is (mostly) invincible, so it's fine. The Roomba appears through the smoke and destruction. The spray paint gold has peeled off a little, but because of the Roomba armor, it is ok! Sadly, the wheelchair, 808, mechadeer, and broomstick were destroyed. So their owners have to go buy new ones for $9999 each. (The power of the plot brought those back later.) Ayan, Matt, and Ethan are still going through the race. The finish line is only 46 light years away. A disruption in the timeline brings back Joe, Hank, Yash, and Mr Ancona. A random Monarch crown-wearing lion gobbles them up. Mr Ancona survives because he had a teleporter. Everyone ignores the lion. Mr Ancona's wheelchair turns into Dom Toretto's car, making him speed to the finish line. Mr Ancona gets the WWE belt but then the Monarch lion takes the special spinning prize chairs (the other prize) and flies away as the MANCM chases it. They run across many different (and unique) Earths: Earth-101010101010, Earth-Infinity, Earth-0123456789, and Earth-10.5. The lion stops at Earth-0.1. It turns into a massive hand and starts trying to crush everyone. Ayan takes the spinning chairs and throws them into Earth-(-0.1), the entry point to the Negative Realm. Ethan frowns. Matt pushes Ayan and his Roomba back into the portal. (Guess the Roomba didn't come with rocket boosters.) The Watcher is in the Exalted Ones’ world. He turns on his chromebook and looks at Earth-Earth. He sees two little figures battling a giant hand. Bored, the Watcher skips to another universe. He looks at Earth-Meme. Then he looks at Earth-Blob. Suddenly, the bell rings, and the Watcher leaves to get lunch. Ethan hyper slaps the hand out of existence, Matt somehow gets the chairs back, and goes back to his $1000000000 mansion to enjoy the chairs. But then a random evil Mr Ancona clone takes the chairs and flies away. Everyone starts chasing him. P escapes his ghost trap and flies away to cause trouble again. The chairs exploded because Ayan fired an energy laser at the random clone. The people eaten are fine. (Plot convenience!) A few months pass with nothing happening. Peace seems to be all around, and there are no civil wars. (Except for the last balloon fight) However, as always, evil refuses to rest, and the MANCM will return.

The Doomsday Arc, Part 1

(Apocalypse: Short story and Prelude): 1 Earth year in the primary universe, 1 hundred Earth years on Earth-1111 before the incidents and the events of the Origin Arc... The end has come!!! Ding dong! A meteorite shaped like a doorbell is coming towards Earth! It's karma for not giving Ancona a post-it! The sirens wail in terrible noises. Everyone cower in fear under your desks! Stay there as the whole place blows sky high! It's a giant Egg Kona with an egg cult on its head!!! Every nation desperately tries to stop the Egg to no avail. It doesn't buckle under the mighty barrage. Everyone believes that they are doomed, and starts panicking. “We're going to be egged! Ahhhh!” Suddenly... Have no fear! Super Hook is here! (Dramatic music!) With one mighty punch he destroys the asteroid. He has saved the day! Doomsday (and egging) is averted! Everyone cheers, and doesn't buy eggs for the next 1000 years. Then Super Hook flies back to his secret asteroid... Suddenly, a spaceship comes along with a bunch of people who call themselves the MANCM and offer him a new job... not as a daytime janitor... but as a time agent! Super Hook will later give his identity to Joe. Present day: Some time after the race, bricks started falling down from the sky, but the (good) Mr Ancona used his reflexes to expertly dodge all the falling projectiles, but then as he drives away, suddenly a raving Hank on the mechadeer shows up behind Mr Ancona and starts chasing him. Mr Ancona flees in his sedan, and the mechadeer runs after it, with Hank aggressively throwing footballs the whole time and yelling: “Think fast! Think fast!” (Wonder why?) Mr Ancona pulls up at the closet, gets inside, and accidentally teleports himself to the MANCM base. He starts screaming, Hank starts screaming, Matt starts screaming, Joe does nothing, and Ethan comes out of his gaming room with an annoyed look on his face. Later, after the whole time heist trilogy, Anna Harper, being a smart person, finds a UFO and flies it around America, causing reports of flying lights and eventually crashes it into a desert, causing Area 51 to be founded. She also reprograms a time distress beacon given to her by Ethan and visits many time periods in history. She may or may not have unintentionally given Ayan (and by extension, Ethan) the idea for the MANCM team. She left a time machine in an Egyptian tomb and built Stonehenge with a UFO. She inspired some people to destroy the Hanging Gardens, so its fate remained a mystery for a long time. Ethan later rebuilt it in the 3000s. Ethan later used a time machine that was built on the moon to give the Statue of Liberty a hidden transformation device, which could turn it into a robot, but he removed it later to use in a hovercarrier robot. Ethan placed many other important artifacts (Time traveling car, giant mech, futuristic tech, a portable base, a portal generator, the flashlight of doom, a magic cup, and others) around the world... because they will be needed one day during the foreseen endgame. This was due to instructions Anna Harper received through a time portal and later sent to Ethan. One day the Turtle (2.0 restored) foresaw in a vision the destruction of everything. Exodus. Unknown date... Unknown timeline... Unknown Earth... Unknown cause... Unknown enemy. Earth 1111 burns slowly as its surface, once full of radiant life and colorful skyscrapers, now is filled with dust and rubble and burns slowly. Earth 88 has disintegrated despite using its laser, Earth 9999 is damaged beyond repair, Earth 5 has blown up, Earth 4 is close to destruction, Earth 3 is missing, Earth 2 has been turned into debris, and small green shuttles are fleeing the imploding black hole and heading towards the black abyss of space. A cracked orb is seen in the distance, which is the remains of Earth 1. Earth 0 (The turtle 3.0) has returned, right before it too is consumed by an unseen force. Orthanos III has been consumed. Mr Ancona and Remy are gone. Ayan has vanished. Matt and Hank have both been defeated. Ethan, with a grim look, watches the monster approach his world. His ruler lies broken on the ground. (He had a failsafe plan to save the world, and a failsafe plan for that, and a failsafe plan for that, and so on. There were about 9999 of them.) The plans eventually worked in some way. By sending a message to someone in the past... Ethan was destroyed along with the last remains of Earth-1111. The vortex-like being eats up everything in sight. The MANCM has been defeated, save for Yash, who uses the last of his powers to send a lone escape pod (provided by Ethan) back to the past to try to save the world. In the pod? An amnestic Super Hook, containing the last life-giving remnants of that universe, which is a time-displaced Joe! Yash, having done all he could and having exhausted the last reserves of his energy, disintegrates into ash, and Earth 1111's multiversal generator explodes (caused by a last attempt at Ethan to save the world), destroying that world. A shadow is seen heading to another world. The turtle woke up with a gasp. So then, Mr Ancona returned after his adventure with the falling bricks and his quest to save the deer of Earth-88 and threatened to destroy the world again with his new deer army, and then the MANCM had to return to save the world again. As Hank fights the deer again, Ethan notices a mysterious post-it note sent by an anonymous agent. (Yes, there was a signature, it was recognizable as Albert and Anna's writing, which was always in cursive. William Harper was injured in action. William is now in a cryogenic pod near an English fort and is still in stasis. Anna vanished again not long afterwards.) Ethan calls for a ceasefire immediately after reading the post it note, because he recognizes the handwriting on the note, and it's Anna's. Ethan knows it's not a fake note. After some negotiations, both sides realize they are being manipulated by an unknown enemy who only craves destruction, and so a temporary truce is formed. During the peace talks, Hank meets a small deer who's actually nice to him but then his pencil falls on it and almost crushes it. Matt, seeing the deer, destroys it with antimatter (Unspace) by accident, and Hank can only watch in horror. He slumps to the ground sadly, and watches the remains of his friend drift towards the antiverse. Not long after, it comes back out, well and alive, but with a second warning note attached to it. The note says to beware “The Watcher”. (Written by future Matt and Hank. Ayan was off in his own universe.) Hank quickly teleports the baby deer to his own mansion. On Orthanos III (to be explained in more detail later, it's an intergalactic vacationing planet with secret bases in the oceans), as Ethan and the turtle have a picnic, suddenly a time portal opens up, and an escape pod falls out... the turtle peers in... and inside is (A depressing aura!) Super Hook. The turtle leaps in and Ethan crawls behind it. It is dark and damp in the pod and a mysterious shadowy figure can be seen in a glass container - a time remnant of Joe. Another shadowy figure teleports behind the turtle and stabs him in the shell, then disappears. The turtle smirks because he cannot be beat, and his wound heals instantly. Ethan hadoukened and he hit the shadowy figure, who was a crewmate. In the air conditioning vent, something rustles and pops out. It is an Among Us imposter and it is... the red one. Ethan pulled out his duplicate ruler hidden in his sleeve. He whacked the imposter who collapsed to the ground. The imposter teleported behind Ethan and slapped his face. The imposter screamed, “I LIKE YA CUT G!” Ethan fell to the ground grasping his head. The turtle snuck behind Joe's pod and freed him. As Joe lay there on the ground he screamed, “I'll join you! Wait... Ethan???” Ethan helped Joe up. “What year is it?” ”Multiverse year 3995.” Joe passes out from shock since he's from a different time (the future, aka multiverse year 4000). Then, the Among Us imposter comes up behind Ethan again, but Ethan just leaps backwards, swings his ruler at the imposter and crewmate, and gives them the biggest ruler slap ever, yelling: “STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!!!” Ethan lands on the floor behind the imposter and retracts his ruler. The crewmate exploded. The imposter was defeated. He says, “You will fall before The Watcher, like all the others.” Then the imposter explodes. Then Ethan teleports the whole pod back to HQ for further examination. (Somehow 5 years quickly passed. Just another convenient lab accident.) Seeing Joe at the present time, Remy (who hasn't gone home yet) is very confused at seeing two Joes. Future Joe slowly wakes up. He sees Joe and sighs for a long, long time. “The world ended. Why is everyone still alive?” Future Joe feels future Yash sending his pod into a time portal. “Oh! Is this the past? Is the Watcher here yet?” The MANCM exchange confused looks. The Turtle breaks into the room and starts screaming about an evil presence. Future Joe says, “The catastrophe is near. I need to show you how to stop the coming evil... Wait, how do I show you?” Yash and Ayan run to get a blackboard, only to see an undead army appearing out of nowhere. These are the Watcher's scouts. Joe goes unconscious again, and the MANCM gets ready to battle. Ethan takes out his newest gadget, an arm-mounted composite defensive armament, and slides it onto his prosthetic nanobot right arm. The bionic arm comes with a powerful shield and a composite launcher which can launch energy balls, the average metal round, paint projectiles, and the terribly convenient nanoweapons, which make different things, along with the second arm turning into a deployable energy coated blade. Ethan zips around the area at 95 miles per hour slicing every zombie in sight. Present-time Joe uses an invisibility cloak and starts bonking the undead with a hammer. Matt pulls out a samurai sword and uses it. Yash and Ayan return to the room with the blackboard. When the zombies are knocked down, however, they get back up. Future Joe awakens. “Oh, you need to disintegrate them.” Joe starts drawing the appearance of the Watcher on the board. Ethan unleashes the Flashlight of Doom, which was stored in his left arm. He unleashed a loud sound effect and obliterated the zombies. Ethan gets hit by a rock in the head. He glares at the portal, and then he throws a mini black hole through the portal, and then slams it closed. On the other side, Ayan starts screaming. A Fall Guy appears. He is a professor who is skilled in busting extra-dimensional monsters and Covid-310, the variant. He vanishes due to him trying to find a cure to the Eggcano infection. Then the Eggcona army shows up to destroy the multiversal barrier in ancient times. Ethan activates the giant mech hidden in the Statue of Liberty, and it starts stomping all over the place and stepping on egg-kona clones. Mr Ancona is enraged that he has clones and starts cracking them all with his magic cup. (Ethan gave it back.) Then Henry Stickmin appears and starts battling giant alien tripods in New York. The turtle wakes up and starts practicing Kung Fu. A sensor array on Earth 9999 senses an extradimensional threat approaching. Ayan realizes it is the Watcher. It matches the turtle's vision of a black hole, sucking in everything in its path. Everyone rushes to fortify the Earth-1111 defenses. At the same time, the Turtle, in order to accommodate the meme army, turns into Earth 0. However, everything is still following the Watcher's scenario. Then Anna will throw a wrench (and more than just a wrench, more like a giant firecracker) into his plans, by arriving with the extra dimensional power of Ayan. The MANCM volunteer army, the Sheriffs, the Vinvy Memes team, Remy, and the spies arrive. Earth 0 begins downloading plans to reformat itself into a giant sword. Matt, on a side mission to gather parts for the upgrading of the laser of Earth-88 (which COULD harm the Watcher, as it's a multiversal laser), arrives on Orthanos III and starts installing the Flashlight of Doom into a mirror dish, which will project the energy. Joe generates another shield around Earth-9999, knowing it may be needed later. On Earth 2 and Earth 4, porta-bases are being retrieved from colonial times and being installed. Portal generators are taken from caveman times and installed on Earth 3 and Earth 5. Dinosaurs start coming out. Yash decides to activate his ace: a transfer of his editing rights to Ethan. (Ethan gave it back some time later.) A load of energy transforms Ethan into a sphere of power. Ethan comes out unharmed, but another entity has been formed. Narrator Ethan has joined the story. Scenario 1: He is overpowered. He flies out to where the Watcher is (aka the Alternity) and snaps his fingers, destroying it instantly. Scenario 2: However he can't interfere with the timeline, except when protecting it. The Narrator disappears to visit new worlds, but his residual energy left from his creation reacts with an evil sentient planet and turns it into the Alternity, which is immediately displaced to the past due to a spaceship crashing and blowing up a conveniently-placed time machine nearby. The Alternity decides to destroy the world, but it is trapped by the Big Bang's energy. So it hatches an elaborate plan, which starts with a planet called Earth-88... Earlier in the timeline, a vortex deposits some random metal stronger than anything in the universe and multiverse. Ethan changes the mixture to make it stronger by adding nanobots, calling it Transmetalnamium I. It has almost unlimited durability. “It should be able to block the Watcher's attacks for long enough for us to hit it with everything we have,” says future Joe, who then merges with present time Joe, giving him the power of Super Hook (now able to turn invisible too). However, Super Hook has already been anticipated by the Alternity. The Alternity arrives with its army, but Ayan arrives with his universe's army as well. The Alternity quickly fires its most powerful weapon. The shield is broken after seconds, and the beam heads right towards Earth-1111! The assembled members of the MANCM can only watch in horror as a dark shadow rapidly accelerates towards their home. The Alternity darkly laughs. Suddenly, a bright light shines from above, and the Narrator flings the Alternity's attack aside with a great effort! As the Narrator grapples with the Alternity, Super Hook (using boxing gloves made of Canon) starts smashing every villain in his path. On Earth-1111, the MANCM meme team generates current famous memes, and they all charge at the undead army. Obscure mecha attack the pencil and deer, which are led by Hank, who uses a pencil ax. Mr Ancona splashes his corrosive coffee everywhere, and zombies are melted. Yash (holding a twin blaster) leads the dinosaur army, and Ayan (with a rocket pistol) leads the rest of the memes left over from the crossover. Ethan grows to a massive size, grabs Earth-0 and swings it, causing a chain of massive explosions. Ethan shrinks back to normal and starts swinging his ruler at the charging enemy troops. Bagel growls and fires his twin head-mounted laser cutters, and on his back, a row of four plasma launchers pop out and begin spewing energy onto the battlefield. On Earth-0, zombies spew out from dropships, vehicles, and fleet carriers, but the spies, 808, and Gerald are waiting for them. As 808 fires his X-Cutter, Gerald casts his defensive dome shield spells, stopping fiery rocks raining down from the sky. Earth 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 88, 0, and 9999 assume an orb posture around Earth 1111, which is fending off an assault. Without notice, from a portal above, other Earths start to appear! Earths 6-10 start firing heat rays and beams. Earth-0 returns to normal size and uses itself to charge up Earth-88's laser cannon, which emits a massive beam with tendrils of energy from the sides. The Alternity is unfazed. Orthanos III emits its energy shield and then “bowling ball style” flies towards the Alternity and bashes it again and again, flying off and coming back to smash. Earth-9999's mechanisms fire all its micro-pins at the monster, and a massive explosion ensues. However, through the smoke, two red eyes malevolently gleam. The Alternity reshapes itself into a planet-sized clawed beast! Earth-88 activates its transformation device, transforms into its robot form, and the two titans face off... Only for Earth-88 to immediately be disabled by an energy pulse launched from the beast's mouth. The Narrator is knocked away by the Alternity's second-to-last form, a humanoid. The Alternity remakes itself into a black hole and prepares to devour everything. The MANCM continues to battle, but it looks like they will lose. At the last moment, when everything is about to be destroyed, Joe's future self realizes what must be done. He separates Super Hook from Joe, gathers the multiverse's power, flies back in time and then crashes into the Alternity, self-destructing to destroy it. This only angers it, and in the present time, the Alternity feels the change, roars in anger and hits Earth-0. The Immortal Turtle is almost destroyed by the attack. Suddenly, the Narrator reappears. Briefly fusing with Ethan, they pool their power into the most powerful weapon ever made yet- the editing ban launcher. It (powered by Joe, who became the battery, and the Grail of Greatness, which appeared) charges up and releases a torrent of power that blasts the Alternity, destroying it. Joe starts fading as the last of his power ebbs. Hank runs over. Joe whispers, “Farewell... not.” Joe, having saved the world, vanishes into the antiverse. Mr Ancona (good) starts researching how to access the antiverse. The Grail of Greatness also turns into fine ash. Ayan, after shaking Ethan's hand, goes home to the Ayanverse. Yash organizes a memorial for his friend. Matt attends, but then he hears an ominous voice... “I will return. You will be destroyed. My master is coming soon... and you will perish before the wrath of Terminus.” The voice fades and disappears. Before leaving, the Narrator confirms this fact. Ethan, now normal again, watches the red sky as the sun rises over many devastated planets (all the Earths and Orthanos III), and plans to rebuild everything. Joe comes back to life, but he seems to have forgotten some stuff. On another planet, Orthodontist Amos randomly starts shaking and trips. When he gets up, his eyes start to glow orange, and he teleports to the antiverse. Unseen by anyone, the current and real Watcher, an animal of unseen size, examines the recent events of the world with great interest... A robotic copy of Ethan behind him glances at a large levitating clock near the Watcher, “It's almost time... Yes, indeed. Time... for the end of the multiverse.” To be continued. The end of the Doomsday Arc, Part 1.

End of Volume 3

Volume 4: The Doomsday Arc Part 2, Hank vs a Giant Deer 2, and What If The MANCM Was In ???

The Doomsday Arc, Part 2:

On Earth 1111, on a lone hill near vast, forgotten plains, near the Nimbus mountain range, the location of Victory Fortress, the well-known, renowned extreme-lockdown-ultra-base of the MANCM, a swirling portal opened, spewing corrosive dust and scattering it to the winds, as the local controlled air currents suddenly began to accelerate and circulate unnaturally. A dark hulking mass came out and stomped on the ground with a reverberating thud. The dirt cracked open, wind howled, thunder crashed, and it began to rain as clouds covered all of the continent and began to spiral down towards the unknown being, who glared at the lands before him, ripe for destruction. At Victory Fortress, the MANCM’s main headquarters, reports flooded in from all directions of a dark influence falling over Earth-1111... Communications with the other planets suddenly cut off. Next to the shadowy figure, a banner of dark energy and extraterrestrial stone flew down from the far reaches of space with a swift and sudden crash. Now, within the field, there stood a lone figure, silhouetted against the slowly rising sun. He slowly rose to his feet, revealing his true scale -enormous- and raised his hand to the sky. As dark matter swirled around the area, the being rose from his kneeling position and pulled his weapon off his back. Within the beings’ grip was an object of great and tremendous size, a seemingly harmless and rather oversized toothpick... However, as he directed the toothpick towards the brightening sky, several tiny bright lights began to disappear or explode brilliantly as they were removed from reality. Galaxies, hundreds of thousands of light years across, gone in the space of a single breath. The massive toothpick was moved to Orthodontist Amos’s large back as the monstrous figure turned to look at the world around him. "This is the end for all of the humans." He boomed out, in a voice rough and tattered, "My existence was devoted to helping humanity, cleaning teeth and preventing or stopping extinction from cavities... Humanity has reneged on its promises, and has created their own beings, dentists, to do it for them... They betrayed me, a god! I was worshiped! I was infinite!!!!! I will not accept this fate... I will destroy this world..." Abruptly, his voice sharply cuts off as he begins to convulse; growing and changing, becoming ever more hideous, terrifying, and monstrous in the light of the morning sun, as Corrupted Canon created a dark aura around him. He slowly straightened and then raised his left hand. From beneath the ground and below erupted thousands of little figures, yelling and screeching all kinds of hideous-sounding expletives. Beside the colossal giant, a smaller one rose, pale and transparent in the light of the ever-rising sun. The spectral figure turned and looked at his larger companion. "Are you ready, lord Amos?" The massive being roared, a sudden, shuddering, great cry that shook P's translucent body. (Meanwhile, in the Legacy universe: On another world, separated from this one through millions of years and thousands of galaxies, Arjun and Sameer looked through their powerful scope and listened, as the beast screeched for all to hear. The scream roused Anton and Tushaar as well, and they groggily got up from their large beds. Their eyes widened as they noticed the beam of darkness in the distance, and the waves that emanated from that place. An evil sneering planetary face seemed to appear from some nebula's clouds, and it leered down at the assembled group of four, before fading. Then, the four returned their horrified sights to Earth-1111, where, with one fluid motion, the figure on the ground swiped its arm once more, and a thousand galaxies blinked out of existence, never to be heard or seen from ever again. Tushaar stayed behind to organize their armies in preparation for the inevitable battle and defense, while the other three, Anton, Arjun, and Sameer took their forces, forged new tools, summoned their best gear, equipped themselves with all they had, wished one another good luck, and headed towards the portal to aid their MANCM allies in the lengthy final battle that was yet to come...) The bellow rattled the monsters below as well, and they shivered in fear, briefly silencing themselves, if only for a few moments. "Yes, P. Command the troops to advance and commence the attack. This is the beginning of the end for humanity, and those who have allied with them to stand in my way." As Orthodontist Amos took a rectangular shield from a kneeling servant, P generated a small disruptor cannon-type fireball from his palm and then pulled out his spectral O-Poker (Cotton swab), preparing to strike. Behind them, thousands of troops sang a tale of battle, and in smack in the middle of it all, a wheeled (heavily armed and armored) fiery metal fortress housed the most strategic minds available, with most of them surrounding a large holographic diagram of the enemy base and its surrounding area. Orthodontist Amos growled, and the troops began marching to Victory Fortress. (Current primary base of the MANCM on Earth-1111. It should be noted that many bases on other planets have suffered extensive structural damage and now, the Earths all need rapid repairs). An MANCM scout arrives on the scene and prepares for battle, calling the MANCM before falling to P’s sword... Soon,  Ethan appears in a bright flash of vibrant rainbow colors as a warpgate closes behind him, a tunnel opens up and Matt pops his head out, Ayan appears from an interstellar bullet train with sails and self-generating invisi-holo-rails and runs over, Yash freedives down from another planet (this is a regular occurance), Joe and Bagel drive to the scene in a jeep and both leap out, and to top it off, Hank shows up on the mechadeer. Meanwhile, Remy is very busy excavating an ancient alien battleship from the bottom of the oceans of Earth-Blob. He receives an urgent distress call, telling him to come quickly to help... An Earth-Blob native peers curiously at this foreign lifeform speaking in a strange language, its parents gently tug it away and continue eating their dinner, which is a serving of green jello. Nearby, Ijij the seal from “AB Arithmetic” swims around... With a tremendous groan, the old battleship rises from the seabed, as newly introduced nanomachines begin to repair the damaged vessel of war. Remy, having completed his duty, boards and directs it to the nearest orbiting planetary warpgate at maximum speed. Minutes later, in front of Victory Fortress (a base inside a mountain with a massive interior), Remy shows up with his battleship, and the MANCM puts on their gear to hold the enemy off until the primary army arrives. As the standoff continues, Matt pulls out his classic Louisville Slugger (baseball bat), and puts on brand-new upgraded plot armor, which is now (once more) better than chair armor. Joe transforms into Joe Cena and heroically poses. Ethan becomes a neon yellow Bugatti Chiron covered in laser emitters by using the “Power of the Plot”. Ayan gets into a plasma launcher tower with eight treads on the bottom and 5G wifi connection, for watching movies while you run over your enemies. Hank gets on top of the mecha-deer and draws a long lance onto a paper using a magic pen (loot from a previous adventure, it's a powerful artifact), bringing a pencil lance into three-dimensional existence. He also dons some chair armor (much to Ethan’s dismay) and the shield of Carmet the Toad. Yash activates “Vocab power” (5% power) and turns into a grim reaper with light-up headphones, a scythe, and a chromebook for a backpack. The Turtle of Power turns into a mobile base/battle station, revealing launch bays for thousands of starships. Remy uses the power(s) of his recently unearthed twenty magic rings and summons a dragon, which he mounts and then transforms into an armored warrior atop his giant magnificent beast... Orthodontist Amos’s troops suddenly charge. P throws multiple fireballs, disabling most of the turrets on the cliff facing the enemy. The MANCM charges and starts mowing down the enemy. Ethan (as the Bugatti) starts plowing through monsters at mach ten, wipes the ones on the front window aside with the windshield wiper, and fires multicolored laser blasts in musical tune, gracefully disintegrating hundreds of beasts as it drifts through enemy lines, somehow (very miraculously) not running any allies over. The Turtle deploys two massive rail-blasters on top of his carrier form and activates them while unleashing all its other auxiliary firepower. The battleship turns out to have no ammunition, so it hovers back to base, where it resupplies and assists by linking to Remy's long-range binoculars to provide tactical cover via firing miniature singularities. Yash does the majority of the work by swinging his scythe through assorted monsters. Matt goes straight up to Orthodontist Amos and charges towards him, ready for battle. Orthodontist Amos pulls out a double-bladed toothpick similar to a weapon he had in another iconic universe... Matt immediately fires fifty-four explosive baseballs from long range, closes in, and swings the most massive hit in history ever, but Orthodontist Amos effortlessly parries the blow with his toothpick. The Narrator was feeling nice today, so Ayan didn't randomly get injured as his mobile battle tower rumbled through the battlefield and rolled over tanks. Ayan sits in the control center with popcorn as he watches a movie. Ethan's editing ban weapon (mounted on the turtle) conveniently misfires, and the resulting blast somehow takes a U-turn... and hits Ayan all the way up in the top of his eight-story tower. The tower explodes in a fireball and Ayan (who “died”) gets banned from the MANCM multiverse forever. He sulks in a void, but then he sees a mouth full of teeth approaching him and starts to scream, before he is brought back to the multiverse. He shivers a little but quickly shrugs it off. The Turtle of Power launches a load of ships and fires more plasma bolts and rockets, telekinetically controlling its swords and chopping through any approaching enemies all the while. Meanwhile, nearby, Hank continues sweeping his way through the battlefield. Remy flies through and above the battlefield in a space carrier, dropping troops and jeeps to the ground. As he weaves through the smoke and “fireworks”, he notices P and aims his Extra Garlic Cannon. Seeing the threat, P summons a helicopter and flees. Hank changes to chainsaw mode and starts grinding his way through hordes of evil beasts. Joe Cena activates his avatar powers (5%) and punches a load of domino soldiers. After many opposing strikes and blocks, Matt finally landed a hit on Orthodontist Amos (Lore dump: Orthanos was his and Thantrick’s home planet), making him disintegrate. The toothpick shattered with its user, but two (a load of, far more than two) pieces got into the engines of Remy’s ship, making it blow up!!! Remy survived, but he fell unconscious. Everyone else was unharmed. The MANCM powered down, and the world was saved once more. The rest of the army and rapid response volunteer medical groups began to conduct mop-up operations, and everyone breathed a huge sigh of relief. Just then, Thantrick appeared, freed from his spiritual/mental stasis trap, and immediately thanked the MANCM for rescuing him from Orthodontist Amos, but Yash got so freaked out that he yeeted Thantrick into the stars. He fell back down within seconds and near-instantly crushed Yash (who didn’t move out of the impact zone for some reason). The great and mysterious power of story convenience (to be explained later) brings Ayan and Yash back to life. (Just in time!!!) Suddenly, Terminus appears in the sky, looming over Earth-1111, with P as a battery. Saxophone boss noise plays, and Matt goes, “Why do I hear boss music?” The Turtle gets shrunk to a tiny palm-sized being by a dark lightning bolt of pure evil, so he hides in Yash's pocket. Terminus bellows, “It is finally the end of time for all of you- Wait... Who did this to my mighty army?” He notices the MANCM and summons the Orange Cult (They’re back!) to attack. The cult instantly gets removed from existence by Thantrick, who activates full power as meme music plays from the Convenient Music Box, and then the MANCM glare at it in unison. However, by himself, Thantrick cannot stand up to the (possibly) most powerful being in the MANCM multiverse. He needs assistance, so Yash and Ayan quickly fly up through the stratosphere in a conveniently borrowed space shuttle and fire some enhancing meme power (Canon energy subtype) at Thantrick (Matt gave this name after mishearing it), who shouts a magic spell, summoning his four friends, Sea Sponge, Shellster, Professor Lobster, and Seaweed. The five beings levitate upwards and begin to insult Terminus. and then attack him. (Cool battle music plays from the Convenient Music Box until even Terminus starts to notice it. It squeaks in terror and temporarily disappears with a poof.) As that happens, Terminus opens yet another portal and unleashes the Milk Cult! Millions of angry human-sized sentient plastic and glass jugs pour out (Heh heh, get it?) of the wormhole and begin to attack the MANCM, who all retaliate in kind. Multicolored beams fly everywhere and vaporize patches of land into atoms. A massive explosion consumes Terminus after a combined energy beam hits him, but from the smoke, a figure with a twisted smile full of fearsome fangs emerges. Terminus has unleashed his full strength: 150% power. He now looks like a stick-person covered in severely mutated flesh. The texture is sickly green and black with traces of purple, with spikes all over the body and a single glowing eye with the infinity symbol in the middle of the pupil. The legs are relatively fine; the legs’ skeletal structure still remains but is exposed in some areas, which are covered in transparent red spots. On the top of his head, two enormous horns curve upwards, intersect, and form an infinity sign. It looks like Orthodontist Amos’ corrupted body, but even uglier than before! Terminus lets out the world's most terrifying roar, and then speaks. “I will clean these worlds of all their vermin, including the MANCM.” Ethan creates a flying saucer using some derp power (refined meme power), Matt, Joe, Hank, and Bagel jump in; flying up to Terminus, currently in the atmosphere’s upper layers and still growing ever larger. As everyone exits the UFO, Ethan reveals he is using only 5% of his full power and activates 10%, turning from human to neon laser car mode to a golden knight, outfitted with technology from cyberpunk worlds... As Ethan struggles to contain the power (energy around the avatars can spike up to over 500% higher than normal; the power level is dictated by how much energy they can utilize), Bagel leaps forward and latches onto his owner’s back, turning into a power regulator that releases the excess buildup during the process and sends it into the cosmos. Some energy travels via portal streams to Ethan’s hidden lab, which transfers massive amounts of energy elsewhere to avoid overloading the electrical circuits and all the systems, including into the copy of Ethan, nearly overloading it. The Watcher takes notice and grabs the clone through a portal, pulling it with all his might into his own dimension, where it activates... Back on Earth, undead demons show up and attempt to overrun the perimeter, but from a spaceship overhead, a dog jumps out! The four-year (human year) old hybrid mix’s spiked collar has a name tag identifying it as Falco, who proceeds to tear his way through every enemy, which luckily/thankfully happened off-scene, away from the Watcher’s prying eyes and camera. Having succeeded, Falco wags his tail, proudly barks, and rolls forward in an acrobatic trick. An agent throws him a treat, and Falco eagerly leaps and devours his snack. Meanwhile, the resulting wave of energy across the multiverse summons the strongest known fictional character from the multiversal server: Super Hook Ultimate Reaction! (He’s already back! Huh?) However, Thantrick’s buddies (now Absorption Robert, Octoback, Knowledgeable Crustacean, and Sea Cucumber, their final forms) get devoured by Terminus, who grows stronger every second. Thantrick cries out, “Nooo!!!”, but his friends are still gone. Super Hook flies up close to Terminus... and then blasts him in the face with an energized speed-running punch barrage. Suddenly, P gets torn to bits by Bagel (wearing a space-flight pack), who must have thought P was dog food. (He did not. He hates ghosts.) His O-Poker disintegrates. Even the Narrator himself (albeit in a less powerful state) appears and punches Terminus, but Terminus survives... Even without his power source, Terminus appears unfazed. The only thing that destroyed/stopped Terminus was when Super Hook flew into Terminus's “brain” core through a portal and self-destructed. Terminus screams and then disintegrates into nothingness. Thantrick’s friends reappear, covered in slime, but otherwise quite alright. The five happily fly off to unknown places... The end... ??? Matt tells the MANCM that around the time before the time heist, he bought a Doberman/Beagle named Falco. Ethan focused his power into making a new device to observe the Watcher. However, the Watcher noticed Ethan, wiping his memories of the past/last few hours and sending him back to base with a set of faked memories… Luckily, Ethan actively had his mental experience data backed up, so he did remember the encounter... Therefore, when the Watcher later decided to view Ethan's life again, most mentions of dimension-hopping technology were gone... The world was saved; and Remy woke up and realized that he missed all the fun. (Someone said, “A mongoose!” and half the class looked for the mysterious voice, which was Ethan fooling around with a soundbox). The new “real/true” Watcher (the old one's successor) chuckled at this conclusion, but was silenced when Hank turned, thinking he heard a deer laugh, and with precise aim, threw a pencil which hit the portal the Watcher was spectating from, closing it. The Watcher suddenly turned around to see a masked figure, who threw a needle at the Watcher. When it hit, he knew that the needle would end him after about a minute. The Watcher collapsed and felt himself weakening. As the figure left the Watcher's observatory, the Watcher searched his pockets. From them, he took out a pillar, which he threw into a nearby portal. The Watcher felt himself becoming dust, and he saw no more. (Time skip forward six months. Evil forces seem to be gathering in greater numbers than before... Doom is coming... Unfortunately, this is not the last villain to appear. Evil beings will always have their masters, and Terminus is no different, with its master awakening, and it will come and attack the multiverse soon. Terminus’s masters are awakening, and they will soon come and invade...) The end of the Doomsday Arc.

Hank Versus a Giant Deer 2:

(Mostly recalled and written by Matt, edited by Ethan.) Lunchtime had just ended. Matt is dashing. Ethan is rolling. Ayan is bouncing. Yash is flying. Hank is flipping. Joe is swimming. Remy is levitating. Everyone wants to get to the chairs first. Matt gets to it first, grabs one and Ethan also yanks one, a blue one, which Ethan enjoys the most out of all the chairs. Yash also dashes in. Hank trips and misses a chair and Ayan grabs it, and Joe grabs another one. Matt looks at Ethan smirking slightly. His hand slowly twitches as the air floats around it. Then he slaps Ethan but Ethan uses his convenient time machine so he undoes the last 10 seconds. Ethan ducks immediately and then takes out the Editing Ban Laser of Doom, but it's out of AAAA (quadruple a battery) batteries. So, Ethan grabs his multi-purpose pen and compresses it into the PRFL, the Pencil Rapid Fire Launcher. The device launches a rapid, streaming, constant barrage of sharpened lead and wood towards Matt, who backflips, teleports, and almost roundhouse kicks Ethan. Ethan jumps out of the way. Matt speaks in a deep Japanese tone, “Fight me, you coward!” Ethan then responds, “Yes, I will defeat you for the honor of the Canon.” Ethan and Matt exchange a look and dash towards each other. They jump in the air and start yelling. Matt is yelling “Give Ayan editing access!” and Ethan goes, “No!!! He'll copy me!” Ethan yells out, “Jangs Xiena, Yolk Man, Neck Man.” Matt is confused. He yells out, “Nani, those are my old dojo senseis!'' Then Ethan leaves the class during Matt's monologue and comes back with Remy, his trillionth ultimate weapon, who starts firing google results for random stuff out of his mouth, which knocks away Matt. Matt begins countering with a load of punches. Ethan blocks all of them. Then he enters the doc and says out loud that he's going to ban Matt again and leave him on commenting access. Matt is terrified at the prospect. Yash and Ayan watch. Joe just sits in a corner and has fun. Hank is being chased by a deer again. Matt, who is tired of fighting, exclaims in English, “Do you wanna play Janissary Royale? '' Ethan's eyes light up and he goes, “Yes!”, completely forgetting about Matt doing anything illegal in the last 5 minutes. Then he notices Hank being carried away by a load of deer. “No!” Ethan yells, but Hank has vanished. Matt and Ethan looked at each other with their fingers on the keyboard. Ethan realizes: It's time to go into the woods, the most dangerous and lawless place in the whole school. Matt and Ethan stand up and dash out of the school. Remy appears from a hole in the ceiling and accompanies them, leaving a note for the rest of the MANCM with coordinates. Though their fate was unknown, they had to do it. They looked at the dark, woody abyss that welcomed them in, as if it wanted to quickly devour them. The drizzling rain created a sort of sludge on the bottom of the forest. It was similar to quicksand. They knew that in the forest there were going to be massive amounts of traps. As the soft, cold water dripped down their heads, they prepared themselves for the trek ahead. Ethan activated the waterproof mode on his transmetalnamium armor, aka chrome armor (chromebook armor). Bagel transforms from backpack mode and begins tracking Hank's heat signature. The cold raindrops made Matt shiver, so Remy made an umbrella out of memes. (Remy can manipulate memes.) They kept pressing deeper into the abyss that seemed never ending. After some time, they found Hank tied up to a tree. He was nearly lifeless. He looked injured, but he knew he couldn't give up. He was struggling to untie himself. Matt, Remy, and Ethan hid behind the bushes to spy on the camp. The deer were all surrounded around a fire that was under a plank to prevent it from being put out. They dashed into the camp. Ethan scurried to untie Hank with a saw-arm attachment as Matt and Remy defended themselves from the deer. Remy generated a massive bear avatar, which ate a lot of the deer. Ethan grabbed Hank and started running out of the forest. Matt and Remy dashed not far behind. The deer galloped faster and faster to keep up and even started blasting lasers out of their eyes. The deer wanted to capture Hank since he allegedly hunted deer off-season. Matt threw an expanding net backwards and some tripwires. He heard deer panicking a moment later. The dark abyss seemed to not change and they weren't going anywhere (Seemingly). Darkness overtook them slowly. It enveloped them like smoke and slowly crept down the side of them. Remy handily had a flashlight which he switched on. The three stopped and settled down for the night. The wet grassy mud was covered in leaves and was very tough to sleep on. However, they settled down thanks to Ethan's convenient bunk beds. Hank was regaining his strength and could stand up now. Matt, Ethan, and Remy were deathly tired from saving Hank, so they dozed off. Then Ayan, Joe, and Yash showed up in the Beeg Chonk 8-wheeler. (Named by Ethan because he likes buying beeg chonks. ) All of them went to sleep. As they started dozing off they heard rustling. It instantly woke up Remy and he slowly crawled to wake up Matt. “Matt, I think the deer came.” Remy turned over onto his other side and grabbed his XR-1982 customized energy pointer. Still half-asleep, Matt rolled over and crawled to grab his laser emitter and plot armor. He snapped the battery into place and whispered for Ethan to wake up. Ethan tapped his watch, and nanobots formed an armored shell around him. Bagel became an energy shield emitter. After some time, the rustling got much louder, and it seemed like more creatures were there. Everyone was now up and aware of the rustling. They armored up and then crawled into the bushes. Slowly and quietly they came up with a plan to escape. They split up into 2 groups: Matt, Ethan, and Remy. And Ayan, Yash, Hank, and Joe. They would fight the deer until the GPS loaded, the wifi connected, the distress beacon turned on, and the Beeg Chonk's engines activated. They got up and saw thousands upon thousands of deer in front of them. They started dashing for their life. They stopped and defended themselves against the deer. Then they retreated. They could see the tunnel opening of the forest. The dark, cave-like entrance gleamed in the early-day sunlight. They stopped and fought as the deer were getting reinforcements and it was overwhelming. A deer did a flying kick and almost kicked Ethan's head off, but his will was strong enough to power up the plot armor, which sent the deer flying back in the opposite direction with a resounding bang. Then Ethan threw a paralyzing potion towards the deer to cover his escape and took off running. One of the deer trampled Hank and he dropped his pencil. Matt however ran and crushed the deer's skull with his doomsday isotopic punch. His fist was covered in deer. The metal lining of the knuckles was glistening with “Tomato Juice”. (That's dark.) He lent a hand to Hank who got up and scurried to grab his pencil. They turned and started running, but the heavy titanium plot armor that Matt was wearing slowed him down. He was wearing a blue vest that was made out of metal. He had a yellow and black laser emitter that he used to fend off the deer. His heavy-duty boots were covered in a blanket of mud. Because of this heavy armor, Matt was falling behind. The deer were catching up. Remy turned around and began to fire his energy blaster. Deer after deer after deer erupted in clouds of black ash as they blindly charged at him (it was their fault, they charged). Then suddenly Bagel saved Matt by using his flying motorcycle mode. The MANCM made a final effort for it and leaped out of the forest. They got in the Beeg Chonk and drove away. When they got to the main entrance of the school, Ethan used his portal power and parked the Beeg Chonk in the cafeteria. Then, everyone ran to the school, opened the doors, slammed them shut, and locked them. Matt walked over and put away his laser. Then he turned and looked at Hank who was sitting on the floor clutching his right leg. He wasn't in the best of shape. Tomato juice was flowing down the side of his shin and onto the floor. Hank was quite bruised up and had a plethora of deep cuts and wounds. “What happened,” Matt asked. “The deer... they just came and kidnapped me. I couldn't do anything, I was surrounded. They brought me to their camp and they terrorized me. They were planning to do something bad... luckily you guys came and saved me.” “Mm, well at least we saved you alive. And in one piece.” Ethan said, as Yash took out a sentient medical kit and the kit started to heal Hank on its own. Matt came over to Ethan and shook his hand. Matt said, “Good job, comrade.” Ethan shook it. However, he let go as Matt had “tomato juice” on his hand. “Sorry”, Matt mumbled. “All good,” Ethan assured him. The deer were piling on the bulletproof windows, however they were not breaking. “Bulletproof windows. Just installed last week,” Ethan informed the rest. Matt walked over and collapsed on the floor, his heart slowing down. Everyone shared a common feeling of relief, that they escaped the most dangerous place in the area. Ethan didn't seem very worried at all. However, the trouble wasn't over yet. There was a whole army of angry deer piling around the school. “We need to figure out a plan,” Remy said. Matt cracked his knuckles. “We could do this the old fashioned way. Brute strength and baseball chainsaw bats,” Matt offered. “No, we need a very strategic plan,” Ethan chuckled. Then, suddenly, the Mecha-deer appeared inside. Ethan thought all the deer were about to get wrecked, and with a reckless grin, he opened every blast door. The deer surged in. Ethan gets in the Beeg Chonk, and Bagel sits in the passenger seat, operating some “harmless fireworks”. (No deer were harmed in the making of this story. None at all.) Loud racing music starts blasting out of the speakers. Hank gets back on his Mechadeer, but suddenly it goes berserk and attacks him. Luckily, Joe uses his transformation power, turns into Joe Cena, and stops the Mecha-deer in its tracks. Ayan and Yash start throwing potions of harming at the deer, and Remy uses an invincible shield to protect everyone. Hank frolics around cutting deer down, true to his name, Hank the Frolicker. Beeg Chonk starts running deer over. Joe Cena finally throws the mecha-deer away into a garbage can. The deer army continues surging in, and they are unstoppable... until suddenly, Bagel turns into the "Super Retconner Laser Pointer!!!" and cuts a big line through the enemy. In Yash’s pocket, the Turtle (still tiny) cheers. Suddenly, from the great tree, Yggdrasil (It does exist, but with a different function than normally depicted) KING BEEG DADDY CHONK, the greatest living plushie ever, appears. Matt gets levitating chainsaws, Dababy cars, baseball bats, and magic ping pong paddles through KING BEEG DADDY CHONK. He uses them to wreck the enemy deer. He also gets the power of levitation through creative mode. Hank faces the mecha-deer again. However, this time, Hank takes out an EMP emitter and chucks it at the mecha-deer, who turns out to be quite EMP-proof. Hank screams in frustration and takes out his first pair of pencil swords, forged in the fires of Yash's computer forge. An army of corrupted memes appears. Ethan realized that they were outnumbered, so he decides it's time for a big battle - in court (the secondary gym). KING BEEG DADDY CHONK dislikes this, so he levitates away into the sky and is never seen again until the end of the world. Back to the courtroom. On one side is the MANCM. The judge is Mr Ancona, the non-average antihero. The representative of the MANCM is the turtle, who was still in Yash's pocket. The mecha-deer (who can apparently talk now) represents all the deer. The deer start by saying how Hank hunted a planet full of deer to extinction and complain about how he always ends up severely or fatally harming deer. The turtle counters that there was no reason to try to sacrifice Hank on an altar. The deer all look at each other and wonder which deer did that. Also, it turns out that the deer went to another universe without changing the seasons on their watches. On Earth-1111, deer hunting is legal at all times of the year (since only Hank hunts deer). All the deer start panicking, but Mr Ancona takes out his judge's hammer and faces Hank, telling him that the deer are under his protection. On Mr Ancona's orders, all the corrupted memes reveal themselves as all the deer Hank harmed! All the deer charge as Mr Ancona (who turns out to be another clone) smiles evilly. Thankfully the Beeg Chonk's remote control function homed in to Remy's signal. It busted through the ceiling, knocked every deer in a 50-foot radius out with an unknown energy, sent down a ladder, and saved the MANCM and Bagel. As the Beeg Chonk is flying away, however, a giant deer appears and knocks the Beeg Chonk out of the sky! The deer is Mechadeerzilla, the giant monster that destroyed the classroom so long ago! The OG deer also appears, and it's really mad at Hank. Ethan summons Thantrick (Patrick, but better) again, however unfortunately he was not available. Matt's dog is called Falco, and Falco appears instantly to help his master. Everyone fights the deer and Mr Ancona again. Of course, the battle is epic. Off in the deserted observatory of the Watcher, the clone activates after some dust gets onto the electrical cable and somehow causes a large electrical surge, sending energy into the clone once again. The Canon rapidly charges up the battery of the clone, who boots up, awakening to an eerie silence. Looking around the empty area, the robot clone notices the only thing remotely alive: a giant set of screens in another room. The clone of Ethan leans in towards the monitor with interest, but then, somewhere off in the observatory, some plumbing breaks, making him jump. He leaps off the chair (which is very large due to being made for the Watcher, who is city-sized while in this dimension) and runs to another portion of the small base/lighthouse structure upstairs to check out the noise. Meanwhile, the battle is heating up even more. Massive capitol ships fly in on both sides and start dispensing fighters and projectiles towards each other and the battlefield. Multicolored bolts of energy streak through the sky. Out of the indoor school bay, a heavily armored vessel sails out into the river, firing rows upon rows of null ray cannons. Meanwhile, a slowing generator is being set up at a medical facility to prevent excessive blood loss from wounded soldiers. As the MANCM slowly start to move onto the offensive, they notice a small group of nuclear thruster-powered speedboats drifting around at insane speeds. Ethan turns to Remy, who grins. On the ground, the deer seem endless. A herd of T-rex deer is completely sauteed by Hank, who then frolics off elsewhere. Yash and Ayan take out scythes and curved swords, charging at the enemy. Meanwhile, Remy, Ethan, Matt, and Falco make their way towards Mr Ancona, splitting into two groups and trying to flank him. As the battle began to even out, the MANCM all faced the Mr Ancona clone, who suddenly pulled some Canon from the air around him (he was in the library, a very Canon-saturated place), absorbed it, became too powerful for the power meters to track, declared himself the ANT and knocked them all away. As his duplicate ruler had been snapped in a battle sometime after the final battle with Terminus, (he switched to his air cannon and dragon claw, along with his head-mounted dual vulcans) Ethan desperately pulled out his original ruler from its portable storage locker, but something was wrong. The blade simply did not activate and glow as it used to, and it was grabbed and thrown away by ANT, who generated a forcefield around the council, stopping backup from reaching them. He smiled evilly and prepared to strike down Ethan, who closed his eyes, looked away, and prepared for the worst. ANT laughs evilly and then karate chops downwards... “Ultra Cosmos has now been unlocked. Beginning manifestation now...” As clear as day, the words quickly rang, echoing through Ethan’s mind, and he looked up, realizing that ANT had just been blocked by a glowing spirit arm. As the others on the ground looked on in surprise, Ethan noticed with satisfaction that ANT had a look of horror and shock on his face. The canonical figure fully separated from Ethan’s body, rapidly spamming the ANT with millions of bone-breaking punches, launching him far off into the distance. As Ultra Cosmos dissipates, Remy runs up and gives Ethan a questioning look, and Ethan shrugs. Ethan summons Bagel, his robotic cyborg sentry dog, who turns into a jetpack. Hank is still very mad about missing flex time, so he fires a giant beam from his eyes that cuts through approximately 678,000 deer. The MANCM retreats to the school again, and then Ethan finally finds the defense remote in his 4D pocket. In the atmosphere, satellites start charging up lasers, and on the ground, massive walls rise up, and turrets appear from openings in the ground. The school shifts into siege defense mode. The Turtle of Power rose up from the ground (Where was he the whole time?) and let out a loud world-shaking roar. Almost all the deer quickly retreated at the awe-inspiring sight. The prize wheel of doom started spinning, trapdoors opened, and more than one deer tumbled in. The evil Mr Ancona clone (He actually survived!) charged forward with a dangerous stapler in hand, but then he also fell in a convenient trapdoor and disappeared. He was likely destroyed by the lava pit beneath. Many more deer also fell into opening pits and trapdoors in the ground. Mecha-Deer-Zilla was destroyed (again) when Remy fired the Pencil Rapid Fire Launcher (PRFL, “Pretty Radioactive Forlorn Looper” as a codename) at full blast. The mecha-deer appeared very dazed, and Hank used the opportunity to reboot it, so when it woke it, it was loyal to Hank again. Falco went home. The deer that were left were soon sizzling over a lava pit, courtesy of Hank, while he let the Mecha-deer enjoy some grass he left in a place away from the lava pit. Ethan slapped himself in the face, wondering why (WHY??? WHY??? WHY?????) the world worked like this... Meanwhile... another Mr Ancona clone grinned, as he salvaged the remaining deer from the area. He then went to heal them in his private world. Ethan and his friends were too busy attending their schooling lessons to notice Mr Ancona (the OG clone) stealing the deer. The remaining deer (and what remained of Mecha-Deer-Zilla) were transported off and put in training facilities, where they became super soldiers. The end of Hank vs the Deer 2. (It is time for something new. This series may violate some copyrights, therefore we call it a parody. It is a parody...)

