I moved the lyrics to the "Country Songs" that we are not using to the "Feb.22nd notes" page.- T

All New Grand Ole Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree Theme Song:

Intro:

Sam: If you're feelin' lonesome on this night/day

and you got no lover to hold you tight

Oh brother if you're weary, oh sister carry on,

Things are all lookin' up now, here's an upbeat welcome song.

[Chorus (x2):]

Everyone:

G

It's the All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

C

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

G D

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree. (repeat)

[Verse:]

G C

Tad: The landlord's a yellin’, the rent is overdue

G D

Courtney: You found a hole in the soul of your last good shoe.

G C

Joe: The corn it ain't a growin and the whiskey ain't a flowin'

G D G

Tad/Joe/Courtney: There's just one thing you gotta do.

Ken: Come on down!...

(Thom: To the...)

[Chorus (x2):]

Everyone: All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree. (repeat)

[Verse:] G-C-G-D-G-C-G-D-Gx2

Ali/JP: Leave the city, beat the smog

Ashley: Catch some critters Sam: Eat a frog

Gene/Larry: once you’re here we know you won’t go back

Julie: Driving doughnuts in gramma's yard

Joann: Looking for fun you won't go far

Thom: get on track and bring that thirty pack.

Silent Old Mtns.: ROLLLL CALL HEEYAH!

[Verse:]

Thom/Sam/Reiner: Step right up to have a good time.

Courtney/Joe/Tad: We'll sing some songs, hopefully they'll rhyme.

Julie/Ali/JP/Joann: We'll do some dances, tell some jokes,

Ken: Tickle a pig and give it a poke.

Ashley/Larry/Gene/Guest Artist: We’ve got entertainment for old and young

Reiner: We have a livestock exhibit with REAL DUNG!

Sam: Whether you're a barn yard chick Thom: or even city slicker slime

Thom/Sam: You'll have an all new grand ole time at the....

[Chorus (x2):]

Everyone: All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree. (repeat)

G

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

C

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

F D7

Hoedowwwwwwwwn Jamboreeeeeeeeee.

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Gonna be a Good Day

(a capella- hymn type song)

New version (5/1), mic closest to Courtney/Joann part

Key of Bb

Capo 3 - G Shape

G

When I lay you in that pine box

..........F ................C....... G

And I chuck you in the clay

Drop a Fistful of dirt on top o you

.............F........ C ......G

That's gonna be a good day

F C G

gonna be a good day

G

When you went out on that fishin trip

..........C...... G

And you forgot your pole

I knew thar weren't no fishin done

............C......... G

Down at that fishey hole

And you say you went out playin cards

But you were gone a week

Come back with an empty checkbook

And of wacky weed you did wreak

When I lay you in that pine box

And I chuck you in the clay

Drop a Fistful of dirt on top o you

That's gonna be a good day

gonna be a good day

Your teeth done rotted out yer skull

Cause a all the meth you did

Sold our second daughter

So you could score a lid

So it seems your days are numbered now

Since you screwed the wrong man's whore

And you left me with the trailer rent

and a great big herpes sore

a great big oozing herpes sore

When I lay you in that pine box

And I chuck you in the clay

Drop a Fistful of dirt on top o you

That's gonna be a good day

gonna be a good day

That's gonna be a great, great day!!!

Cornhole

ala Johnny Cash- driving rail train beat

D7...............E7

Corn hole! Corn hole!

A........

Misty mornin mountains

Chilly autumn air

D

Smoke my second cigarette,

....E

crack open my first beer

A

Set up on the tail gate

Fire up the grill

D

Shootin down ole Jimmy Beam

...E

To kill the mornin chill

D

Then I turn the the corner

............A

of my sisters big RV

B7

See you touching your bean bag

........E

Oh won't you play with me

Chorus--

D

Won't you show me corn hole

A

I think I'd like to play

G...........................D..........................E

You play pitcher, I'll play catcher

..................................A

On this football Saturday

D7.................E7

Corn hole! Corn hole!

...........................................A

Won't you teach me Cornhole

You musta seen me a blushin'

as your vision caught me blind

You hit upon your whisky

Your bean sack I did find

You showed me how to toss em

So's I would learn to score

I smacked my bag upside your hole

But knew I needed more

Let me use your corn hole

I think I'd like to play

You play pitcher, I'll play catcher

On this shiney Saturday

Corn hole! Corn hole!

