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http://www.adigitaldreamer.com/gallery/
http://www.everystockphoto.com/
From the list below, choose 3 sentences to design, using a font and images that help to enhance and make the message more effective.
Criteria:
1. Use the Design principles to organize your text and images to communicate a clear message (proximity, alignment, repetition, and contrast).
2. Understanding of contrast ( both size and color) is demonstrated effectively, throughout the composition. Text and images can be seen clearly.
3. The text is an integral part of the design. This is accomplished by creative placement.
4. The composition is well-planned, carefully arranged, so that the message is obvious and clear.
5. The images help to enhance the message; the design incorporates creative use of images.
6. A border is included on at least one of the designs.
8. Use your own or classmate's photos whenever possible. Use the on-line stock photography when needed.
Puns: This is not a comprehensive list. If you find your own pun, feel free to use it.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
Old investors never die, they just roll over.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Old professors never die, they just lose their class.
I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.
What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
I used to be a hotel clerk, but then I had reservations.
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
I heard about the penny; it didn't quite make sense.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.