If the MANCM team was in...

Due to Ethan lowering the multiversal defenses to explore new worlds, links to new worlds were opened, and technology was made to stabilize the journey to the destination. However, the equipment overheated, and a shockwave spread, giving certain objects strange transport portal abilities to other worldly realms...

If Ethan was in... Anne Frank: Diary of a Young Girl

One day, Ethan was strolling along when suddenly, he saw something on the ground. A diary. He read the title and gasped, recognizing the book. The book began glowing. Ethan suddenly fell into a portal and then he ended up in the world of Anne Frank. Meanwhile, Anne Frank was busy up in her family's hiding spot when a portal opened outside the small attic window. As everyone at the dining table looked outside, Ethan crashed through the window with Bagel. Everyone started screaming, thinking it was a thief, or an alien, or the government, or just the latest prank gone wrong. Ethan got up and brushed himself off. He recognized his surroundings and then saw Anne Frank's diary. Peter was the first one to dive for cover behind a desk. Realizing people likely saw him, he wiped the memories of everyone in the area, fixed the wall, and flew off, unaware that an (extremely confidential, developed from alien tech sourced from a Beamscape escape pod.) Allied plane on reconnaissance had seen and photographed him. (Of course, he had to find that plane and wipe the pilot's memory away afterwards.) About a month later, Ethan had finally gathered enough tech to build a portal back home. The only problem was that the portal, which was rigged to explode after one use, never blew up. Bagel used the portal to go home as well, but as he did, he shut down from an energy malfunction. Ethan thought it was a system overload until he checked Bagel's memory logs... and he immediately went back to where the journal was. In Bagel's memory, there was evidence that someone had tampered with the time machine. It was Anna, the agent from the Time Heist who vanished after the USS Horizon exploded. She was in a “nearby” parallel branch timeline to the “Anne Frank” multiversal collection/cluster of universes/timelines. Unfortunately, due to the timeline being a dystopian one, there were prototype robots dispatched to capture her, since in this time period, if you could help or hinder the war effort, someone would eventually find you and likely use you. (Let's just say the government in this area wasn't known for being kind to prisoners if they caught them.) Since the rescue had to be done quickly, Ethan transformed into a Bugatti Chiron with an accompanying sound effect and a bright flash of light. Bagel wasted no time transforming into a cassette, which slotted into the Bugatti's radio. Some random game music began to play, and the Bugatti sped off. Driving all the way across the ocean from America took a while. This was because the portal was unstable, and it changed its destination constantly. So the Bugatti deployed some fins and propellers, switching to a mini deep-sea submarine mode to avoid radar detection. After all, it was in the past, so it had to make sure it didn't change history. The robots didn't belong in history, so when the submarine changed into a amphibious speedboat and got to shore, it changed into a Bugatti and plowed through all the robots, making sure they were completely destroyed. Then a giant robot appeared. It started firing acidic water balloons wildly everywhere. The Bugatti engaged speed mode, and in the engine, 10 different explosive gases combined and then were ignited by a single spark. The rear of the car opened to reveal 4 rocket boosters that simultaneously began spitting plumes of fire all at once. The Bugatti sped forward and located a prison cell inside the giant robot that was holding someone. The car's roof opened up and folded into a powerful proton-electron-valence-halogen powered atom-electric fission-fusion magnetic rail-launcher. Bagel turned into a Frisbee (his default mode), got in, and was propelled about 100 feet, chopping through the cell with ease thanks to retractable plasma-coated Transmetal II spikes (The newest version of the Canon material, Transmetalnamium, Transmetalnamium II, refined with chromium to make an alloy with mini atom-sized reactors inside and improved nanotech. It has higher durability than the old version and can adjust its weight, along with changing shape and size.) Bagel chopped through the cell doors with ease in Frisbee mode and disabled the robot from the inside. Then Bagel got rid of the evidence by using a portal generator that sent the robot to a scrapyard. Anna fell out and luckily had a parachute. So Anna finally got back to headquarters after disappearing for about 2 fictional years. At least she brought back something - a plot manipulator! This allows other beings besides the Narrator to change the plot! It's a great battery for the editing ban launcher, (renamed from weapon to become more kid-friendly) as repeated tests revealed. It's now powered by the power of the plot, story convenience, memes, derp power, and it's more energy efficient. Ethan was pleased with the results, and decided he needed to do more traveling. So then he went back to where the glowing book was, and picked it up using a pair of Trans-II (the faster name for Transmetal II) coated clamps/tweezers. He brought it back to the extra-dimensional portion of the base and built a new section of headquarters using telekinesis. (Ethan does have that and the power of flight, but he prefers using technology. That does not mean he is lazy.) The new section is an area that looks like a train station. However, there is only one track, and it is blocked at one end. The track tilts downward slowly into a vertical tunnel which has a portal at the end. The train was colored red, blue, and yellow. It was slightly modeled after the Shinkansen 800, with 8 cars. Ethan placed the book into a special slot on the floor, and small lines all around the room began to pulsate with somewhat green energy. The portal began glowing in a rainbow color, a symbol that the portal was functioning properly, and Ethan could finally access other universes correctly. Strangely, he could not go to Ayan's universe. Ethan made a mental note to fix that later. He returned to the world of Anne Frank to see what else happened, but by the time he arrived, the whole world was now in the 1960s. Ethan realized he hadn't found a way to control what time he arrived at his destination yet. He went back and repaired the Gigaspeed Megatrain, which was then made into a newer, improved model. It could now go to the proper time. Ethan rechristened the train the Supertrain and gave it a chronal-spatial control drive. Using it, Ethan reentered the portal and the train's engines fired up as the train sped through a different dimension, separate from the timestream. The train tracks were suspended by clouds and the whole dimension was made up of walls of clouds. The tracks eventually lead to a gate. The gates creaked open, and with a bang, the train burst out and back into the world of Anne Frank. Ethan found a strange artifact near where he landed. (It was left by the Watcher, who at that point had perished (because of a shadowy figure, not Hank) and left this device in the hopes that Ethan could use it to bring him back to life. The problem: it was only half assembled (with the parts scattered all over the multiverse) and didn't have an instruction manual.) Ethan then realized the book from earlier slotted in perfectly. There were other panels of unknown purposes, along with other cavities that seemed to hold books and other objects. Ethan shrunk the train until it fit in his pocket, and then he relayed a message back to MANCM headquarters telling everyone to beware of random books and other objects that were glowing. Ethan also found a blueprint for a retconner! The retconner prevents people from having their origin stories retconned, and instead merges information to make sure nothing gets retconned. The retconner could also be used to delete events and certain things from the timeline, or prevent the happening of certain things. This is why the MANCM used it, as the planetary avatar revival systems took up enormous amounts of energy. Therefore, it automatically shut off when Earth-1111’s (or any of the other Earths) central computers detected a multiversal threat, they would shut off, unable to be reactivated until the threat was ended. (This feature was newly added.) He went to Anne Frank's hideout again, pushed aside some shocked people downstairs, and opened the secret door. Everyone inside panicked and thought it was the police, but Ethan was just here for a newspaper that his internal “sixth” sense had started to react to and pick up on. He then made sure that Anne never wrote about this in her diary, with a light tap on the head of everyone present with his ruler (which was done for show), and then retconning their memories. Ethan left the apartment in the middle of the night. As he stealthily shuffled down the streets, he suddenly bumped into a mechanical spider tank, which activated eight burning red optics. As it stood up, towering over Ethan, it emitted a raspy mechanical screech. It lifted one pincer-like leg and swiped down at Ethan, who leaped backwards and pulled out his Flashlight of Doom (which finally got removed from the dish, as nobody knew it was there except for Matt, who forgot where he put it, as it was a while ago), switching the settings to high penetration focus beam mode. As miniature light particles began to gather in front of the flashlight, Ethan leaped high into the air, aimed down, and pressed the button to open the shutter. A highly concentrated white beam of (likely radioactive) antimatter electrons sped out of the barrel and towards the tank, which emitted a blackish Canon shield and deflected it, much to Ethan’s alarm. Other robotic vehicles pulled up and seemed to leer creepily at Ethan, who realized he really should have brought a smokescreen emitter or a Canon depleter. His ruler was left back at the base for Yash to examine. Ethan's newspaper suddenly began to glow, and then it teleported him back to his base in a shower of light, much to the surprise of all present, who then resumed normal life. Anna Harper was already assembling a new port for the artifact (Yash likely was the one who made the original port in his computer forge, a smelting area powered by the excess heat from his supercomputer gaming array, which was also the place where the majority of the MANCM tools were created. Vincent would secretly make the finishing touches if needed.), which Ethan promptly plugged in the artifact to. Just then, Ethan remembered he could link himself to the retconner to charge it, as he was partially composed of very dense pure Canon. Ethan put in every glowing piece of media he had found so far into the many slots in the artifact, which looked like a black pillar as tall and wide as a person. Ethan sent the blueprints for the retconner down to the science labs, and the 3D printers got to work constructing a retconner. The new retconner came out looking like a pen, which slotted into an artifact. Ethan raised his hand, gathered an orb of Canon, and discharged it in little glowing threads that infused themselves into the retconner. Ethan realized that the fact his tech pen had the same design as the retconner wasn’t a coincidence. Just then, Hank gave James, an intelligent notebook, to Ethan. He asked James to recall his history, which will be shown later. Ethan called Bagel and Falco over to warn them to be careful in their multiversal scouting missions, as they had to take on that role while the MANCM went through a series of rigorous self-checks and internal reorganizations, as new branch timelines were being found and interacted with. Seconds later, a portal opened, and Bagel and Falco bounded away to see the sights of the next universe. Ethan smiled, turned around, and contacted Xander and 808, telling them that they had a mission coming up in a few weeks, and they should start packing, as they could be gone for a while in the dystopian timeline, fixing some minor issues. At the same time, Ethan realized that Anna was careful and always covered her tracks, so there should have been no way that Canon or Corrupted Canon suddenly found its way into a branch timeline. It was either an inside job... or a sign of an outside invader who was preparing to strike.

If Matt was in... The Book Thief, If Hank was in... World of Tanks, and What if Ayan was in... Minecraft

In headquarters... (An enormous levitating base with portions in many universes. It can transform into a mobile command base that houses thousands of vehicles in its launch bays. It also contains repair bays, the multiverse's best mess halls, a whole subsection dedicated to time travel, another section researching magic, and best of all, crew quarters for everyone. More data on the base later.) During one late night reading session, Matt was reading “The Book Thief” when suddenly time froze, the book glowed, and the room opened up and swallowed him whole. Matt found himself on a peaceful street watching a kid getting hit with a snowball. Matt thought nothing of it until he saw a kid with lemon-colored hair (Rudy Steiner) running around. He decided to steal/borrow some books with the main character of Book Thief, a certain Liesel. Matt missed his homeworld, Titanus. Matt also remembered 1 day earlier, when he had found a time-glass that allowed him to look into people's thoughts and actions through time. Matt saw the Small Bang. The time glass slotted into the top of the artifact, which was nicknamed the Metro. Matt had a good day in general, so then he stole Ethan's ID card for fun, which Ethan didn't appreciate. However, then, the Metro's systems activated, and multiple panels, buttons, and circuitry lit up. Meanwhile, Hank was facing off against Ayan in a Ping Pong match. Hank won, but then Ayan used an UNO reverse card, and so he won instead. Hank was very disappointed, as he had not brought his anti-UNO reverse card. Some sad music played. Hank suddenly grinned. He pulled his plot manipulator (Aka retconner) out of his pocket. The rest was history... Ayan lost that day and got depressed. Ethan became a therapist. Meanwhile... Hank was sucked through a hole in his malfunctioning computer while he was playing Arena of Janissary and ending up in the Role Playing Game (I think) World of Tanks. Hank was very happy, and then he saw a Sherman that he began examining. However, then a Tiger appeared and it turned around to face the Sherman, and Hank panicked. The Tiger made the mistake of hitting Hank's Sherman. Hank started yelling, rose into the air, and turned green. (Why?) (You can imagine how much the people in the Tiger were screaming.) Hank turned into a high speed bullet train, and then rammed into the Tiger at top speed, sending it flying off into the atmosphere. Then Hank saw a deer-colored tank. He conjured up some tracks and sped towards the deer-tank, which was destroyed moments later due to a frolicking (and nearly indestructible) train tanking it at about a hundred miles an hour. Hank then visited some other games, giving PSAs on deer safety and “Who to call if you see deer”. Then he hunted some displaced bison, which had the misfortune of having really large horns. Off at the South Pole, Remy watched through a powerful periscope, while Bagel and Falco lounged around waiting for mealtime. An hour later, Hank reappeared back at MANCM headquarters, where he said hello to his mecha-deer, who was oblivious to the fact that his owner was a deer hunter. Ethan just stared at the mecha-deer and shook his head. One fine day, Ayan was playing Minecraft on his tablet when suddenly, the screen emitted a portal that sucked him in. He landed in the Overworld in a sunny plain next to a village. Ayan looked down and noticed that he was wearing a custom skin, a futuristic uniform. He noticed Dream being chased by Technoblade, who was on a horse. Dream used one of his TNT traps and blew Techno all the way into space. Dream was laughing when he randomly despawned. Then, after some walking and grinding through Minecraft, Ayan found himself in front of a castle. He walked in and found it completely empty except for a table at the center. On the table a glowing computer rested. When he walked towards the computer, suddenly, the Ender Dragon appeared. Ayan took out his enchanted Netherite sword and armor, and instantly, the dragon disintegrated from fear, because Ayan had just turned on creative mode. Then Ayan had to battle the Warden. When he won, he got the glowing computer, put it in his pocket, and went home, forgetting about the computer after he left it on one of his mini-asteroid bases. The Metro continued sitting where it was, until it teleported itself elsewhere... not to the Ayanverse, but to a completely different place. Ethan used the power of a really convenient plot twist and managed to track down the Metro within 1 second. It was in the antiverse, which meant it was almost unretrievable. Even Ayan couldn't get there. So Ethan temporarily gave up, but he met with Yash, and then Vincent, to try to research ways to find the antiverse. It was then that Ethan went to try to find Mr Ancona (as he was last heard from months ago saying he would continue his research into reaching the antiverse back at his distant space station) again, voyaging across the multiverse. However, he did not succeed. Once again, Mr Ancona was nowhere to be found...

It also turns out that P was formed through a disgraced student who got exposed to an explosion of ectoplasm. Hank found a talking notebook during his adventures that knew where a load of ancient powerful artifacts were. The notebook's name was James. Hank gave it to Ethan, who found James very knowledgeable and entertaining. Remy serves as an engineer for the MANCM, and he's also a part time treasure hunter who tames dragons and fights monsters in speedruns. He’s also a monster tamer, hunter, and archeologist. He can speed read texts at high speeds rivaling computers. Remy joined the MANCM about 100 days (around that time) after it was formed. He was busy during the events of the fateful day where James revealed his original mission to the founders of the MANCM, prompting a rapid response.

*Broadcast signal changing. Important decoded data found. Objective: Share knowledge. Execute action.*

(Audio clip transcript begins.) Record of the Alternity: Hello, James. I'm the Watcher. Well, the old one anyways. After a civil war in our world was narrowly avoided thanks to the efforts of some small mortal named Oliver, the Exalted Ones nominated him to be the next Watcher, giving him a new energy body. I have to leave my watchtower and become a regular being again. The Exalted Ones are worthless! They shouldn't even exist. “THAT'S RIGHT.” Wait, what is this voice??? (Deep, unknown voice:) “I know you, Watcher. I understand your resentment against the Exalted Ones. They were the ones who banished the Corrupted Ones, my people, to the Dark Universe to “Protect everyone.” They are flawed, and must be destroyed. Now join a higher cause, and help me destroy the MANCM, and then the Exalted Ones, and I will give you your true position, the one you always deserved, to become a leader of the new order I will create. So you know I am not lying, I will send you one of my minions to help you. His name is P. James, I give you life. In return, you will find your way to the MANCM and prepare for the Corrupted Ones’ return. Terminus, my agent, help the Watcher and give him his new powers. You are no longer the Watcher. You shall be reborn as the Alternity. Head to Earth-1111 and destroy everything. While you are at it, my fellow Corrupted Ones will handle the issue of your successor, the avatars, and the Narrator. Know my name. I am... Infinitus.” (End of the audio transcript.) In another world, thousands of years forwards in time, Ethan listened to James recalling his life with great concern. He told James, “Ok. You've earned it. You now will get a new body. You will become... the bartender.” Ethan put the notebook in a robotic body and shoved him into a time machine. “Your mission begins. Go to the Wild West.” Then, he went to an adjoining room, where Matt and Ayan looked at him with dual looks of concern. Ethan nodded gravely. *End of broadcast*

(Special interception of archived transmission from when the MANCM was only in control of a small island on Earth-0 OG Canon, when the warlords were still fighting for control of the world. Beginning playback.)

What if Remy was in... MMMS!?!?!

Remy crept down the main hallway, silent as a mouse. The only sound to be heard was the roaring of the ceiling fans overhead. The muffled sounds of fighting drifted out from the doors, but that did not bother him. As he moved, laser blaster at the ready, to turn a corner, he started violently and whipped back around. Cautiously, he took a tentative peek. His fears were confirmed. Moving confidently down the length of the corridor, blasters at the ready, a team of Elite Troopers led by one with a black helmet marched past door after door, periodically looking in. "Clip, clop, clip, clop," went their footsteps. Remy held his breath as they neared his corner. "Surely," he thought, "surely, this is really the end for me." Suddenly, he coughed. A tiny sound to be sure, but in an absolutely silent school hallway, it rang in his ears like rocket exhaust. The troops continued walking, walking, and walked right past his corner. Remy was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he caught himself, and stopped just in time. Gradually, the clip-clopping died away as the soldiers turned a corner at the other end of the hallway. Remy stood up and rounded his corner into the main hallway. He was met with a huge roar as a hovercraft, apparently piloted by Ethan himself, rocketed out of one open doorway and into another. There came the sound of an explosion, metal on metal, and then silence, broken only as a helmet rolled out of a door. Abruptly, there was a yell as one of the people in a room ran out and into the next one. Just as he cleared the doorway, there came the sound of a muffled thump. Remy sighed, coughed again, and continued to the other end of the school, crouching with his laser all the while. Suddenly, from behind him, the sound of shots was heard, and a couple of pellets zinged off of the nearby walls. Remy ran to the back door, opened it, and locked it behind him. He quickly rethought his decision to act so rashly. From above him, the sound of three rapid fire ion plasma cannons blasted over and over again, as, looking up, Remy saw that an Alienator ZK-72 helicopter was tailing him. The twin-gatling cannons fired again, and the earth in front of Remy's feet was suddenly rough and studded with bullets. “No idea how they got there. Wait a minute... I know. The helicopter did it, didn't it? Anyways.” Remy crouched down and, praying for time, unhitched his Remington anti-air laser pointer. He knelt down and began firing. The copter went up in a ball of flame. Remy ran back into the compound and linked his wristwatch to a computer screen, which began flashing with a "Warning. Hacking in progress. Alert." Then Ethan dropped in through the ceiling with a loud kaboom and smiled. “This outpost is now under the control of the MANCM team.” Mission accomplished.

Side story: That One Time Ethan Got Stuck In Home Alone, but Remy Was There Too

So, one day, Ethan (in another universe, it's another variation of him) was in a family with like 19 other kids. His parents were kind people, but they were always at work. The other 19 kids were fairly annoying. Ethan had a good friend called Remy, who always supported him. The thieves and Santa came to steal the Christmas tree, but they all fell into the fireplace, which was filled with lava. It was unfortunate, but Remy and Ethan now had all the presents in the whole world! (Hurray!) However, Ethan and Remy both suddenly felt a great sense of enormous danger. A great evil has fully awakened... What will happen?

The end of Volume 4

Volume 5: The Clash of Canons, The Invasion / Apocalypse, and The Grand Reboot: New Beginning

The Battle of Canons: The Origins (Recalled from the POV of alternate future Matt; MANCM civil war)

“Ahem,” an old man cleared his throat. “Gather around children, as I tell you a tale. It was long ago during the time of the MANCM,” he continued. “Ok, Matt, the great storyteller,” one kid responded. All of them ran and sat down. A flashlight (held by Falco) shone on Matt. Another person named Ethan was in the shadows, and smirked remembering the good old times. Matt leaned back in his pine rocking chair and envisioned the events... Long ago, in the time of the MANCM, everyone lived in harmony. The world was perfect. Then it happened... It was a crisp Monday afternoon. Classes were in session and all was well. Ayan had been feuding with Ethan for some time on whose doc was Canon. Ayan argued it was his but Ethan said that it wasn't. Ayan proposed the fact that Ethan stole ideas from Ayan, but it could apply vice versa. Ayan came up with a master plan; he would steal Ethan's doc during period five (for the fourth time at the very least) and deny the fact. “Yes,” he thought. “This will be my master plan, it's foolproof!” Then, in the middle of class, he let out a “MWAHAHAHAHA”. The (substitute) teacher (as Ethan decreed the MANCM needed to go to school to learn some math) looked back and said, “Lol kid, you good?” Ayan stopped but still smiled evilly. He first logged onto Ethan's doc by using Ethan's computer when he wasn't looking. When it was loaded, he clicked the file setting and hit the button, make a copy. He scrolled and clicked yes. However, one of Ethan's undercover spies, (The Turtle, who was disguised as a blue chair) was in the classroom watching Ayan copy Ethan's doc. Ethan long knew that Ayan was up to something, acting a bit suspicious, so he had already been making contingency plans. That's why Earth-9999 was made. The Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle was reporting all of this to Ethan. Ethan, alarmed, rang Matt and let him know that Ayan was taking control of his company and merging it with Meme Maker and Co. Matt panicked. Salamander and Iguana Records Inc. and Co. was his most prized possession. The danger bell rang. Quickly, Ethan let everyone (minus Ayan and the Ayan loyalist faction) and the others outside of the MANCM know when to take back control of the doc. They would wait until after lunch. Partly because it was a good opportunity, partly because they were very hungry, whatever it was, they waited till after lunch. Lunch came and went. Ayan ran to the MANCM hideout to grab the Chair of Triumph. Ethan then waited until he saw Ayan on the security cams and then teleported into the room, blasting his way through the ceiling and leaving a big hole for the janitor to fix. He was wielding the Editing Ban Laser. Ayan stared at Ethan, predicting the terror and chaos that was about to ensue. Actually, Ethan had no idea, because he was only interested in protecting his precious doc at the moment. “Ha ha ha, I copied your doc, but what will you do?” “No, stop, no more copying!!!” Ethan yelled. Ayan ran up to Ethan and slapped the Ban Laser out of his hand and across the room, but Ethan had his magnetic grip gloves with him, so the laser flew right back into his hands... and then blew up because it made the story better that way, obliterating the whiteboard, much to the sadness of the rest of the class. The troops arrived, surrounding the Ayan loyalists, but the flaming wreckage of the two-story whiteboard blocked their path. Behind the flames, Ethan charged straight at Ayan, using the power of the plot. Ethan started glowing yellow and pulled out his ruler, which glowed. Ayan used the forbidden power of doc copying, which can corrupt its user’s mind. (This is why Ayan can make questionable decisions sometimes.) Ayan started glowing blue, and flew up into the air. Then Ethan and Ayan clashed, spraying energy lasers all over the place. Hank started turning red, because he was losing to Yash in Janissary Arena over in the far corner of the classroom. Joe was simply watching all the drama unfold with a box of popcorn in his hand as he reclined comfortably in his seat. Matt summoned his glorious, vicious hound: Falco. He came running straight through the class window to Ayan and started fighting him. Ethan didn't really like it. He wanted Matt to stay neutral, but he decided to say nothing and simply read a newspaper. Then the problem came. Ayan was too powerful. Falco got hit and started whining. “Why, you monster, that's kiddo abuse!” (Falco is still a “kiddo” in dog years.) Ethan then pulled out the original failsafe he never wanted to use, the most dangerous thing ever, the first, original Flashlight of Doom. He turned the dial to full power and clicked the ignite button. A sonic wave came out and stunned Ayan. Inside the flashlights's reactor, plasma and lighting began charging. A giant blast of light from the Flashlight of Doom hit Ayan and sent him flying into a wall. A forbidden amulet fell out of Ayan's pocket. Ethan walked over and crushed the amulet, sending its remains into a black hole, where a white hole sent the remains into a different universe. Matt was trying to help Falco, who was hurt. (Falco was 10% physically hurt. The other 90% was his pride.) Ayan was unconscious for a few days. Then he recovered and never tried to copy Ethan's story again. Matt however, had plans... which went nowhere when Ethan threw Matt's computer off a cliff that led into a black hole. Then, a giant sphere arrived (not the Death Star) and began obliterating everything... Suddenly, back in the future, Matt and Ethan both began turning into dust. Bagel whimpered with worry and then also vanished. The others all looked at each other as they also disappeared from existence... The Spheres marked the appearance of a new breed of aliens that were invulnerable to the MANCM's standard offensive hand-emitters, thanks to their organic hybrid composite anti-kinetic-energy armor. The stage for the true endgame had been set. (The end is coming. The continuity is in danger. Be ready now. It’s here.) The end of the Clash of Canons.

