Ocean Jokes

Here are some jokes fin-spired from under the sea. It’s shrimp-possible not to laugh!

1. Why did the fish always get bad grades? 

2. How do you close an envelope under the water? =

3. How do you check if an ocean is friendly?

4. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the seafloor?

5. Why should you take salsa into a boat? 

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Answers:

1. Because he was always below sea-level!

2. You use a seal!

3. Give it a wave. 

4. KELP! KELP! 

5.  Because you might need to take a dip in the sea.