The Invasion/Apocalypse

(Time-skip forward about 4 months.) The world was building up to the finale event, when the true end of the universe arrived. The Supertrain was newly coated with Transmetal II paint and upgraded to have better defense and offense for self defense, since even the neutral zones (where neither faction (MANCM and Corrupted Ones) had influence) were not safe anymore. The Supertrain also had the Bartender as its new pilot, and the new power to generate its own tracks out of pure energy. It also had a rocket component installed inside of the last car (8 cars total), and a transformation mechanism was added (the transformation component was taken from a pyramid, Anna Harper had left it there a long time ago), which could turn the Supertrain into a spaceship. (Also a robot that looked suspiciously similar to a five-lion combining mecha.) The Supertrain MKII, as it was now called, also had the ability to travel through any weather condition and was rated 100/100 stars by Ethan Travel-Management and Co. It could also now go to space and through a black hole. The Corrupted Ones had arrived... many Earth's were razed and pillaged. Earth-Ethan, Earth-Matt, Earth-Ayan, and Earth-Ancona were disintegrated, meaning that loads of tactical and historical information was lost. Earth-Big and Earth-Small were blown apart by graviton emitters, widely used by the Corrupted Ones. Top-Earth, Middle-Earth, and Bottom Earth were reduced to flaming rubble. Earth-MANCM cloaked and survived, just narrowly. Now Earth-MANCM is hiding in its own pocket dimension. Trillions of lives were lost and cultures were completely wiped out. Earth-0 (the turtle in planetary form, the closest thing to Earth-0 OG Canon) is also hiding alongside Earth-MANCM in its pocket dimension. Mr Ancona’s great belt of power was lost, and with it, any chance of actually injuring those who wanted to tear down MMMS. So MMMS got wrecked. Earth-(500/-500) was taken over, and Earth-88 was obliterated. Earth-9999 did slightly better and used its engines to escape. Now it is one of the few planets widely used by the MANCM. Any species caught in the crossfire have been exterminated ruthlessly by the invaders. Earth-12345678910123 was rammed by so many planet-destroyers that it exploded. Earth-101010101010 was eaten by a black hole. Earth-Infinity escaped back to its own alternate far future, but was likely captured later. Earth-0123456789 was phased out of existence. Earth-10.5 was blasted to ashes. The Moon, Mars, and Orthanos III hid themselves in another universe temporarily. Titanus was still fighting off invaders. Earth-0.1 sealed itself off from the rest of the world, making itself untraceable. Earth-(-0.1) and Earth-(-1) were also starting to feel the brunt of the attack. Earth was obviously fine, as it was where the Creator(s) was. The Exalted Ones had been quiet for quite some time. Earth-Earth was one of the first to fall. Earth-Meme was self-destructed. Earth-Blob was covered in lava and then abandoned. Earths 1-10 were fine, having been at the center of Earth 1111’s galaxy. However, they were now being attacked as well. Ethan also felt through the Ultraforce that his counterpart, the Narrator, was missing. The Corrupted Ones had just banished the Narrator to a void beyond time, and they were the ones who disposed of the Watcher. Since the multiversal wall/barrier was destroyed, it was replaced with the Canon Floodgates. However, when Ayan accessed his universe, the Canon Floodgates were damaged. The universal river dried up, and the brand-new True Canon Shield generator was lost. The barrier generators were strengthened, but they were destroyed too (by the Corrupted Ones hacking into the self-destruct sequences of the stability reactors), letting outside forces enter the Earth-1111 OG Canon Ethan Primary Continuity and begin corrupting it. Now they have gotten to Earth-1111, and after surrounding it with their fleet, they have begun invading it. KING BEEG DADDY CHONK returned to protect his home, but was beaten up very quickly. Thantrick and his allies had to retreat to their hidden cave because they ran out of energy, taking the MANCM's heavy hitters out of the fight. Many fleets that were patrolling were found to be decimated, with all crew gone. Ethan declared a state of battle at maximum alert. Votes for going to battle in the council were 6-2, but Ethan activated a backdoor override law, as he knew what would happen if the MANCM did not mobilize. Reluctantly, the others approved executive action 9074, a declaration of war that called on every citizen to prepare for a universe-ending scenario. Stations in deep space were either fortified or evacuated and detonated. These actions managed to slow down the advance of the unknown enemy’s overwhelming fleets, but it still wasn’t enough. Eventually, even Thantrick and his friends were defeated. In a desperate attempt to save everyone who was still surviving, Ethan showed the others almost one thousand of his backup plans and secret designs, all of which were instantly put into action. The situation was dire, as the MANCM was losing hundreds of central fleet ships, and these didn’t even account for half the losses. Back at field headquarters (in one of Mr Ancona’s former classrooms, there is a secure bunker under the teacher’s desk), as the others watched on with worried faces, Ethan used his power at 50% to instantly retrieve the Metro from the antiverse at the cost of sending him into a coma, as he didn't have the strength or focus to handle the tremendous energy output from the sheer amount of Canon he was using. Before he went unconscious, he handed temporary command to Yash. Yash inserted the old glowing computer (from Ayan's brief adventure in Minecraft) into the Metro. A brilliant light glowed, dust swirled into a vortex, and the Watcher's physical body slowly began reforming. However, at that moment, the classroom was attacked! An enormous laser swept down from a cloaked D-X18 class battlecruiser’s turbolaser barrel and disintegrated most of the classroom. Matt was standing right in the blast radius, and disintegrated instantly. Hank, despite being a tank with a massive amount of health, disintegrated as well, along with Joe, Ayan, and one other classmate who was unfortunate enough to be standing in the blast. Yash and Remy were fine, (although Remy's nuclear vending machine Mark 1.5 was destroyed) because Ethan's convenient tri-shield generator protected them from the blast as they were closest to him. Ethan was a little burnt and his coat was singed, but he seemed to be fine. Yash mentally took control of an auxiliary anti-ship turret that was still operating and fired a round that took out the attacking ship. Out of the six MANCM main council members, only 2 were left alive. Yash immediately appointed Remy as an honorary MANCM council member to make up for Matt, Ayan, Joe, and Hank's absence. Then, from the debris, a hand came out! It was Matt, who survived! Then Falco came leaping out of a portal nearby and collapsed onto the floor. Matt ran over to examine the condition of his pet, and just then Bagel came out of the portal, which immediately closed. Bagel and Falco had been on a scouting mission in the neutral zone. The dust continued to form a figure, who began to take on a humanoid appearance. The Watcher rose up from the floor. Yash remembered the Watcher. He was the new one who got hired after the last one got fired. Yash said, “Nice to see you again. Care to save the world?” The Watcher briefly smiled. “I think I have a method of stopping the Corrupted Ones.” Yash renamed the little resistance force left into the Vanguard. Everyone got into the closet, which teleported everyone to the Excalibur II (stored in the bunker, which was locked up at the time), a newer model of the Excalibur series with a special function that gave it more space on the inside than its size in normal space would allow, in essence, a pocket dimension. As the Excalibur II flew out of the hangar bay, a debris block nearby suddenly cracked into pieces, and out came Ayan, Joe, and Hank, whose retconners were now smoking and broken. Yash was very glad to see that his friends were alive. Then the mecha-deer arrived out of a portal, and Mr Ancona was its rider. Mr Ancona obviously knew that he had to join forces with the MANCM to save the world, and at this point, the evil in him was gone, so he gladly went to help Yash. The Excalibur II met up with some other survivors and left the area. Meanwhile, on a private asteroid owned by Remy, something was going on. Deep in a lab, in the exact center of Earth-Remy, under strict orders from their deputy commander, white-robed lab scientists were milling about the underground room complex in an absolute frenzy. In mission control headquarters, within which a majority of the men were concentrated, one desperate scientist attempted to take control of the entire situation. His brave and valiant attempts were shouted down by a deep-throated, barrel-chested fellow (Remy-CLASH in worker disguise), who then proceeded to fling him down from the platform. “The order must be finished,” he cried over the crowd. “It must be so. However, even I do not know what will lay beyond.” By this point, the scientists had stopped panicking and looked up towards the very loud talker. Deactivating his disguise, Remy-CLASH continued. “I am only a clone, but I know Remy needs me. Therefore, I ask you to help me save the world. Now, all hands to battle stations! Prepare for subspace transport!” All the men instantly got right to their stations. One of them flicked a small overhead switch. A chief technician pressed a code into a keypad (EXECUTE: 15243) and then typed a command into a computer terminal: Initiate giant floating space rock to giant spaceship transformation. The chief of engineering turned to Remy-CLASH and nodded. Remy-CLASH turned and pressed a big red button to his left. A window at the far end of the ship experimentation tunnel opened into a swirling mess of colors and lights, known as the interstellar portal. Remy-CLASH placed his lucky key into the slot. The systems of the asteroid began humming loudly, and then they gave out a loud beep. The side of the bunker/asteroid opened up to reveal an array of alien engines, which lit up with a blue light and illuminated the area. The engines switched to maximum power, and the whole asteroid split into two halves to reveal a sleek and ovaloid spaceship, which promptly sped off to Remy's last known location. Back on the Excalibur II, the Metro began glowing again. A beam of yellow light extended to where Ethan lay in his temporary cryogenic pod. Ethan woke up. In the world, when the Exalted Ones used their special command admin powers to build the world, they left various artifacts meant to help the noble souls who could wield them. There was a controller that could influence space and a pen that could rewrite time (tech pen and retconner), and there was a long recording of time and space (The Creative Timeline Record), a convenient music player, and a keyboard with many powerful keys that needed the keyboard to work. There was also the greatest source of life (Flashlight of Doom) and the source of knowledge (Wisdom Mirror). Naturally, there were also devices that controlled life. The artifact that gave life was the Metro, and the artifact that could remove it was the Cosmoblender. All of these artifacts were scattered across the stars, some of them being eventually found by Ethan. Ethan wondered if he should just go and directly battle the enemy face to face, even though it was a terrible idea. Just then, a portal opened up next to him. Out came Logical Person, better known as Loge. Loge looked straight at Ethan and said, “Do you have 1 brain cell? If so, use it to make the right decision and get some reinforcements first.” Then Loge leaped back into his portal and vanished. (What a nice guy.) Mr Red Herring popped up as well. Ethan looked right at Red Herring and smacked him back into the portal, which promptly closed. Just then, a collision alert blared. The Excalibur II was not alone in deep space. Some asteroids suddenly exploded, revealing a massive hovering pyramid. It locked its weapons on the EXCII (the abbreviation for Excalibur II) and began firing. The shields were already on, but they immediately began failing. The power of the pyramid was too overwhelming. Ethan ordered his crew to turn the main engines to full power, and immediately, the ship began to shake as it began to accelerate. Ethan took the steering wheel from one of his crew members, Nick, who peered anxiously outside the bridge’s windows as he got into another seat and buckled up. Ethan pressed the button on the steering wheel under the horn button. A hatch in the ceiling opened, and a helmet with a visor came down and fitted snugly onto Ethan’s head. Inside, Ethan looked around and grinned as he recognized the map. He now had a full view of the ship's surroundings. The EXCII was represented by a small 3D model of itself on the three-dimensional map. Ethan grabbed the steering wheel and pulled the ship to the side just in time to dodge a large spread of torpedoes. Ethan pressed the two red buttons on the sides of the top of his controller. He saw four beams (from the beam emitters) zoom from his ship’s small front and blast towards the pyramid. However, they diffused harmlessly on the pyramid’s shields. Ethan frowned and stepped down on the acceleration pedal. Ethan yelled into his microphone, “All hands, prepare for sudden acceleration!” As the ship shuddered again, this time more violently, Nick (at a weapons control station) yelled, “Everyone, prepare for combat, phase-armor coming online! Shields holding at sixty percent! Load 1st degree torpedoes at maximum damage mode!” Ethan sent the ship straight towards an asteroid field, and the pyramid followed, simply smashing through the rocks with brute force. Ethan weaved through the asteroids, blasting the ones he couldn’t dodge to bits with the scattering beams as he tried to find the hidden warp gate that was there (according to the star maps made from the fragments retrieved from the cloud-cults). Bagel and Falco both sat in their own cage near the bridge. Another officer yelled, “Prepare for impact!”, right before he was blasted away from his console by a loud explosion. As the pyramid continued its relentless onslaught, more hits rocked the EXCII. Ethan decided against using the energy rammer just as the pyramid fired another round of lasers, narrowly missing the ship. Ethan steered around a particularly large asteroid and maneuvered behind the pyramid, scoring a hit on it with the heavy-rotary blasters, but neither the repeating laser cannons or the beam emitters had any effect. The shields were now at 10%. The heat ray and the electromagnetic array did nothing, as did the rail-launcher and the electric emitter. Remy cried out, “Enemy approaching from the starboard and bow!” Ethan responded with the call, “All non-essential personnel, to the safe room! Ready the escape pods for use! Fighter pilots, get in your ships and intercept those bombers! Anti-aircraft operators, man the turrets! The enemy is now within range!” As small spaceships and fighters began streaming out of the hangar bays, Ethan pressed the big blue button and then flipped some switches. As the shield phase changed, the superlaser of the ship began to charge up. As Ethan returned fire with some torpedoes, he felt slightly dizzy from all the maneuvering. Suddenly, the first set of shields failed under a barrage of heavy fire, but luckily, the new prototype five-minute cloaking device suddenly worked as Remy whacked it with a hammer in frustration. The warpgate activated. Nick activated the tractor beams and pulled back all the fighters to the hangar bay. Ethan then realized that the pyramid had turned around and was charging its planet-destroyer beam. Ethan fired the torpedoes again, spun the ship to the side, dodging a steady stream of hailfire homing rockets, and fired the superlaser just as the planet-destroyer beam fired. The laser cut straight through the beam and left a deep cut in the pyramid's side. Ethan steered the ship and accelerated straight to the other side of the portal. As the pyramid followed, Ethan shut off the portal, and the pyramid was chopped in half. As the pyramid exploded, the EXCII engaged its ultradrive and “bounced” to another galaxy. Ethan handed control of steering back to Nick and went to the refrigerator to get some food. The Watcher was there. He (or it) handed a sandwich to Ethan, who took off a piece and dropped it, and Bagel came bursting through the door eagerly, leaping midair and grabbing the piece of ham in his mouth. The Watcher smiled. “Ethan, we need a plan. The beings we are facing are as powerful as the Exalted Ones. Wait, could they be... oh no. It has to be the Corrupted Ones.” Ethan gasped, remembering the ancient warnings of the cult he had once trained under. Just then, another alarm sounded. 3 pyramids flanked by a group of massive spheres began firing their obliterator rays. As the ship rocked again, Vincent (Remember him?) frantically activated the Excalibur II’s side weapons (causing 4 phalanx arrays to fire a set of micro-explosives), as Kaden managed the radar and tried to keep the reactor stable while Anton managed the rear, making sure no ship was tailing them. Ayan and Yash manned the other sensors. Down in the engine room, Remy worked on the engine. Matt and Hank managed the AI and spoke through the intercom to damage control. Joe tried to send a message for aid to anyone who could receive it. The enemy ships approached, and Ethan was surrounded... Suddenly, a train horn sounded, and the Supertrain arrived, transforming into a massive mech. Ethan extended his consciousness over to the robot, which activated. As the giant machine drew its sword, its visor glowed blue. Remy-CLASH's massive ship, the "Entropy" arrived, blasting almost every single enemy ship to pieces. The last one tried to flee, but the Supertrain cleaved it in half with one blow. The Watcher had regained around 5% of his strength. Opening his eyes and descending from his meditation pod, he turned to Ethan. "If we want a chance to defeat the Corrupted Ones, we need to hear your story. The tale of how it all began, and what exactly happened before Earth-0 was unified." Ethan looked down at the ground. He took a deep breath, as a spotlight appeared on him. Remy, Matt, Ayan, Hank, Yash, Joe, and Remy-CLASH all took seats around Ethan in a semicircle. Ethan began to speak. “Once, I belonged to the Order of the Plot Wielders, an ancient secret society that discovered the Canon before anyone else and learned how to use it. Their old headquarters was based on the Moon, built on top of an ancient alien ruin. I once trained under this society before I met the Exalted Ones, using the old base to build a portal into a higher realm. I was discovered and detained by my former commander, but I escaped and got into the room with the portal, turning it on. However, the portal was unstable, and it exploded not long after it was activated. I managed to pass through it just in time. After the massive burst of energy that spanned the solar system, that area of the moon was left uninhabitable for a long time. I came back later, but as the Order of the Plot Wielders had abandoned their base, I thought they were all gone. However, they had actually relocated to a new location. I later went to try and find them, but without success, only finding the old base. While exploring, I went into the old basement and found that the basement was actually a coverup for an even older alien structure predating the entrance of humanity into the timeline. In those ancient ruins, the first Canon and a set of powerful keys were found. I saw many inscriptions in an unknown language and drawings on certain walls. When I pulled out the ruler, arrows in the ground began to glow, leading me forward and deeper into the subterranean area. Down one of their hallways, there was a mirror that could deflect the Flashlight of Doom, the retconner, the PRFL, and the multi-pen. At that point, I finally fully recovered from my minor amnesia and realized that if I had any hope of finding out the fate of the universe, I needed to find the Creative Timeline Record, which I did. However, I have not been able to open it yet. To know my original history, however... We will have to go much further back in time, a few years before I met the Exalted Ones, when I met all of you... But first, we have arrived at Datapolis, one of our last refuges.” On Mars-1, Ethan watched as the others gasped at the sight of an advanced factory in bubbles that were built inside craters. Aliens milled around inside, busy at work. These, Ethan explained, were the Martians, who preferred to be called the Vigatorians. With 4 legs for walking and two arms for working and grabbing food, the Vigatorians lived a quiet, simple life eating Martian rock until Ethan came along and decided to teach them about a healthy diet, introducing them to the concept of steel, iron, and tastiest of all, lava. (Yep, lava. That’s not a typo.) At the shelter’s main complex, Remy gave everyone a speech. “Though we have not lost the war yet, we are, unfortunately, on the losing side. However, Ethan and I have come up with a plan. The Order of Plot Wielders was the first organization to find the Canon. The Brick Cult (consisting of multiple races), the Alternans (glowing orbs of energy that could shapeshift), and the Universal Government have all been our steadfast allies in this effort to stop the enemy, for should they succeed, I fear we are all doomed. That brings me to my main point. Ethan has finally located the new base of the Order of the Plot Wielders. Now, we need to reach them for help. Their base is on Mars-20 inside a crater as well. Unfortunately, due to Earth-20 being outside of our main sphere of governing, we don't know what has happened to them. For all we know, the Corrupted Ones could have found them already. Now, on a more positive note, I have invented Brick Armor! It is summonable armor, which means that it can be summoned from anything around, in this case, bricks! Anything that has the same looks or shape as a brick, which can be a transmetalnamium brick, can be summoned to be part of the armor. The armor can be formed into any brick building, as well as any form of beast, being, or creature big enough to be made of assorted bricks. Now, let’s move out!” As a massive armada of allied ships lifted off from the depot and warpgated to another location, Ethan wondered how long they would be able to hold out. He teleported a short distance to the factory, where he used hidden eye-scanners to access a hidden room. There, he walked up to a set of pods labeled “Backup. Do not open except in case of very important situations.” Ethan accessed the keypad and activated the pods. Cooper, Layla, Evan, Brandon, David, and Annie all awakened from their extended cryogenic hibernation pods. Ethan walked over to a portal generator with a sign saying “old friends, new times”, and activated it. Somewhere out in the multiverse, alternate versions of Chloe and John Luca were summoned and “dragged” over to this realm. “Hopefully,” Ethan thought, “I haven’t summoned people who don't know me.” Luckily, he was wrong. Everyone summoned seemed to be aware of their current situation. Ethan also went up to a chest and pulled out the Canon Cannon and his own plot manipulator. As he put on his battle gear, Matt came in and commented, “Looks like we have some new friends. Welcome to the main world of the multiversal internet server.” Nick, Vincent, Kaden, and Anton also appeared, summoned by Ethan. He now had a bold plan. Back on the ship, Falco and Bagel patiently waited for their owners. As Ethan teleported everyone present to the bridge, Ayan, Joe, Hank, Yash, and Remy were already waiting. Everyone strapped themselves into the chairs. Ethan sat in the captain’s chair. Remy pressed a row of buttons and activated the phase-drive. Once the ship’s particles were sufficiently vibrating through normal matter, the ultradrive was activated. The Excalibur II (repaired and upgraded) instantly sped forward, and the main bulk of the next fleet flew off. In the docking bay of Remy-CLASH’s ship, the Overpower and Supertrain were stored in two large containers. The ovaloid ship (the Entropy) cloaked itself and began to trail the rest of the fleet. Remy-CLASH established a mental link with Remy, informing him that even though he left later than the others, he would be able to catch up. Remy mentally nodded. Remy-CLASH activated the thrusters on his ship and quietly slipped into ultraspace, later emerging beside the Excalibur II. The Entropy and EXCII split off from the main fleet, heading instead to a portal generator station. Falco obediently plugged in the coordinates for Earth-20, barking (in dog language) “Puppies first.” Bagel yipped indignantly. (Falco is slightly older.) Passing through the warpgate, the crew found a devastated area. Earth-20 was gone, and Mars-20 was seemingly abandoned. At that moment, from behind a random moon, a massive ship emerged, and began firing lasers at the Excalibur II. The Excalibur II had no time to retaliate, and its shields went down. Remy-CLASH let loose a volley from his rotary-cannons, but those ricocheted from the massive ship and slammed into the nearby debris. Cooper, Layla, Evan, Brandon, David, and Annie either went to anti-spacecraft turrets or to the maintenance and launch bay. Chloe and John Luca were down in communications and radar control. Nick, Vincent, Kaden, and Anton went to the cargo bay to try to find some useful equipment. Other crew members were putting on their spacesuits and going to their assigned posts. Remy went to the main hangar on the Excalibur II and slipped into a customized OG class interceptor, a model designed by Ethan this time, for “safety reasons,” apparently. The launch catapult lifted Remy’s ship from the hangar to the runway. When the all-clear signal was given, Remy engaged the thrusters and flew from the main deck out into space to join the Excalibur II and Remy-CLASH (who was flying around with his jetpack and laser pistols) in the fight. The Entropy wasn’t really built for fighting, so it tried to stay in the back of the battle. Meanwhile, Ethan was running around the ship dressed in his signature armor. He climbed up to the main deck and slashed his ruler. A massive bolt of power rang out loudly through the vast silences of space, and slammed into the enemy ship. The massive ship was cleaved in half, but suddenly the two parts split up into hundreds of smaller ships. A massive volley of lasers flew through the empty void, vaporizing smaller planets and exoplanets. Suddenly, Remy in his speeder pressed a button and from the bottom dropped the (You guessed it!) Nuclear Vending Machine MK-OG, new and improved with plasma launchers and homing soda cans. Remy dropped into it from his interceptor as it flew into the laser blasts of the enemy and disintegrated. The OG Nuclear Vending Machine flew toward the central ship, letting loose volleys of hyperlasers, which vaporized several ships. Then Remy fired his homing cans, taking down a particularly pesky variable wing glider. Ethan waved out of the window of the Excalibur II to Remy. Remy waved back and flew on into the main battle. Ethan at this moment had activated the main superlaser of the Excalibur II, and began to charge it up. When it discharged, a massive beam of pure white energy swept through the battlefield, scorching several of the ships and detonating several comets. The massive outburst of energy also happened to overload the nearby star (Sun-20), causing it to expand and eat several of the enemy units. The Excalibur began to pull away from the fray, but Remy in his OG Nuclear Vending Machine wasn’t fast enough, and his ship flew into the fiery plasma of the star. Remy teleported just in time into the Excalibur. Suddenly, large thuds began to echo through the main body of the ship. Ethan looked up and saw cracks forming in the metal. Matt ran to the front windshield in time to see the star begin to pulse. The enemy ships were scattering into the abyss of the void. The star pulsed once, twice, and exploded its outer layer. All of the shield layers were rapidly overwhelmed and penetrated. The main engines of the Excalibur II shorted out. Matt tried to raise his voice over the general hubbub in the ship as the explosion began to eat away at the outer layer of the ship. Yash ran into him and fell. Ayan teleported from the ship and into his escape pod, which quickly ultrawarped away from the disaster. Hank ran to the cockpit and turned a key under a lid. Joe covered his eyes as a massive burst of light from the backup engine burst out. The main engines were ejected at that moment. The massive burst of fire from the secondary thrusters vaporized many ships as it blasted out in a straight beam of light. The EXCII was propelled from Earth-20’s remains all the way to Mars, and the rest of the ships followed. The ship shot away from the exploding sun, and Ethan managed to repair the ship in time to get away. Suddenly, the alarm blared as the remaining ships (Remember them?) flew in front of the ship and joined together to form a huge starship. It charged up its main cannons and began firing round after round into the Excalibur II’s exposed hull. Just then, Ayan reappeared from his multiverse with a small task force of about 20 small assorted fighters, interceptors, bombers, and scouts. Ethan leaped out of an airlock and teleported the Overpower straight to him. (The refitted Overpower is now a single seater instead of a two-seater.) Ethan rapidly activated the ship and flew into a swarm of approaching enemy drones, spamming his repeating blasters into the oncoming crowd. Just then, the Entropy took enough damage and began to sink. All the crew teleported themselves over to the EXCII. One of the ships managed to get right in front of the bridge of the EXCII, but it was quickly sliced into dozens of pieces by the phalanx array. Other approaching ships were taken care of by the AA turrets. Matt leaped out of the cockpit (he had a spacesuit, don't worry) and kicked the last ship right in the engines, knocking it off course. Matt then grabbed the ship and threw it down to the surface of Mars-20, where it went up in a colorful fireball. As Matt returned to the airlock, Ethan took his ship and steered it towards Mars’ surface. He arrived at the red, dusty surface a few minutes later. As the Overpower’s landing struts extended, Ethan looked around. The ship landed with a soft thud, and the engine’s roar lowered to a soft hum as the Overpower shifted to standby mode. Ethan exited the ship and conducted a thorough scan of the surrounding area. He made sure he had his ruler, 4D pocket, spare Canon, pulse revolver, Canon Cannon, ultrablaster, retconner, plot manipulator, and custom laser pointer. Ethan walked for a few miles before getting a faint beep on his sensors. Suddenly, Vincent teleported down behind him, much to Ethan’s surprise. “How did you get here? I thought I was the only one in our group who could teleport. By the way, where’s Kaden? Usually, he follows you around a lot.” Vincent looked away sadly, and Ethan tried to make out Vincent’s facial expressions. “He’s gone. There was a hull breach, and he was right in front of the hole...” Ethan stepped back in shock. “No... no no no. Oh no...” Ethan spoke into his comlink. “Any other losses?” Up in space, John Luca was sadly looking outside a blast shield as a few dozen of his crewmates floated by... and then he realized Chloe was missing. Ethan sensed it through the Ultraforce (his powers had been getting stronger/better lately) and stifled a cry of despair. Ethan turned on the cameras on the ship and was met with a sad sight. Anton and Nick were on beds in the medical bay. Anton’s vital monitor was soundless, and Nick only had a very faint beep. Ethan disabled the link and squeezed his eyes shut, turning away from Vincent, who put a hand on Ethan’s shoulder. Ethan raised his head back up with a determined expression Vincent saw very rarely. “Let’s go, Ethan,” Vincent said. “I just found a cavern that seems large enough. Just a moment. I’m getting one of those visions again. I think I see a landworm! Look out!” Vincent tackled Ethan to the side just in time to dodge a gaping jaw full of knife-like teeth. As the worm burrowed back down to its home, Ethan helped Vincent up and thanked him. “Even though you haven’t been with us for long, your powers have still grown exponentially. Remember how you arrived? You arrived here on a piece of space debris, locked in a secret chamber.” Vincent nodded and thought about his past: his arrival, his training, and his eventual promotion to join the crew of the Excalibur II. They continued on to a cave opening, where a strange orange light shone from deep inside the cave. “Nick. He wasn’t the first that I hurt, and he won’t be the last if this keeps up. He wasn’t even the first Nick.” Vincent sighed, “It wasn’t your fault. We all willingly followed you, and we are going to stick together till the end. That’s what we friends are for. Wait, what do you mean by ‘He wasn’t even the first?’ Are you saying he’s a clone?” Ethan walked in silence for a little while and then turned. “No, he wasn’t a clone. But I once had another friend in another time. His name was Nicholas. He was my only companion for a long time. Then, he fell to a super-powered bully trying to defend me...” Ethan didn’t say anything for the rest of the walk, which was relatively peaceful. Vincent’s mind was cluttered with thoughts: “So his origin story really is true. Oh!!! It’s only half fake!” At that moment, they arrived at the innermost part of the cave. Ethan looked up and saw a marvelous cathedral in front of him, very similar to the one he had used to serve in, but larger and grander than the old one on the Moon. It was in the middle of a majestic city that hummed gently. Just then, the grand doors at the entrance of the city opened. Out came a group of cloaked and robed individuals. One among them noticed Ethan and uttered a cry of surprise, running back inside. Vincent looked to Ethan, who shrugged. Just then, a flying vending machine crashed into the ground next to Ethan. Remy popped out. As Vincent pulled Remy out of the wreck of his ship, Ethan turned to the main entrance, where a tall man emerged. He was in a set of green armor. He looked at Ethan. “What brings you here? We thought you were gone for good. You destroyed the old headquarters. We had to evacuate here. Well, it doesn’t matter much now. This place seems to have even more Canon. Come on in. We have much to discuss.” As Ethan, Vincent, and Remy entered, they felt many hostile glares from the other monks. The armored man ignored this and continued walking until he reached the throne room. A data pod (a USB) was sitting in a stone. The man (Wally) and Waldo (his assistant) pulled off their outer armor, revealing that they were both in exoskeletons. “When you activated that reactor, you nearly blew the entire place apart. I went unconscious, and when I woke up, I found the world being reformatted by the Exalted Ones.” Waldo pulled the USB and handed it to Ethan, who noticed it being named as “Ethan’s Memories”. “You’re going to need that later”, Wally chuckled. Ethan put the USB into his 4D pocket. “You know what’s going on out there, right?” Vincent asked. “It’s none of our business. We only exist for safeguarding the True Canon, so therefore, we cannot intervene in normal matters. The True Canon is extremely dangerous and completely unmalleable." Ethan laughed. “What, this?” He pulled out a glowing orb of dazzling light and changed it into his flashlight. Waldo leaped back in fear. Wally had an expression of extreme fascination. Wally exclaimed, “By the multiverse! How is this possible? We’ve been guarding this stuff all our lives, and you can just hold a sample of it without disappearing from existence or being badly distorted?” Remy grinned. “Well, there is a concept known as the avatar, otherwise known as the theorem of the Great 8, which states the concept of 8 beings who are the physical manifestation of the different parts of the multiverse, placed there by the Exalted Ones. If one of us somehow is actually vanquished, the multiverse would either be damaged or destroyed. If somebody really was pulling the strings behind this world like I used to think, they must have some extreme self-ego. Just my guess.” Ethan replied, “It is true. Well, about the whole avatar part.” As Remy turned in shock, Ethan continued. I was wrong about Bagel. He simply had a high concentration of Canon in him. He is basically made completely out of Canon. However, that didn’t make him the avatar. About 2 months earlier, Bagel choked on a fishbone. Nothing happened to the universe. However, when I tripped and injured my arm, I felt a disturbance in the Ultraforce. Somehow, 50 universes had just been wiped out. Bagel is in a class of his own with Falco, but he isn’t the 8th avatar. That’s you,” Ethan announced, pointing at Vincent, who nodded and closed his eyes. Ethan added, “I didn’t believe it until you teleported. As far as I know, only I was capable of that feat. Also, I saw you practicing the move ‘timestop’, also called ‘Cutscene mode’. If you can pause time, your ability is on par with the rest of ours, meaning you really are an avatar. You are now the eighth member of the council. Congrats. The way our avatar status came originated from what we represent and our powers. I, who normally dress like a tourist, am actually the de facto leader and in command of teleportation, telekinesis, flight, and Canon manipulation. I represent flexibility, agility, and creativity. In other words, I basically am the avatar of evolution and adaptability. Vincent, you have the power of temporal manipulation, or in other words, you can time travel and alter time. You and Remy represent time and space respectively. Matt represents power, Ayan represents cleverness, Yash represents life, Hank represents movement, Joe represents emotion, Bagel represents matter, and Falco represents stealth. Need time to take it all in?” “Nope,” Vincent replied, but his mind was obviously very busy. Ethan leaned back and relaxed for a little bit. Waldo interrupted. “Lately, an orange glow has been permeating the area. It’s mainly coming from the new reactor.” Ethan snapped out of his daze in extreme alarm, rapidly looking around. Vincent and Remy both noticed the orange glow in the cave. “Not good, boss, not good,” Vincent stuttered. Remy caught him by the arm and tugged him along. The reactor in the distance began to glow more and more. Then it exploded, spraying orange everywhere. Wally got hit and was instantly turned into a mindless misshapen blob, which leaped off a balcony and swallowed a monk whole. Screams and cries for help started to fill the whole area. Waldo cried out, “This is bad! The whole place is coming apart! I’m too old, but I don't want to perish yet!” Ethan turned to help him, but the old man yelled, “Go! The evil is now here! It will devour you if you do not flee!” Ethan was tempted to help him, but he quickly decided against it when the old man began glowing orange and morphed into an orange beast with a massive set of snapping teeth. Grabbing the wreck of the escape pod, Ethan threw it behind him. A loud explosion and an angry roar were heard. Remy and Vincent also ran alongside Ethan. Just then, the ground caved in. Ethan turned into a UFO, catching Remy and Vincent. Once they got to the other side of the chasm, Ethan shifted his body into the form of his signature lasercar. He remotely started the Overpower and shifted it to 3-seater mode. Ethan turned back to human form and fired a massive beam followed by a concussive slash from his ruler. The monster tripped and then got back up, sending a stream of percussive ice shards at Ethan, who used his agility to just barely dodge them. Ethan rapidly ran up behind the monster and stabbed forward with the ruler, bringing the lizard down. “Your time is running out, Ethan,” groaned the monster, before Ethan boldly brought his ruler down as hard as he could on the lizard-like thing, which ceased to move. Yells were heard in the distance. A platoon of troops ran towards Ethan with their laser cannons out. One of them was already behind Ethan, and he let Ethan know his presence by shoving Ethan to the ground. Remy saw a tentacled shadow looming over Ethan. With no room to react, Ethan yelled, “Vincent, use cutscene mode! Remy, small brick attack!” As everyone in the area froze, Ethan watched as time continued on slowly. Remy threw out a set of 2x4 bricks which went under a lot of approaching enemy troops, who all simultaneously screamed. Then the bricks exploded, ending the cutscene. Remy and Ethan (minus Vincent, as he activated the cutscene mode) found they were able to move again. Ethan had just begun his teleport into the Overpower’s cockpit when an army of orange monsters burst through the mouth of the cave. Ethan clapped both his hands together, summoning Ultra Cosmos, (his Trace, a bundle of soul energy acquired through intensive training) who proceeded to punch a lot of aliens. Vincent activated his wrist-mounted laser gauntlets and began to mow down some advancing beasts. Remy pulled out the PRFL and used it to destroy the cave entrance. Then some leftover bricks blew up, sending aliens flying everywhere. Vincent cheered and used his brand-new flamethrower and taser to handle a group of soldiers running up the hill towards them. (Vincent’s role also includes being a walking armory; he can generate any weapon or tool from his body.) Remy deployed his whip and trident to pull a whole cliff down so the rocks would roll over some enemy rollerbikes. Ethan used his fan to blow away the ground beneath the last few aliens. Then, Ethan pulled out his flute/sword and cut the ground open, making a massive ravine that the enemy could not cross. As Ethan ran towards the Overpower, Vincent had just clambered into the cockpit, and Remy was buckling up. Just then, the ground around began being pounded by laser blasts. Siege cannons in the distance had spotted them, and small fighters were closing in to attack. Luckily, the Overpower’s shields were still functional. Ultra Cosmos threw a few ships off course and then changed back into soul energy, returning to his user. Ethan leaped in, closed the cockpit, and spammed “return to sender” into the controls. The ship was rapidly teleported by a warpgate into space. Ethan looked out from the cockpit. Below them, Mars-20 was aflame. That sector was nearly overrun. Remy realized it was a miracle they weren’t noticed immediately by the fleet surrounding Mars. The problem was that they were. A massive set of fighters followed them. Ethan teleported straight to the Supertrain, which was already on the launchpad. It charged up its rear engines and burst out into space, transforming into its mechanoid form. It drew its sword and sped off, leaping from ship to ship as it slashed through their cockpits. Ethan then released all the built-up energy by putting the sword back in its sheath, and all the ships behind his mech burst and then imploded. As the Overpower returned to the Excalibur II, Remy-CLASH (still flying around) and the Excalibur II began deploying space mines. Ayan appeared with even more ships, as it seemed that the Ayanverse’s defenses were still holding out. More fleets flew by the Excalibur, as the aliens and beings in the galaxy had now unanimously sided together against the Corrupted Ones. The fleets all split up and warpgated off to different places. Back on the Excalibur II, Ethan remembered one of his best backup plans. He suddenly reached into his 4D pocket and pulled out a ball. Focusing all of his power on the small sphere, he expanded it into a very small asteroid. He had built it using the power of the control key and the C and V keys. On the asteroid (which cloaked automatically), Ethan’s secret secondary mansion and bunker were located. Ayan and Joe were the only two who also had their mansions with them, as the others were destroyed. Joe pulled out his mansion. It was a literal palace. Ayan’s mansion was a gaming room filled with every piece of gaming equipment that would ever exist. Ethan pulled out his retconner and zapped both of them, extracting their Canon energy for use. He changed it into fuel for the fleet, which was in need of supplies. Ayan and Joe seemed slightly saddened by this. Ethan entered his asteroid and rummaged around, eventually pulling out his editing ban laser and copy of the Flashlight of Doom. Just then, he noticed a 5D camera (a Watcher-exclusive artifact capable of knowing and finding out everything in a universe it’s used to view) behind him. He shooed it away and continued going through his stuff. The Watcher felt Earth-OG and Earth-Canon suddenly spawn. He directed some fuel tankers to go and bring some of the Canon back from these worlds, as they had not been conquered since they just spawned. The Watcher knew that this was too convenient. The Exalted Ones were likely behind this. They had not intervened yet because they didn’t believe the danger yet. The Watcher summoned Ethan and the others to his room. Remy-CLASH loaded all the equipment and technology into the EXCII. On the way, Vincent picked up a water cannon and a hand-mounted air blaster. (A copy made after scanning Bagel’s archives for the tool that Ethan used all the way back in the Time Heist.) Once everyone was gathered around him, The Watcher said, “Okay, then. Bad news first. We’ve been sealed off from every universe after Earth-20 onwards, including the Ayanverse, which is likely also under siege. Most of our Earths have been erased off the star charts or rendered uninhabitable. Now for the good news. I think I know what we need. It’s called the Grail. Sort of like the magical glowing one in the old Arthurian legends that everyone fought over, but actually a completely different artifact. The one thing I do know is that it’s specifically made to target extremely overpowered evil villains.” Yash asked, “Well, then, how come nobody has found it yet?” The Watcher replied nonchalantly, “Nobody’s found it yet, that’s why.” Joe turned to Ethan. “How about you finish telling us about that origin story of yours?” “Oh right, that.” Hank jumped a bit in anticipation. “Alright. It’s quite long if I start from the beginning. I want to hurry and finish so that we can help some of the worlds under attack out here. Before I joined the Order of The Plot Wielders, I was once an ordinary person. There was only one Earth and no multiverse. I knew most of you here, of course. Some of you only existed as figments of my imagination. That all changed one day. Once I was out traveling in another state. I wandered alone into the woods. There, I saw a shooting star heading towards my area. I took out my telescope and looked closer. It was the USS Horizon. I know it was that ship because I found the name after I found a plate with the name inscribed on it. It had just exited from a warpgate and orbited over Earth. Suddenly, another portal opened, and a laser flew out, blasting the Horizon to pieces. As the pieces rained down, I took cover. When the smoke had cleared, the only thing I found intact was one of the ship's computers. I brought it home and plugged it into an outlet using an electrical wire. Instantly, the computer sprang to life. I read the information and discovered the existence of the Canon. At my school, everything was normal. That was, until a super-powered bully threw my friend out a 3-story building and then lasered him out of existence. I had to do something about it, and vowed to spend the rest of my life bringing peace to the world. Later that week, I had a vision as I dreamed. The Exalted Ones introduced themselves and then gave me a set of instructions on what to do. I had to save the multiverse. They also revealed that they had accidentally given many ordinary people powers while they were watching over our world. Following the instructions the Exalted Ones left me, I joined the Order of the Plot Wielders, a cult or organization of sorts that were contacted early on by the Exalted Ones and now guarded one of the largest sources of True Canon for the Exalted Ones. I went to one of their secret bases, located under one of their dental facilities. They teleported me to the Moon, where I trained under them for a time. I also unintentionally sent the blueprints of the USS Horizon to the dimension where Neil Nelson lived using a piece of top-secret experimental technology. I later told Remy about the multiverse. He told the rest of you. At that point, I had finished the plans to access the Exalted One’s realms. You know what happened next. An area of the Moon was made uninhabitable. An energy beam from the portal disintegrated Earth. When I got there, I got turned into an avatar, and the world restarted itself, creating Earth-0 OG Canon, a world with its own developing consciousness. The changes went back to the beginning of time. The wave of Canon that blasted out from the portal generator’s explosion changed the world forever, increasing the amount of dark matter and causing the multiverse to exist. Then I had amnesia after I was sent here. You guys found me. The world was in a civil war, and everyone was fighting each other. Joe, Yash, Hank, Matt, Ayan, Vincent, Remy, and I all fought Mr Ancona in the school. Then, the old Watcher appeared. He helped me recover my memories. I used them to help me unify the world. Mr Ancona suddenly vanished. Then the first Mr Ancona clone came along, and we fought his evil clones and won. Ayan made his multiverse and then came back. Other villains arrived, and we had to spread out beyond the school to defeat them. Speaking of Mr Ancona, where is he? I thought he came with us earlier, but now, he’s gone. Something is going on here.” The Watcher suddenly felt something approaching. He braced himself. (He now had regained 30% power, and could now evenly match Ethan in a battle.) Just then, a warpgate opened, and from the transdimensional portal, the USS Horizon burst out. Neil Nelson hailed them. “Hey, nice to see you! Haven’t seen you guys in a while.” Ethan asked, “You get out of that time loop yet?” Nelson replied, “Yeah, it was annoying, but we got out. We went into that gas cloud with no idea of what was in there. Next thing we know, we’re being tossed around in time. We saw the beginning of time and the formation of the multiverse. Then we went into the far future and saw some versions of you guys. We witnessed you guys getting the curse of flatness, meaning your personalities would never change. Now that I think of it, if somebody wrote a book about you all, they’d get criticized for giving you zero character development. Anyways, we saw you guys visiting the cults, the AUs and what not, and the non-multiverse universe. In the end, we got split into 2 versions. We saw the other version go to the first Earth and get blown to bits by a laser. We’re continuing to look for a new Earth now.” Ethan thought, “Just what we need! The world needs saving!” and said, “Come on! Before you go, we’re trying to save the world! You can help us, as we need everything we can get right now!” In that way, the USS Horizon went right along with the Excalibur II and Ayan’s fleet. (Which just arrived.) Then, another alien fleet appeared. It was the next wave of ships heading out to another battlefield in a distant galaxy. As Remy and Vincent greeted the fleet over the communication channel (encrypted special code 2925), Ethan found a sword (the time-loop galaxy buster). The Watcher now had 40% and decided to give something back to Ethan. The Watcher called Ethan, Bagel, Falco, Remy, Vincent, Joe, Hank, Yash, Ayan, and Remy-CLASH over. The Watcher took out his ancient staff, and his eyes began to glow. He flew up into the air and chanted. “Oh, Exalted Ones, great are your canonicity and vocabuliness. Please give us new power and resolve in this great time of need. The Great Eight are not powerful enough. We need to boost their power if we want any hope of succeeding.” The ship began to shake, and a deep voice spoke. “We have heard your calls, however, we were busy. The new wifi tower is still faulty, and we are also battling the Corrupted Ones. However, now you need it. We will give you your maximum potential’s full power for your final mission. This is the last task of the MANCM.” Just then, Mr Ancona entered the room. He was surrounded by levitating markers. “There you are,” Ethan said. “We’re about to get some upgrades. Care to join us?” The Exalted Ones threw down some reformatters from their dimension. The modified retconners burst in flashes of light, casting their bright light on the now fully-assembled team. Moments afterwards, a some-what robotic (but also human) voice (which was definitely the formerly-Watcher-owned robot Ethan’s voice) began to speak. “Ethan. You have loyally done all that we needed to do and protected the innocent. Now, you will receive the greatest power you have ever known. Let the process begin. Artifacts, assemble!” On thousands of worlds across the galaxy, strange objects began to glow, hovering upwards and then flying towards Earth-1111 at Ultrawarp Factor 10. They accelerated to the point of becoming beams of multicolored light, which assembled and flew into the room. Ethan began to be lifted up into the air and started to glow. Remy, Vincent, Matt, Ayan, Yash, Hank, and Joe all also began glowing. Ethan’s suit transformed into a space exosuit with a jetpack. His armor now had all of his gear attached to it. His ruler was in his right sleeve pocket, and his Flashlight of Doom was now in his left sleeve pocket. The Editing Ban Laser, the Canonshield, and the Ultrasword (the time-loop galaxy buster) appeared. The Canon Cannon and Ethan’s plot manipulator hovered into the room, and the Phase Drive (the original human-sized one) and the Spectrum Cloak popped up as well. Also, the plot device, convenient music player, time machine, retconner, plot and chair armor, Wisdom Mirror, Keys of Power, Keyboard of Power, the Creative Timeline Record, the Metro, the Cosmoblender, 4D pocket, spare Canon, tech pen, pulse revolver, ultrablaster, plot manipulator, custom laser pointer, the Grail, 5D camera, flute/sword, fan, magic cup, stapler, titanium frisbee, half-scissor swords, umbrella sword, samurai sword, spear, lance, club, mace, axe, hammer, screwdriver, crossbow, bow, knives, daggers, sickle, scythe, laser glasses, pickaxe, drill, full armor package, Max-blaster, Remington(s), elemental gloves, magic wand, multi-color flashlight, sonic blaster, brick cutter, heavy-multi-barreled laser pointer, PRFL (Pencil Rapid Fire Launcher) hammers, cards, a chainsaw, laser cannon, multistaff, vacuum cleaner, flamethrower, taser, whip, trident, bricks, pulse blaster, sonic cannon, police baton, electromagnetic launcher, spicy sauce shooter, chain-grappler, whip, Hyper-Mega-Super-Bazooka, multi-ranger, gatling-buster, laser and taser, lemon juice squirter, glide-pack, multi-purpose pack, para-pack, chair of triumph, Ancona Belt, fishing rod, harpoon/hook, magic book, infinite lunchbox (for unlimited sustenance and water), porta-base (with air tanks), ATV pack, buzzsaw, ice generator, bowling ball launcher, rolling chairs, the endlessly useful suitcase, unlimited backpack, teleporter, revive token, magic cards, spike shooter, turret setter, auto-sentries, all-purpose key, ninja stars, nunchuks, javelins, naginatas, spreadshot cannon, hyper blaster, speaker mines, and handy net also appeared. Ethan felt the Ultraforce strengthen from all the combined power of the assembled artifacts. Everyone got bulkier armor, better stats, glowing armor, and a sense of hope. Michael and Travis, Vincent’s apprentices, opened the door. Their eyes widened. Then the door slammed shut in their faces, only leaving a little window open. Outside, Michael and Travis sighed, but then Vincent’s hand came out the door and handed them two signature specialized Vin-653 Spy Gear Slash Blasters and two Lightning Rods, replicas of Ethan’s ruler, but with the ability to flexibly move. Michael and Travis cheered. Ethan’s new exosuit glowed. Remy changed into a wizard. Remy-CLASH became a pirate. Vincent became a wild west sheriff. Matt’s attire changed into that of a baseball player, but heavily armored. Ayan became an agent/ninja. Yash grew a cloak and his scythes grew longer. Hank changed into a soldier. Joe still had his hoodie, but he seemed to become bulkier. He also had a police suit. Two metal gloves covered his hands, and a shadowy figure materialized behind him. The mecha-deer and baby deer entered the room too. Everyone got new powers and tools, even the Watcher and Mr Ancona. “You will all get new powers. You also all have a faster energy buildup time and better stabilizers, allowing you to access your multiple modes faster. Ethan, you now have fully maxed out telekinesis and flight abilities. You get the Multiversal Strike as an ability. Use it as a finisher. You also can retcon events now without a retconner through your new power, known as Combined Power. You stop time and use all of your equipment, along with all of your vehicles and modes. We also gave you two extra powers, since you are going to be on the front line. These two powers are Pretendability and Cloner. These let you pretend to be a civilian and clone yourself. Yes, you can use more than one ability at the same time. Well, most of them work like that, anyways. Let me take a breath first. Hang on. Ok, Spammer is another one we sort of gave you, but we don't know if it even worked. If it did, you get faster attack repeats. Same thing with the power of Teleportation. Don't know if that worked. You could teleport around and skip turns and attacks if it worked. Matt, you get the Speed Bash, allowing you to boost around your enemies and dodge them. Another ability you have is the Sonic Slam, where you use four different types of bats at once to overcome your enemy. You also get the Grand Wallop and the Battle Shield. This is a hit and an invincible shield. Ayan, you get the Range Extender. Your range and power have both been increased. We also gave you Battle Reflection, which helps you dodge better with your increased reflexes and reflect the damage you take briefly. You also get Jump Boost and Enhanced Aim. Your jump height and range are increased, and so is your aim. Time will go slightly slower for you when you need it to. Yash, you have the Vacuum Vortex, which allows you to sap your enemies’ power. You also get Insta-Ender, which damages your enemies severely, as they suffer your accumulated stacked damage all at once while you stay cloaked. You also get Shield Breaker and Big Bang. You can break shields and knock enemies within a certain radius away from you. It also knocks them out and disarms them. Joe, you have Plasma Burst and Battle Burst, so you can use Joejoe, our newest fighting creation. Battle Burst lets you unleash a flurry of karate moves alongside Joejoe, who knows every form of combat, and Plasma Burst is kind of like an explosion which knocks your enemies away. You also got Confusion and Poisoning. Confuse your enemies or poison them. Hank, you have World Altering. You can change the layout of the area around you for a strategic advantage. You also get Taunt and Mind Control. You can make people lose their sanity or control their minds. Bagel, you get full telepathy and better lasers. Falco, your healing and reflex speed has been boosted, and both you and Bagel are now faster. Remy, you get Elemental Ultra. You can control the elements completely now. In addition, you get the moves Cane Slam and Brick Layer, which lets you use canes and bricks as offensive weapons. The canes of umbrellas and staffs are weaponized for you, and bricks can now be used as mines. You also have Speed Build, which lets you build a fort or shield very quickly. Vincent, you have the Infinite Boost. Use it to boost your allies' attacks. The more allies you boost, the more power you get. In addition, you get Time Reversal, which can turn back time briefly. You also get Tool Generation. You can generate any tool you need and give your allies and yourself unlimited ammunition and instant reload. Finally, your Attire Change lets you, Remy, and Remy-CLASH switch costumes and tools quickly. Remy-CLASH has Cannon Control, which lets him control Remy’s special battleship and the turrets on it, and Big Brain, which helps him strategize at high speeds in the middle of battle faster than anyone else. The Mechadeer gets Counter, which lets him dodge any single attack, even in his massive hover vehicle alternate mode, and Precognition, so he can see briefly into the future and see incoming attacks. The minideer has a hoverbike mode, Cuteness Factor and Distraction. Cuteness Factor actually deals damage by trapping the enemy between two buzzsaw-filled walls as they’re distracted, and Distraction lets the minideer unleash his laser mouth. The Turtle will be able to help all of you unleash a combined attack called ‘Doomsday Prevention’ and a weaker, but more rechargeable move called Metamorphosis, where everyone switches gear. He also has Protection and Battery, which let him protect and power himself and others up. The Watcher will finally get his long-awaited TV-shield and his telescope javelin, along with the powers Illuminati Pyramid and Enlightening Grip. These will let him drop stuff on people and grab his enemies from afar, dragging them closer. He also gets Time Skip for skipping long travel times, and Antimatter Ball, which is pretty much self-explanatory. Mr Ancona now gets Lag Inducer and Server Block, both of which let him slow down or stop his enemies. Now, pick your accessories! The grand finale is coming soon, and we need you all to be fully ready. So we also made you some vehicles and backpacks. Want to see them? They’re our newest models!” Vincent got an eight-armed backpack. Remy got a hiking backpack. Ethan got a very small backpack that went on top of his jetpack, with two laser pointers on two robotic limbs. Matt got a backpack full of baseball equipment, including a pitcher’s glove and a foam sign. Ayan got a tennis racket and eraser in his backpack, which was shaped like a pencil bag. Yash had a chromebook case for his backpack. Hank got a school backpack. Joe got a four-armed backpack. (The arms are for special backwards/sideways punches.) Everyone looked around and grabbed their weapons. “You forgot me, didn’t you?” Ethan nodded. “Who are you supposed to be again?” The figure sighed. “It’s me, Originator. Just... look at the USB with your erased memories. We really don't have the time to go into another origin story.” The Turtle, off in his own dimension, gifted the Great Eight some moves. Ethan got Agile Smack, Matt got Isotopic Punch, Ayan got Corkscrew Kick, Yash got Beam Spam, Hank got Magnetic Pull, Joe got First Strike, Remy got Streamshot, and Vincent got Splash Potion. The Narrator and Watcher also gave more powers. The Watcher gave some new powers: Paralyzing Stare (for Yash), Army Summon (for Hank), Personality Switch (for Ethan, as he actually had a few personalities hidden deep down in there), Ultracognition Prediction (for Ayan), Preconception Blow (for Matt), Earthquake Stomp (for Joe), Cold Shoulder (for Remy), and Distance Generator, (for Vincent) which were all new moves. The Narrator (though he was banned) still managed to send his newest accessories: The Massive Rail Launcher (So long, it’s as long as a hallway), the Focus Mirror, Tech Stealer, the Mimicker, the Rider, the Laser Gauntlets, Lucky Hitter, and the Shoulder Bottle Launcher. Everyone got one of each. Ethan started picking up weapons again. He made sure he had the ruler, the Flashlight of Doom, the Canonshield, the Ultrasword, the Canon Cannon, a stack of plot manipulators and retconners, the Phase Drive, the Spectrum Cloak (or cape in Ethan’s case), a time machine, the Keyboard of Power and Keys of Power (which went in the four-dimensional pocket), the Creative Timeline Record and Metro (both of which went into Ethan’s new backpack), spare Canon, the tech pen, a pulse revolver, an ultrablaster, a custom laser pointer, a flute/sword, a magic fan, a hyper blaster, a drill, a sonic blaster, and a laser cannon. He also grabbed the massive Rail Launcher, which shrunk until it fit on one of Ethan’s numerous holsters. Everyone grabbed a stack of plot manipulators. So, everyone got some timed traps, retconners, armor, and time machines. However, the Grail of Power suddenly burst into pieces. The shards all flew off in different directions. “Oh no,” the Watcher cried out. “The Grail! We need to find those pieces soon! First though, finish preparing!” The team checked their plot manipulators and charged up their equipment. They also checked their 4D pockets, putting any other stuff (mainly some refrigerated meals and medical kits) into their bags. Matt found a Max-blaster and put it into one of his holsters. In his other holster, he put in a pulse blaster. Then he put his signature bat and police baton on his back. He took his half-scissor swords and put them on his back. He also grabbed a club, a mace, and an ax. He put on the ATV pack and then put the Lucky Hitter in his pocket. In addition, he got a chainsaw, trident, multistaff (gifted from Remy after Matt helped Remy with some cooking), and pulse blaster. Ayan used the opportunity to grab his sonic cannons, ninja stars, nunchucks, titanium frisbee, screwdriver, knives, daggers, spike shooter, turret setter, bowling ball launcher, javelins, naginatas, and rolling chairs. In addition, he also got a heavy-multi-barreled laser pointer, a chainsaw, and a laser cannon. He put on the glide-pack and a pair of Laser Gauntlets. Ayan checked for his heavy-multi-barreled laser pointer, multi-ranger, and laser emitters. Hank took the opportunity to mount his twin crossbows on his arms. He grabbed two pencil chainsaws and mounted them on his back. He noticed the PRFL and grabbed it, along with a spear and lance. He picked up the multi-purpose pack and put it on. Then, he put the Rider on his left shoulder. At last, Hank checked that he had the Hyper-Mega-Super-Bazooka, a whip, an electromagnetic launcher, a laser cannon, whip, pickaxe, and drill. Yash got new scythes with rocket boosters on the ends. His cloak used its nanotech to become a Spectrum Cloak as well. He also put the phase drive on his backpack, letting him phase through the floor. In addition, he picked up his vacuum cleaner and samurai sword. He grabbed a bow after some thought, and following some further consideration, he also took a sickle and a few speaker mines. He put the Tech Stealer into a slot on his chest armor. For the final touches, Yash ensured that he had the gatling-buster and a sonic blaster. Joe activated his avatar powers, becoming Joe Cena. However, Joejoe materialized behind him. Joe then grabbed his magic cards and put on his laser glasses. He also took his hammer and strapped it onto his belt, along with some normal cards, a teleporter, and some revive tokens. The Focus Mirror slotted into a pocket located on the side of the robes. For his ranged tools, he had a flamethrower and taser. He finally took a chain-grappler along with him. Remy summoned a giant dragon, which he mounted and then transformed into an armored warrior atop his magnificent beast. He put the Infinite Lunchbox into his backpack. He also put in the endlessly useful suitcase and unlimited backpack, making sure that everything fit. He then picked up a lemon juice squirter, fishing rod, harpoon/hook, magic book, Remington B3 blaster rifles, umbrella sword, elemental gloves, magic wand, multi-color flashlight. The Mimicker appeared on one of his wrists, where it plugged into his wrist armor. In addition, Remy made sure he had his spicy sauce shooter, bricks, and brick cutter. Vincent put the porta-base in his bag. He put a handy net in as well. Then he added the Wisdom Mirror and Cosmoblender. Auto-sentries were put into his pocket for later. He also picked up a buzzsaw and ice generator. For his other accessories, he picked out a spray cannon, all-purpose key, and hyper blaster. He wore the para-pack and full armor package. The Shoulder Bottle Launcher went on his right shoulder. Vincent then made sure he had his pistols and revolvers, his favorite gadgets. Mr Ancona and the Mechadeer also geared up. Mr Ancona somehow summoned his Great Belt of Power from a “secret” closet, and then summoned his magic cup, which flew into his hand. Then, the stapler appeared as well, being put into Mr Ancona’s bag. The special Chairs of Triumph appeared next to Mr Ancona. In addition, Mr Ancona also summoned some paper clips and crayons. The Watcher picked up his Telescope Javelin and TV shield. He then mounted his 5D Camera on a back-mounted arm attachment, linking it to his bag. Ethan looked up some stuff in his inventory and discovered Operation Firestorm and the dragon drone equipment. These were bits, fangs, funnels, and DRAGONs (better known as Discontinued Retribution Attribute G-Overpowered Nitro funnels). “This is special remote weaponry that can generate blades and fire beams or normal pellets.” Ethan put the funnel backpack over his jetpack and nodded with extreme satisfaction. Just then, a portal opened. From the hole in reality, a figure leaped out. It was the robotic copy of Ethan, who hit the ground with a reverberating bang. “Behold, my final innovation,” Ethan shouted. “Ethan-BLAST! The Blast-proof Leveled Attack Siege Terminator!!! He comes with the Tri-Claw, Swinging Purse, full siege package, remote blasters, portal generator, plasma grappler, a watch shield, and beam claws. Also presenting... Speeder, Spinner, and Shiner! They’re three remote drones which accompany Ethan-BLAST around. In addition, I built Bagel-CLONE and Vincent-TRUTH. They are clones which are useful for army building and stuff like that. Anyways, we need to activate Code Invisible.” Remy nodded gravely. “This enemy is unlike anything we’ve faced before.” The Watcher interrupted with “So that’s where the clone I built went. Fascinating. What did you add? Wait, why do I hear bleating-” At that moment, another being charged out of the portal. It was the GOAT (The Hyper Energetic Gastronomical Organic Actuated Turbo-Processor)! Ethan gasped. Another figure came out of the portal on a speeder. It was someone nobody recognized, except for Ethan. “Phantom. Glad to see you in one piece. Well, I take this to mean you did it?” The person nodded. “Did you get the delivery to the area safely?” Phantom (the leader of Shadow Corps) nodded. “Amazing! Call the rest of the team over here in the Delta Sigma 02.” Phantom raised his hand, putting two armored fingers to his helmet. Outside the hangar, a weathered triangular ship emerged from a warpgate, maneuvering to the hangar and touching down. A hatch opened with a hiss, and units of soldiers rushed out of the battleship, moving quickly into two lines. Some of them were former criminals, hired mercenaries, volunteer civilians, conscripted aliens, or defectors. Their ranks also consisted of pirates, explorers, miners, captains, engineers, police, doctors, and inventors. They were split into eight categories: Assault, defense, support, special operations, recon, infiltration, medical, and engineering. Then, the elite company walked down the ramp: The truest best of the best: Phantom, Ghost, Apparition, Spirit, Specter, Wraith, Shadow, and Shade. They had the most secretive missions and the best technology to go along with it. Reflective armor, cloaking devices, homing rounds, soundless rounds (there are also versions that are: phasing, zero gravity, always-on-the-same-path, and invisible) and armor, size-changing devices, vibrating blades (energy-conservative and gives off no signature), armor-integrated technology and equipment, and the most advanced means of travel: the Delta series. Out of the Delta Sigma came landers, walkers, jets, rovers, tanks, vehicles, hoverboats, and spaceships. Vincent turned to Remy and whispered, “How is the enemy going to win when we have so many on our side? They don't stand a chance.” Remy replied, “The Corrupted Ones have retconner dampeners and time-travel prevention technology. They also have multiple counters for our weaponry, including new multi-layered shields like ours, but capable of a burst with EMP capabilities and stunning many troops.”

“Anyways, I’m activating Code Invisible. Ethan, you may have the honors.”

Ethan went deep into a remote section of his asteroid. When the others caught up with him, they saw him interfacing with a screen. He pressed a final button, initiating his “progeny”: Project Overdrive, Program ENDGAME (Existential Non-Friendly Doomsday-Level Grand Autonomous Master Eviction), Code Red, UPGRADE (Unknown Power Generation for Repaired Automatic D-class Endo-8), Oblivion, Sentinel, and Retrofit. From a hidden dimension, Ethan summoned a massive fleet of dormant alien ships and began overriding their former programming. “This is a last resort, and I have absolutely no idea if these work.” At the same time, more cryogenic units opened up, revealing Trooper Tiffany (who used to be an assist AI), Commando Clover (leads many units), Officer Antihero (leads a small team), and Infiltrator Izzy (best spy). Meanwhile, Remy passed out ultrablaster attachments. Ethan got a rapid-fire inter-blade that also served as a sword. Matt got a double-barreled blaster with a buzzsaw attached to it. Ayan had a long range tri-barreled long range rifle. Yash got a shoulder rocket. Hank got a mini cannon. Joe got a plasma sphere launcher. Remy got a four-barreled repeating heavy laser. Vincent got a brand-new long range rail-mortar. Then a drone from the storeroom rolled over to the armory and brought back some ammunition. Artillery (large rectangular magazine for Yash, massive shells with a large impact radius), ordinance (for Vincent, specially coated piercing rounds in a belt), gust (for Ethan, miniature rounds with homing capabilities, made for rapid firing and stored in a standard square-shaped stock, but it is inserted sideways and has two pieces linked into the sword), whirlwind (for Matt, a drum that holds scattering ammo, snaps into the back of the blaster), degree (for Ayan, rounds that can bounce off targets if needed, they can split into more pieces, held in a triangular magazine that clicks into the back of his rifle), trap (for Joe, orb-like projectiles that are explosive, stored in a rectangular magazine, it slots into the bottom of his launcher), aura (for Hank, banana-shaped stock to hold more rounds, which are rocket-shaped, fits into his mini cannon’s top), and blaze (for Remy, a battery, is anti-vehicle and personnel, holds plasma, fits into a special compartment in the laser pointer). Everyone then slotted their ultrablasters into the slots, and the weapons charged up. The anti-recoil and endless ammo buffs powered on. Ethan switched his blaster to sword mode and twirled it around a few times to make sure he liked its weight. Then, he made sure the hidden bayonets and other surprises were online. The others also continued checking their equipment. Vincent remembered everyone had to get vehicles. “Everyone, to the hangar!” At the hangar bay/room: Hank gets into an armored transport. Ethan boards his lasercar, and Ayan gets in his golden speedboat. Joe gets into his jet. Matt joins in with his helicopter. Remy joins the team in his newest Vending Machine, the Infinite Fridge. Yash leaps into his hovercraft. Vincent gets in his powered dragster (built around an old shopping cart). Mr Ancona gets into his wheelchair with an engine. The Mechadeer transforms into flight mode. Ethan also called two scientists: Lyz (Lizzie) and Myx (Maggie). These two specialized in tactical strategizing and star mapping. They are also expert wormhole navigators and warpgate servicing technicians. “These two will be our assistants and guides on the mission. They will serve as healers and... morale??? I’ve provided them with a load of medical equipment and a lot of backup gear. They are also computer experts. Lyz has a size-changing sterilization tweezer. Myx uses a pump-action healing blaster. So...” The Watcher took the initiative and shouted, “We have to get to the other schools. They have artifacts that can help us, such as the Grail of Power. It shattered from having so much of its power used, so now, the shards all conveniently landed in the different schools. There should also be other stuff there that can help us. Computer, find the last digit of Pi. Actually, don't do that. You’ll likely break down. Anyways, first of all, let’s go to Robertsville! Unite!!!” The GOAT bleated out his agreement while chewing on the couch. “Actually, on second thought, most of you either need to stay here to watch over Victory Fortress or help defend other regions from the Corruptive Fleet. I will lead a smaller task force to the other schools in order to retrieve the shards of the Grail. Ok, where was I? Oh, right! 3, 2, 1, MANCM unite!!!”

Tech and accessories:

Ethan: Ruler, Flashlight, Jetpack-mounted Laser Cannons, Chain-Grapple, Shoulder Rapid-Vulcans (2x)

Ayan: Tech Frisbees (4x, arm mounted, Lightning, Air (Vapor), Drill, Claw), Chainsaw, Frisbee Launcher

Hank: Mirror Shield and Beamsabre, Pickaxe, Pencil Spear, Pen Lance, Phase-Boomerang Spiked Shield

Joe: Hammer, Rockets, Card Firer, Twenty-Move Gauntlets, Guitar Sonic Long Blaster, Arm PE-Carbines

Yash: Clawed Shield, Samurai Sword, Machete, Twin Scythes, Antimatter Projector, Spreadshot Cannon

Matt: Special Blaster Bats (Ion, Plasma), Enchanted Gloves, Nail-Tipped Ax, Racket Shield-Blasters (2x)

Vincent: Buzzsaw Rollerblade Spurs (2x), Canon Revolvers, Shield Hat, Twin Pistols, Custom Short Rifles

Remy: Magic Staff, Umbrella Blade, Engraved Wand, Poisoned Marbles, Brick Control, Elemental Attacks

Remy-CLASH: Blaster, energy blade, magnetic boots, time-reader, jetpack, laser pistols, rotary cannons

Ethan-BLAST: Medium ranger, Blunderbuss bayonet musket rifle, folding sub-arms, solar saw, nunchucks

Vincent-TRUTH: Requiem Pulse, Damage Reflector/Multiplier, Programmable Matter, Fracturing Beams

Bagel-CLONE: Accelerating projectiles, Piano Symphony Cannon MK7, Magnum rockets, Hyper Rays

Speeder: Beam Brander (slides over fist), Pile Bunker, Composite Shield, Golf Club, Oars, MAX Cannon

Spinner: Lasso-whip combined rope, Ramming Point, Knee-Mounted Rockets, Mace-Staff, EMP emitter

Shiner: Shining Blasters, Hyperblasters, Canonblasters, Omega Ray, Brightness Launcher (2), Buzzsaws

Bagel: Head-mounted lasers, back-mounted repulsors, energy shield, corrosion maker, weather changer

Falco: Pin launchers, proton spiral projectors, spectral physical light producer, electron lines, phasing tech

The Mechadeer and Minideer: Tail tornado, horn lasers, paper-thickness deployable blades, puppeteering

The GOAT: Brass hooves, vacuum mouth, side-mounted lances, back-mounted electromagnetic catapult

The Turtle: Katanas, USBs, mace/club, twenty magic rings of Alienia, heating launcher, magical post-its

The Watcher: Teleporter, paws/flippers, knuckles, temporary paralysis emitter, tablet shield, healing tech 

Good Mr Ancona: Cup, stapler, tape, protective snowglobe, Twin-split Scissors (sword-sized), Sharpeners

Additional spacecraft: HMS Boundless, Victory, Resolute, Stronghold, Wallop, Bisector, Nitrate, Rim

“Fellow allies and friends, I am in urgent need of your help. We need a large task force to launch an attack on the Corrupted One’s main fortress. I understand that this war has been long and hard, and we have lost many that we valued and cared for. I too have lost close friends. However, we cannot falter now. We have sacrificed much to bring our world to the state it is in today, leaving it better than before. We cannot give up what we have created, for not just our sake, but for the sake of those who care for us, and for those who are no longer with us. We must struggle on. For too long, we have been on the defensive. Now, it is time to launch an offensive attack and show these invaders who they’re messing with. We are the MANCM, and we do not back down in the face of adversity!!! Now, everyone, to your stations! Prepare yourselves! Gather as many as you can. We need everyone for this. The fate of our world hangs in the balance. If we fail, there won’t be a second chance. I believe that we have a chance of succeeding. Whether it be fate or the unwritten future, I ask you to give it your all and muster all the strength and courage you have. The operation begins in twenty hours! May the Canon protect you. Unite!” Ethan looked outside. Below the briefing tower, the planet suddenly burst to life in activity. Rovers and shuttlecraft began filing towards larger carriers. In other areas, paradrop mobile fortresses, jets, planes, and blimps were loaded onto ships, which began taking off and flying towards spacecraft, which began moving towards landers that each plugged into sections of a space carrier’s hangar. Troops began marching into their vehicles, and support personnel began loading supplies into the cargo bays. Civilian ships began flying off in the opposite direction of where the main fleet was pointing towards. Amphibious assault carriers and submarines floated into designated ports alongside destroyers and cruisers. These ports were then lifted up by powerful tractor beams and placed into drop tunnels, where they could be easily dropped from space to any planet’s surface. All vehicles and craft were checked over, rearmed, and resupplied. Entire cities began lifting off, their atmospheric barriers coming online. In the atmosphere, spacecraft and mechs were landing in the hangar bays or launch strips of space battleships. Flying cars and hovercraft were also being herded towards landing areas. The ground sector of the MANCM, made up of armored siege rollers, speeder bikes, automobiles, treaded vehicles, multi-environment craft, drilling vehicles, hovercraft, and battlecities (giant moving metropolis-sized territory-occupation vehicles) were all being loaded into various craft and ships. This was the largest army ever made in the MANCM’s history. Cooper, Layla, Evan, Brandon, David, Annie, John Luca, Nick, Vincent, Anton, Chloe, (both of whom had just somehow been revived by the special powers of the chairs when they are in close proximity to the Great Belt of Power) Lyz, Myx, Trooper Tiffany, Commando Clover, Officer Antihero, and Infiltrator Izzy lined up, followed by Shadow Corps. Then, their commanding unit appeared: Alpha Company. Phantom, Ghost, Apparition, Spirit, Specter, Wraith, Shadow, and Shade. Hank directed everyone to the back of the base (a replica of MMMS), where a massive fleet of ships was beginning to land in a very comically oversized backyard. Ethan and Ayan (now secondary space fleet commander) both took their keys and plugged them into a briefcase computer, activating a dormant space elevator. From Earth-1111’s surface, a massive bridge extended upwards into the starry sky and linked up to a massive space fortress. Comets in the sector burst open to reveal satellites and ships. Closer to the ground, eight massive flagships for Ethan, Matt, Ayan, Hank, Yash, Joe, Remy, and Vincent uncloaked: the USS Valor, USS Stallion, USS Waverider, USS Adventurous, USS Congress, USS Navy, USS Matriarch, and USS Prosperity. Bagel and Falco would ride with their respective owners. The Orbelon appeared, and through the speakers, 808 heard Tesla, Blastcamp, Syncwave, and Terraframe all shouting out “Pathrider!” The USS Horizon was suddenly hailed by a massive fleet of its own. The USS Horizon Kai appeared. Its captain, Neil Nelson’s son (lost with many other crew members in an alternate Earth many years ago), greeted Nelson with “It’s been a while! Like our new armed force?” Nelson could only manage a smile, as his mind was still filled with conflicting emotions: Shock and happiness. As all this happened, Matt and Joe went over the final checks for the fleet’s launch. The Delta series fleet was now accounted for as well, a replacement Entropy had just come out of the four-dimensional printer, and everyone was accounted for. Ayan’s fleets and the alien fleets were also ready. The Excalibur and Excalibur II were both ready to be launched if need be. In the docking bay of the Entropy, the Overpower and Supertrain were stored. All the artifacts and Nuclear Vending Machines were ready to be used. The GOAT, the Mechadeer, the Watcher, Speeder, Spinner, Shiner, Remy-CLASH, Ethan-BLAST, Bagel-CLONE (Computing Lone Operating Nanobot Endgame), Vincent-TRUTH (Transforming Replica Under The Humanity), a large army of deer, Mr Ancona, the spies, and the bartender. Everyone that Ethan had met in this multiverse had appeared. Ethan nodded with satisfaction. “Unite!!!” All the ships of the fleet opened a massive warpgate and moved through it as one.

The Grand Reboot: New Beginning

After the rebels had made their way into the bunker, they came across a strange device. The Curator appeared... and there was an epic cliffhanger that needed to be resolved. Infinitus appeared before the MANCM, and revealed his true identity: -1, the rejected prototype avatar (leader of the Corrupted ones) that was replaced with the universe's current avatars (Ethan, Vincent, Remy, Matt, Ayan, Hank, Joe, Yash) by the Exalted ones. In desperation, Ethan stuffed the “The Creative Timeline Record” he got from the Egg Cult so long ago into the Metro, which then turned into a USB with a timer that began charging up. Ethan stuffed it in his pocket as -1 gave the order to attack. Xander suddenly appeared to help the avatar and heroes to escape Grandmaster, sacrificing himself in the process and transferring his shrinking powers to the air around the Vanguard, who all got shrunk enough to fit into a shoe escape pod, which flew away to where a taxi was waiting. Sheriffs Kirk and Roy were waiting for them there, covering them as they escorted everyone into the taxi. On board, Zara, Wendy, and Yandi cried after hearing about Xander’s fate. James was the driver of the taxi, who was 808. 808 revved up his engine and burned rubber as he drove as fast as he could to escape the revived Terminus and the Alternity, who had somehow returned. Orthodontist Amos and P appeared. Suddenly, evil Mr Ancona appeared with the power of the egg and declared that he would be the only one to rule the universe. The bartender and mecha-deer both appeared to lend their strength to Mr Ancona. Good Mr Ancona got out of 808 and took his place next to evil Mr Ancona. Then the Ancona clone army showed up, and the Ancona Moon appeared. (At this point, the Moon, Mars, Orthanos III, and the Sun were all hidden inside the pocket dimension of Earth-MANCM. The Narrator was still banished.) The Watcher (Now at 50% power) activated his 2D mode and dodged all of P’s attacks. P screamed in anger, but he was then canceled out of existence by Remy’s extra garlic cannon. Vincent’s suit morphed into a pirate outfit. His parrot turned into a shoulder-mounted cannon. A stream of coins came out and knocked away a set of zombies as Vincent drew his dual revolvers and blasted away the other monsters. His laser pointers on his forearms activated and fired. Remy whistled and Remy-CLASH appeared at his side, with his mechanical arms extending outwards. Ethan used the Ultraforce to feel where the Bald Dino Deer and D.E.E.R. (aka the Dominating Enigmatic Enemy Ruler) were, quickly turning around and bonking them both on the head with his ruler. Ethan was glad the curse of flatness still existed, as it was what allowed him to keep on using the Ultraforce. Matt yelled, “Unity!!!” He began glowing, and he pulled out his extendable police baton. Back in a pocket dimension, the Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle sensed that things were at their most dire and that his allies needed him. Unloading all his troops onto newly created Earth's Earth-Spare and Earth-Pet, the Turtle of Power changed back into his armored bipedal form and raced off to help his friends. He arrived just in time to deflect Orthodontist Amos’ blow with his sword. The Turtle delivered a powerful kick that sent the armored giant flying. As he did so, a USB appeared on each side of his head. One fired a single powerful laser. The other fired a repeating set of cutting beams. Orthodontist Amos was knocked away again. The Turtle drew his two deadly katanas out of their sheaths (stored in the Turtle’s indestructible shell called “Omnipotence”); roaring. At the same time, a set of four times two autocannons appeared over his shoulders as the USBs moved to a back-mounted position. Parts of the Turtle’s shell opened up, revealing weapons and spikes. Bagel turned into the "Super Retconner Laser Pointer!!!" again and Ethan grabbed Bagel, firing a massive beam at the Orthodontist. Bagel became a sledgehammer.

Just then, the spies arrived. Anna and Albert had just infiltrated a major Corrupted base and returned with information. Anna and Albert were both ready for some action, and they immediately set to work breaking down an enemy spider crawler. Ethan finally figured out how to use the full set of keyboard keys, and opened “The Creative Timeline Record” (now a PDF/JPEG) through the NFT-making Metro. The keys began to glow and then surrounded Ethan, settling into the Keyboard of Power. At long last, the keys were assembled. Ethan took out the Wisdom Mirror and stared at it. On it were the words “You have the key.” Ethan understood. He absorbed the Canon and the Avatar Status from Ayan, Matt, Joe, Hank, Yash, Remy, and Vincent. The Narrator suddenly phased back into existence and said, “You have found your purpose. Now, do what you set out to do!” As the Turtle and the baby deer (plus a lot of other side characters) watched, Ethan walked right up to Grandmaster and walked through him, obliterating him. 

Ethan looked deep within himself into the realm of his soul, deep within that so-called 400 IQ. He remembered everything he had done and all the people he met. Completely calm, he activated 1000% power. The world began to crumble and fall apart. Ethan himself felt that he was disappearing as well.

The end of Volume 5

(Epilogue: *Static* *Buzzing noises* Hello? Are you still there? Oh, you are. It's me, the Curator. The world is currently disintegrating around me, and the whole multiverse is being eaten up by a black hole. The rest of the MANCM has already disintegrated. This time, a time machine won't be able to stop the end of the world. I'm going to be sucked in too sooner or later, so I'm leaving behind the rest of the data I decoded. I am also going to shrink myself into an orb form, where I will remain in suspended animation until something happens that starts the universe all over. I am going to be hiding my data (and myself) in a plot-proof (secure) box. That should keep me alive... My box has a single-use teleporter I should be able to use to reach Earth-MANCM, the only place where my core essence won't be ripped apart by the black hole. Earth-MANCM should survive, but it may be named differently after this. The Narrator is gone, and he has given some of his powers to me. I will rename Earth-MANCM... Earth-Memory. Earth-9999 may survive as well, but it's not shielded from continuity-warp as well as Earth-MANCM. According to my calculations, the last act of Ethan should ensure that the multiverse will be rebooted once it is shrunk back down to an infinitely small point, and the universe then restarts and begins anew. Hopefully, after this, I still retain my memory of my name at the very least. I think this should work. The machine I used to send data is gone, because I set it on streaming mode and hid it. So in case I lose my memories, the machine will continue recording and broadcasting data to you. Don’t worry, that thing has a plot-proof field and case around it. Now Earth-MANCM is passing by the asteroid I'm on. Now's my only chance to survive. See you... on the other side.) (A dark shadow looms over the camera, and stares at it for a few moments, before beginning to speak.) The Watcher (A big turtle): Exactly. The universe is just getting rebooted, so everyone will come back to life. And now HE can't just alter the history of my universe and claim that I copied his universe. You know who I'm talking about. That certain councilor. You know. Farewell, reader.

The end of Chapter 1 and Generation 1.

(Now to move on to a new world.)

Main multiversal timestream: Post-reboot - Generation 1, new Earths: (Earth-00, 01, 02, Earth-Memory)

Generation 2: The Canon Legend of REBOOT

Chapter 2: Volume 6, Volume 7, Volume 8, Volume 9, Volume 10

Volume 6: A New World: Restart, To Battle We Boldly Go, Confrontation of Organizations - Past to Future

A New World: Restart

Activating... Hello, user. Welcome to the new OS (Operating Software): Universe identification: NCC-XS-PR-T. (New Canon Continuity Experimental Storyline Post Reboot Timeline) My intelligence agency is REBOOT. (Revised-Engine-Base-Objective-Order-Temporal-Space) I am Jay. (Justified Autonomous Y-alignment Intelligence) My partner is Waffle (Woof-Animated-Far-Fetched-Long-Extra) His physical body is modeled after a Pomeranian. His name was chosen from a raffle. Unfortunately, Pancake (Potentially-Attractive-Non-Conforming-Artificial-Kinetic-Extravagant) was too long of a name, so that name went to my android cat. Together with REBOOT, we battle the evil forces of the ones who seek to conquer the universe: ANCONA, who seeks to conquer the world. ANCONA stands for Ancona-Neo- Conquest-Operations-Non-Aligned. We are based on Earth-00. Earth-01 orbits us as a moon, and Earth-02 is a nearby world. All 3 Earth's seem to be a copy of a world that existed a long time ago, according to old tablets found inside ancient cities under our planet's surfaces. On our orbiting space station (The Merriweather), we discovered the multiverse, and the existence of other worlds. Along with that was the location of another alternate Earth. However, it was in my continuity. Therefore, I used a ship (USS Wayfarer) to go to that Earth. I found a planet designated Earth-Memory. The name was listed on a plaque on the planet's surface. The whole world seems to be an enormous uninhabited city. I found this recorder, and I am speaking to it. There is a box over there. Wonder what is inside? I'll take the risk of touching it. What is this- *Static* Switching to 3rd person POV... process complete. Jay and Waffle watched as the plot-proof box (plot-secure box) slowly unfolded. Inside was a small teleporter/mass changer. Jay pressed its controls and he got a look at what was under Earth-Memory's surface. He gasped in awe as he noticed. Inside the planet there was loads of equipment and technology, along with many sealed doors. There was also a portal to the original Earth-9999, which survived. Then another agent from REBOOT arrived: Matt, Malfunctioning Artificial Tactical Tron. Something along those lines. Matt watched as an orb came out of the box and began to glow. The orb slowly changed into a robed man, wearing gold and blue. On his head was a milky white cap. The Curator slowly looked around, taking in his surroundings. Then he noticed Earth-00, Earth-01, and Earth-02 serenely orbiting their sun slowly. It's worth mentioning that the sun was a Dyson Sphere at this point. The Curator cheered. “I live!!!” Then he looked behind him and noticed a glowering turtle. It was the Watcher, the unofficial relative of the Turtle of Power (Aka the Immortal Flying Ninja Turtle with a different name)! The Watcher then slowly vanished after some more glaring because he could glare, and he was exercising his right to do so. The Curator returned his gaze to Jay, Waffle, and Matt. He recognized everyone present as having been rebooted, except for Jay. He detected a subatomic signature that was a little similar to Ethan's source universal canonical signature, but still significantly different, about 99% different. He assumed that Jay was a newly created inhabitant of this universe. The Watcher also noticed that Jay had a special new Nucleonic-Positronic-Atomatronic-Neutronic-Reactor equipped in his armor, Transmetal III armor, better known as Table Armor. Arjun also reappeared, after having disappeared into the Legacy universe for a very long time. Arjun didn't recognize his surroundings, but he knew who Matt was immediately. Arjun: Advanced Rebooted Justification Unified Network. After Jay bombarded the Curator with questions, Matt decided to go investigate a mysterious whirlpool near a cliff. Arjun, not seeing Ethan, said, “Oh no! Anyways.” Then Matt went on his side adventure. Then Matt (Arjun left to go back to the Legacy universe, he is the realm's appointed ruler after all) returned after a few days, and Jay went to finally finish hearing the Curator repeat his entire life story. Jay suddenly felt a flashback, and nearly collapsed as memories swirled around in his head. Jay felt the presence of a past being that was powerful and totally 1000% canonically correct. The being's name... was Ethan, the OG Canon Epic Totalizing Homing Advanced Network. Ayan appeared from a portal. Ayan stands for Awesome Yodeling Amazing Ninja. Hank (Hazardous Anthem Not Kangaroo) also arrived on his mecha-deer (Mechanical Epic Car Hapless Arithmetic Do Existence Excelsior Rebooted) which somehow survived the end of the universe. Yash (Yapping Annexed Shrieking Hopper) and Joe (Jester Obligated Etcher) also walked out of a portal nearby. Remy appeared, and (the returning character) Remy-CLASH also appeared beside him (Robotic Eagleye Managerial Y-Class Cyborg L-Series Androidal Super Humanoid). However, none of them had seen Ethan since the Great Reboot, which had restarted the continuity completely. They also didn't know about Ethan anymore. The Watcher alone had a full memory of the old universe. He sadly remembered the sacrifice of Ethan, who had used 1000% of his power (A complete overload of his powers and even his complete lifeforce, along with all his multiversal selves and backup copy clones, (along with all his overpowered tech) in order to stop the universe from self-destructing after it collapsed in on itself. As the people around him began to vanish, Ethan used his last wild card in his inventory, which saved the world, at the cost of... Ethan himself. Even the Narrator had given himself up so the world could start all over again. (Sad music starts playing in the background, it's very somber.) At the same time, Ethan retconned himself to save the world from corruption, it began falling apart, eventually returning to a state similar to the pre-Big Bang singularity. Ethan left behind a continuum-changer (a modified retconner) powered using his leftover lifeforce energy and modified the fate of the universe, rebooting everyone into a new world. Jay woke up from his minor coma and noticed the other REBOOT team members all assuming battle positions towards a portal that wasn't there before. From that portal emerged Mr Ancona. His deer and bear army were visible behind him. From underneath his mask, Mr Ancona grinned evilly. Waffle growled. Remy grabbed his hook and book as his regular attire suddenly turned into a wizard’s cloak and hat, abruptly vanishing and becoming invisible. Jay was familiar with Remy's strategy and smiled as extended his right arm to his left side. A ruler slid out from Jay's right sleeve and began glowing blue. A yellow bolt of lightning came out of the sky and struck Jay. The smoke cleared, and Jay was fully covered from head to toe in golden Transmetal III armor, making Jay look like a knight. A long red cape billowed in the air behind him. Hank took one of his pencils and rapidly spun it, turning it into a pen as his armor changed into that of a soldier. Yash took two rods from his back and connected them, transforming them into a long samurai sword as his signature cloak generated. Ayan unholstered his deadly laser pointer as he donned his business suit. Matt pulled out an iron ax as his mecha-suit generated on his body. Joe began glowing, and moments later he was a glowing ball of light, from which the image of a cap-and-jacket-wearing man could be seen. It seemed that behind that cross-legged figure, a muscled figure levitated up and down as it faded in and out of reality. Waffle generated a jetpack from his body jacket and two laser pointers folded out on both sides of his helmet. (REBOOT's armor generated from their masks. Masks were a big fashion thing at that point in time.) The Curator teleported away to watch. The deer and bears charged forward...

To Battle We Boldly Go

Mr. Ancona had returned to menace the MANCM once again. This time, he had made ninja stars out of gingerbread. Mr. Ancona also hired Miss Karen, a stereotypical person who screamed a lot and demanded to see your manager, regardless whether you had one or not. Her sonic powers managed to send Ayan flying. Suddenly, there was a huge flash from the corner of the room. The ball of light faded, and Joe became Joe-Joe Joestar. (In the previous universe, he became Joe Cena.) He then proceeded to throw a giant crane and multiple lawn chairs in a well-coordinated strike that trapped Mr. Ancona under a load of furniture. Joe-Joe Joestar rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Suddenly, the pile of chairs glowed a bright white, and then out burst Mr. Ancona, who was now in a bad mood! Ancona threw ten Ginjar-stars at Joe-Joe Joestar who, leaping up high to avoid them, was still hit and fell down to the floor. At that moment the crane fell down on Mr. Ancona, who caught it and threw it at the recovering Joe. Joe-Joe Joestar was almost impaled by the crane when suddenly Hank ran into the fray as a heavily armored warrior and deflected the crane with a super pen shield. From the sky came Yash, who immediately swung his sword. Mr. Ancona dodged the blow with minimal effort, striking Yash in the ribs and sending him rolling to cover. Meanwhile, the bears had managed to get enough hits on Hank that he had to make a pencil tower and get on top to recover. At that moment, Remy stepped out from his hiding spot by the door and stood in front of Mr. Ancona, reading a book and chilling. Upon seeing him, Mr. Ancona directed power beams at him. Remy stepped to the side and immediately Remy-CLASH appeared next to him. (Oh look, it's a Trace reference! Challenge: Count every reference made in this story.) The two looked at each other and began running toward Mr. Ancona, who promptly leaped into a portal. Remy-CLASH activated his hyperspatial infrared eyes to see into the pocket dimensions and began to search for where Mr. Ancona was hiding. Remy-CLASH located him and immediately he and Remy began running to that place. However, it was only a heat generator left behind by Mr. Ancona in his escape to fool all of them. Remy-CLASH left the room, leaving everybody else behind. Suddenly, the ground began to shake. The floor splintered and cracked, a large gash splitting the once-pristine surface. Out of the opening, silhouetted by blinding white light, rose a single figure. As the light died down, the figure raised its head. All at once, Hank's tower fell down two layers, but as the tower was made of sentient pencils, their shock did not last long, and they quickly built the tower back up. A sigh of relief could be heard from the top of the tower. Back to the figure. It was Salty Man, Mr. Ancona's mentor and the greatest evil villain of all time! (Not kidding. I'm back! It's the Curator here, and today I'm going to tell you about Salty Man! He was rated number 1 on the list of 2022 Jay's multiverse hidden villains! He taught Mr. Ancona for many years in this new multiverse and is willing to do anything to win! Minus destroying himself.) Waffle bounded to his master's side and tackled an advancing deer with his chainsaw-filled mouth. Jay lowered his head, and a shadow covered his face. Suddenly, from the shadow came a brilliant yellow light. The blast of energy knocked back many deer in the surrounding radius, and Jay flew forward with superhuman speed towards Mr. Ancona, who took out his stapler and cup. Meanwhile, Remy threw his hook at Miss Karen, who screamed with so much force that the hook bounced back to its sender, who did a backflip behind a stack of books and began throwing lots of hooks from behind them. Matt drew his ax and charged at Salty Man, but ran into an energy field. Ayan got enough strength back to fight again, so he aimed his laser pointer at the energy field, penetrating it and landing a direct hit on Salty Man, who shrugged off the attack like it was nothing. (Alternate universe: Matt resorted to rapping, which scared Salty Man, who retreated as Matt threw tier list suggestions at him.) Mr. Salty then proceeded to immobilize Matt with a handy net. Salty Man walked up to Ayan and lifted him by the neck, preparing to blast his head off. At that moment a pen flew past Salty Man's head, and he turned around to see Hank, who drew his pen-sword, and Joe-Joe, who moved his hands in a complicated series of gestures that launched a massive beam of energy at Salty Man. Remy roared and launched himself out from behind the books, extending his arms in all directions and shooting bricks, which obliterated the surrounding buildings. Salty Man ducked and dodged the ultra-powerful stream of concrete that came immediately afterwards, which in turn fixed up the holes in the building that the bricks had previously made. Suddenly, in the air materialized a brick made from pure Transmetalnamium. Remy snapped again and the brick flew to the suit, joining with it, and positioning itself to sit in the center of the chest. Remy leaned backward and pointed his finger at Salty Man. The brick glowed, and a bolt of power shot out from Remy’s finger at Salty Man, which he (somehow) managed to dodge as it vaporized half of his bear army in a single blast. Remy pointed again, but this time Salty Man took out a mirror, which reflected the beam back at the Transmetalnamium brick, which then promptly disappeared as Remy picked up (materialized) his shield and went again behind the stack of books. On the other side of the battle, an angry Pomeranian unleashed a bark that surpassed Miss Karen's Sonic Scream. However, then Miss Karen began to gain the upper hand, and her power began to throw back the barks. Suddenly, Remy appeared and threw his hook through the bark, boosting its frequency and power. Yash appeared next to Remy. Then, out of his pocket, a turtle came out and stood up and his hind legs, growing in size and becoming as tall as Yash. It was the Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle Of Power! The Turtle of Power stretched his arms and legs, glad to be free again. Then he noticed the bears and deer. With one swipe of his hands/paws/legs/limbs, he cleared out a large group of creatures headed towards him. Yash drew his sword and charged towards Miss Karen. He did not, however, anticipate Miss Karen to have strategically placed Speaker Mines in the area, which surprised Yash. However, he was skilled enough to dodge all the sound blasts, close in, and attack Samurai style. On an empty plain, Jay swung his ruler with blazing speed and destroyed a whole mountain in the distance. Mr. Ancona barely dodged the powerful arc of energy, and quickly breathed a sigh of relief. Only to be bound in place by Jay's tape roller, which fired double-sided and single-sided tape. The tape roller apparently had unlimited tape. (Note: Due to the special nature of this universe, strange, nonsensical, and confusing plot-breaking things regularly happen in every story. Actually, the tape roller is connected to an alternate universe made entirely out of tape, hence the unlimited tape.) Mr. Ancona changed the ground around Jay into quicksand, but Jay used his ruler's size changing function and escaped the trap. However, by that point, Mr. Ancona had used his coffee cup cannon to free himself from the tape, and proceeded to bombard Jay with scalding liquid. Then Mr. Ancona threw his Ginjar-stars and finished his attack by snapping his stapler rapidly, sending out goats that turned into staples that flew towards Jay, who defended himself by spinning his ruler (staff-size mode) in a rapid blur, which acted like a helicopter blade and knocked back the projectiles. However, he was still hit by the scalding coffee and knocked back. Waffle bounded over a hill and prepared to tackle Mr. Ancona, but then Hank's mecha-deer did the job first by lowering its horns and trying to impale his lifelong torturer. Near Jay, Matt freed himself and changed his short ax into his typical baseball bat. Back to where Salty Man was. Remy whistled loudly and suddenly through the wall came what looked like a rocketship. It slowed to a halt, revealing itself to be the Nuclear Vending Machine Mark II. Remy opened the front and climbed inside, strapping himself into the lone seat within. He toggled a switch and the engines began spewing nuclear (non-radioactive, apparently) power out of the bottom of the craft. (It ran on Remy's creativity, which in turn powered the motor. The fuel source was apparently endless.) Remy flew forward and smashed through Salty Man's vanguard bears. Then Remy leaped out and let the nuclear vending machine sail into a crowd of deer, which were all promptly disintegrated by the following explosion. Remy then proceeded to summon a swarm of bees which stung the deer nearby. Then he stepped outside and dialed his factory, telling them to begin making a Nuclear Vending Machine Mark III, this time with brakes and landing wheels. (How many will there be???) However, Mr. Ancona then threw his handy net again and trapped the Turtle, Matt, Ayan, Yash, Joe, Hank, and Waffle. Then he retreated along with Salty Man and Miss Karen. (Very, very interesting.) Remy-CLASH got to work breaking the net, and Remy called the team's mobile headquarters to their location. Jay looked up at the sky. Suddenly from a warp-gate long-range mobile portal in the sky came a rocketship, resembling something like a long sword. The side of it was emblazoned with the initials of REBOOT. As it came closer, two parachutes ejected from the top. It began to rapidly burn through the atmosphere as it descended, and quickly came to a halt as it almost slammed into the ground. A very professional landing. A baby deer stepped out of the craft and ran over to Jay, who petted it and smiled. Suddenly Hank appeared, waving his pencils in the air like giant quarterstaffs. A surviving deer leapt out at him from the undergrowth (a lone bush) and Hank sent it flying to the moon and back with one mighty swing. Mr. Ancona was already in his escape ship and Miss Karen was close behind him when suddenly, she tripped on a weed, was sent sprawling, ended up in front of the group as they advanced on her, and quickly teleported away. Salty Man had already retreated. Remy-CLASH quickly disappeared to follow Mr. Ancona, but was unable to because he had an invisibility cloak. He reappeared at Remy's side again to continue fighting, and together they cleared away the rest of the deer (of which there were two). Mr. Ancona and Salty Man have gotten away, for now.) Out in deep space, a warp gate opened and closed. A lone ship called the Thunder Mark 0 (prototype/spare/ special model/limited exclusive for the flying vending machine), freshly out of the factory, not much more than an escape pod, ejected through the gate into a different universe. The ship was singed and burnt, as if having escaped the wrath of some greater being. The ship appeared to be a large tubular machine, burnt at both ends and appearing like a ruptured blimp. There was one occupant, Remy, who, having nearly disintegrated himself and the universe in his chase for Salty Man and Mr. Ancona, had finally found them. But he was in trouble. His ship had accidentally veered off course, created a couple dozen supernovas, and generated another galaxy from all of the debris. The ship's main laser was destroyed. As the ship slowly came crashing to a halt on some remote planet, Remy caught sight of Salty Man and Mr. Ancona on the planet's surface. As the ship came to a full stop on the planet's surface, Remy fired the hidden secondary laser. It caught Mr. Ancona full in the chest, creating a giant crater under where he stood, and sent his body flying into the orbiting moon, forever leaving his face engraved into its surface. Salty Man advanced towards Remy and Remy whistled, knowing that he could not take him on alone. Remy-CLASH appeared beside him, and Naruto-ran directly at Salty Man. Remy used his magic staff to telekinetically grab the wreck of his ship and throw it at Mr. Ancona, causing a huge explosion. Suddenly, Jay appeared, supposedly drawn by the destruction and kaboom out of his nap. He levitated and used the 10-minute exclusive power of Youtube Ads and began throwing ads at Salty Man. Mr. Ancona immediately flew down from the moon and hit Jay backwards 20 miles. However, with the help of his retconner, Jay stepped aside at the last second. Then Jay spun around and ruler-yeeted Salty Man into Matt's (he had just appeared) arms. Matt activated his super sugar rush, became Latte, and chucked Salty Man through the gates of reality and into What Did Not Exist. Just as Remy breathed a sigh of relief, there came a loud war-whoop as Salty Man burst out into reality again, riding a flaming chariot. On a double take, Remy realized that the chariot was in fact made of cardboard. Just as it halved the original distance between Salty Man's emergence point and Remy, the chariot finally realized that cardboard burns quite well and fell to smoldering pieces on the planet's surface, leaving only a steering wheel. Joe-Joe appeared and stood over Salty Man as he lay on the ground. Suddenly, Mr. Ancona slammed into Joe-Joe, leaving him out for the count (he later teleported away, don't worry). Mr. Ancona then landed (and fell!) and stooped over Salty Man, helping him to his feet. It was at this moment in time that Latte, having had enough, ran over, shoved aside Mr. Ancona, placed a little silvery ball inside of Mr. Ancona’s pocket (nobody saw that), and began firing coffee into Salty Man's face. Salty Man, however, realized that coffee and salt don't gastronomically go very well together, and so he shot up into the sky standing on a giant cracker and began firing giant rainbow lasers everywhere (because why not). Remy ran toward him, lifting his staff above his head and shouting out magical spells. A rainbow laser struck the ground just in front of him and Remy used the explosion to TNT jump up into Salty Man's general area. He then planted a C4, which was beeping, into Salty Man's pocket (I wonder if he noticed) and then ran back down to the ground, barely avoiding a laser as he landed. Mr. Ancona immediately teleported away, and Remy-CLASH went to follow him (we will see them again). Latte retconned to Salty Man's side and put a large (200 lb. solid) lead cork into his mouth. Then he also leaped away. Salty Man, furious, took the cork out of his mouth. And dropped it immediately (it was 200 lbs, seriously). It (unfortunately, or was it?) hit a geyser, and that geyser erupted towards Salty Man, at which point he realized that he had a C4 in his pocket, screamed, and teleported away before he would be destroyed. The C4 fell out of his pocket during his teleportation and Jay picked it up and, opening it, revealed the fact that it had no batteries, and that only the detonation light was blinking. Suddenly Latte reappeared on the scene, but, having run out of sugar, was just plain old Matt now. He flew to the sky on a large record disk (courtesy of Salamander and Iguana Records Inc. and Co.), opened a warp gate, and disappeared through it. He then swiftly came back, dragging Mr. Ancona with him, who turned out to have had a secret tracker on him from when Matt had shoved him aside (remember?). Jay and Remy congratulated him with open arms as he brought Mr. Ancona back down to Earth, literally. Jay then took Mr. Ancona and placed him inside of an empty cell. The heroes all warpgated back to the REBOOT Headquarters back on Earth-01. Mission successful, one villain down, one more to go. However, as the others left the room, Jay suddenly spasmed and fell. He then slowly rose again. As Mr. Ancona stared at Jay, his eyes began glowing with fire, and Jay became enshrouded in shadow. "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. YOU WILL FEAR ME, THE SHADOW OF GOODNESS. I AM EVIL ITSELF, THE AGENT OF DESTRUCTION. NOW, YOU ARE GONE. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF EXISTING. MY TIME HAS NOT YET COME, AND I WILL HAVE TO PATIENTLY WAIT MY TURN. HOWEVER, FOR YOU, I HAVE A GIFT. AHAHAHAHA..." With a dark smile, Jay (or what was inside him, controlling him) took out a remote from a hidden spot in the wall and pressed a red button. The floor beneath Mr. Ancona slowly began splitting into two halves and retracting. Mr. Ancona looked down far below and saw spikes, saws, claws, flames, and other assorted terrifying items. Mr. Ancona looked back up at the shadow-engulfed figure watching him, and then fell into the void below with a terrible scream. Then the floor closed, and Shadow Jay pulled out a small detonator from his pocket. After a few minutes where he listened to the sounds of the area, he pressed the button. Shadow Jay walked away calmly from the outpost prison as the whole place was vaporized behind him. Then the shadow faded from his body, and Jay was left standing there. He was confused when he turned around and saw a smoking crater behind him. Then Mr. Ancona's stapler landed in front of Jay, burnt and crumpled. As the others rushed back to his location (attracted by the noise), Jay had no idea what had just occurred. (However, we do, don't we?) He did, however, remember what Matt had been up to in that mysterious whirlpool earlier...

(Also, by the way, there is something called a convenient music box. It flies around under the cloak of invisibility and plays music to fit the theme at the moment. It's why music plays in so many shows.)

(Matt’s submarine from earlier will matter later. No, really. It will play a major role in the plot.)

(Hank will be taking a long break from fighting deer. He will return someday. Just you wait.)

(If you read this sentence, you likely used up at least three seconds of your life. Sorry. Not.)

(Prepare for it. Be ready, for they are coming now, and they will not stop until all has been completely destroyed. The first stage of the darkness is invading. The multiverse of the MANCM is under attack.)

Into The Deep End (recounted by Matt)

At the edge of the deepest ocean abyss, the Dark Trench: “Ok well, I guess this is it,” said Remy while he aimlessly stared into the dark abyss that was below him. “Yep, let's do this,” Matt replied while he squeezed on his underwater-use bat. Jay spoke up. “Hold up guys, we need to come up with a plan. Remember, stick with each other. We conduct our studies, and we are out. If you see the great Kraster, let everyone know. Kraster is the Kraken’s older brother and at least the tenth strongest monster on this planet. His face has eight tentacles streaming from his chin. His mouth widens to reveal 14 rows of serrated, razor sharp teeth, each being the size of a human. He stands on two legs and is covered in suction cups. Kraster is 500 feet tall and 300 feet wide. However, we need to make sure we have our maps and radar scanning plots updated.” Matt slapped on his backpack and replied, “Yeah, yeah, we know.” They were in a building that was floating on the edge of a steep cliff. They were suspended, no less than 1,300 feet in the air. The floor of this building was constructed with (10-feet) thick glass, so they saw the gigantic whirlpool far below them. “Guys, are you sure about this? These studies are important, but this is practically a death sentence, Kraster is insanely powerful.” Ayan complained. Jay shook his head while gripping a clipboard in his hand. “STUDIES NEED TO BE CONDUCTED, KID.” Remy, Matt, Jay, and Ayan were gathered in a circle. The sky was dark and gloomy, and the whirlpool below was raging. Lightning struck, rain stormed down. “Ok, everyone follow me,” Matt said. He led them to a corner where there was a trapdoor on the floor. He swung it open and pointed for the group to go down into. Deeper in the observatory, the team arrived at the dressing room. Matt pointed toward a corner with 4 parachute backpacks on a desk. “Put them on,” Matt ordered. Their suits adjusted to fit each team member’s body as they put on the parachutes. “These are special parachutes that I like to call drill parachutes. There is a button on the left arm strap of the backpack. If you click it, you will fly or “drill” down to the ground at lightning speed. Aside from that, it is a parachute.” All of the team now walked over to the edge of the metal platform. They looked down and saw a metal dock far below them. “So what’s the plan, we jump, Matt? You get to tell us what to do, since I appointed you as leader of this mission.” Jay commented. “Yes, jump, activate the parachute, then quickly press the drill button after about 10 seconds of falling,” Matt answered, “Like this,” he continued. Matt took a deep breath in, held it, and then blew it out in one quick puff. He looked down and jumped off the platform. Everybody started to look down. Matt was skydiving through the air at lightning speed. He activated the parachute which quickly stopped his fall. Then he clicked a button and drilled all the way down until he was close enough to the ground and activated the anti-gravity boots. He safely landed on the doc. Jay followed suit. Then Remy tried it and almost got impaled by a pillar of stone. When it came to Ayan, he waited a little too long to drill to the ground. This caused him to be blown by the wind. He was zooming across the sky, out of control due to the strength of the wind. After a while, he gained control and got a rough landing where he lost his balance and fell on his back. “Oww,” he uttered, rubbing his back. “Hey, are you okay? Did you not hear that you need to press the button as soon as the parachute opens? Like, come on. Oh well, at least it didn’t EXPLODE like most of our newer prototypes do,” said Jay, with a sideways glare at Remy, who whistled and looked away. “Alright, follow me. This is going to knock your socks OFF,” Matt said. Jay proceeded to sit on the dock and start taking his socks off, only to realize he had his suit over his shoes. “No, you fool. I mean, you will be amazed.” Matt laughed. “I have my submarine that I like to call the S.S. Dababy. Picked this baby up years ago, never really used it. It is made with insanely thick and durable titanium.” Matt said. The streamlined metal tube protruded from the surface of the water. A cockpit compartment and some antennas stuck out of the top, along with a hatch. Some fins and a set of propellers and maneuvering thrusters extended from the sides of the ship. Matt walked up to the edge of the dock and hopped on the top of the submarine. He swung open the hatch and let Jay, Remy and Ayan jump in. He followed, then he snapped the hatch closed. In the cockpit, Matt powered up the sub’s propellers. As Matt drove the submarine near the whirlpool, the current was getting stronger and stronger. Then, the Dababy got sucked inside it. They were getting thrown around and Matt was losing control of the submarine. Lower, and lower they went. After a minute or so, Matt regained control of the submarine then kept driving lower and lower. This lake was 1,000 feet or so in length; however it is unimaginably deep. As they suspended further and further down, cries and roars could be heard. When they reached the bottom, Matt left the control center and went into the back. A duplicate of Falco was now wide awake and walking around. After giving Falco a nice little scratch under the ear, he went to the corner where there was a scanner. Matt put his hand to the scanner. “SCAN APPROVED, PLEASE PERFORM NEXT TASK,” a robotic voice said from the computer. A section of the wall opened up revealing a pincode. Matt entered the code. “SCAN APPROVED, PLEASE PERFORM LAST TASK,” the same droning voice announced. Matt took off his goggles and placed them into the newly revealed scanner. It scanned and after a moment, “ALL SCANS AUTHORIZED, WELCOME, MATT,” the robot voice announced. A closet door opened, and inside were 5 suits (One being a spare which had some experimental equipment). “Put these on. They will protect your body from popping like a grape due to the pressure down here,” Matt commanded. Everyone put them on (after removing their parachutes) and then Matt spoke, “So, we are going to go swimming. Make sure you have your lights, know your location on the map, use your propellers wisely, focus, stick together and we should be fine. If you click a button right here on the forearm,” Matt pointed to a button and everyone watched. “Click it and the radio will start to buzz. After 3-5 seconds or so, you will be able to communicate with the whole team.” Everyone turned their flashlights on. Matt opened the latch to a small chamber. “This is the chamber that prevents water from getting in the ship, so make sure not to open both the doors at once. Oh yeah, one more thing on your right forearm there is a small sonar. It’ll help you navigate,” Matt said. Everyone got into position, and a moment later, Matt closed the inner hatch, opened the outer hatch, and water rushed in. Everyone swam out and Matt closed the latch remotely. They were now deep down. Down in the depths. The depths of the unknown... Ayan saw a cool-looking fish, and he swam towards it to document it. Matt saw him and clicked the button on his forearm. “Ayan, don’t touch that poisonous fish. Speaking of fish, you have the attention span of one. Stay focused,” Matt reminded. After some monotonous swimming, everyone’s sonars started freaking out. Jay clicked the button. Fzzz... “Matt, why is my sonar beeping so much, and flickering?” Ayan asked. “Yeah mine too,” Remy questioned. “I really don’t know, this never really happened. Must be a big discovery,” Matt replied. The water was getting murkier and darker now, so the group brightened their flashlights. Remy gasped. “Guys, it’s here! It’s Atlantis!” Jay sighed, “Nothing we haven’t seen.” As the group floated through the ancient ruins of the submerged city, Jay felt that he heard a strange noise. At that moment, they arrived at an ancient temple. Remy pulled out his binoculars and stared closely at the mass. It had a strange organic quality to it, and despite the temple so obviously sitting on the mass, it seemed normal. Jay grinned and stabbed the “seabed” with a needle that he brought along for some reason. (Note to self: Jay always overprepares.) Nothing happened. Well, for 10 seconds. Suddenly, a huge roar shook everyone and the sub as the ground beneath the temple began to rise. “HA HA! Also, ow! You have all (gurgle gurgle) fallen (gurgle gurgle) for my most (gurgle gurgle) devious trap. Prepare to become my latest meal. I’m literally going to stream myself turning you into sushi on Seatube.” The ground rose up fully and stood up. The temple fell backwards and shattered into tiny pieces against the rock. Two huge tentacles rose from the rock and wrapped themselves around the sub. Remy immediately activated the underwater lasers on the side of the ship and seared the tentacles off. They flew backward into the rock as their remains scattered over the rock bed below. The huge monster shook its tentacles and the injured ones immediately restored themselves. Matt turned to Jay. “We can’t take this thing down. What do we do?” Jay grinned as he took out his ruler, and raised it to the light coming from the surface of the sea. Immediately, a lightning bolt came down through the water and struck the head of the beast, which thrashed and collapsed violently. The lightning bolt completed its journey and suddenly Jay was covered in his signature golden Transmetal III armor. The monster shook itself and rose again from the seabed. As the others took out harpoons, Jay pulled out his taser and shot it at the monster. The monster brushed it aside with ease. “Huh,” said Jay. “Usually, that works much better than it just did.” Abruptly, the beast roared, and a stream of red hot magma flew from the beast’s mouth, vaporizing the rock directly beneath the sub. The monster shook its head and roared again. A stream of liquid plasma bubbles streamed past the sub, rocking it violently. Remy fell to the floor and temporarily passed out. Matt looked up to see cracks forming in the outermost shell of the submarine. Jay pulled out the keys of power and pressed “/repair_ship”. He looked up and saw the cracks in the ship magically close up. At that moment, Jay noticed Ayan being distracted again. Just then, Matt got smacked by the Kraster (somehow) and he fell over. The sub then fired its ultrapower torpedoes, and the resulting force of water rocked the sub as the torpedoes sped forward at supersonic speeds into the monster. The resounding bang shattered a cliff. The monster howled in a mixture of rage and pain as the rocks fell on top of him, as well as from the explosion which had left a big bruise on its forehead. Both the monster and the sub sped upward from the explosion at the bottom of the sea. Abruptly, they hit a ledge, and the Kraster again wrapped his tentacles around the sub, dragging it again deeper and deeper. The alarm went off as the oxygen levels dropped. Water rushed in through the hole in the hull. “Major damage.” Matt got up and went to turn the sub around. He activated the underwater cutting beams and the torpedoes as Remy, Ayan, and Jay all swam away from the sub and into the water. Jay swung his ruler. Ayan pulled out his battering ram. Remy pulled out his energy blaster. And thus the battle began. First thing that happened was that Kraster took advantage of all the commotion and ripped the sub in half, which then floated to the surface. Matt fell from the sub but was thankfully wearing his suit and he did not drown. Remy fired his blaster at the monster’s eye, but the monster simply blinked and the eye regenerated. Ayan swam up to the beast and threw his harpoon, slicing off a tentacle. The monster thrashed and accidentally hit Ayan, knocking him out. (He’s still okay.) Remy slapped himself in the face and swam to cover. Matt tried to use his aquabat, but it failed to do anything. Ayan got hit with a tentacle and got knocked away. Suddenly, Remy realized that they were currently floating over an underwater region of volcanoes. Remy swam down. Out of his pocket, he took a solid lead 200 lb. cork, which he then pushed into a volcanic vent. He then took out his brick and activated his armor, bringing the submarine with him. He swam up and went under Jay, who was busy slashing at the monster. Jay looked down and saw the sub, and quickly sat down on top of it. Remy then pressed a special button on his sleeve and a brick appeared in front of the monster. Jay extended his ruler toward it and touched it, infusing it with ultrapower. The brick then joined to the front of the sub where the cannons were, and Remy activated the uni-beam. The beam of pure ultrapower shot out from the sub at the monster. Jay plunged his ruler into the slot on the sub and the beam turned golden. The beam made contact with the monster. Ayan threw his harpoon, and Matt slashed his bat. As a massive alchemic circle of sorts appeared in front of Jay and glowed white, a slot appeared in the middle. Jay pushed it into the slot and turned his ruler in the slot like a key. This made the beam intensify. It was at this moment that the volcanic vent with the cork finally exploded, sending red hot lava flying towards the monster. Jay seized his chance and changed his ruler to the size of a skyscraper, smashing it down on the Kraster and pushing him towards the volcanoes. As the beast fell in, it roared and exploded into tiny flaming particles that floated away on the streams of superhot water. Jay withdrew his ruler and the beam of ultrapower slowly dimmed and stopped. The Canon-infused brick disappeared from the front of the sub (which inexplicably exploded, making Jay wonder if Remy somehow had explosive touch), and a few seconds later it was only Remy standing next to Jay, along with Matt who was still alive and Ayan. Just then, Matt frowned and realized something very important. He swam past Kraster’s body and noticed a small dome slowly moving away. Ayan sped over and punctured the cockpit of the sub, towering over its lone occupant, a 2-inch tall shrimp. Jay finally realized that the shrimp was actually the real Kraster, who controlled other sea monsters to do his bidding. Fuming, Matt lifted his boot and stomped the shrimp under his foot. At that moment, the remains of the sea temple cracked in two. A massive treasure chest floated out. Behind it, a shark swam out, but Jay simply grabbed some sand and blinded it. Remy happily swam over and exuberantly grabbed the treasure chest, which revealed itself to be full of gems and gold coins. At that moment, Ayan finished the scans, and Matt realized that they were stranded under the ocean. Suddenly, Jay put two fingers into his mouth and whistled. There was an enormous roar as the Overpower Kai dipped into the water and pulled up alongside the bedraggled crew. Matt quickly swam inside and sat at the controls. Jay looked at Remy and then they both teleported into the main cabin. Ayan clambered in, somehow not tripping over anything. He closed the main door, got into his egg-pod, and went right to sleep as the ship rose through the water and flew away from that area of the ocean. Matt made himself a cup of coffee. He fell asleep before he could drink it. Jay teleported everyone back to their cabins, yawned, set the ship to autopilot, and took a nap in the lounge. When he woke up, Yash, Hank, and Joe were waiting for him outside. The Curator had completely vanished from the area. At that moment, Jay felt a very old set of memories in his head appear, strange memories... The memory was ancient, the being was... A roar was heard in the distance. It was Cthulhu. As the others dropped their jaws, Jay grumbled, “Ah great, here we go again.”

(The “return” of Ancona: A clone took Mr Ancona’s place. Nobody knew what happened to the real one, but since Jay had amnesia of the explosion’s events, everyone assumed Mr Ancona had just escaped.)

The Iron Arc:

(A few months after the events of “To Battle We Boldly Go”) Over on Govern-Earth, the rule of Salty Man was enforced with an Iron Fist. Gold was suppressed, along with silver and tin. Steel came along for the ride, leaving only pure iron as the sole material for use, and for use by the lord and master. Sure, the computers and all the tech was made from 'other stuff', but that was hidden. Everything was iron under the rule of Salty Man. The world was in a constant state of preparation, and secret weapons were hidden everywhere. After the destructive Neo Civil war, in which the Statue of Liberty came to life and destroyed half of New York before being destroyed (courtesy of unknown) and causing a huge nuclear waste spill, weapons were stationed all over the globe. Jay was now here, along with the other heroes, to at last “collect” and “retrieve” Salty Man, the 'last' of ANCONA's villains. He was in the street when suddenly, the face of Salty Man appeared on the billboards above the city. Suddenly, Salty Man looked right at Jay, and began ranting about how he never got to be principal of said school and “blah blah blah”. Jay pressed mute on his external hearing channel and did not notice when the entire crowd began to chorus blah blah blah. However, the sudden discharge of a laser changed all that. On the screen as Jay looked up was the face of Salty Man, but this time he was holding a laser cannon. And several people were “temporarily disabled” in the street around Jay. Suddenly, a figure appeared in front of everyone. Jay recognized the person as Pepper Man, Salty Man's partner. Pepper Man made himself larger until he towered above Jay and his team members. Jay called on the Infinity Mechs. From a hangar somewhere in deep space, a robot burst out, followed by a jet, a submarine, a boat, a car, a spaceship, a drilling machine, and a motorcycle. All of these assorted vehicles went through a black hole and came out of a white hole that Jay generated. They stopped behind Jay and began transforming. The robot turned into the head. The spaceship became the main body and waist. The car and drilling machine became the arms. The jet and boat became the legs. The motorcycle turned into the chestplate. The submarine became a pair of wings and two laser launchers. With an epic accompanying sound effect, the parts formed... The X-treme Jetstreamer! Jay smiled and got in the mech, which made an epic pose. However, Pepper Man grinned. He sapped all the power from the Jetstreamer, and the whole mech just vanished. Then suddenly a loud bleat was heard. It was the GOAT! The powerful technological beast activated his suction mode and nearly sucked in Pepper Man. Just then Salty Man came to check on how it was going. He was very disappointed. Jay swung his golden ruler (now named Balance) at Salty Man, smacking him. Just then, the others arrived on their scoutship. (Jay had taken a faster hover-ATV to scout out the situation.) Jay surrounded himself with a glowing aura and then separated a part of his soul, which was visible and began shining as it took a human form. This was his ?% power mode, his Ultra Cosmos, his Trace, or essentially, a Torch (the term given by the science team). Pepper Man laughed diabolically, but he was suddenly hit by a titanium frisbee, which flew back to Ayan. Salty Man fired his crackers, but they were all chopped apart by Matt, who spun his new half-scissor swords in a circle. Remy appeared, swinging his sharp umbrella sword (which folded from a normal umbrella, leaving the bottom semicircle as a handle with a hand guard that pops out while the spokes and fabric compressed into a razor sharp blade. Basically, it’s like a fencing sword, but actually lethal) while shining his multi-color flashlight, blinding Salty Man. Hank fired his sonic blaster at Mr Ancona, and Yash aimed his heavy-multi-barreled laser pointer and fired from a heavily fortified position. Hank pulled out the PRFL (Pencil Rapid Fire Launcher) and loaded it with his pens as he glided at a high altitude on an incredibly complex paper airplane. Joe pulled out his hammers (which began hovering around him at high speeds as they rotated) and his cards, which began glowing as they formed into a circular shield. Jay switched his left sleeve’s contents from a chainsaw to a laser cannon. Suddenly, a legion of deer who were preparing to fire their pulse beams were all swiftly sauteed by the Immortal Flying Warrior Turtle, who cloaked again and ran off to another area, where many shouts of surprise and explosions were heard. Hank mounted his mechadeer and charged towards Mr Ancona at full speed. Yash turned and aimed. Meanwhile, Pepper Man had to face Joe and Remy. Ayan threw his frisbee again at Salty Man, who also had to defend himself from Matt, who merged his swords and delivered a mighty scissor chop. (Jay named the move the X-Stream Beam) Meanwhile, Jay and Ultra Cosmos moved around the perimeter and “slightly physically rearranged” any guards or units (or the occasional bear) that were approaching. It was going quite well, as the Warrior Turtle (named Walter by Joe) had sabotaged the alarms, and the punches from Ultra Cosmos disabled entire battalions of armored hovertrucks at a time. Suddenly a beam of darkness appeared near Jay, and he leaped to avoid it. Out from the darkness came Miss Karen, but she was not alone. Lunch Lady, Mr Discipline, The Principal, The Vice Principal, Mrs Carefree, and the rest of the Absolutely Evil Teacher’s league also appeared. There was also Ms Perfect, Mr Complaint, Mr Cheerful, and the Sulking Bus Driver. Jay dodged their attacks and then realized that everyone else had been taken out. The turtle was struggling to escape a massive spider web, and Jay realized what boss he likely had to face. His other team members were all knocked out already, likely by Miss Karen’s speakers. Jay was surrounded. “Fire,” said Miss Karen. Jay was hit by 10 laser bolts simultaneously. Smoking and burnt, he crumpled to the ground. Suddenly, Jay became engulfed in darkness again. Jay said, “Hybrid classes.” All of the teachers got hit by lightning bolts, and all of them kneeled forward and were temporarily stunned. Jay proceeded to use his ruler and wrist-mounted laser to knock out Mr Cheerful. He leaped up and turned into a jet, strafing the area and hitting the Sulking Bus Driver. He zoomed up into the upper atmosphere and then turned into a drill with a rocket on the back, speeding up, explosively slamming into the ground, and coming up, knocking out Mr Complaint. At the same moment, he began spinning his body, kicking away Ms Perfect, whom Jay dispatched by slamming her with his spinning top mode. Jay then transformed into a ball. Mrs Carefree got ruthlessly smashed into the ground by Jay’s wrecking bouncy ball mode, and Mr Discipline was flung high into the air and into a building by Jay after he turned from the ball into a speedy laser-mounted supercar. Lunch Lady backed up, but Jay simply shifted back to human form and pulled out a massive laser turret. A scream was heard from that location, and a giant smoking crater was seen. The Principal was dispatched by a thousand rapid consecutive punches delivered by Jay in the space of a second. The Vice Principal got plowed aside by a hovering speedboat. Ms Karen turned and ran, but Jay’s ruler was already on the move, forming a barrier in the corridor that Ms Karen was running towards. She turned and was met with a laser straight to the face, followed by 100,000 ruler jabs to the head. (RIP Miss Karen. Ultra Era 2025-2055.) As the shadow faded and the fire in his eyes faded, Jay suddenly lost his will to stand, and he almost fell over. He managed to summon enough strength to turn around, and realized that he had single-handedly destroyed the entire Absolutely Evil Teacher’s League. Salty Man and Mr Ancona looked on in shock. Almost all of their best students had just been bested. Just then, Pepper Man reappeared, claiming to have run into heavy traffic after he was knocked 10 miles away by Matt. “You can’t defeat me,” Jay claimed. “I have friends in high places!” “You’re fighting me one-on-one, the law can’t help you now!” Jay grinned. Pepper Man suddenly felt a sharp pain in the arm, and fell backwards in shock. Up on a balcony, Waffle barked happily and wagged his tail, retracting his spicy sauce shooter back into his furry dog vest. He was suspended by a string of tape to a higher balcony, where Pancake (the cat) was on a sofa. Jay threw a dog treat and a cat treat all the way up to the 30th story, where Pancake and Waffle had their lunch. Just then, the GOAT appeared and knocked Pepper Man over before running off to the nearest destroyable building. Jay got back up. “No, wait!” Pepper Man pleaded. “Don't you need to think of a good punchline first before you destroy me?” Jay looked away and thought. As Pepper Man was about to step behind him to hit him, Jay ducked. Shocked, Pepper Man leaped back, but it was too late for him. Jay turned and grinned. “Who needs a punchline?” He swung his razor-sharp ruler. Pepper Man was cleaved clean in half, and was vaporized in a massive explosion. Jay smiled slightly, but he was more preoccupied with why he knew this quote. He felt like he had heard it before. He looked up and noticed Salty Man and Mr Ancona retreating. Falco suddenly appeared from a warpgate next to Matt with a back-mounted medical kit and began tending to everyone’s injuries. Waffle and Pancake both made noises of concern for their owner. Then, Yash’s long-range sensors began to ring. Reinforcements were approaching. Jay summoned the Galaxy, the team's dropship. Once everyone was onboard, Joe began preparing the team’s 10-wheeled mobile rover, the Nebula. Jay recalled the hover-ATV and grabbed it with one of the docking bay claws. The turtle teleported on board and sat down. As the Galaxy cloaked and continued flying towards the drop point, Hank and Matt rested, as they used up the most energy. Ayan was in Medbay being tended to by Pancake. Remy steered the ship and handled the scanners. The mechadeer made itself a tasty salad, making sure to add a good amount of croutons. (That deer sure does love croutons in its salad.) When everyone was ready, Jay gathered them around a holographic projector. They had an objective. They needed to steal the proto-money generator from Salty Man before he could use it to give himself infinite money. Also, REBOOT was currently in need of viable currency. Suddenly, the Exalted Ones appeared before Jay and gave him the original Flashlight of Doom. “Emotional Damage” started playing on the speakers, reminding Jay that he needed to go check his email inbox again. He had 500 spam messages. Just then, an alert sounded, announcing that the ship had arrived at its destination. A message that advertised the Vinvy Memes appeared. Jay boarded his newly built hoverbike (he has a 3D printer that is powered by Canon hidden somewhere in his 4D pocket) as everyone crowded into the Nebula. The plasma engines rotated downward and the ship slowly came to a stop. The spare pilot and the cook, Charlie (Nicknamed Can) and Katherine (Also called Cat) (twins), were in the holo-simulator recording a video for their family. Just then, the cargo bay doors opened. Jay revved up his engine and flew out the back of the dropship/carrier. As Jay looked far up into the night sky with his binoculars, he noticed two of his fleet's ships (the USS Cosmos and USS Paradox) orbiting a newly discovered planet. Jay refocused his attention on the ground and activated the hover jets on the bottom of his bike, safely landing on the ground with a quiet bump. A moment later, the Nebula also touched down behind Jay, retracting its parachute. Jay motioned for everyone to stay quiet as he rode to the top of a hill and took out his long range binoculars. He looked down into the Salty Cracker Central Hub and gasped in horror. Thousands upon thousands of salt-shaker troops and many other assorted salt-related soldiers were gathered in the main street. They seemed to be boarding carriers. This was the largest single invasion Jay had ever seen in the 10+ years he had existed. Back at base (a complex embedded underground with tunnels to multiple REBOOT-controlled cities), the scanners reported even worse news. Above Salt Central, the Pepper Paparazzi orbital station was spinning through the higher atmosphere at a stable orbit. To make things worse, it had a giant laser on the bottom that was under construction. Jay also noticed a fleet of ships being built, drillers ready to tunnel deep underground, Salt-bombabiers (Mortar installations), rolling fortresses, and to top it off, a brand-new aerial force of Ancona-drones. A flock of geese approached, seeming innocent enough, but Jay had prior experience with the birds in this area. They only fought for their lord and master, Mr Ancona. Aiming skillfully, Jay threw his ruler. Spinning like a frisbee, it knocked out some geese, but the other ones retaliated by dropping their... well, droppings, of all things. Jay leaped back just in time. He pulled out his laser beam flashlight and emitted a beam that caused the bird population to sharply drop that day. Jay knew he had to do something, but before he could handle Salt Central, he would have to deal with the space station. Jay (using some of his base’s transdimensional energy that took time to refill) warpgated his group back to base to prepare for their next action. They needed a plan, and fast. Just then, a message showed on the news screen. On it, Salty Man’s face appeared. “Your world is ours. Surrender and you will be spared. However, REBOOT must be handed over to us. If you do not comply, we will come. When we do, you will not be shown any mercy. I will have my rightful place as principal.” Jay turned to his friends. They all nodded. Jay pressed one of the buttons on the base’s main control console. Sirens began blaring at their maximum volume. As Jay looked on, REBOOT began to mobilize. Jay turned back to his friends, who nodded in approval. “Let’s take this space station down. Everyone, get to your ships! We’re moving out.” Meanwhile, on the Pepper Paparazzi space station, a regeneration pod completed its cycle. Out of the pod stepped Pepper Man, now whole again. Behind him stood Miss Karen, Lunch Lady, Mr Discipline, The Principal, The Vice Principal, Mrs Carefree, Ms Perfect, Mr Complaint, Mr Cheerful, and the Sulking Bus Driver, who had all been brought back in a similar way. As Salty Man greeted Pepper Man, Parmesan Man and Money Man appeared. They were Monsieur Ancona’s newest creations, and they were ready. Back on the USS Endurance (the fleet’s largest and most grandest ship, the flagship), Jay sent a coded message to the nearest Justice-class ship, a battleship named the RSD Unity, telling it to cease its normal patrols and join the fleet. As the task force (Group 88) approached Salty Man’s last known base, scans reported nothing. Suddenly, the Unity was struck by a transdimensional time-traveling torpedo, setting off a massive explosion. Jay immediately reached up and pulled a strap. His seat rotated downwards and slid down a dark tunnel, stopping at the hangar bay, where sirens began blaring. The enemy fleet had just uncloaked. As Vincent (who had somehow just appeared from the Great Reboot) popped up, Jay voiced his surprise. Vincent didn’t recognize him, but he was more than willing to get in a ship when he noticed Matt and Ayan getting into their ships as well. All of the ships were Canon-class specially-modified custom interceptors. Joe, Yash, and Hank got into their ships as well. As Remy boarded his ship, Remy-CLASH materialized in the co-pilot’s seat behind Remy. Vincent got in his own spacecraft that Jay gave him, an exclusive prototype named the Memory-type Scoutship. Jay got in his own nearly-identical ship. Matt and Ayan loaded up their battleship’s systems. Yash and Joe charged up their interceptor’s engines. Hank and Remy each prepared their explorers. As Jay lowered his helmet’s visor, the 8 racks holding the ships moved them to the launch deck. As their ships were arranged into a 1x8 formation, Vincent braced himself. The ships were immediately catapulted into space. Jay took the lead, and the others formed a delta formation behind him, with Vincent taking the middle of the group. Yash, having the best senses, (and radar/sensors, for that matter) detected the approaching enemy fighters immediately. He also knew that the capital ships were far enough away to not be able to attack. Vincent began confidently cycling through his impressive array of onboard lasers, which were more numerous than anyone else’s. Ayan prepared for long range support as Hank readied his close-range blasters. Jay accelerated to top speed and did a few spins to make sure he had the right amount of maneuverability. Remy went even faster than Jay and did a few circles around the others. Joe readied his stealth systems, and Matt prepared for some ramming. Jay’s ship had 8 fins (2 small ones in the front, the main pair of wings in the back, the secondary wings behind it, and the steering wings/tailfins.) and 4 engines. It had lasers on the wingspan of each fin, and there were other pieces of destructive equipment on board. The other ship simply had different colors and some special changes. As the enemy closed in, they were stunned to see the ships all break formation and fly in different directions, dodging and weaving around. Jay’s gold and silver ship zoomed straight forward and “fired everything”. Vincent’s white and black striped ship ducked down and went back up with the maneuverability of a X-100 stealth jet. Just then, two of Salty Man’s students appeared in a massive alien ship. It was Substitute Teacher and The Janitor.

Confrontation of Organizations - Past to Future

From his pod, he emerged. Smiling, Mr. Ancona looked at Salty Man, who voiced his approval of the new look. “Arise, Monsieur Ancona. You and that accent of yours will rule the world alongside me. I promise.” Elsewhere, on Earth-02, Jay was busy looking over the blueprints for Earth-03 through Earth-10, the newest additions to the sector of the galaxy REBOOT occupied. With Salty Man and Pepper Man safely expelled to another star system on the other side of the galaxy, Jay decided there was no need to send the forces of salt and pepper all the way to another galaxy. Therefore, he ordered everyone to pull back and repair their assets and bases. They had taken serious losses in the last fight against the forces of darkness (and salt). Suddenly, on Earth-01, proximity sensors began blaring. From an open warpgate, the USS Horizon appeared. It had been teleported here by a time loop escape plan, forever changing history and inadvertently helping the Corrupted Ones triumph. Once Jay figured out a way to get back his original set of REBOOT memories, he and Hank (that version of him happened to be the world’s smartest scientist and anti-zombie fighter) figured out a way to send the USS Horizon back to where it belonged. (All this was only possible because the USS Horizon had encountered the normal REBOOT long ago.) The USS Horizon was one of the few entities that had survived the REBOOT completely unchanged and have the ability to travel between realities separated by universal resets. However, before this could be completed, Jay and the others had to go to an abandoned part of Earth-Apocalypse and retrieve an alien component for completing the device that would be used to fix the timeline. Jay met Iris and Ian in an abandoned city when he was ambushed and surrounded by the undead. They were the best zombie fighters and the leaders of the resistance against the Corrupted Ones. With their help, Jay was able to send the USS Horizon back to its proper time, where it continued exploring new worlds and unknown places. (Of course, only until that laser came along and blasted the ship to pieces, possibly setting the whole world in motion. Coming soon: What if the USS Horizon survived? Horizon: The Great Venture) Jay thought it would be a shame if everyone there just vanished, so he brought the remaining few survivors of Earth-Apocalypse with him and copied his and his friend’s memories to make sure they wouldn’t lose their experiences in that world. Joe promoted Iris and Ian to become fleet commanders. After the world was repaired, the rebuilding began. Earth-00 was changed into a residential planet, with all of the beings living under REBOOT’s government settling there. The entire surface was a city built with green energy in mind. As such, the buildings were extremely energy efficient. However, one fateful day, about 2 years after peace had been restored, Earth-Memory came under attack. Salty Man had arrived. Behind him, a shadowy figure suddenly stepped into the light. Jay gasped, and everyone else in the room was similarly surprised. Mr Ancona had somehow returned. He declared, “Jay, if you are seeing this, you better be scared. I am Monsieur Ancona. I do not come in peace. Your worlds now belong to us. Hand over Jay and his allies to us. If you do not comply, you will immediately be destroyed. Behold, our newest weapon.” He turned behind him, and a massive capital ship appeared. “This is our siege ship, the Harbinger.” Jay almost choked from laughing then and there (from the horrible name). Monsieur Ancona obviously couldn’t hear him (being thousands of miles away) and continued. “I will make Salty Man the supreme ruler of the galaxy. Attack, my forces!” The Turtle of Power suddenly flew into the room through the open window and skidded to a halt. “Guys, Earth-Memory’s North Pole is under attack!!!” Jay scrambled to load up a viewscreen. On the screen, a massive ship was swarmed by many other smaller drone ships and destroyed. Its remains fell down to the planet below. As the blast shields went up, the cities retracted into massive underground stations. Everyone leaped out into the streets and started heading towards the North Pole. (They were at the equator.) Remy-CLASH (Unit 3) roller skated. Ayan got in his egg-pod (unit 0) elevator and raced inside the underground tunnels. Jay leaped into the Ultraspeed (his special custom supercar, unit 1) as he ran. Remy leaped into his (20th or so) speeder (Unit 2. Custom built, let’s see what happens.) and flew alongside the blur that was Jay’s car. Suddenly, Remy heard a noise from behind him as Remy-CLASH ran out of roller skate battery, so Remy pressed a button on the remote he was holding. Suddenly, two engines extruded themselves out of the backs of Remy-CLASH’s skates and he zoomed alongside the speeder and car with jets of nuclear propulsion coming out of the backs of his roller skates. (Patented by Remy-CLASH, not Remy. You can stop worrying now.) A motorcycle (Unit 4) was generated by Yash, who activated its rocket thrusters. Ayan got on his hovercraft (Unit 5) and flew forward. Vincent leaped into his new spaceship (which somehow came out of his backpack, unit 6) and flew overhead. Matt summoned his helicopter (unit 7) and flipped from the ground into the cockpit. The Turtle turned into a jet (unit 8) and flew forward. The mechadeer (which appeared) turned into a snowmobile (unit 9), which Hank boarded. Waffle and Pancake boarded Metro-01 and Carrier-02, which merged into a 12-wheeled mobile vehicle/base. (Unit 10/11. More of an armored terrain-traversing vehicle.) Joe popped up in unit 12, an armored drone with 4 rotors, a cockpit, a powerful engine, and a heavily armed turret on top and bottom. (Also known as unit 00.) As he sped down the highway, Jay accelerated his car to 100 mph, charging up the Canon to optimal levels. Then, Jay activated his portal highway tunnel generator, which changed his surroundings into Ultraspace, arriving at the North Pole minutes later. (The others took the tunnel as well.) The city there was abandoned and mostly wrecked. Remy disembarked from his speeder only to sink up to his neck in the snow. He quickly fired a grappling hook at his ship and hauled himself inside, shivering. Jay snickered as a puddle of water formed around Remy’s feet and quickly froze. Remy closed the door of his speeder and abruptly bright flashes came from inside. The door opened again with Remy holding a laser in one hand, and the block of ice triumphantly in the other. Jay stepped out of his car, wearing snow shoes to stop himself from falling. “Huh.” he said. “I wonder where everybody is.” It was at that moment that Remy suddenly collapsed, dropping the ice into the snow layer. A loud rumble echoed throughout the empty plain. Matt ran over to Remy. “It’s all right. He just fainted. Wonder why though.” Suddenly, a claw burst from the ice, wrapped itself around Matt’s ankle, and pulled him (and Remy, he was still holding him) into the layer beneath the snow. (Matt had snowshoes too, but they broke). Jay peered down into the snow layer, but could only see vague shadows. Suddenly, a piercingly bright light shot out from the snow, vaporizing large swathes of it instantly. Jay blocked the beam with his ruler and backflipped into his car, rapidly backing away. As unit 11 extended thrusters and flew up into the sky, giant robotic arms began to stretch out of the ground. The Turtle (in reptile form) extended a drill and drilled down into the snow to find Matt and Remy, whose helicopter and speeder were now sinking into the snow. Yash turned up his speed dial and sped through the streets, dodging the grabbing arms. Ayan used his hover-ATV to weave through the obstacles. Buildings crumbled and thunder rumbled. Remy-CLASH flew up with his jetpack again and noticed a horde of mechanical drones approaching. There were motorcycle drones, car drones, treaded drones, flying drones, submersible drones, and one massive point-defense mobile array. Ayan’s egg-ATV sped around, distracting the arms, which sent some laser/buzzsaw-tipped tentacles to catch him. Ayan sped onto a highway and kept on going, drawing the tentacles away. Joe flew forward and sent his drone into a skillfully executed set of maneuvers, dodging some approaching drones. Joe then turned around and threw three screwdrivers, taking down over thirty of the drones. Hank and the Mechadeer approached the arms at high speed and began trying to sever them. This only slightly angered the underground creature, and it sent even more arms out to catch them. Vincent was flying around in the air, peppering the robotic arms with his sonic cannons. Then, he set his spacecraft to auto and leaped out, donning his heavy armor full package as he dropped, hitting the ground with a thud. A box of gold gleamed in the morning air and covered Vincent. As the light faded, Vincent raised himself up and stood. As Vincent’s now-silver armor gleamed in the light, Jay could see the new accessories. A pulse blaster was in one of Vincent’s hands, and a sonic cannon was in his other one. An electromagnetic launcher and the newest model of the Hyper-Mega-Super-Bazooka hung over both of Vincent’s armored shoulders. Vincent’s usual astrosuit outfit was covered in a new silver set of plating. A multi-ranger and a gatling-buster were on his gauntlets. A laser and taser were on two appendages that extended behind the jetpack, which had four secondary thrusters and one central booster. As all this happened, unit 10/11 was high up in the air observing everything and giving occasional advice to Jay, who was now being chased through a tunnel. The Ultraspeed’s engine roared as it accelerated to top speed. Jay pressed one of the many buttons on his dashboard, and the wheels rotated about forty-five degrees downward and began generating lift. At the same time, a set of canonical (which means that logic is not ignored, but bent to the will of the user) magnets on the Ultraspeed’s bottom hull activated, keeping the car on the ground. Since the wheels could now turn in their axles a full three hundred and sixty degrees (Each wheel was attached to an Y-shaped pole which held the wheels on both sides, inside the pole was a motor that powered the wheel), Jay spun his car around and drove backwards. He activated the full speed system, making him go so fast that the ground was set on fire. The snow melted off the road as the car drove by from twenty meters away. Jay then manually aimed his car’s various destructive accessories behind him and pressed the red buttons over and over. As the car’s wheels automatically turned and rolled in parallel driving, the Turtle finally found Matt and Remy in some ice blocks. However, it couldn’t get them out, as its path was blocked by a massive robot/animal hybrid. Suddenly, the Ultraspeed came bursting out of a partially destroyed tunnel, smacking the massive beast in the face. Jay leaped out of the cockpit and shrunk his car at the same time, putting it in his 4D pocket. As he landed, he pulled out his battle ruler. Jay then swung his right arm forward. With a flick of his wrist, the ruler went flying like a frisbee towards the hybrid, hitting it in the stomach. Jay turned and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the Turtle trying to free Remy and Matt from the ice. The hybrid roared and fired a set of lasers. Jay refocused himself and looked back forward. His eyes widened as he noticed the foot above him, rolling to the side just in time. The Turtle yelled at Matt (now thawed), “Get to the Choppa!!!” before chucking Matt in his vehicle’s general direction. Matt ended up face-first in a pile of snow. Remy ran back to his speeder and got on. Ayan yelled, “This isn’t working! We need a retcon! Jay, you hear me?” Jay nodded and activated his retconner. The time around him slowed to a stop and then went backwards, ending at when they arrived. The monster sent its arms out of the ice again as everyone got out of their vehicles and formed a circle. Remy suddenly flew up into the sky with a burst of power, landing on top of his speeder. He was holding a C4 in one hand and a blaster in the other. Remy-CLASH pressed his ear to the snow and closed his eyes, making a very loud occasional beep. Joe looked at the snow with interest when suddenly, the head of a monster rose up, swallowing Joe and Yash. They teleported away just in time. Remy teleported over and dropped the C4 into the monster’s gaping maw. Three beeps were heard when suddenly a tremendous bang echoed out and the head sank beneath the surface of the snow. A burnt piece of paper floated out of its now-gone mouth. Remy picked it up, and said, “That was not a C4, but a D10. Call it deception, of the useful kind.” Jay smiled, and then swung his ruler, summoning down a bolt of lightning to strike into the snowy plain which was now the center of action. Just before the bolt touched the ground, it stopped, and went back up into the clouds, releasing an enormous explosion of light. Everybody looked on with confusion which quickly cleared as from the snow, standing on a previously hidden platform, rose up Monsieur Ancona, holding his hand up in the air. He then snapped his fingers, and the lightning raced back down to the ground, striking the plain, missing Jay by mere feet. Remy began shooting his blaster, but Monsieur Ancona blocked the blasts, instead shooting them in other directions. Joe wasn’t fast enough and was hit, but thankfully, the power of a blast is only half its strength when it is rebounded. Joe teleported away to switch his gear. Jay then shapeshifted into a UFO. Remy drew his brick. Matt activated his sugar rush. Vincent appeared, materializing armor on his body and two giant swords in his hands. Jay shot ultraforce rays at Monsieur Ancona. He fell, but quickly got up. From his pocket he produced a coffee cup, which he then used to short out the UFO’s circuits. Jay quickly turned back into himself before he got frazzled. Suddenly, the monster burst out from the ice again. From a warpgate in the sky, a hoverbike came flying in with Remy-CLASH on top. It shot out torpedoes at the regenerated monster, but that only made it madder. Remy turned around and fired his beam, slicing off half of the monster’s tentacles. It roared and lunged, snapping off the brick-beast’s head in one bite. Remy attempted to summon some more bricks, but all he got was snow forming into bricks, which then melted away. He then reconfigured himself into a brick tank by disassembling a building, firing a brick shell at the monster. Suddenly, the monster split down the middle and fused together again, forming a huge monstrosity by merging with pieces and parts from its surroundings. Jay lashed out with his ruler as Latte shot it with his harpoon, but to no avail. The monster moved towards Latte, who out of fear teleported away. Suddenly, from the depths of the monster’s throat, a triumphant shout came as the monster rose from the ice, growing taller and ever more menacing, with Monsieur Ancona sitting on top of it. The monster roared, and several huge avalanches wiped out large sections of the city around them. Joe and Yash came flying out of the beast’s mouth. They were covered in slime, but they only had a few scratches. Monsieur Ancona summoned lightning down from the clouds, striking at the avatars. The lightning hit Remy’s tank, which fell apart. Remy then pulled his hamster ball shaped shield from his pocket and hid inside as he recharged his power. All at once, the monster stopped fighting as a cackling laugh was heard. The others all grouped together under an energy dome Waffle generated. The plates on the monster fell away to reveal a huge indestructible robot, powered with Corrupted Canon, which was almost as strong as Canon. Jay said, “This is the mark of a powerful entity. Who, though, is the question. First, we need to get out of here before this thing starts-” before dodging a laser beam. Falco healed Yash, who took out his scythe again and charged. Behind him, Hank started chucking pencil spears at the massive beast. Joe had now donned his boxing equipment and turned into Joejoe again. He threw four chairs and a crane. Ayan watched as the attack blinded its target, and then Vincent and Ayan attacked from long range. Remy-CLASH and the furious Mechadeer continued circling around the target, but then some drones surrounded them. The Turtle came out of nowhere and sliced the front row of drones in half. Remy-CLASH grinned and then pulled out his twin revolvers, spinning them around his hands at the speed of light, which confused Ayan briefly. The mechadeer leaped over a row of enemies, kicking them. Ayan got into his egg-pod and started rolling at Mach 5 towards the deer, flattening them with its indestructible shell. Latte (Matt), Remy, and Jay all pulled out their hyperblasters and started firing. Jay also pulled out his ultrablaster booster (double the power, double everything, except size) and switched it to its knight mode. (A blade.) The barrel rotated upwards and generated a plasma blade shaped like a sword. As it began to glow brightly, Jay yelled out, “Omniversio po-wa! Re-ket-su-so-a-kun! Se-kai-e-ni-so-ho-ken-te-ku-dai-mo-thu-stu-so-en-ke-ke-re-ha!!!” He raised his double-sided sword up into the air and behind it, a massive circular green emblem covered in runes and ancient spells appeared. Monsieur Ancona generated his purple psychic shield, but Jay had already yelled, “Combo mode! Banning target acquired! Object: Monsieur Ancona!!!” The massive laser burst out of the emblem and blasted the Monsieur Ancona disguise away, revealing that this was actually Mr Anaconda, who had returned for revenge on Ayan! The giant monster roared again. Vincent pulled out his laser pointer, putting away his blaster. Remy took out a staff, which began glowing at one end. (It was a replica of a very old magic staff. This was not the original, so it’s just called a staff.) Jay braced himself, switching back to his ruler. Joejoe dropped down from a nearby building and raised his fists. Yash drew his new prototype high-penetration sabot-launching multi-component revolver. Ayan jumped out of the Egg-pod and quickly swapped his gear for a booster pack and changed what he was holding to a sickle and a repeating crossbow blaster. Matt pulled out an instant strike rotorstriker (capable of hitting its target the moment the trigger is pulled). Hank changed a pencil into a set of invisible darts, perching himself in a high place for maximum support. Remy waved his staff and suddenly a school bus emerged from the city. Remy leaped inside and pressed a button. Suddenly, the back door of the bus opened with a creak to reveal three giant Saturn V rocket boosters. Jay’s eyes widened, and he ran over to the bus. WHen everybody was seated inside, Remy turned around wearing a cabbie’s hat and said, “Alright! Seat belts on! Prepare for takeoff!” Matt, who had not seen the engines, cried, “Takeoff????” as the engines activated. In an instant, the bus had seemingly teleported across the field. Remy turned around, and saw that everybody was literally flattened to their seats. “Hm,” he said, and rode backwards at the same speed. Instantly, everybody got their air back, and reinflated to their original form. Remy clapped his hands, and suddenly, the seats deployed machine blasters, repeating laser cannons, and back-mounted turret cannons. Ayan selected the turret cannon and Matt picked a laser blaster. Remy CLASH only spun his pistols, and jumped through the floor, landing onto the snow forty feet below the hovering bus. As everybody also jumped through the hatches opening on the floor of the bus, Remy pressed another button and, turning his cabbie’s hat inside out to reveal a razor-edged baseball hat. From the back of the bus, there came a clang, and the Nuclear Vending Machine detached from the back of the bus! (Bet you didn’t see that coming). Remy-CLASH hopped inside as Remy operated the bus, and they flew towards the battlefield. Jay swung his ruler, cutting off the monster’s right hand. Suddenly, Mr. Anaconda’s right hand also disappeared, and he kneeled over. The monster kneeled over too. Remy pressed a button inside of the bus and suddenly large cannons extruded themselves from the back. He rotated the wheel a full 1000 degrees, and the bus began to drive backwards, firing the cannons as it went. All of the buildings behind him suddenly became perforated, and Remy pressed a button, activating the rocket boosters, as a demon roared from behind him, and Jay screamed. Remy-CLASH jumped from the Nuclear Vending machine with it dressed as his backpack, and from it he suddenly withdrew two juice-squirters, which he aimed at Mr. Anaconda, turning their setting to “lemon” and “lime”. Mr. Anaconda said, “Hah! What can juice do against my forces?” “We’ll see about that,” said Remy-CLASH, and he fired the juice squirters. Then, everything happened simultaneously. The juice flew through in between the monster’s fingers and landed on its eyes. Mr. Anaconda turned to his engineer, who was suddenly sitting next to him. “Is this thing lemon and lime juice proof?” he asked. The engineer asked “why would you need that?” and disappeared. The juice touched the monster, and it screamed, demolishing whatever was left of the already demolished city with its sonic wave. Jay, Remy who, his bus being destroyed by the scream, had levitated down to the ground, wielding his staff, Remy-CLASH, Ayan, Matt, Joe, Hank, Yash, and Vincent all teleported away from the battlefield as the monster, and Mr. Anaconda, all sank into the snow.

Once Jay and the others were back at Victory City in their new ship, the Galaxy, the hangars automatically stored the vehicles away. Jay ran straight to the control room to activate the planetary shields, however, some of the enemy fleet had already gotten in. Jay pressed a long row of buttons, all of which were labeled “Do not press.” The others watched as Jay grinned and pressed the final button, which was labeled “The not-self-destruct button”. Off in the distance, the city began to reshape itself. Skyscrapers retracted into the ground and extended turrets from their sides. Seemingly inconspicuous cottages opened up and revealed anti-aircraft emplacements. Massive warp cannons came out of innocent grain silos. A campus quickly turned into a launchpad and a hangar. Out of the meeting hall came a rolling fortress. A factory’s roof folded up to reveal a bunker. Finally, a massive laser buster came out of a modern set of buildings shaped like a castle. “This,” Jay proudly announced, “Is the final product of our mobile transforming plan, aka Project Superstructure. That’s our giant robot, Guardian.” He gestured to the center of the city, where buildings were folding and contracting. Walkways began shifting and turning into positions, where they locked into place with clanking noises. Houses and apartments spun and transformed into girders and joints. Sparks came out of joints as towers screeched and moved into position, forming a finger. As other fingers came out of a complex which turned into a hand, an entire city rotated over sideways, becoming part of a massive shoulder. The basements and rail systems beneath many of the cities that composed the robot began contracting into two legs. The rocket thrusters on the bottom and back of the robot fired and pushed the robot into an upright position. From inside the chest, a head slowly moved upward, where magnetic locks and metal plates locked it into place. Jay clapped his hands together, and from a hangar, the Galaxy flew down and opened its side door. Remy looked up a little too high (ouch) and fell backwards and slept for a little bit. Jay gathered everyone onto the ship and flew towards the giant mech. As the ship landed in the hangar in the back of the mech’s head, a massive explosion announced the appearance of Monsieur Ancona. Earth-Memory’s outer hull was breached, and in swarmed a fleet of alien ships. Back in the inner hull of Earth-Memory, Jay gave the order to counterattack. All the turrets laying dormant now powered up and aimed. With their sights locked, they began firing as the jets began taking off from the bunker. The Guardian began moving forward. With its fist, it grabbed an enemy transport ship and threw it into the ground, where it went up in flames. Suddenly, another ship came out of nowhere and fired its torpedoes/rockets, but the other hand crushed it too. Jay cheered. Suddenly, the robot was blown backwards 20 miles from a swarm of homing explosive drones. Jay watched the land disappear from under the robot. Remy, who had just awoken, was thrown into the windshield by the impact, and remained glued there until Matt quickly pulled him down. The robot stood up again and rubbed its “eyes”, extending its hands and firing huge laser bolts from them, disintegrating huge swathes of the enemy. The robot then flew upwards and, resembling a celestial in doing so (I wonder if that reference was intentional) reformed into a form huge and menacing. Huge cannon-turrets extended from every joint, and hangars opened in the sides. From a scabbard the Guardian drew the Excalibur as a sword, its edges gleaming with laser cannons, plasma emitters, rotating blasters, and more. The Guardian took the sword and, as everybody up in the cockpit pushed the button at the same time, slammed it into the ground. Mr. Ancona’s fleet was evaporated, and everybody in the cockpit found themselves flying backwards. Jay smashed into an umbrella stand, and one of them opened onto his head. Yash hit a window, and slid into a chair, where he began to activate the flight mechanics. Remy flew into a vending machine, which was conveniently stocked up with “soft” drinks, so he wasn’t really hurt. All of the others hit the wall and slid down to the floor, where they remained for a little while until they got up and went to their seats, where they began to activate and load the various blasters, engines, ships, and cannons stored on board the robot, ready for a massive attack. Mr. Ancona stood on the top of his ship, and shook his fist at the MANCM and the Guardian, and then climbed back into his ship, and warped away. Everybody clapped each other on their backs and on their hands, celebrating the huge victory over their enemies. Deep in a forgotten corner of the universe, another war was brewing....

As the minor software update reached the core of the multiversal server, the world warped temporarily before changing into its new shape. Most of the changes had taken place on Earth-00. It now had a replica of MMMS, except it was much bigger and grander. It was now a realm unto itself, where REBOOT could safely thrive. Everyone still learned in MMMS, but it was now continent-sized, with many more rooms and secrets, along with passageways and portals to other Earths. Jay took the opportunity to name the new world Earth-Unity. So, no continuity errors occurred, and that Jay and the others no longer had to go from Earth to Earth for their main headquarters, as they now had a giant world for a base. However, they did keep all of their outposts and factories, along with the previous fortresses and hidden bases.

Side Lore: Middle Earth Redone:

Context: here is a passage: "Hobbits live all over this world. There is also a wide variety of multicolored Gandalfs. Sauron is Poly-ron and is made of every known polygon. The dwarves have hidden in the mountain because of their shame. (They are ashamed because they all turned into gold and now spend their time trying to steal each other) Smaug the Dragon is covered in every color ever conceived. Everyone must constantly dance because if they don't, the earth will swallow them up. In their sleep they have to make snow angels." (Hank Vs A Giant Deer 2, Trivia Edition, 2022, page unknown.) In the beginning there was only one Gandalf, and only one Sauron. However, suddenly, when struck by lightning at the hands of Sauron, Gandalf split into all of the colored Gandalfs. Red Gandalf had the power of fire, and ran around screaming with sparklers in his hands and forest fires under his feet. Invisible Gandalf fled into the air and hid there for a while. Pink Gandalf came from the future and found himself a motorcycle at some dealer in Rivendell and now uses it everywhere, wearing a big pink helmet and pink boots as he flies around yelling and never stopping, even to get through doors. He doesn't open them, he just flies through them. Then Yellow Gandalf had a brilliant idea and went up to Sauron with a lemon and squirted it into his eye. Sauron's (eye) screamed and closed, which ended the war of the ring even before it had begun. The ring then exploded and Gollum was thrown into another universe. When Sauron's great eye folded into an exact line, it became corrupted and exploded, and out of the debris stepped Poly-ron, Sauron's geometrical successor. He unfortunately became a circle and now spends his days aimlessly rolling around and spinning. Later Blue Gandalf decided to paint the landscape. No idea what happened after that, but he ended up painting the sky and began painting the ground, making it blue. Green Gandalf stopped him right before all the green Earth was made blue. Hence, the oceans, the seas, the continents, and the islands. Elsewhere, the Hobbits decided to invite Toilet Gandalf to dinner. He arrived at the table on a large white chair, which on closer inspection turned out to be a toilet. He rolled to the dinner table and the Hobbits laid out the food. However, around halfway through, loud noises began coming from the end of the table. Everybody turned and looked at Gandalf, and one of them said, “What was that sound?' Toilet Gandalf realized that he was being watched and conjured up a privacy screen. The noises then continued, and the meal ground to a halt as the eaters sat, not knowing what to do. Suddenly, a kid said, “Your sound is on.” and Gandalf said back, “Oh I'm sorry, I'll mute myself.” Then the sound abruptly cut off. One of the hobbits then asked, “How can you mute yourself? Are you a hologram?” A loud "uh" sounded from the direction of Toilet Gandalf. The Hobbit continued. “What toilet are you on? Where are you?” More "uh" noises came from the end of the table, and the hologram flickered, for Gandalf had thousands of toilets, each identical. Suddenly, the hologram glitched and the privacy screen disappeared, showing Gandalf. But he was sitting on an ordinary chair, and from the bathroom down the hall came the sound of flushing. Toilet Gandalf ended the call and the hologram disappeared, and the Hobbits heard the back door open and close. Green Gandalf came out of hiding and witnessed Red Gandalf making art by dropping bombs everywhere. He had called the destruction 'craterism,' and is founded by the idea that earth is two craters inverted and stuck together, and the surface had to be made perfectly flat. Green Gandalf, after being told by Yellow and Blue (and being their descendant), now wants to destroy Red Gandalf, and as of now, only Orange Gandalf and Purple Gandalf are willing to talk about him, as Orange and Purple are descended from Red. Purple Gandalf does not speak much, as he was the child of Red Gandalf and Blue Gandalf, and Red Gandalf hated Blue Gandalf more than Yellow Gandalf hated Blue Gandalf. Later, Brown Gandalf came along, and waged war on the other Colored Gandalfs, prompting Yellow, Red, Blue, Green, Orange, Purple, Pink, and Maroon to team up. Thus, the 1st Great Gandalf War began. After Brown Gandalf won from sheer power and forced all of the other colored Gandalfs to go into hiding, the Grayscale Gandalfs came to help him to become the most powerful Gandalf (The Grayscale Gandalfs consist of Gray Gandalf, Black Gandalf, White Gandalf, and Shadow Gandalf). After that came Rainbow Gandalf and Multicolored Gandalf, and they attacked Brown Gandalf, who was tormenting the other colors. Rainbow Gandalf was just wearing rainbow robes, while Multicolored Gandalf was literally multicolored. Together they, along with Invisible Gandalf, managed to stop Brown's reign of Blandity and what he called True Bleh, and then Shadow Gandalf slapped Invisible Gandalf in the face because he didn't see him. Somehow, Invisible Gandalf was not offended. But then the Lot-Of-Classified-Stuff Hobbit appeared with Many-Color Smaug, and the 2nd Great Gandalf War broke out. The dwarves all got turned into gold by Golden Gandalf, who teamed up with Silver Gandalf to bring peace to the world. The dwarves started to hide in the mountains and steal each other as trophies, as they now had an attraction to gold, except for that one dwarf who liked silver. Then after Brown Gandalf was defeated, the other colors came out of hiding and multiplied, their mutated descendants becoming the Letter Gandalfs and Number Gandalfs. White and Black Gandalf had their power briefly stolen by Red Gandalf, creating Pink Gandalf and Maroon Gandalf, who time-traveled back to the origin of the multi-Gandaverse as the other colored Gandalfs mutated. The Letter Gandalfs soon ran into a problem: The ABC affair. Unfortunately, A Gandalf and C Gandalf wanted to be with each other, but B Gandalf stood between them. Thus, they began to chase B all around Middle-Earth. Then after the Dictionary Affair, in which the Gandalfs began to fight with each other over how to properly write a dictionary without cramping the language (which they were themselves cramping by existing), they all vanished. Then somebody wanted to find Rainbow Gandalf's pot of gold, and then Rainbow Gandalf became invisible to hide it, and only showed himself during the rain as a little man wearing a green suit. Thus, the legend of Lucky the Leprechaun was born! The Number Gandalfs were involved in the 789 affair, in which the Number Gandalfs began to fight after 8 Gandalf was destroyed by 7 Gandalf when he tried to stop him from destroying 9 Gandalf, and then 7.5 Gandalf was made and destroyed instantly due to the law of Who-Knows-What. Then, the Number Gandalfs became the Symbol-Gandalfs, and the Letter-Gandalfs became the Description-Gandalfs. (The new Gandalfs turned back into the original ones almost immediately.) Shiny and Dull Gandalf just... existed. Dull Gandalf doesn't speak much and is descended from Gold Gandalf and Gray Gandalf, who still existed somehow. Also Shiny Gandalf seems to have descended from Gray Gandalf as well, as it turned out that Rainbow Gandalf was experimenting and had taken a little of Gray's DNA (which was a long rope accessible by pressing the Gandalfs' hats, one can cut a little off and mass produce Gandalfs or mix the ropes to make new types of Gandalfians) and had mutated it with Silver's DNA, resulting in Shiny Gandalf, an 'illegitimate' child of Gray Gandalf. Rainbow Gandalf was later scolded by Multicolored Gandalf (after all, he made 2 new Gandalfs who didn't know the full extent of their powers) and he promised not to do it again. He had later made Weird-Gandalf and Hula-Gandalf, but Weird Gandalf left for an old mountain soon after being made and became Tin-Gandalf, and Hula Gandalf existed for about five seconds before realizing that hula-hooping did not exist in Middle-Earth and then shortly disappeared, becoming Air-Gandalf. Then Golden Gandalf tried to paint the sky but he forgot to account for the fact that the Earth spins (Red Gandalf set off a large kaboom, making the Earth spin because of the forces in motion) and instead painted only a large circle. Rainbow Gandalf was disappointed with the result and summoned Multicolored Gandalf to make it cooler for Rainbow's own enjoyment. Hence the Sun was made! White Gandalf made the clouds and made them cover the sun in order to spite Rainbow Gandalf, but then Blue Gandalf decided that he wanted some rain and so thunderstorms came into existence and soaked White Gandalf instead. Black Gandalf made the thunderclouds when he dropped paint on some clouds. Silver Gandalf later made the moon. Yellow Gandalf was the origin of lightning. Green Gandalf planted and painted the grass with a bucket of paint made after three months, but White Gandalf painted the grass white with (nine months to make) paint which he had had left over from him creating the clouds. Time Gandalf had disappeared when he had accidentally went too far back in time, and Space Gandalf disappeared when he tried to go and save Time Gandalf. It was at this moment that the 'past' was created. Orange Gandalf and Purple Gandalf collaborated to make oranges and grapes. Large-Ear Gandalf started a cult that everyone secretly joined but they all denied themselves joining and fought about it. Thus the 3rd Great Gandalf War had started. Then came Existential-Crisis Gandalf, who sought to confuse everyone, but confused himself out of existence instead. Gandalf Gandalf somehow became the fabric of the universe, PC Gandalf became the first computer, and Hacks-Gandalf and Scammer Gandalf began scamming the silver Elves out of their mansions. (Silver Gandalf made the elves silver.) Then men and Goblins appeared. Multicolored Gandalf committed a "war crime" when he made all the humans wear robes and forced the goblins to become rainbow-textured. Gandalf-Gandalf-Gandalf came, and Smaug (who got turned into gold) got taken apart by the golden dwarves and used as house-building parts. Red Gandalf was stuck in a mountain for a little bit and tried to blow it up to escape but in the process invented lava. Pi Gandalf came and tried to rule the world with his endless philosophies but went mad and destroyed himself. Infinity Gandalf came from the endless void and became the Earth because he was so big. Sauron-Gandalf came but destroyed himself because half of him hated the other half and vice versa. Fifty-Shade Gandalf came and tried to free Brown Gandalf, but was imprisoned instead by Gray Gandalf. Then the Elves and Goblins appeared because Rainbow Gandalf had a fight with Tin Gandalf. Then the Hobbits arrived and began to hunt for Smaug, unaware of his fate. (He's now furniture.) Finally everyone became one Gandalf again, Gandalf the White, the original descendant of Gray Gandalf, somehow, who said that the entire world might be a simulation, but nobody believed him, wrote Remy. The end, wrote anonymous, wrote WROTE. Wrote unknown. Wrote a certain somebody. Wrote the author to the power of infinity. The end of the lore of Middle-Earth. Now to visit Top-Earth and Bottom-Earth and see how the beasts and dragons are. They need to be fed! -Wrote Ethan. Wrote me. Wrote the creator.

Some important characters and their stats:

Jay: Leader-destroyer. Accessory: Golden-ruler. Power: Telekinesis... and flight. Now uses twin rods.

He has the greatest agility. He has the second greatest speed and is a self-proclaimed extrovert. He is.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

1000% power mode is basically undefeatable. Only usable in emergencies. Has consequences... (???)

Waffle: Ability-booster. Accessory: Transformation abilities. Power: Mind-reading. Now uses glue/tape.

He has the greatest speed. Bagel rebooted. He can pair with Falco for combo attacks. Jay’s faithful pet.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Matt: Melee-fighter. Accessory: Chainsaw bat. Power: Extreme strength. Now uses half-scissor swords.

He has the greatest strength. He likes fun. He knows that Vincent will become the 8th council member.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Ayan: Ranged-supporter. Accessory: Laser pointer. Power: Super eyesight. Now uses a powerful frisbee.

He has the greatest skills. Mischievous. In reality, he is very supportive of his friends. Owns a multiverse.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Yash: Strategist-teacher. Accessory: Scythe. Power: Speedy hacking skills. Now uses a new laser pointer.

He has the greatest smarts. He notes everything on his computer. Fastest typer. He is technology-smart.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Hank: Mascot-builder. Accessory: Assorted pencils. Power: Command of nature. Now uses pens/markers.

He has the greatest health. He has the mechadeer and a small companion deer. Fights other deer a lot.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Joe: Historian-writer. Accessory: Martial arts. Power: His kung-fu training. Now uses magical UNO cards.

He has the greatest defense. He has a large amount of attack power as well. He seems to be quite quiet.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Remy: Defender-Transporter. Accessory: Multi-staff. Power: Remy-CLASH. Now uses elemental powers.

He has the greatest attack. The team’s backup and the resident librarian/wizard. A great treasure hunter.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Falco: Support-shifter. Accessory: Backpack of equipment. Power: Healing skills. Now uses a power suit.

He has the greatest support. Not much raw power, focuses on healing his teammates. He’s a bookworm.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Vincent: Hiding-editor. Accessory: Cloaking device/knife/tool/rocket. Power: Sneakiness. Now uses axes.

He has the greatest stealth. He has a high amount of potential power. The teacher of Michael and Travis.

Favorite color: Favorite patterns: Other abilities: Famous feats:

Other accessories:

Turtle of Power: A being of power. Accessory: Indestructible shell. Power: Omnipotence. (Supposedly) Watcher: The Last Observer. Accessory: 56 Inch Widescreen TV. Power: Too many abilities to be listed.

Mr Ancona: Villain-hero. Accessory: Assorted teacher tools. Power: Command of deer and bear armies.

Salty Man: Evil-Mentor. Accessory: Cracker attacker. Power: Hyper amounts of overall sourness and salt.

Pancake: Pet-distraction. Accessory: Cat toys and food. Power: Mascot of the Neo Chair Liberation Army.

(At some point the Turtle of Power was defeated and lost his powers, but he gave them to the Narrator.)

Intermission: The 10 Brand-New Remy & Council-Approved Fully Canonically Correct Laws of Canon:

Law No. 1: Ethan made the first Canon story, and this will always be true. Ayan has non-Canon copies.

Law No. 2: Ethan can try to borrow you for his story. He will listen and obey if you refuse his great offer.

Law No. 3: Ethan gives Yash, Joe, and Hank 100% Canon status, contrary to any outside opinion.

Law No. 4: Ethan is always making original ideas, and they cannot be copied without asking Ethan.

Law No. 5: Ethan's doc is the mainstream Canon. Fan Canon is allowed, but is only 75.0000% Canon.

Law No. 6: Ethan, Ayan, and Matt are all equally Canon, 150% Canon each. Ethan actually gets 200%.

Law No. 7: Ethan's company is the best of all, it has unlimited money, and it owns every company ever.

Law No. 8: Ethan has full ownership of the doc, and he controls how Canon everyone is in his story.

Law No. 9: Ethan will remove you from the story and the doc if he needs to, after the Committee votes.

Law No. 10: Ethan's laws are in full effect throughout the multiverse, and you are expected to comply.

1st Amendment: One of Ayan's stories is Canon. He gets to pick which one is Canon. He's welcome.

2nd Amendment: The Canon Floodgates were destroyed by Ayan, so he invaded Ethan's multiverse.

3rd Amendment: Remy has arrived. He is now the loremaster/historian. 150% Canon status now granted.

4th Amendment: Initiate primary objective. Recruit new readers for the story. Also, get some more writers.

5th Amendment: The Keyboard of Power (and its magical keys) and the Mirror of Reason must be found.

6th Amendment: The Law of Who-Knows-What defines the universe, whose laws are decided by Canon.

7th Amendment: Those who manipulate Canon must be very careful. This law includes Ethan in it as well.

8th Amendment: If powerful artifacts are found in the area, REBOOT should be contacted immediately.

9th Amendment: If evil beings are spotted, call the MANCM or whoever happens to be very MANCM-like.

10th Amendment: Since there are credit cards, there should be no need for cash. Use the new currency.

More short stories:

Return of the “Monkes”

Ultraforce, Cosmoforce, Powerforce, Canonforce

The Arrival of Cardinal

A Giant Enemy Spider Appears!

One day, Jay was peacefully chilling in his classroom. Everyone else was on spring break, so they were relaxing on various other planets. Remy was also in the classroom, doodling on the board. Waffle opened the door to go raid the kitchen, but he ran into an alien who wiped some of Waffle’s memories and ran away, leaving Waffle very confused and with no idea why he was there. Suddenly, an alarm rang out. Jay sat up straight in his chair and pulled out his phone, (Model: Gigawatt 14) checking the cameras. The office was empty, and so was the front entrance. However, the sensors had picked up a massive disturbance in the boiler room, which was a largely unexplored and dangerous place, as that particular hallway had not been explored. Jay was too lazy, so he opened a portal and chucked Remy in. Remy retaliated by grabbing Jay with his grappling hook and tugging him into the warpgate with Remy. Both of them rolled out of the other side of the portal, finding themselves in front of a massive cave entrance. Jay rolled his eyes and jogged in. Remy followed him and found a very small spider. The spider said, “ ‘O’, this is great! Here’s ‘A’ big meal.” Remy panicked and began spinning around and screaming. He looked away and stepped down hard. The mini-spider was squished to the flatness of paper. Jay turned around with a confused look. “What was that?” Remy managed to stutter, “Nothing. Just ‘A’ bug.” Jay shrugged and continued on, inadvertently stepping on a normal-sized spider. The spider squeaked, and Jay looked down. “Hey, ‘U’ stepped on me! That’s not nice!” Jay took out his ruler and switched it to battering-ram mode, smacking the spider all the way into the depths of the cave. Remy was too busy looking around. He saw many clusters of crystals that glowed in rainbow colors. Transparent and neon lizards ran around the cave merrily. Every sound made had an echo. Just then, a roar snapped Remy out of his reverie. A massive ugly spider hung from the ceiling. Jay was already stuck in one of its webs. His ruler lay on the ground next to him. The convenient music player was hovering nearby, and true to its name, it began playing boss music by whistling. Remy raised his arms. A brick appeared in each of his palms. Then Remy pointed at the boss spider, and a massive stream of bricks began streaming out from a random spot behind Remy. The bricks all proceeded to smash into the monster’s face and explode. The giant enemy spider was knocked unconscious. Waffle dragged over a very large tissue paper and covered the beast. Remy then wrapped up the tissue and threw it into an acid pool while Jay struggled in the webs. Thus, the spider was defeated. Remy then ran over and began to saw at the webs covering Jay. Pancake appeared and watched. At that moment, a massive army of chairs appeared. They allowed Remy and Jay to recline on them and brought them back to Mr Ancona’s empty classroom. Jay then went behind Mr Ancona’s desk and found the secret bunker of Mr Ancona. Remy then fell asleep on a convenient bed. Jay decided to play an alphabet game. He was so immersed that he didn’t notice Remy standing right behind him with the PRFL. Jay was knocked onto a couch. Remy chuckled and went back to sleeping.

More (good) character concepts: Fairy tale world, Queen Elizabeth V, Princess Candice, Jenny, Henry

Some OC Villains: 8-ball Man, Eliminator, Tester, Rubbery Man, Monotone Man, and Monsieur Ancona.

Progressive Entry, Keyworld, Cards, The Anaconda’s Return

The end of Volume 6

Volume 7: An Unexpected Captivity, A Tale of Liberation, Jay's Final Destiny (The Fate of The Great 8)

An Unexpected Captivity:

The School Arc: Battle with the Board of Education

Principal grinned and whispered, “Activate autodefenestration!” Remy found himself jumping out the window. He landed on the grass with an “Oof!”. (Don't worry, it was only the first floor. Remy got defenestrated! This is a special effect that gives its targets extreme depression. They will land on grass. Remy retconned his broken back and depression. However, some other students got defenestrated.)

The Lunch Arc: the Antihero (as requested) shows up, also, Anthony appears, Vincent is happy

The Flex Arc: More of a side story, introduces nothing (literally just doing nothing), shocks viewers

The Bus Arc: Featuring vehicles that can survive black holes but still break down on field trips

Trip to the Other Schools: A plot with no development whatsoever, steals people’s identities

The Arrival of Overseer: When the villain has actual logic and steals your powers and tech

Overlord’s Dominion: When the enemy has infinite extra health bars and random power-ups

Attack from Weatherman and Elementwoman: Plot full of plot holes, needs more development

Final Battle with the District, Copycat, and Preserver: We put some villains in their place again

Confrontation with the Controller: Some really obsessive control freak shows up, expect protests

Taking a “Peaceful” Vacation: The buses that have infinite engine problems but are invincible return

Return to Duty: the Anthem of REBOOT: If everyone retired for a week, the world gets wrecked

Call to Arms: Reunification???: Time travel and warnings of pending doom, just a weekend

The Timeline So Far: A recap episode that’s actually a spoiler for a very pivotal future character

Fight with Souperman, Calorwoman, Electriboy, and Conductigirl: Villains with real backstories at last

The Cheese Arc: The Origin of Professor Nemesis: Played for laughs, but somehow important overall

Messing with the Multiverse Part 1: An actual crossover event that avoids copyright strikes

Completely Destroying Timelines: Villains with real logic, featuring lots of alternate timelines

Messing with the Multiverse Part 2: A trainwreck of a sequel that somehow manages to be better

“Accidentally” Crossing Over Some Characters... :Where we get the idea for peacekeeping mecha and AI

What If Part 2:

Extremely unstable lab equipment opened new breaches to other worlds and universes that were like the MANCM, but some certain key events happened differently... This... is... the... “What If...???”... series!!!

What if Hank never existed?

That universe's Ethan realized the universe was falling apart, and then that universe collapsed. From it rose the Observer, who was the first Watcher. He then proceeded to start a long lineage of his kind.

What if the Villains Won?

This was retconned by Ethan because he didn't need more side stories branching off from this for now. However, then they found a way to come back later on. That was a bit of a minor problem. (Uh-oh...)

What if everyone had an Earth named after them?

Presenting... Some other Earths that may have important storylines based around them later: (Hint hint) Earth-Ethan - In hiding somewhere, Earth-Matt - Missing in action, Earth-Ayan - Status unknown, and Earth-Ancona - A factory that makes all the evil Ancona clones. These are only some of the Earths named after major people. Earth-Big - A big Earth. Earth-Small - A small Earth. In addition to Middle-Earth, there are: Bottom-Earth - This is beneath Middle Earth. There are many evil monsters that cause much havoc in the world. Top-Earth - This is above Middle Earth. It is home to dragons and is an entire world hidden in clouds. Earth-MANCM - An extra headquarters. It is designed to withstand any universe-reboots at the atomic level. There are also decimal Earths, Earths with decimals in their names.

If Ethan was in... Harry Potter

(The following section is labeled as a possible Canon.) (A long, long time into a different world... This will be a long arc, so its Canon status has been widely debated. Ethan himself places it as minimum Canon as it is very low quality.) Max Canon has yet to have been found in large amounts. Never mind, this is all getting retconned. Copyright strikes are too much work.) (The end of the possible Canon. Someday, the notebook containing the tales of this crossover will be found. Perhaps they will still be usable. Maybe then, the tales of Ethan and Harry Potter working together to end evil once and for all will finally be told.)

The end of the What If...??? and If ... was in ??? series.

Side Stories: Alternate Beginnings: The Tale of the Great Eight

Throughout the great realm of Youtube, a dimension that was not as two-dimensional as it might seem, and with plenty of pocket dimensions as well. Anybody can visit, but they can never leave... Not until their quest is over. It was on one such day, or rather, streaming hour, that a seemingly unsuspicious visitor was touring the land. A tourist, not the first, and most definitely, not the last. He was named... The Great and Unpredictable Jay, or rather would soon come to be known as such. As he ascended the steep hill in the direction of the castle, he was met with quite an interesting sight. Across the fresh countryside, a herd of cows gently grazed around, while bulldozers dug large and random holes all about the place, and then undertakers placed large rectangular boxes into the holes. The bulldozers then proceed to cover them up. There was a lack of tombstones. Jay paid them no heed, and continued on towards the castle. From the topmost spire, a large red flag flapped over the land. Jay quickened his pace, going around large craters (dug by the bulldozers), and, almost at a flat out run, entered the castle. A large entourage of guards met him from within the doors, but quickly stepped aside to welcome him into the keep when he flashed his platinum gold exclusive membership card out of his pocket. Upon the great golden swivel-chair ($25 on eBay) in the middle, the one and only Great King sat, his great majestic presence filling up the entire hall. A Swedish man, it appeared to him, from the complexion. Jay skidded to a halt and knelt down before the great 'throne.' The man atop the seat rose and came forward. Jay looked up, and, taking a deep breath, launched into his story. “Oh great Lord, long I have traveled throughout the great world, gosh, it's actually quite nice here, to meet you, to cast myself at your feet. For I desire too, to be as great as you, to be known as well as you, who are, and still are, known across the land as, The One and Only Pewdiepie. My lord, I present myself to you.” The expression on Pewdiepie's face was quite indeterminable, somewhere as a cross between a smile, indifference, and amusement. He opened his mouth to speak. “Do not cast yourself upon me, young lad, for I too have risen from the dust and grime of the lowers and inferiors. But within this mighty castle, we are all equals within this realm, and we treat each other as so. Thank you greatly for offering me your services, but I must decline; do not waste them on somebody who has already lived, but for somebody who will live, and that is you. No-” His speech was interrupted by a large crash from the entrance hall, quickly followed by a chorus of shouts and yells, and the sound of running feet. Just as a platoon of Netherite-armored troops burst into the hall, an enormous tiger seemingly pounced onto the room. The great vaulted ceiling caved in under the weight of the beast, revealing its true nature. Cyan and magenta, cyan and magenta, Jay was sure that he had seen those colors somewhere. A shout from atop the giant tiger rectified his thoughts. It was MrBeast, of course! And there he was too, riding the beast, waving and shouting down at the armored troops or Pewdiepie as it wrecked the great hall, smashing display case after display case of like buttons, subscribe buttons and more. Pewdiepie shouted, and frantically began wheeling his golden throne out of the room, for fear of it getting smashed, along with all of the other debris. Jay, being a trained streamer, fired all his youtube buttons at MrBeast, but he was unaffected. Pewdiepie finally opened the large door at the far end of the room, passed through it, and slammed it behind him. Jay sent a couple more buttons after him as well, but they sank into the wood. They powered up the door with a temporary sentience, and then the door swung open and hit Jay into a dark cave, where a large pedestal stood. In the pedestal a glowing rod of light shone and brightly illuminated the whole room. Jay reached toward the rod, and it became even brighter and began bending and twisting. Then a portal opened in the side of the room, and out stepped an entity, who turned out to be Entity, who had hacked into the game. He looked at Jay and immediately a bedrock box formed around him. Jay screamed for help and accidentally hit himself with his teleporter ray, and teleported out of the box. He was defenseless, so he ran up to the pedestal and grabbed the rod. Jay was slowly lifted into the air by an unknown power. Within his mind, he heard an unseen being of light speak to him. “Great responsibility comes with great power. Do you accept this burden?” Jay responded mentally: “I will, with all that I am. Of course.” As Entity slashed at Jay over and over with his blades, confused as to why his great blows could not harm this mere mortal, the rod shocked Entity, slamming him against a cave wall. Then Jay grabbed the rod. He felt a massive amount of energy flowing into him, altering him, changing him. He controlled the rod and decided its form within an instant. The rod whizzed, extended, spun, contracted, and finally formed into a long glowing ruler. The roof of the cave exploded open, and a bolt of lightning flashed down. The ruler began glowing green and then turned yellow, with blue marks to show the inches and silver handles on both sides. The lightning struck Jay, whereas his internal power core began to glow. He was merely a humble being, but the nobleness of the rod of justice knew that he had potential and incredible amounts of hidden power. The lightning faded as the smoke cleared, and Jay was fully covered from head to toe in golden (self-materializing) Transmetal III armor. The gauntlets were green. A long red cape billowed in the air behind him. Jay extended his ruler in Entity's direction, and it extended and slapped him so hard his robotic head went flying off his shoulders. Entity disintegrated. Jay levitated out of the cave and looked in the direction of Pewdiepie's castle... Back at the Pie Fortress, Pewdiepie (who owned the fortress, aka Pewdiepie's castle) made a call on his phone. Technoblade and Dream both popped out of the phone, pulling out their swords. MrBeast took out his money cannon. MrBeast began firing 100-dollar bills at the two experienced players, who shielded and blocked the attack. Herobrine himself appeared, eager to defeat two of Blockstaria's greatest beings, but Notch appeared beside him and swung his extra-long modded emerald sword. Steve and Alex both appeared to help their creator, but Notch motioned for them to stay back. However, Pewdiepie sent down his sub-servants, and they turned everyone but MrBeast and Pewdiepie into PDFs. Pewdiepie was about to turn and flee, but then a massive explosion rocked the castle. Jay had returned, and he was furious at MrBeast for breaking his phone. (It broke when Jay got thrown into the cave.) MrBeast looked at his subscriber number (it was falling because MrBeast hadn't made his daily amount of content and because Jay was doing a collab with Pewdiepie to make a video ridiculing MrBeast), scowled, and then teleported away. Pewdiepie sighed in relief. Near the magical land of Manconia, Jay got a new mansion from Pewdiepie for stopping the malicious plans of MrBeast. (Jay bears no ill will towards MrBeast. Not sure about vice versa though.)

A Tale of Liberation

Jay's Final Destiny (The Fate of The Great Eight)

The end of Volume 7

Volume 8: The Arrival of the So-Called Greatest Evil, Random Adventures, Travel Guide to the Multiverse

The Arrival of the So-Called Greatest Evil

Welcome to Neo-Asgard!

Random Adventures

So after a long hiatus (break) to gather ideas and absorb content, I'm ready to resume creating this masterpiece of a multiverse! I'm asking you to help me continue our weird and wacky adventures as we continue facing insanely broken villains and inventing even more illogical crazy inventions. So come on to the doc! We're getting Vincent (the other person whose email I actually have on hand from the council to resume work tomorrow) Without further ado, I'm adding some more (self-approved) MANCM honorary council members! They unconditionally vote for what I say because I have their paychecks... oh wait lol. I said too much! Anyways, we're hiring more people and getting back to work on traveling the multiverse, making it a true concept. We also need to make the plot, plot armor, chairs, and Canon relevant again to the storyline. Plot armor makes us nearly invincible against normal villains, so we may have to find something to retcon the armor or at least limit our use of Canon. Also, I'm trying to incorporate more genres and giant robots (side goal, this is indeed) into the story. Hope to see you soon! I'm planning to get into stop motion and make something with buildable figures and lego. Bye, and hello, for when you return to the multiverse... of lore. Note: we may pick up after some major time skips. Also, to fit my vacation (and summer break), we are first traveling my neighborhood, then fighting minifigs (Attack on Mini???) and then finally getting turned into paper for a bit, reversing that, and traveling around the world to stop a spy agency from making horrible decisions even though they are smart. Then, we take that concept and expand that to where we monitor main characters and timelines to make sure the right stuff happens, and then sometimes stuff happens, so crossovers may occur, and we may purposely wreck timelines or intervene in the timeline. As another idea, we get stuck on the internet, and after that, some of us start questioning existence. A bunch of meteors appear, carrying the next generation of heroes from an alternate future. We then fight a villain who can break the fourth wall (similar to a very famous red anti-hero) and then we break the "fifth wall" for ideas, where we start by attacking the villain, then revealing the real us are on a rooftop with a laser disk launcher, and then we reveal we're behind the poor confused villain, (and then in the bodies, just really small, then we are actually on a different planet on a different level of reality, and then we reveal the multiverse. The villain's brain overloads) using Canon to glitch the villain into nothingness painlessly, but then it turns out that Canon usage can affect our lifespans, so we all panic. So join us in the multiverse tomorrow! Coming soon: The new ideas list!!!!! Actual ideas: We open a hotel, we get new vehicles, our hobbies are revealed, more inventions, new costumes, mansion building, career wars, the Anconans and the Michaelis. Then we have titles/concepts: Voices in head, Alien psychics, Earth is inside out, Hollow Earth, All conspiracy theories, Conventional and unconventional uses for Canon at home and at work, Generation 0 and negative generational lore, Normal daily tasks but everything goes wrong, Real character development, Dragons and Pirates RPG world, A Connection Discovered, Multiverse Divergence Event: Splitting, Friends get stranded worlds apart, Truths uncovered, Resolutions, the answers to old questions leading to new questions, We discover that people playing an RPG very similar to our world are actually accessing our world, New allies from the players of the RPG, We realize that new universal material is being generated by the devs, Investigation begins, More of the Watcher’s kind in different multiverses discovered, Innovators, Crusaders, Coordinators, Builders (Humans of the other multiverse), Instructors, Constructors, Destroyers, Architects, Wanderers, Traders, Makers, Forgers, Inventors, Wreckers, Guiders, Founders, Creators, Menders, Timers, Worlders, Canoners, Multiversers, Searchers, Finders, Engineers, Prophets, Executors, Protectors, Guardians, Monitors, Seers, Catchers. Some are hostile. We have to stop them.

Plot armor lore and explanation: Powerful suit of armor made from True Canon. It is a reactor by itself, as its design was made to constantly loop and reflect Canon energy around the suit, multiplying itself to high levels. This energy then allows the suit to energize and create weapons by reading the users’ thoughts. The armor does have a core reactor to focus its energy. It can also use its energy to heal, fire energy beams, allow the user to learn certain techniques instantly, provide higher mental speed, boost reflexes and strength, and instantly heal the user from otherwise mortal wounds as long as there is enough energy. Each suit can be customized for the user. In addition, the suit can link up to other artifacts to boost them. In cases of last resort, the suit can temporarily increase all its power output and usage to over 500% of normal usage, where multiversal portals and special attacks can be used instantly, with no charging required. It is said by many to be the perfect fusion of magic and technology. The suit can also function in space, as it can generate necessary components for its user to have mobility in space and survive there. There is a built-in Canon refiner and purifier, but the purifier cannot work on Canon that has been too corrupted on its own. As for its defensive capabilities, the suit can generate fields of energy, meaning that energy and physical shields are possible. Even if the user is wielding a normal object instead of an artifact or Canon-infused/charged accessory, the suit can envelop the object in Canon energy and power it up. If the other defenses fail, the last line of defense is when the suit mobilizes all of its power to alter reality to ensure that attacks either miss completely or do not result in a fatal wound. If the suit has enough power, it can also generate a portal to redirect the attack or completely deflect the attack off the armor. Ethan’s particular suit is modified to suit his fighting style and accommodate his tools. Normally, there are slots in the forearms near the wrists that serve as pockets for the Flashlight of Doom and Ruler. There is a four-dimensional pocket and a deployable leash, along with a shield/tool generator. Finally, the suit is able to interact with Ethan’s various special vehicles, serving as a unique starting key.

A complete history and lore of the ruler:

It originated as many components from different multiverses that united to form one uncontrollable staff, which was then condensed into the Canon rod that Ethan turned into a ruler and grabbed. Once, in the era of the Monkey King, the legendary warrior retired, putting his staff back into place to hold up the ocean. A mind-controlled mecha-dragon from an alternate past timeline where time travel had been misused showed up and attempted to throw the universe into chaos. As it roared, it somehow knocked the staff (golden cudgel/magic staff that holds the entire ocean up/giant measuring rod apparently used by ancient deities (so, aliens in disguise) to measure the world in the old days) out of position, causing the seas to simply crush the Earth from the inside out. Somehow, the tectonic plates survived and formed a flat plane, a realm the surviving humans began to call... Asgard. Meanwhile, in a rebooted world, Asgard survived. The king invented a ruler and enchanted it to be able to change size. The ruler expanded so large that it crushed Asgard, causing the universe to be rebooted again. The ruler returned as a rod that had no purpose but to hold up a window on a support beam of a castle that supported the universe. When the rod snapped and the universe rebooted again, the Exalted Ones suddenly began to take an interest in such an entity. After the rod rebooted as a cudgel for a shepherd, the shepherd accidentally dropped it in a multiversal anomaly, enchanting it. It turned all his sheep into chickens after he wished for eggs. Terrified, the shepherd threw the cudgel down a cliff, where it floated through the ocean, ending up in a whirlpool that fulfilled the universe’s requirements for creating a portal to the Exalted Ones’ realm, since a meteor flew straight into the whirlpool, giving the whole arrangement a lot of energy. Before the portal fully opened, the cudgel turned the whole shepherd’s house into gold, since he had sent the ruler to its next point in life. The shepherd survived the witch trials (for having a house made of gold suddenly), but the Space Vikings from Neo Asgard were the end for him. The cudgel fell through the portal, which the Exalted Ones instantly closed. They grabbed the dimension where the cudgel came from and transformed it into a glass chamber where a book that would be the guide to the multiverse would materialize due to the unique energy. The cudgel was transformed into an unstable rod of Canon for the experiments. Unfortunately, it turned out that none of the Exalted Ones could handle it. At that moment, Ethan appeared in the room, turning the rod into a canonically powerful ruler of his choice. The rest was history. Neo Asgard will return. It is a fate engraved in stones, near the cave where the shepherd’s spirit was said to rest. The spirit, now going by the name Yande, is found by a little kid named Xavier. His subsequent attempts to help a friend, Zeke, get through a personal loss through strange experiences, cause the world to go out of balance, and the MANCM step in, only to find the warning left behind on the strange rock.

The Arch of Doom Over-Arc:

Part 1: A New Era: The Zombie Invasion, The Obliterators, Aliens: Point of Origin, Rise of Neo-Asgard

Part 2: Endless Assault, Resistance Revived, Dreamtech: Flash in the Dark, Nede: Light Fate

Part 3: Anything But Calm: The Hallowed Ones, The Weavers, The Redeemer, The Feelingless

The Ironic Cliffhanger Conclusion

The Old Age Arc: Explanation Required, Hank’s Departure, Joe’s Retirement, Ayan and Yash Leave, Matt Vanishes, Vincent’s Hideout, Ethan’s Stasis, Remy’s Escape, Bold Return, Hyperspace Conflicts

Rise of the Pegasus Arc: Atlantis Rising, Legends, Expanded, Contracts, Exposed, Fleeing, Marauders, The Garden, Steampunk, Pickaxe of Myth, Asgard’s Attack, Trapped, Fifth Season: Harvest, Dragon, New World, Rise of the Pegasus, Sentient Plant, Time Freeze, Perception of Truth, Neo-Asgard Invades, Peacebroker, Neo-Atlantis, Sacrifice, Treaty, Reconstruction, Solar Sails, Through The Triangle, Celestia

Mini-Arc: The Eight (Once Twelve) Cooks of Celestia: Tasteless, Bitter Salt, Savory Spice, Sweet Sour, Cold and Warm, Polar Opposites, Contest, Outcome, Prize, Sibling Rivalry, Discovery, Modernia Found

Cause for Alarm, Counterparts, Three-Way Battle, Gearworld Intervention, Non-Betrayal, Trapped in Elsewhere, Ethereal Assistance, Escape, Those Left Behind, Wanderer, Return of W, Anger and Calm

The Reset Arc:

Jay flew through the cosmos on board the Excalibur III, called III for only one reason. The II got rebooted into the III, and the III had updated features such as a real life holographic TV, meaning that he could punch a picture of somebody, and they would get punched in real life. Remy ran into the cabin, holding a cup of Charged Coffee (hyper powered) and a retconner. He set the retconner down on the table and a hologram of Ayan appeared. Jay activated the TV and punched the picture of Ayan lightly on the shoulder. Down the hall, a shout of surprise was heard. Immediately, a warpgate appeared next to the Excalibur. Out from the warpgate came a huge ship, more like a blob with flashing lights. A huge spotlight came out from the front and began shining its light around. Suddenly, the light landed on the surface of the Excalibur. There came a huge buzz from the spacecraft, and it abruptly shapeshifted into the shape of a pyramid that seemed awfully familiar. Jay’s eyes somehow doubled in size, and then returned to their original state. The ship extended hyperwarp cannons, and fired them at the Excalibur III. Jay opened a warpgate with his own power reserves (faster, but more energy intensive), and the Excalibur teleported away into another realm. Remy quickly chugged down some coffee and his eyes began to glow as information from the Galaxy Vault flowed into him. “We are in the Negative Realm,” he spoke. “The home of the- error error error.” Remy’s eyes stopped glowing with a bright flash and he slumped to the floor, overloaded by a sudden lack of information necessary to keep the coffee from knocking him out. Jay stood up and walked over to the now-empty cup of coffee. From his sleeve extended a ruler, and lightning came down through the sunroof (utterly ineffective, I must tell you) and struck him. He walked from the smoke covered from head to toe in golden Transmetal III. He lifted the ruler over his head, and brought it down onto the cup. The cup exploded, and the Excalibur lurched as a random multiversal hyperwarp jolt caught up with it. There was a tremendous roar as the engines accelerated and slammed into the ship. A wrenching jolt, and all was still as the mega-shock absorbers brought the engines back into their place and prevented them from pulverizing the ship. Jay nudged Remy with his toe. The doors opened and Remy-CLASH ran over and supported Remy as he suddenly awakened from his Super-Sugar-Saturation sickness. He then picked him up and took him out of the room. Suddenly Mr Red Herring ran into the room, but then Remy’s foot suddenly moved and tripped him so that he fell to the floor, but he was able to keep his balance and not fall. “Sir! The enemy is approaching the ship! Taking evasive actions, sir!” he yelled. “No need for that, we have no time to waste on this slow little triangle.” Jay pressed a button on the dashboard and a warpgate opened up in front of the ship. Through it, Jay saw the ship, a huge ominous mass lurking in the depths of time. Jay took a picture of it with his camera, sent it to his TV, and zoomed in. He gasped. In the front windshield (which was tiny, but the camera had infinite zoom) he saw the Belowers. Just as he laid eyes on them, a massive shock raced through his mind, and the Belowers disappeared from the window. Abruptly, the lasers on the pyramid fired, and two shots echoed through the void. They arced through the warpgate, but they only bounced off of the ship and rocked the Excalibur III instead. A red light came on in the cabin. The doors opened again and Remy-CLASH ran into the room on his faster-than-light go-cart (brand new), avoiding the door and instead choosing to go through the wall. He reached up, plugged his finger into the outlet, and held his nose. The computer blipped, and a database of information appeared. Remy-CLASH unplugged his finger, looked up at Jay, and left the room by way of the same route from which he came in. Jay scrolled through the data, and eventually he found the title (at the bottom, apparently). As soon as it came onto the screen, the entire TV flashed black and the screen evaporated. Thankfully, Jay was able to materialize it again, but the system was corrupted and the TV would not work. Jay hit it a couple of times with his ruler in frustration, but that only added dents which then angered him even more. There came a rumble as the warpgate (still open) began to shake and collapse. The ship on the other side at that very moment had noticed the Excalibur. From the nose of it it extended a cannon twice the size of the Excalibur, and fired it at the portal. The rim of the warpgate began to shake, fizz, and then it began to expand. The nose of the ship was already through. It was at this moment that Remy had woken up in the sleeping room. Remy donned his space helmet and went out to the hangar, which was located on top of the ship, using the nose as a runway. Jay was waiting for him as the massive ship finally cleared the warpgate and shot its hyperlaser at the Excalibur, lighting itself up with an array of energy beams as it powered up its most powerful weapon. The hyperlaser flew through the void, creating gateways to other dimensions as it did so, and closing them just as it made them. Jay nodded to Remy, and they both boarded Remy’s new speeder. Remy then pulled a lever and the speeder lifted off from the platform. The sound of wheels accompanied that sound and Jay turned around to see Remy-CLASH sitting in his go-cart wearing a helmet identical to Remy’s, being pulled along with a grappling hook. Remy turned to Jay and smiled. It was at this moment that the hyperlaser made contact with the ship. The Excalibur III exploded into thousands of pieces, catapulting both speeders and go-cart out through the warpgate, past the behemoth of the ship, and out into far space beyond the limits of the universe. In the cockpit of the ship, a being spoke to a crowd of other beings. “We have done it, but we have failed. No, you have failed. If this utter failure happens again, one of you will go.” “But sir,” another piped up. “We didn’t know that they had speeders-” “Silence!” shouted the first being. “Speeders or not, we have destroyed their ship. Jay will never know what hit him. Now, any volunteers? No? Then back to work!” All of the beings immediately left the room through various means of entrance, including a nonexistent vent. In the pilot’s seat, the being reached into its pocket and pulled out the Creative Timeline Record copy from so long ago, opened it, and, one finger over the figure of Jay, pressed down and, from his pocket, produced one forbidden key of the Keyboard of Power. It was the “mousepad” key, the one key that was never going to fit into the keyboard. The being reached over and, still holding Jay, pressed down “revert.” Far out in the expanses of space, Jay gasped, and fainted. Suddenly, a terrible band of villains appeared. Mustache Man, the most infamous convict ever to exist in the multiverse, a being who used his mustache as his fists. Paper Man, Scissor Man, and Eraser Man all appeared. Eraser Man has a lifelong rivalry with Hank due to obvious reasons. Year-Round-Schooling Man and Elementa-Man also popped up. All of them were in their own flying go-carts catching up. Suddenly, Remy pulled the brakes as the speedster hurtled into the mess of villains. The go-kart flew past and slammed into the villains, knocking them backwards onto a planet, conveniently an Earth. (Earth-84) (Remy-CLASH had teleported away at the last second, and the go-cart had exploded. Another machine failure in Remy’s book. Not the first, but not the last, either.) Jay regained consciousness and turned to Remy with a disappointed expression. He then reached down and marked another tally in a ledger that had suddenly appeared out of virtually nowhere. “I had a feeling that would blow up eventually. Mistakes were made,” Jay sighed. “Next time, I’ll do the steering, and you can build the ship.” Remy looked around and toggled the power away from the villains. Back at base, another speeder activated its engines, and flew out of a warpgate down to the planet behind the villains, burning down swathes of land as its engines sought to counteract the atmospheric pressure that had suddenly began to impact an atmospheric-pressure-proof spacecraft. The villains turned, and teleported down. Eraser Man made the first move when he “erased” the speeder. Jay whipped out his ruler, but that was erased too. (Don’t worry, it came back somehow). Jay then ran up to Eraser Man and yeeted him with his now-existent ruler, seemingly erasing Eraser Man. As it turned out, that ruler is basically indestructible and immune to all attacks due to being made from Transmetalnamium X and the highest concentration of Canon in the multiverse. (That ruler is so overpowered at this point!!!) Jay swung it around and struck it right into Eraser Man again, who was swiftly and actually erased (haha) from existence. Year-Round-Schooling Man began to rant about how breaks should be shortened but was quickly silenced when Remy pitched him off of a cliff. Suddenly, Remy-CLASH appeared and slammed into Elementa-Man. Jay swung his ruler and knocked them both into a pocket dimension, where they continued tussling. Hank appeared briefly, and Paper Man shredded himself (he was made of paper). Scissor Man snapped at Remy, but then he activated his brick armor and punched him instead. Elementa-Man reappeared and then quickly disappeared as Remy-CLASH yeeted him into the void. The Mustache Man ran towards Remy, but quickly Jay pulled out his ruler and made him run the other way. Jay, Remy-CLASH, and Remy returned to the school with their jetpacks. Thankfully, nothing blew up.

The Arrival of Omnesence, the All Knowing

“Alright, everybody, suit up,” shouted Remy in the main hold of the Overpower as they cruised through space. “We have picked up signs of life in this sector of space, and we are going to go look for it.” Ayan whistled as he donned his personal space-suit. “Why can’t we do this with our spaceships? I forgot.” asked Jay. “Because life is a very intelligent life. Also, you forget everything after ten seconds,” replied Remy. Remy walked over to the main computer and inserted his key into the slot. A robotic voice said, “IDENTIFICATION CLEARED. ACCESS GRANTED TO MAIN COMPUTER.” Remy withdrew his keycard just as Ayan tripped and fell. Remy turned. “Why did you do that?” “No, it wasn’t me! I was about to kick that bottle when it kicked me!” Remy turned to Jay. Jay smiled, and slid his ruler into his sleeve. Alright, you people. Into the launching bay. We’re going down.” Remy walked over to the launching bay and boarded his speeder. Matt followed suit, but managed to sit on top of it instead, where there was a convenient rocking chair. Jay boarded next to Remy, and he activated the launch catapult. Matt’s speeder went first, with Matt sitting on top munching popcorn with a headset on, holding two really long sticks plugged into the craft. As the launch catapult activated, Matt pulled one of the sticks, and the engine began to roar. The catapult fired, and Matt was dragged along, pulled by his foot strap, dangling behind the craft. Remy and Jay went next, and they swiftly picked up Matt, setting him back onto his speeder when they caught up with it. “And that is why, “ he said. “You don’t ride on top of speeders.” Matt nodded, and climbed back into his chair. Jay rolled his eyes and Matt pulled one of the long levers, reactivating the back-jet. Ayan appeared out of nowhere inside of his egg-pod. Jay then remotely steered his speeder down to solid ground. Suddenly, a laugh was heard. Remy looked down to see his speeder sink slightly into the planet upon which it had settled. Jay jumped out of the speeder and drew his ruler, which blossomed in a blindingly bright arc of power. He swung it at the planet (they were now in range). Suddenly, the ground on the planet began to move as an ancient being began to rise from it. Jay moved to jab at it, and it moved aside. It was at this point that Ayan and Matt had landed their speeders on the planet, and were watching with 3D glasses on. Abruptly, Remy moved, and a huge claw rose out of the ground and slammed into him just as he stepped sideways. Jay ran towards Remy, and another claw came out to stop him. Jay sliced through the claw, but suddenly the claw moved and avoided the blast of power. Matt teleported away to get more popcorn. Remy clambered out of a convenient drain entrance in the middle of nowhere and activated his brick armor, reaching out his hand for Jay’s ruler. Jay reached over and touched the central brick on the middle of the suit, which immediately became infused with ultrapower. Suddenly, the monster moved, and a jet of fire hit Jay away before he could fully charge up the uni-beam. Remy turned, and fired the beam. The arc of light glanced harmlessly off of the monster’s hide, and it turned towards him. “I am Omnesence. I call myself Omni. You can call me your destroyer,” it said. “You have no power against me. I can predict all your moves before they happen. I can also read your thoughts!” Suddenly, Jay lashed out towards Omnesence, but the monster blocked the attack immediately, instead flicking the power into space, where a couple of stars exploded. Jay used his retconner to nullify the attack. Remy yelled over to Jay, “Try a diversion, maybe we can charge up the beam from behind.” Jay nodded back. Remy shot the uni-beam again, shapeshifting into a huge spaceship. Remy shot out two hyper torpedoes just as the monster noticed Ayan, who was still chilling. Suddenly a volcano went off, rocking Remy’s ship. The torpedoes were hit out of flight by a huge tentacle as it arced over to block the hit. Suddenly, the USS Horizon Kai appeared from a warpgate, and shot two ultra-powered torpedoes into the monster. It collapsed in pain, and suddenly, the planet inverted as the monster flipped around. Jay fell towards Remy, and in the last second was able to finish charging the uni-beam. Remy spun around and shot the beam at the monster. It vaporized huge sections of its body, but the monster then spun around and hit Jay out into a pocket dimension. Ayan took out his hyperblaster and began firing it, but the shots were glancing off. Suddenly, a huge roar filled the cavern as the Excalibur IIII (fresh from the line, in Jay’s company) flew in through the rock using tons of C4. Yash stood in the bow, waving his hands as he piloted the huge ship into the monster. It sank into the monster’s heart and into the rock below, but at the last second the monster tore itself away and quickly healed. The Excalibur IIII fired its lasers at Omnesence... and then exploded from the damage. Jay realized Remy had not built the ship, but he had provided the materials. Remy deactivated his suit and teleported to the ground. Suddenly, Red Herring appeared, took out of his pocket a little box, and disappeared again. Jay ran over to the box and identified it as a C10. Remy gulped and pulled Jay away as fast as possible. The box blipped once and exploded, shattering the cavern and revealing it to the void of space. Jay mentally wrote a note to hunt down Red Herring later. Remy activated his brick armor and transformed into a spaceship. He then used his Canon-infused brick to fire his unibeam. However, Omni promptly dodged it and slashed at the ship. The ship fell into two as the monster’s claw knocked Remy out. Jay swung forward with his ruler, but the monster was too fast and dodged the blow. Jay was genuinely surprised. Suddenly, Ayan made an air bubble around himself with his suit. Then, he took out a titanium slurpee straw and blew into it. A hurricane force gust shook the monster throughout, allowing Jay, fully powered up with ultra power, to strike the monster for the (maybe last) time. Matt at that point appeared with his popcorn, removed his helmet to try and eat it, suffocated, and quickly disappeared again. Just then, the GOAT appeared!!! It was very hungry that day. Noticing Omni, he activated his vacuum suction mouth and absorbed the monster. Omnesence stood no chance against this powerful and unpredictable being who he could not dodge, and was quickly and swiftly sucked into the great belly of the GOAT, who burped contentedly. (Eating Omnesence gave him special powers, but nobody knows about that yet.) Jay and Ayan looked at each other with wide eyes and then shrugged. Remy stood relatively unsurprised. Matt reappeared, gasping heavily. His oxygen levels were still recovering. Just then, the USS Horizon Kai landed in front of the group. Its ramp extended down, and everyone got on. The GOAT noticed a potted plant, but the baby deer (Hank’s pet, remember it?) was already occupying the eating area. Luckily, the GOAT was quite full already, so it lay down on a rug in the ship’s lounge for a long nap. Jay decided that he and his team definitely needed some time off again after all this hard work, so they had a vacation.

Side story: The Quest For Extra Credit!

The class (all except for the people from REBOOT) and the school were all convinced that Mr Ancona was not evil. However, Mr Ancona was evil. (He survived???) So once upon a time, Jay raided Mr Ancona's fancy mansion in order to steal the extra credit codes. He didn't make it very far before he found the vault on the side of a staircase. However, when he opened it, he found the vault to be empty. He turned his transmetalnamium reserve from his 4D pocket into a laser pointer and began cutting the walls.

USS Horizon: The Great Venture

The Tale of the Great Easter Hunt for the Grail of Greatness

Run: A Story of Resilience

The Happiest Day

The Coming of... Absolutely, Definitely, Certainly, Not Jinxed: Nothing... Right???

Travel Guide to the Multiverse

The Totally Accurate Documentary of MMMS

The Prophecy of the Year 5000

The Day of The New Year

New Realms, New Challenges

The Final Verdict

The end of Volume 8

Volume 9: Tech of REBOOT, How the Universe/Multiverse Works/Originated, Tales of an Extra Crossover

Tech of REBOOT

Hank Versus A Million Deer 3

Hank Versus the Bald Dino Deer 4

How the Universe/Multiverse Works/Originated

Tales of an Extra Crossover: Intelligence Network

Christmas Journeys (Tech-Santa)

Remy Meets... An Owl???

Pepper Man’s Origin

A Wild World: Multiversal Mania

Hidden idea: A bully and the one they bullied both get stuck in a VR world and work together to survive, unaware of each other's identities, a spaceship escapes a planet that has fallen to forces of darkness. 

Extra story: A young boy with a missing limb and severely wounded body builds his own prosthetics with the help of robots and becomes a vigilante which nobody knows about. He still attends normal school. He soon meets another version of himself from a very different universe. Their timelines begin to merge... They meet the spies and battle Crosscut and Dispatch, two enemy agents. Then a spy family appears... If everything was off brand (again), rearming, creating new gadgets, breaking the timelines, fixing them

Multi-Earth - A lot of Earths in one dimension. This is the type of world that the Generation 0 universe is.

Final-Earth - The so-called last Earth in the world. In reality it was the last one made in the multiverse.

Earth-Spacebase - A massive O'Neill cylinder, as all of the Earthly occupants had fled to it after the sun blew up their Earth. The sun later became two separate stars. This space station has lots of power plants and is home to one of the universe's stability engines. (Motors which keep the current universe stable.) Multiverse-Earth - The “last” Earth to ever exist, it is a theoretical concept that will possibly last forever. 

End of Volume 9

Volume 10: Record of the Convergence, Forever From The Dark Void, The Extradimensional Last Stand

(First, some happier, short, mostly unconnected stories!)

A Monkey, A Goose, A Deer, A Bear, and some other Monsters that Invaded

The Kitchen Wars: VHS Tape Lost and Found Edition

Hank Vs The Deer 5

Hank Fights Deer 6

The Dark Star Quadrilogy:

Terminal Velocity, New Fronts, Extinction Event, Ancient Discoveries

Warped Mirror

Dark Future

Carcer Unleashed

Lost Hope

For the Cause

Brainwashing

Broken Mind

Doomed Cover Up

Not Over Yet

Last Chance

Failure is Impossible

One Hundred Percent

Call for Allies

Ending Loop

Exalted Resolve

Corrupted Rebirth

Record of the Convergence:

“You will not be saved from my wrath. I am an omniversal being, you fool! I will trample you beneath my feet!” Remy defiantly fired the last beam in his blaster at Entity. “I don't need saving. I do the saving!” Vincent yelled, “It’s over, Entity!” and pressed the button inside Entity’s personal pocket dimension. As Entity realized what Vincent had done, he screamed, but it was too late. The suit he wore turned its energy on itself, burning both the suit and wearer. Then the robotic parts bent out of place due to its malfunctioning anti-gravity and magnetic powers. As Entity screamed, his body was penetrated by hundreds of metal parts at once. Then all the plastic inverted and pierced Entity with a sickening crunch. Entity’s own blades (now without a controller) turned around and flew right into their former user’s head. The body slumped over and fell back, leaning against the wall. Remy looked at Vincent. “Ooh. That had to hurt a lot.” “No less than he deserved,” said the exhausted voice of Jay. Remy ran over to help him up and said, “Great, we won, now, what should we do with this evil beast? I get the feeling that if we don't seal him up properly, he will break out.” Vincent countered with the fact of: “Well, then some random prophecy will suddenly declare that Entity will break out sooner or later.” Jay sighed. “It’s a shame our latent powers don't work anymore. Now I can’t read into the future. Oh well. I know a place where we can seal him up. If we do it correctly and leave nothing for him, he should never be able to regenerate. Follow me.” Five hours later, the group was at a heavily secured vault in the Negative Realm. Jay turned to where the suit was stored. It was in a slumped-over position, leaning against an invisible wall. Jay then telekinetically moved the suit into a corner of the safe. He spammed a few hundred different types of defenses around the safe. Then he walked out of the safe and sealed the door, melting the lock into place. “As long as any of us avatars survive,” declared Jay, “Entity will be sealed up forever... hopefully.”

Forever From The Dark Void:

In the dark room hidden far below a place once filled with joy, a body lies, penetrated by a metal skeleton suit inside and out. On top of the robot’s skeleton, an old suit of unknown material resides. A burst of energy suddenly shakes the whole area. The suit and body begin to twitch. The lifeless eyes in the suit suddenly come to life and begin glowing orange... The exoskeleton looks around and raises itself off the ground. Where the jaw once was, a shadow grins. In the realm of evil spirits, in a place permanently permeated by darkness, a being shrouded in darkness awakens and stretches its arm out. In the real world, the exoskeleton begins to convulse and change, and spikes begin to emerge from the petrified suit. Elsewhere, a group of old stone soldiers in a tomb begin to awaken, zombies suddenly reanimate by themselves, and in yet another location, metal robots of ancient times begin to eerily glow and move around. The lifeless body in the suit suddenly starts moving. The shadow using the suit evilly laughs...

Elsewhere, a pod in space begins to glow. Inside, Jay begins to reawaken after hundreds of years.

The Extradimensional Last Stand:

Jay realized who he once was. He had a life before this, and he had friends to protect.

The end of Volume 10

(Everything gets rebooted again, and the world returns to the state of the neo-classic merger multiverse.)

Conclusion, but not the end of everything. The world of REBOOT continues in another universe cluster/ pocket/time loop. (!!!) Meanwhile, in/on another ion/atom/Earth/world/planet/galaxy/universe/multiverse...

The Shadow Corps, aka Alpha Company, aka Revenge and Destruction, aka Squadron Omega 5. Their job: to handle cases that the MANCM are too busy to work on at the moment, and turning the tide when CHAOS (Ethan) needs them most. He funded their bases across the galaxy, and they have members that live seemingly regular lives... Not even the rest of the MANCM members are aware... of their existence.

Task Log: Data Salvaged From ???

Mission 01: Strategic Takeover

Mission 02: Phantom Busters

Mission 03: Transport and Release

Mission 04: Handling the Side Missions

Mission 05: Going Solo

Mission 06: In the Dark

Mission 07: Countering the Evil AI

Mission 08: Peacekeeping AI that went Evil

Mission 09: Riot Control

Mission 10: The Evil Within

Mission 11: Important Delivery

Mission 12: VIP Escort

Mission 13: Temporal Investigation

Mission 14: World Repair

Mission 15: Mop-up Operations

Mission 16: Cleaning Up

Mission 17: The Delegation

Mission 18: The Treaty

Mission 19: Holding the Line against the Aliens

Mission 20: Final Task: Getting to Safety

A view into the future by the new Watcher:

One collection has two records. One record has two chronicles. One chronicle has two generations. One generation has one chapter. One chapter has three volumes. One volume has three or four stories and multiple lore-filled short stories. One story has many tales. One tale has a lot of history, which is lore, made up of accounts, made of Canon. Then, somehow, Canon makes up collections too. (Wait, how???)

Generation 1: The tale of the MANCM

“This was the very beginning... right? Right???”

Generation 2: The Canon Legend of REBOOT

“Out with the old, in with the new! Welcome to the restarted world.”

Generation 3: LEGEND in the world of Earth-Infinity

“Never forget anything. You’ll regret it later, so don't.”

Generation 4: LEGACY in the world of Alternia

“Was that all a dream? If it all was, that means that...”

Generation 5: Omniversia, the land of the Exalted Ones

“Maybe there is a multiverse of multiverses out there.”

Generation 6: Jay Turns Evil, and some of his Friends Turn Evil Too

“If you live long enough, you get to see yourself become the villain.”

Generation 7: Surviving the Apocalypse, The Time Split

“It’s the end of days, desperate times require desperate measures.”

Generation 8: Repairing the Wounds aka The True Time Heist

“When time traveling, do not meet yourself.”

Generation 9: Gathering the Forces

“Teamwork makes the dream work. Especially a good group.”

Generation 10: The End of Existence (Again)

“It never really ends... Look out and be careful.”

Generation 11: The Final Battle for the Multiverse

“Good things are only temporary. Evil is harder to destroy.”

Generation 12: Something Else Happened

“Heed the warnings. Knowing too much is a curse.”

Generation 13: The Unlucky Universe

“Some things are better off left unknown.”

Generation 14: The Merger/Invasion

“Nobody will believe you. You will fail.”

Generation 15: A New Beginning, Meeting the Creator

“Freedom is a precious thing. Keep it.”

Generation 16: Freedom, Leaving Home

“See the world, enjoy the sights. Stay safe.”

*Static* (Signal intercepted from unknown sender. Decoding. Decryption complete. Message below.)

Vincent’s Arc/Self-Contained Generation Teaser:

After the events of the Multiverse of Lore, Vincent decides that it would be a cool idea to explore the outer, less known parts of the multiverse, and finds a strange planet with many different biomes, and a light in the center. Vincent, knowing that this is undiscovered, decides to use this place as a home for a while and research some of the inhabitants and biomes in it. This is the wacky world of Vincent and Co. Other Creator: I have actually made a separate document that contains a new universe and more. It is newly made from the old template. The world is unfinished. It is being worked on; if you want to see my progress so far, you can find it here. I may keep some updates here so that I can track some progress.

Vincent’s Arc Update log

2.0: The exploration arc is finally done, only took like 5 months to actually work on. Production should be back on schedule

(Oh, something from outside our world? Fascinating... Let us see what this is... Wait, there’s another Creator??? This changes everything... I need to tell the others immediately! Who’s this? Wait, wait, no!!!

*Broadcast ended. Resuming normal playback.*

Generation 0/17: The Lost Generation:

“Just when we thought it was finally over...”

Part 1:

The Missing Years: The Beginning

Realm Wars

Multiversal Voyages Volume 2

The Omniverse... of Darkness

The Unknown Beyond of Greatness

Origins of the World and the Artifacts

Corrections Required

Hard Reset

Part 2:

The Very First Prototype

He Who Was Unseen

The Forgotten Ones

The Original Canon

The Vengeful Souls

The Beings of Chaos

The Dark Universe

The Rebellion Begins

End of Part 2. The Fight Against the Exalted Ones is Coming Soon... The Creator is prepared for a fight...

Side story:

OPERATION REWINDER

Section 1:

Overpowering the Defenses

Programming a Artificial Intelligence

Extraterrestrial Assistance

Return of the Eight

Atrium of the Deposed

The Past Unburied

In Another Time

Octagram Conundrum

Not a Hazardous Job

Section 2:

Rescuing the Watcher

Especially This Incident

Waking the Ancient Rage

Injuries of Proud Ones

Never Again to Be Seen

Dealing a Critical Blow

Ending All of It

Reloading the World

Generation 18: Danger Zone

“Here we go again.”

Generation 19: Trip Through Memory Lane

“Secrets from the past are about to be unveiled.”

Generation 20: One Last Time

“It has all been leading up to this.”

Extras: Generations: Destination, New Evolution, Extinction Event, The End

Generation 21: The Next Team

Generation 22: Waves Of Adversity

Generation 23: The Internal War

Generation 24: A New Adventure

Generation 25: Tying up the Lore

Generation 26: The Road Not Taken

Generation 27: Disclosure, Divergence

Generation 28: Special Investigations Department

Generation 29: Enemy At The Door

Generation 30: The Universe Battle

Generation 31: Ancient Discoveries

Generation 32: The Team Up

Generation 33: Memory Trauma

Generation 34: Events Revealed

Generation 35: All the Earths

Generation 36: A Possible Permanent Retirement

Generation 37: Return To Chaos

Generation 38: A Team Effort

Generation 39: Reparations and Amends

Generation 40: The Final Act... of Unity

Omniscientific technologically magical index/glossary

(Published by REBOOT)

Some Companies:

Ethan's new company: Ethan's Excellent Electronics and Extras

Ethan's Excelling Ultra Metro-transport Mega-subspace Warp-drive Rapid-travel Supersystem Multitrain

Matt's new company: Matt's Mats and More, Matt's the Mechanist's Mechanical Mechs

Remy's new company: R.S. R&D Co. (Roads and Docks), Remy's Radical Retcons

Remy's Extraterrestrial Base: MCRSD, (the Mars Central Research and Science District) (I am the head CEO, owner of the facility, and I hold all rights, by the ruling of the R.D.S “?” Policy, to the base. It is my security policy insurance, I am its owner, and nobody else (except for Ethan and Matt), can use it. I still own it. Them 'using it' is just as insurance that if somebody griefs their work, then they tell me where it is and what has been griefed and then if I have time, I will try to fix it. Ethan is the co-manager of MCRSD and can use it for stories, but is not allowed to grief it in any way. He can, however, install coffee stands and non-nuclear vending machines. Only I get to have flying nuclear vending machines. - Remy, 4XXX)

Newer characters to be used later in a new mystery: Lilly, Pranaya, Hayden, nobody, nobody, nobody.

A Great Mystery: No Spoilers (written by the fans, edited by Ethan approximately seventy-seven times)

So anyways, in an alternate universe seen by Ethan, who borrowed the Watcher's telescope, a nuclear apocalypse happened. Lilly, Pranaya, and Hayden were near a bunker that was newly installed under Mr Ancona's desk. Mr Ancona invited them inside. Meanwhile Ethan was left outside and he started to panic, later hiding inside the closet and using its teleporter to escape to the moon, where he built a moonbase that the OG Canon universe’s Ethan used as a template for when he was building his own Moonbase and Marsbase. The bunker was really big and it was a nice place to live in, but then Lilly started to argue with Pranaya. Lilly went and poked Pranaya with a poisoned pencil, the pencil being provided by the imposter. Hayden thought she knew who the impostor was and hid inside a closet, only to be found by Mr Ancona and “permanently paralyzed”. Then Mr Ancona found Lilly, who was paralyzed. Then Mr Ancona randomly fell down. He looked up. The imposter... was Yash. (Credits begin. Ethan smiles and leaves. Bagel barks.)

Ideas: Bald dino deer, evil counterpart of Ethan, The Chungus Bunny invasion, a possible Monkey King crossover, The return of Beeg Chonk, Emperor Yish, The new Pigporkablyse mafia, the wolf hero/building inspector, kid goes to sleep and teleports to REBOOT, Jay passes on his great powers to a noble human, everyone forgets about the daily agenda, Ethan's friends get scattered to many different themed realms, Abovers and Belowers battle, Beyonders arrive, Precursor universe, the Creator shows himself, releases REBOOT to the universe, freeing them so they can have their own adventures, flying cloud vehicle, cults battle, Ethan somehow transfers his consciousness and powers to somebody pure of heart who finds his resting place in the far future, a great odyssey around the globe begins in many different vehicles (Flying cities) and then the tour travels the universe, USS Horizon Voyages, power limit in this universe, company generator, why Mr Ancona became evil in REBOOT, and Ancona and Salty Man's origins, talking goldfish, Jay gets stuck in a VR world, and Ethan disappears and comes back 10+? years later to save his friends, the full tales of the spyworld, the USS Horizon’s travels throughout the story, everyone gets a new pet.

Accessories and overpowered artifacts:

Flashlight of Doom, plot device, convenient music player, time machine, retconner, plot and chair armor, Ethan/Jay’s special ruler, Wisdom Mirror, Keys of Power and the Keyboard of Power, the PRFL

Law of who-knows-what: The fact that the laws of Ethan's universe are capable of randomly changing. Most of the time, the MANCM resides in their city-sized school, but sometimes, they travel elsewhere. 

Warpgate explanation: A powerful tunnel built by Canon that goes through its own dimension. How the tunnels never overlap is unknown. However, breathable air has been noted to exist in the winding tunnels.

The Order of the Plot Wielders:

An ancient secret society that first discovered the Canon and learned how to use it. The new base was built inside a crater on Mars. The old headquarters was based on the Moon, built on top of an ancient alien ruin. In those ruins, the first Canon and a set of keys were found. In a dark room, there was a mirror that could deflect the Flashlight of Doom, the retconner, and the multi-pen. Ethan once trained under this society before he met the Exalted Ones, using their old base to build a portal into a higher realm. This unfortunately exploded. Ethan vanished, and that area of the moon was made very uninhabitable. Later, Ethan returned, but as the society had abandoned their base, Ethan thought they were all gone. However, they had actually relocated to a new location. Ethan would later go try to find them, but without success.

Armors:

Transmetalnamium: I, II, III, all exceedingly overpowered. I was great, II was better, and III was basically indestructible. They are all worth a lot of money and very rare. It can only be found on one planet so far.

Transmetal I: Originates from Earth 10.5. Codenamed chrome armor. It was the first prototype of its kind. A vortex deposited some metal stronger than anything in the universe and multiverse. Ethan changed the mixture to make it stronger by adding nanobots, and called it Ethanaminium, but later Ayan sued him for it, so the name was then changed to Transmetalnamium I. It consists of nanobots. It can insulate and conduct electricity, and serve as a magnet. It is fireproof, waterproof, and EMP proof, and has almost unlimited durability. This material is somewhat similar to another universe's metal, but it's stronger than almost anything. Ethan can mentally manipulate it. Nanobots ensure the armor can form almost anything.

Transmetal II: An improved alloy. It was refined with chromium to make an alloy with mini atom-sized reactors inside and improved nanotech. It has higher durability than the old version and can adjust its weight, along with changing shape and size. It can be made into a very powerful energized special paint.

Transmetal III: In REBOOT. Also known as Table Armor, or Vocab Armor, or Locker Armor. It is the most powerful armor so far, and was made from plot armor and chair armor, making its wearers resistant to the plot. Authors have no power over them. (Transmetal III is the shorter name for Transmetalnamium III.)

Transmetalnamium IIII: Called Transmetal IIII, it is retconner-powered plot armor that is indestructible.

Brick: Is wieldable only by Remy. It is summonable armor, which means that it can be summoned from anything around, in this case bricks. Anything that has the same looks and/or shape as a brick (can be a transmetalnamium brick) can be summoned to be part of the armor. The armor can be formed into any brick building, as well as any form of beast, being, or creature big enough to be made of assorted bricks.

Plot Armor: The first suit made by Ethan. It can be invisible when put onto others, but in Ethan’s universe, the armor is visible as a suit of armor whose appearance can be changed by the imagination of its user. Chair armor was originally more powerful than plot armor after it was made, but plot armor MK II was more powerful than chair armor. Eventually, plot armor II became power armor, and chair armor II (made later) became ultra armor. The plot armor became power armor, which was merged with ultra armor, the nanotech of transmetal I, and the chromium of transmetal II to make transmetal III. Plot armor was the prototype transmetal armor. The designs of both Chair and Plot armor were turned into transmetal III.

Chair Armor: Made by Ayan by using the design of plot armor and the power of the round spinning chairs. The power of the chairs made chair armor even more powerful than plot armor. Ethan noticed this and changed the design of his plot armor, giving it a newer connection to the Canon and updating the old technology, which was starting to get outdated. Chair and Plot armor were later turned into transmetal III.

Vehicle inventory: Nuclear vending machine mark I to IIII (the first three broke in various ways), (it looks like a rocket ship), prototype flying vending machine (Thunder mark zero), The Beeg Chonk 8 Wheeler.

Overpowered (good or questionably good) characters: Thantrick, Narrator, Turtle of Power, The Watcher

Info on the Watcher: The Watcher - supposedly omnipotent, but instead chooses to sit around and do nothing while the universe gets wrecked for his own entertainment. (He's still vulnerable to some beings.)

A side character:

T.H.E. G.O.A.T. - Ethan's class pet name stands for The Hyper Energetic (THE) Gastronomical Organic Actuated Turbo-Processor (GOAT). Can eat anything (and may eat the whole world one day if he's very hungry), and never gets indigestion. Anything he doesn't like... comes out in the exact state that it was before being eaten. (Say it was a brick, he ate it, disliked it, and ejected it. It will still be a brick.) His mouth doubles as a vacuum sucker, and he has a slurpee straw in his nose (the nose opens and it comes out). He can also do things, for example, if he eats a paper swan and dislikes it, he may spit out the swan in the shape of a frog. Besides his quite strange and unusual eating habits, he is essentially a normal goat in every aspect. He was made when Mr Ancona got frustrated with the deer, since they were not very good at obeying his exact orders. He took some spare mecha-deer parts along with two unicorn horns that were bent, a cookie, some rocket boosters, a chainsaw mouth, some strong derp power, a straw of pure transmetalnamium, some magical lines of code written on a paper of wit taken from the Egg Cult, and a vacuum cleaner. He then combined them all in a massive blender powered by an artificial brain. Then from the side, the GOAT burst out. Evil Mr Ancona was very proud. Unfortunately, the cookie made him hungry, and he sucked open a hole in the wall with his mouth and flew away, leaving a lot of property damage and repair bills for Mr Ancona. The GOAT joined REBOOT, putting his great hunger to good use.

More extras: The OP Arc: A plot-breaking story of a character literally designed to win in fictional character vs character wars, and can win against the entire multiverse because why not and the plot.

(The birth of a world where fictional characters fight endlessly because of the fan bases' endless warring.) Chapter 1: A Certain Narrator Gets Too Much Power And Misuses It To Wreck All Of The Multiverses

(The franchises also get taunted by the Narrator a little as he wins in every battle with very little effort) Chapter 2: The “1st” universe gets wrecked along with many franchises (well, I meant every franchise in the world) (We don't talk about this. Too many angry fan bases attacked us after this misadventure.) Chapter 3: Narrator (MC) fights everyone with the power of the Curator and OP artifacts (and wins)

(Oh no! The Narrator broke the power limit! Watch out franchises, the Narrator is coming towards you!!!) Chapter 4: The main character gets so overpowered the whole multiverse is destroyed and reformed into the one you are in now, and the MC came into the real world as a human. (Wonder who that could be?)

Matt apparently hates rational numbers. Remy has a fear of random letters. If you ask him, “Why (Y) do you (U) have a fear of random letters? Why (Y) ? (or something with the random letters as shown above) if there are at least two random letters he will be momentarily stunned. (Just pure random letters do not count.) If they are legit random letters as in the example, and there are at least five of them, he will fly through any roof over his head (leaving property damage bills), or just fly up into the sky and vanish.

The layout for the government of Earth-1111: (Quoted from “E.T. Han’s Big Book of Even Bigger Quotes”) The format is similar to the US government of Original-Earth. Multiple court systems and many large legal departments finally lead up to the MANCM Council of Worlds. The 8 members debate on important issues and control the laws at the highest levels of government. (Bagel might not be able to talk, but he now has developing telepathy powers.) Each of them has a specific role that helps the world’s citizens in their own way. The citizens have eradicated almost all personal conflicts and the whole planet is unified. Medical technology can now extend human lives all the way to 200 years, but after that, consciousnesses are automatically transferred to the Great Beyond, where their fate is unknown. This is due to the Law of Who-Knows-What. All the extinct species were brought back. No animal or plant is endangered any more, and humanity has met other alien species and began moving towards the stars, colonizing distant worlds in the Transcendence. The Omniverserous is the current flagship of the MANCM. It was built to explore the unexplored omniverse, the massive realm that encompasses all of the multiverses, which in turn contain multiple universes and timelines. The United Multiversal Intergalactic Joint Exploratory Council Of Worlds (The name of the world government, finally established after much conflict) has made its citizens aware of the multiverse (where anything is possible), and the concept has been largely accepted. The MANCM council mainly governs from Earth-1111, but each of the Earth’s has their own smaller individual government. Also, there are outliers like Orthanos III and Mars, which may not be Earths, but still exist in the Council. For example, there is Titanus, a massive planet that is inhabited by Titans. Matt is from this planet. Earth-0.1 is a small pocket dimension. Home to nanobots. It has a powerful cloaking device installed on it. Earth-(-0.1), the entry point to the Negative Realm and an extremely dangerous world. Earth-(-1), a multiverse of its own; also known as the Ayanverse. There is also the Youtuber Realm, the Internet Realm, and many other worlds. The Dark Universe is what exists beyond the multiversal barriers which were first placed by the Exalted Ones and eventually superseded by the Multiversal Walls and other defenses. These multiversal barriers are necessary to protect the multiverse from being corrupted. The omniverse is a realm that encompasses many multiverses, so it is likely that it has its own inhabitants and its own set of walls. The economy is working perfectly, and poverty has been eliminated. Factories and shops still do exist, and technology has advanced "exquadrillantally", resulting in flying cars, walking chairs, and self-building houses. Sometimes, the council gets to take time off to participate in their favorite activities such as supernova surfing, an extremely risky (but fun) sport; or multiversal go-kart, a game where players drive through portals between worlds and race to see who gets to the end the fastest. In certain areas of the multiverse, barrier worlds were put up. In these universes, worlds generate barriers that protect the multiverse from any incursions. However, the barriers occasionally break down, and often, the unexplored area brings many new threats and perils... but there are some perks. Stability generators were made to keep the world extra stable in case any new universes were added to the OG Earth-1111 universe. Luckily, it has been peaceful as of late, and many unexplored places are still being found today.

DNA subatomic particle molecular coding: It cannot be hacked except by the MANCM. Special devices that use these “magically technological” signals are used for all communications and have replaced all other mobile services used by the public. As far as the MANCM is concerned and knows, only the Exalted Ones would be able to decrypt these private messages, and they have better things to do. Hackers do not exist due to brainwave scans. Though they can scan brainwaves, the entire MANCM has vowed that they will never even attempt to decrypt their own technology unless extenuating circumstances (For example, hackers who can actually hack or others from different worlds and places using the technology for their own purposes/ends) occur, which ensures that there is public trust. In addition, the devices all use their own private self-monitoring (will self-destruct if examined without proper clearance, which is: All eight of the MANCM council members giving complete authorization with brainwave scans of each person and other necessary scans.) systems to make sure nobody is planning anything illegal. Yes, laws are voted on, and what is fair is decided by the citizens, who are all well-informed, vote every year, and all mentally know to do the right thing deep down inside due to some unknown convenient magical/canonical process or technology. However, crime is nonexistent due to the mental guidelines. This has ensured peace in the MANCM, but naturally has raised concerns in other species. However, the MANCM has already consulted all citizens to ensure they agree. They resign the agreement once every six months.) In reality though... Until people can be trusted to do the right things, they cannot be trusted to privately communicate. That’s why there are brand-new special mind-reading security cameras. (AI-run) These were installed when the Turtle became slightly worried (or paranoid) that alien symbiotes or radiation could mutate humans (which is also unlikely due to humans being genetically bolstered with Canon/magic/technology to ensure that they generally suffer less in all aspects of life, and that they can become a prosperous species that can continue governing themselves as they continue exploring the rest of the universe in the name of peace, equality, justice, and fun. However, deep down, Ethan always worries that what he has created will fall apart. To this end, he has taken measures to ensure that humanity does not tear itself apart, as it usually inevitably does. This was created as the final measure after the MANCM reviewed alternate universes for inspiration to see if their “somewhat extreme” methods were necessary. The evidence supporting the new methods was depressingly overwhelming, and so all mental security measures were put in effect.) Adults are still in the MANCM, but their presence is noticeably decreased compared to a standard company. This is due to the MANCM preferring more creative individuals, who are either children or children at heart...

Victory Fortress Layout: A base primarily on Earth-1111’s Nimbus Mountain range, with sections above and below ground. It is linked to all of the major cities through large tunnels, and the fortresses’ central superstructure has multiple vents that all lead to an elevator that grants access to the center of the planet, where transport can be arranged to other points on Earth-1111. In addition, the base has many hangars, and it is equipped with portals, reactors, and massive underground tunnel facilities to accommodate cities that undergo lockdown mode, where the cities engage defenses and armored domes. At the same time, they begin sinking into the ground through an expansive system of lifts, where they are transported to underground bunkers. As this happens, the remaining buildings above ground turn on planetary defense mode, and the terrain will alter itself to reveal concealed or cloaked defenses. The fortress has many turrets arranged along the mountains, and the infirmaries match the efficiency of those found in the cities. A superlaser has been installed, and a nearby space station serves as a backup base and a reflector for the laser, along with being a communications dish. In addition, the entire set of mountains can lift off as the base is a spacecraft that is capable of splitting into smaller components. Nanotechnology installed in the walls allows the mainframe computer to repair and upgrade the base as necessary. Portions of the base are linked to pocket dimensions, which can be used as escape routes as necessary. The MANCM also has a large factory there used for making their vehicles, and the lab has the best equipment of all the MANCM Earths. The base is very close to the ocean as well, meaning that access to aquatic vehicles is not an issue. The entire facility can be cloaked. There is also a mess hall and negotiation area, where treaties with many alien species were made. Ethan and Yash were the principal designers of the base, built at the beginning of the MANCM. Remy (who was making the new Earths) contributed to the overall design, and Vincent assisted with upgrades made later on in the timeline, namely, the newest technology.

Secret temporal base: Located at [REDACTED] Island, this underground facility is for any time-displaced MANCM members and civilians (who have a different nearby compartment) alike. Built through the use of time travel and displacement portals, Canon (and massive equipment) was used to create a structure on Earth-1111 (with identical facilities on the other Earth’s, which rarely have duplicate structures, and no {with rare exceptions} duplicate people) at the beginning of Earth-1111’s timeline. At some point, the first iteration of the MANCM discovered it and its purpose, discovering that they would construct the facility in the future. Members of the MANCM who have been temporarily displaced have orders to head to this facility, where portions of the base will alter their appearance to accommodate the agent’s time period. Time machines have been installed in the base, in order to return users to their proper times. In the event of an emergency, the base can both time travel and engage its interplanetary travel engines. Stasis pods have also been installed in the base, so that agents can hibernate until their proper time period, at which time they will be woken up, debriefed, and sent to the current iteration of the MANCM headquarters. Due to the base being constructed and sent from the far future, with the proper authorization, an individual (usually the council members) can access the base’s most advanced future technology, which rivals that of the best version of “Star Intergalactic Order True Hyper-Velocity X-999” Victory Fortress. The many hangars have spacecraft, multiverse-travel ships, black hole generator mobiles, aquatic vehicles, reality overwriting hovercraft equipped with retconners, above-ground vehicles, underground vehicles, and more. These, along with the formidable defenses (Assist four-dimensional protection printer, plot erasers, and others) of the Temporal Relocation Base Faculty, make the facility (which is generally located about one hundred meters below the surface, but has been raised above the ground (with towers and an entire city being built on the island, which turned out to be a UFO also from the far future, which the facility was the bridge and engine of), relocated, rebuilt, and expanded multiple times) a veritable army in its own right. 

Stonehenge: Alchemy portal, Hanging Garden: a flying fortress (that so happened to be a garden), Statue of Liberty: a mech, Pyramids of Giza: anti-extra-dimensional threat point-defense system, The Bermuda Triangle: a portal that leads to the other side of the universe, Great Wall of China: a petrified alien dragon

Ultra Cosmos latent power: Later becomes an independent individual who is well versed in all literature. Trace theory/prophecy: One day, the powers that be will build up too much and unleash the multiverse in its full confusion once again. Then, heroes will appear and turn that chaos into order. Said heroes are: Siblings with traces as well due to Canon exposure and gene-change. Meet the Pisces duo, who hate each other only when they are forced to work as a team, but get along in other circumstances quite well. Nonetheless... onto their powers: The ability to do almost anything when an extremely specific set of circumstances appear, and the ability to make a very specific set of circumstances happen. For some reason, they are very good at synchronized attacks. This even extends to debates. However, if nothing is distracting them, they usually (inevitably) will find something to argue over. Their attack is a flurry of kicks while shouting some very unintelligible words, likely something from some show they watched about Joj...

EXCEL (Entry X-STREAM Canon Evident Logistics) Train Mechs:

Operating code: Intention Modification, Intel Ideals. Transformation signal: Multiversal power! Unite!

Booster: Off-rail green fuel automobile frame rotation

Vehicles with 360-degree rotating wheels are under production and experimental testing.

Classified combiner mech and transforming car robot are being constructed and [...]

Infinite Unleashed Vibrant Spectrum Maximum Acceleration Hyper Velocity: The theoretical speed threshold before an object would phase through space, a controlled and boosted mechanism would allow them to phase into higher dimensions of reality. Nothing has reached this speed yet.

Mixing combine system under development...

MOTOR (Mobility Objective Thruster-Equipped Optical Renegade) Mecha Samurai Creation: New Suit

More powers: Chrome (Adaptation), Sphere (Deflection), Illogic (Versatility), Muting (Memory altering and amnesia), Time manipulation and space manipulation (users are always twins, can alter terrain and the time), Celestial Positioning (one of the strangest, arranges the universe to aid the user), Assistance (Extra help) Molecular deconstruction, rearrangement, and reconstruction (single user), Mimicker (four siblings, one can use the same power as others at the exact same strength for a brief period of time, one can use a weakened version for longer amounts of time, one can use two powers at once, one can add different appearances at the cost of having a far weaker power copy, when they cooperate and work together, their Grand Cross Super Licensed Copyright Protection Yen Cannon {combines their individual weapons} and hidden power awakes: Being always able to be in the right place at the right time and being able to use a more powerful version of the power they copied, but this drains their energy and lifespan if the power is too much.), Booster (boosts one’s power, there are two different types), Steal (Takes others powers away but can’t use them, booster lets them give it to others), Eliminate (Deletes powers), Lifespan (Can heal life instantly, revive some souls, or take life away), Terrain (changes battlefield), Nature (specialized terrain power, can control plants, fungi, and some animals (carbon-based lifeforms excluded), can communicate with any creature), Change (can alter others powers, booster can add to the changes and completely remake the power into something different), Null (tech, magic, and abilities can be disabled according to the user), Control (control powers, depends on willpower, 3 users to override if needed), Speed, Mobility, Invisibility (others cannot sense the user except for brainwave readers and people who bump into the person), Teleport, Camouflage, Senses (gives the user enhanced senses in all the categories), Clone, Anti-overpower, Discord, Mental (alters emotions and state of mind, can read minds), Brain (fastest mind and all knowledge), Interface (mental connector), Empathy (gives enemy your thoughts and feelings, can read others feelings), Environment (realm changing, portal generation, phasing abilities), Ambience (light and dark), Combine (Meld powers together temporarily), Endgame (can end world if used incorrectly, creates world-ending obliteration and rebirth scenario that can be manipulated), Sentience (used to give inanimate objects sentience), Soul (gives life), Creation, Destruction, Enigma (Creates puzzles), Foresight (sees briefly into future and future thoughts), Size (Turn large or shrink), Vision (See through anything), Extrasensory (Sixth sense of danger), Mutation (Evolution or change of anything), Evolution (Upgrades allies), Anti-mind (Non-mind controllable), Logic (user changes powers every hour or so, can pick from a list), Mind Control (Controls many at once), Wavelength (Having multiple powers), Levitation, Flight, Voice (Change voice), Forcefield (Generates an indestructible barrier, and anything that gets through will always be unable to hit the user), Heel (become invulnerable and only have a tiny weakness, have near infinite attack, defense, health, strength, etc), Debuff (gives other powers weaknesses), Disable (Deactivate or activate all powers and latent powers in an area), Tuner (give a group of people one specific power that you can adjust the strength of), Generator (unlimited energy and tool/weapon manifestation from thoughts or blueprints), Perfection (Complete magic and tech control, very rare), Wither (Soul-taking), Distraction, Underdog (extra power as the threat increases in strength and vice versa), Telekinesis, Seed (Sight and communication with any time period, can briefly travel to that time), Judge (determine a power nobody can create or get), Unique (get a power nobody else will get), Jurisdiction (Control the give out of powers or remove them, be able to manipulate other powers occasionally), Affliction (Create and destroy power, can affect others powers in unpredictable ways), Sway (Affects the power strength of others in a radius) (Agility, strength, perception, teleport, control the weather, fly, do hypnosis, shapeshift, and learn instantly)

Additional ideas: Evil twin sister (obvious idea), multiple siblings from a secret society, Age of Arthur (Arthur, Merlin, the 3 Musketeers, Robin Hood, Marco Polo, and a Viking team up to save the kingdom)

Camelot, Atlantis, Asgard, the Antarctic Secret Society, the Ancient Aliens, the Westerners, the Southern Alliance, the Eurasian Empire (they all try to fight over the world), their Neo counterparts in the far future are the ones fighting over the future of the world, along with various other new factions such as the Arctic Queendom, the Teacher’s Coalition of Insurrection, the Australian Armada, the League of Island Nations, the Central American Rogue Aliens, the Olympic Anarchy Association, the Peacemakers, the Uniters, the Underworld, the Oceanic Corporation, the Hollow-Earther National Raiding Association, and the MANCM.

New villain: Springpop - He uses a spring as his primary device, his feet have springs on them, and when he launches the spring, it hits something and returns to its user. He has a super mode he can access after a twenty-minute charge, and nothing affects him during the process. The MANCM didn’t consider him a threat until he teamed up with the Living Darkness, an emotionless being bent on wiping all life away.

Yellow and Blue: The newest Heralds of Evil

“One does not fight the Space Pirates, who hailed from the Nomad’s land. One goes to them and begs for the most painless vanquishment possible. Usually it ends in being tossed out an airlock.” - Some person

Origins of the MANCM:

Ethan: Rumored to have originated in the twenty-first century and then multiversally reincarnated later on.

Matt: From Titanus, an empire formed from a colony of spatially-displaced humans. Genetically human.

Ayan: Was Churchill at some point, was also many political leaders. Changed by a black holes’ radiation.

Yash: Was from a secret society of assassins. He later had his body remade by aliens after exploding.

Hank: Conflicting origin stories, likely from the Wild Western era. Merged with an alternate-reality self.

Joe: Once a monk in the Nimbus Mountains. Made history by destroying the first Dark Canon ever seen.

Remy: Merlin, after he connected himself with Remy’s multiversal essence unknowingly to be immortal.

Vincent: Arrived from an Exalted One avatar arrival pod. Human. Was unaware of his true nature/power.

Mr Ancona: An explorer who found many ancient alien ruins and the first sample of Corrupted Canon.

Origin suits and tech for the MANCM: (and vehicles as well, along with upgrades later on, MK II and III)

Ethan: 

Vehicles: Arrowhead (Arrow-shaped ship with four engines on the back and multiple hardpoints and weapons pods, along with interchangeable technology, a predecessor to the Excalibur-class series).

Launches from Omega Eighty-Four, a drilling vehicle that can construct drilling rigs with nanotechnology.

Matt: 

Vehicles: Hovertank (Two main barrels), can deploy spikebats to fire, built from a concept van/tow truck.

Launches from prototype hover-capable armored semi-tractor truck with switchable trailers such as cargo, mobile base, flatbed, tanker, banning cannon, and mega-carrier.

Ayan: 

Vehicles: Jeep (Off-road buggy with deployable raft mode)

Launches from the wheeled battleship, has advanced sonar, next-generation antimatter torpedoes, troop carrier launchers, and warp cannons. In addition, there is an aviation vehicles wing for repair, refueling, landing, and launch of planes and helicopters, along with gliders. It also includes docking bays, bridges, submerging chambers, and service bays for maintenance of the underwater fleet, which comprises of submarines and smaller boats. There are intergalactic torpedo chutes, portal generators, tractor beams, and spacecraft launching facilities. For ground operations, the whole front can open up, there are ten hatches on the sides of the ship, artillery and cannons can be stowed or removed, land vehicles (except for the large-scale mobile fortresses) can all fit inside the ship, and magical artifacts protect the ship, keep it afloat, and even bring good weather and fair weather conditions. Alternatively, the artifacts can boost the ships’ stats and debuff other craft in combat.

Hank: 

Vehicles: Bull/horse mech, transforms into something resembling a speedboat with jetski technology and water turbojet hydraulic dynamic hydrofoils.

Launches from levitating submarine, which has two main folding wings, six sub-wings, eight autonomous omnidirectional steering propulsion fins, four rear directional wings, and a big Canon engine on the back.

Yash: 

Vehicles: A hyper-maneuverability fighter, reverse engineered from UFO thrusters and verniers. It is the best at quickly changing directions, and it was built by Yash and Ethan. It uses repulsors in place of rocket engines, and there is a hidden third engine with a bomb bay in front. In addition, weapon pods and sensor equipment can be added on. Various packs such as the final battle pack, siege pack, speed pack, stealth pack, full armor and arms pack, giant laser pack, space-use pack, and repulsorlift pack can be added.

Launches from the stealth B3 “Broomstick Baron” space-folding Canon-hybrid powered antimatter jet, which is powered by a magical bow. It features the ability to fire “HARMLESS” homing explosive arrows.

Joe: 

Vehicles: V3 Motorcycle (Subclass of cyberbike with added tech)

Launches from Armed Coastline Destructive Convertible, a three-wheeled car with a flip-out hood and other spy-themed transforming parts that change the cars’ profile and function.

Remy: 

Vehicles: The DONUT (DO NUt Touch) A giant motorized wheel with spikes and directional thrusters, the pilot sits in the center of the wheel, where the cockpit is weighed down to keep it facing the ground as the wheel rolls. Hatches cover the sides, and the wheel has pop-out laser cannons and repulsors along with various gimmicks.

Launches from the giant modulation pickup truck, a vehicle that splits into parts to boost other vehicles. Due to its capability to interface with newer models and boost them, this vehicle is a valuable asset.

Vincent: 

Vehicles: A flying orb that can go in any direction at any speed. Is also mostly indestructible.

Launches from the orbital mobile space shuttle, a transforming space station that becomes a small shuttle. It carries many satellites and cargo pods, along with new equipment for the MANCM.

HARMLESS: Homing Attack Returning Multifunction Lightly Exploding Super Shatterer (So it’s a rocket.)

List of MANCM and REBOOT vehicles for each member:

Ethan: Various sports cars

Matt: 

Ayan: A streamlined egg pod.

Hank: 

Yash: 

Joe: 

Remy: The Boom Boom Truck (for real this time). Uses twenty or so cannons to propel itself forward (and in any direction), and it also has a snowplow. Developed from the Beeg Chonk. Doubles as a camper bus.

Vincent: Hovering Multi-Environment Battleship Carrier

A typical MANCM hook/introduction: On a war-torn world, troops and tanks rolled through a city, firing at any that were not their own. The unit’s commander laughed evilly, shouting for indiscriminate firing. The civilians screamed and ran as fast as they could, but they were right in the path of the large Destroyer-II walking mech tanks, which sprayed fire and a lethal mix of gasses. Suddenly, a loud car horn sounded. As all heads turned towards the source of the sound, through the gas, a yellow convertible automobile drove out, plowing many jeeps and vehicles aside. Looking closely, the commander saw the car had multiple miniature turrets and armaments on hardpoints. As the sports car drifted, it began to launch volleys of lasers from the hood and grill-mounted medium-strength laser cannons. Multiple tanks parked in a row were sliced clean apart as the car drove straight through them. The helicopters, hovercraft, and jet fighters watched in disbelief as their forces were dismantled by a single light vehicle. Suddenly, the sky was filled with explosions, as the sports car engaged hover-magnet wheels and began to fly through the air, showering lasers everywhere. The helicopters launched homing rockets to no avail, as the car was simply too swift. Finally, the car began speeding in a straight line right towards one of the largest tanks, which aimed its house-width, apartment length barrel downwards at the small automobile, which was blown to shreds, with yellow paint strips floating through the air. Suddenly, from the debris, a light shone, and a seemingly humanoid figure leapt out in a backflip, landing back-first and morphing into a vehicle. “It can’t be, is that the use of Canon? If that’s so, that means they’re here too- The MANCM!!!” As to answer the call, an offroad jeep, a space-fighter, a UFO, a mechanized horse, and a speedboat on wheels sped out of the dust as well. The first six members of the MANCM had arrived on scene. Then, as the car slowed down, it morphed back into a suited figure, who wore a mask with a thin visor. As the figure dug his boots into the ground to slow down, he put up one hand in front of him, which deflected a projectile fired from a foot soldier. The others revealed themselves in various ways, but all stopped behind the first figure. The jeep spun in circles, and its user shrunk it back into a figurine that went in the user’s pocket before stopping the top-like spin and drawing a bat. The space-fighter’s pilot leaped out and landed on the ground with a resounding thud as they drew a scythe. The UFO shrunk into the backpack of its user, whose arm turned into a short laser blaster. The one on the horse dismounted, leaping to the ground and rolling forward before taking out a pencil-sword. The one in the speedboat simply got out and raised his fists. The horse and speedboat shrunk into their owners' pockets. Then, from above, two portals opened. Bright light shone as a massive hovering battleship (that detached the blimp that was helping support it) and an old-fashioned locomotive (that ejected its outer shell to reveal a subway train) sped down to the ground and slowed to a halt. As the driver of the locomotive, a being in a rodeo suit from a Western movie, got out, the locomotive shifted parts and folded itself until it became an armored suit, which the cowboy stepped into. The suit closed around the cowboy, engaging its drive mode, flipping out a variety of MAX (Maximum Attack X-Cutter) attack tech from the hatches in the suit. The battleship also turned itself into a small power armor, arranging itself around the wizard, who pulled out a metal staff from the back of the suit. As the team all drew their weapons and prepared for battle, the one in the front took out a ruler...

MANCOM: Mr Ancona’s New Cinematic Optical Multiverse, otherwise known as Massive Amazonian Nature Command Ovaloid Matrix: A cover-up computer company used to disguise MANCM operations.

(Warning: Fourth wall has been broken. Proceed at your own non-existent risk. I gave it away again...) LORE: Logical Opaque Reduction Enigma: The official code name for the content of The Multiverse of Lore, an online published metafictional web series in-universe that is located in the library of the Galaxy Vault. The MANCM and its successors have had varying degrees of success in accessing the knowledge. Power levels: 1%, 5%, 10%, 20%, 30%, 50%, 70%, 100%, 500%, 1000%, 10000%, “INFINITY MODE” The Narrator’s final form: It cannot exist with the universe, it destroys the universe from power imbalance. The Narrator was forced to reduce himself to just a fictional concept to ensure the omniverse survived.

Multiversal Affairs, Galactic Finance team: Hazel, Cocoa, Lily, Rose, Katherine, Sam, Ilia, Circe, Emily, Bridget, Evelyn, Angelina, Amaya, Maggie, Samantha, Sophia, Maria, Iris

Everyone else on the team: Mark, Jake, Fred, Chen, Zack, Xander, Dom, Ben

The Four Seasons: A group of weather elemental experts. The Supreme Superintendent: Evil dude... Extra ideas: The Oracle, the Prophet, the Undercover Superheroes, the Restorers of True Balance

Overpower-II, also known as OO: has thrusters on the front and sides of noses, also top, bottom, sides, and wings of ship in order for fastest turning possible, literally made from a secret sentient cyborg dragon

Ultra-Hyper-Super-Mega-Photon-Speaker-Gatling-Buster-Vulcan-Cannon, Baton Charger Canon Blade: Launcher that’s recoilless, makes its use invincible, cannot be destroyed, and gives the user extremely high mobility, soundless, invisible (cloaks user as well), hits target instantly, has infinite energy, can track its target, can adjust its settings for different scenarios, can travel to the other side of the universe in a straight line, cannot be blocked until it hits its target, can’t be detected, deflected, dodged, or retconned. Baton can charge other weapons and is an extremely overpowered upgraded version of Matt’s first bat.

Erupting Underrated Fundamental “Xylophone” Overrated Charge Phase Ray

Phase Multiversal Elemental Triple Underworld Reality Bending Glaive

Anti-Continuity Overpowered Zero-Price Cutting Rift Flamethrower

Jackhammer Rotating Hole-Burrowing Entrance Neverlandian Intricate Ice-thrower

Time-Loop Extreme Vicious Final Blow Extra-Dimensional Reference Washer

Reflex Chrono Shifter “World Ender” Two-Ended Star Trident

Integrated Speed Flash Damage-Absorbing Plot Device Sound Sickle

Twin Blast-Slice Lunar “Eclipse” Solaris-OVK Dual Arm Blades

4th-Wall Breaking Slice-Slash Strange Scale Flight “Comeback” Cutter

Psychic 5th-Wall Cracking Booster Pod Galactic Showerhead Blaster

Chop Dice Mince Stab Thrust Endless-Vector Quirk Pike

Aegis Offensive “Living Shield” Adaptive Multi-Purpose Stretchable Cloak

Hoe (tool), shears, shovel, fishing rod, optimum quill feather dart, eraser shield, shot launcher, drill piercer

The Cameraman, the Writer, the Actor, the Narrator, the Editor, the Maker, the Watcher, the Prop-Maker

Origins of the meme gods: When memes become popular enough, they gain the power to materialize in the world of REBOOT. Some appeared in the MANCM. Memes: Insane Finale Omega Form Gangster Gigachad Super Mode Endless Power Great Creation World Destroyer Dr (Liver David Treasure Island Hundredfold Skull Healthy Living Alpha Walker Smiling Anti-pirate Extreme-Supreme Rum-Destroyer) Livesey, Kool-Aid Man, Flying Neon Cat, Two-eyed Whatevski, Darth Kermit, Coffin Dancers, Trollege, Doge, Pepe the Frog, Detective Pikachu, Stonk Man, his cousins Stronk Man and Skinny Man, Dom, Baby Yoda, Rickroller, Uganda Knuckles, OOF (Roblox), Derp (Minecraft), Spongebob, Bully Maguire

Additional ideas for later: The Vampire Arc, the Trace Arc, the Cliche Joke Arc, the Begin Anew Arc, the True Evil Arc, the Inner Self Arc, the Haircut Arc, the Psychic Arc, the Sneak Arc, the Reconstruction Arc

What Remy and Vincent Were Doing The Whole Time: A “small” sneak peak recounted by “yours truly”.

The Afterworld, the Unity, the Element of Power, Blast Lighting (Some newer discoveries for the MANCM)

The Overarching Conspiracy Arc: Cosmology, Archeology, Oceanology, Aerology, The Final Conspiracy

Cyberbiker Ghosthunters, The full Avatar origins, Bagel and Falco: An Independent MANCOM production

The Powers that Be: The Beings that Be, The Power of Friendship, The Power of Music, The Power of Darkness, The Power of Thought, The Power of Connection, The Power of Control, The Power of Unity

The Orientation, Field Day, Classroom Rivalry, School Warfare, Battle of the Classes, The Beast Within, The School Championship, The Bus Recordings, The Restroom Incident, The Lunchroom Food Fight

The Main Antagonist, The Secondary Antagonists, The Third Parties, the Mask, The Quadruple-Crosser, the Betrayer, the Carrier, the Transmission, Lab 000001, The Omega Forge, The Interloper, The Mentors

Stranger Danger: A mysterious ally appears to assist the MANCM, vanishing afterwards. She joins the MANCM, but can she be trusted? Who’s the other copycat ally? Who are they, and where are they from?

The Lineage Arc: Many of the world’s heroes had powerful ancestors and family lines. But who were they, and how did they manage to create a special legacy that lasted all the way until the era of the MANCM?

The Narcissist and the Perfectionist

The Phoenix, Dragon, Griffin, Banshee, and Unicorn, the Beasts of Canonicity

The Vocab Masters, True Vocalbulariness

Corrupted Canon, Dark Canon

The Power of Truth, the Metaverse

8 great heroes that really get revived a lot: Monkey King (Ethan/Jay), Great Pitcher (Matt), Wise Wizard (Remy), Loyal Pet (Bagel/Waffle), Fast Attacker (Hank), Strong Defender (Yash), Powerful Being (Joe) (Though Bagel used to be the 8th “avatar”, it turned out that it was actually Vincent’s fate to be the 8th member. Bagel was just an extremely Canonical dog who was actually in a different role with Falco. Pancake and Cookie are Ethan’s two cats. He also once owned a lot of goldfish and some parrots.)

The Guardian of the Astral Plane: Hana, the Guardian of the Sixth Sense: Sophia, the Guardian of Thoughts: Fifi (a goldfish) (Brought back as Jade the talking Parrot through Maia AI) ,the Guardian of Power: Mimi (Fifi’s adopted goldfish sister) (Brought back as “Dani” the sentient Hamster via Maia AI) Maia AI: A prototype of the Turtle with all of its powers, built by the Turtle, who wanted a companion.

Quotes:

“It almost seems like it’s in human DNA to be cruel to others.”

“The world is full of people trying to impose their will on each other. That is why equality is impossible.”

“Humanity is on a dark path... we have to do all we can to change the future.”

“We have to be kind, hopefully, we’re a little spark of light in a dark world.”

“Aliens caused humanity’s problems? Sure, and then humans made some problems for themselves too.”

“Who needs a punchline?”

“Technology is magic, just more understandable.”

“Don’t wait. Now is the time to act.”

“Creativity is the most human thing. Oh, and emotions. And expressions. And the list goes on...”

“Respect others. It’s the best thing of all.”

“Anything can happen, so be ready.”

“It’s a team effort.”

-Members of the MANCM after their briefing

Drone delivery and automatic goods transport system

Sewage Ultra-Filter

Salt water treatment

A self-functioning military, militia, and leaders

Automatic dormant AI goods transport system

Multiple subterranean bases

Facilities and cities connected through secret tunnels

Capability of hijacking and using all electronic systems on the planet

SAFE: A specialized plot device that can see through walls, read minds, cannot alter reality, can change traffic briefly to help its user, generally meant to keep the user as safe as possible. In addition, it can also automatically do shopping errands for its owner through the web (Internet).

EVOLVE team: A next gen set of backup heroes kept secret from all except for Remy and Vincent.

Self-changing molecular level Canon-infused material: GADGET

Multiversium: A powerful next generation plot armor with self-changing from reading the user’s mind.

Warplane Field: An airport with helipads, rocket-launching pads, and space to accommodate space fleets.

Continents pre-terraforming:

Seas and oceans post-terraforming:

Continents post-terraforming:

Seas and oceans pre-terraforming:

Post-terraforming major landmarks:

Post-terraforming major bodies of water:

The original classic era, the inspiration for it all. This is unedited content, specially searched for deep in grammar documents and slideshows to be brought to you. (Grammar/Adjective Clauses/etc, Imagery) Only incorrect grammar has been changed. It may be short, but this series is shown in chronological order, and it is what led this realm to generate itself. Now, you will experience the beginning of the world.

The Tale of Hank, Ancona, and a Giant Deer: The Origin

Mr Ancona sent in a dinosaur-sized deer that roared, charged across the room and rammed into Hank and sent him wheeling, cartwheeling, and screaming to the moon while the whole class sat and watched. (This is a joke.) Postscript: Hank likely had to go to the hospital for his injuries. Don't you feel bad for him?

Hank vs a Giant Deer 1:

Mr Ancona was giving a half clap to a student, who had just gotten the answer correct. There was a deer next to Mr Ancona ready to pummel Hank, who was frolicking in the woods while sharpening a pencil and shouting. Mr Ancona had a bad day, which was because someone insulted his favorite sports team, which may have lost. The end... Reader’s notes: AYAN ALERT AYAN - I think it was the Broncos. I’m not sure...

Hank vs the Giant Deer (Rematch no ???, aka 2):

Mr Ancona hosted a match between Hank and his always-sharpened pencils and a massive deer with sharp antlers, who started yelling in English for the fire alarm. (The fire alarm means the match starts.) Then Hank pulled out two giant sword-shaped pencils, which was the best scene ever. Ethan started to take out popcorn and enjoy the view. The fire alarm rings. The match starts and the contestants charge... Deer gets hospitalized because Hank turned on his creative mode. P.S. Hank wins this time. To be continued... again. Notes: This will be the middle of the series. The finale of the world is coming soon.

Hank vs the Giant Deer (The 3rd Round:)

Mr Ancona, great and wonderful commander of jokes, was fleeing because he was being chased by Hank and his sentient pencil army. (continued from Hank vs the giant deer) Picture necessary. Mr Ancona, an expert joke maker, managed to escape into the woods, but ran into Hank the frolicker there. The end???

Hank vs a Giant Deer Again (4th round, the sequel to end the series):

Mr Ancona, the teacher, hired a deer that pummeled Hank, who was frolicking into the woods. The end. (Hank was never seen again, and neither was Mr Ancona. Instead, they found themselves on different worlds, in a new universe that had never been seen before. This was... the world of the MANCM. Fin.)

About the Author:

The Narrators of this story worked in a joint effort, made up of eight individual authors, which are mentioned in the story as the creators of the whole universe due to self-bias and a minor case of uncreativity, and are as follows: Ethan Ng, Remy Serbinenko, Vincent Colon, Ayan Sharma, Matthew Mihnuk, Hank Habashy, Yash Kanda, and Joseph Ghaly. The Narrator(s) enjoys writing stories set in inventive and unusual environments, and dealing with similarly unusual and inventive characters. The Narrators currently reside in *Information redacted*, where they spend time doing whatever it is that narrators do, as well as occasionally writing further installations (maybe) of this story or of other stories. He hopes that you have enjoyed this long and complex story, and he says goodbye to you now, until the next time that you begin to read this tale again, whereas he will smile at you once more, and tell his tale as he has always done, from the beginning of time, until the end of it all. Only some Narrators speak at a time, and the others spectate from the world above, looking at their wondrous world and marveling about each new development. Now, it is your turn. You are the Narrator now! Give the characters something to do. Send them off on wild new adventures. You can now create new worlds with the power of the plot editor. Remember, your imagination is your limit, and there will always be inspiration (an unlimited supply of Canon, the energy in most things in the vast unknown realm of the Multiverse of Lore) around you.

Good day, and goodbye!