Won't you teach me Cornhole

Your turn now to let em fly

I held my breath so tight

Three times straight you plugged my hole

I didn't put up a fight

D

I knew that I was bested

......A

By the best man in the lot

...B7

But next time I'll be waitin

........E

and get my bags real hot

F#m

You showed me how to corn hole

Bm

You took my ass to town

E7.............................D7................E7

You played pitcher, I the catcher

...................................................(bouncy) A

Now there ain't no slowin down!

Corn hole! Corn hole!

Yes you taught me Cornhole

D7.............E7

Corn hole! Corn hole!

F................G

Corn hole! Corn hole!

A

Corn-hole!

(whip crack- Heyaaaa!)

Gloom Dispair verses

F C F

Gloom despair and agony on me

G C

Deep dark depression. Excessive misery

F B

If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all

F C F

Gloom despair and agony on me

F....................C...................F

Today I was stranded by my truck

....................................C............F

The engine blew and now I'm stuck

.........Bb

Called Lucias for a tow

....F

He don't work no mo

.................C...................F

But I don't give a flying fffffig

My jersey cow Snookie ran away

She got upset when I fed her g'neric hay

She went to Farmer Dior

That lousy stinking whore

And now eats Angus beef all day

Today I was stranded by my truck

The engine blew and now I'm stuck

Called Lucias for a tow

He don't work no mo

But I don't give a flying fffffig

Today I found out my wife was a cheater

Found her banging the plumber on the heater

He laid his pipe

But that's alright

At least she still sucks like a skeeter

Gossip

C G C

Now we’re not ones to go round spreadin rumors

G G7

Why really we’re just not the gossipy kind

F C

Oh you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip

G C

So you better be sure and listen close the first time

C.................................G..........................C

That Joann Lee makes jokes with all the men folk

.......................................G......................C

They hoot and laugh even though they’re cheesy

.........F...............................................C

She’ll wink at them and then she’ll walk away

............................G........................C

And doesn’t even hear them call her sleazy

F.........................................................C

Now we’re not ones to go round spreadin rumors

.......................................................G G7

Why really we’re just not the gossipy kind

...............F........................................C

Oh you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip

......................................G.........................C

So you better be sure and listen close the first time

Gossip Song Lyrics

We're not ones to go 'round spreading rumors

Why, Really we're just not the gossipin' kind

No, You'll never hear one of us repeating gossip

So you'd better be sure and listen close the first time!

That Lucy Jones is more than mean & ugly

She’s the biggest liar in all of this creation

You know I never figgered she was 2-faced

Cause if she was she wouldn’t be wearin’ that one

That Rona Mensah thinks she’s quite the looker

All dolled up like a crazy two bit hooker

If she comes round best lock the gate & doors ya’all

She will steal your man and never blink an eyeball

That Laura Stark she thinks she's really funny

She has a joke for every situation

But if she only knew what makes us giggle

She'd blush because we hear her flatuation

That Laura Stark she thinks her clothes are so nice

At the five and dime she buys so many

But we all think she's lyin' where she gets 'em

Cause she looks like she only spent a penny

Well, her hair is Lisa Burl's crowin' glory.

It's so long & dark & shiny, don't ya know.

But yesterday I heard from her ex-boyfriend

That she wears a merkin down below! (Just for you, Tad;)

Baby Be Mine

Baby Be Mine

Baby…..Baby

Baby now won’t you be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby be good

B-A-B-Y be good

Baby be good

B-A-B-Y you should

Be wherever my arms will be

Baby be good

Begin to behave

Be devil and strong

Beside you my baby

Is where I belong

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Begin to behave

Be devil and strong

Beside you my baby

Is where I belong

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Baby please be mine

Hey Good Looking

written and recorded by Hank Williams

C

Hey Hey Good Lookin' whatcha got cooking

D7 G7 C

How's about cooking somethin' up with me

Hey sweet baby don't you think maybe

D7 G7 C

We could find us a brand new recipe

C7 F C

I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill

F C

And I know a spot right over the hill

F C

There's soda pop and the dancin's free

D7 G7

So if you wanna have fun come along with me

C

Say Hey Good Lookin' whatcha got cooking

D7 G7 C

How's about cooking somethin' up with me

I'm free and ready so we can go steady

D7 G7 C

How's about saving all your time for me

No more lookin' I know I've been tooken

D7 G7 C

How's about keepin' steady company

F C

I'm gonna throw my date book over the fence

F C

And buy me one for five or ten cents

F C

I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age

D7 G7

'Cause I'm writin' your name down on every page

C

Say Hey Good Lookin' whatcha got cooking

D7 G7 C

How's about cooking somethin' up with me

All New Grand Ole Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree Theme Song:

Intro:

If you're feelin' lonesome on this night/day

and you got no soft lover to hold you nice and tight

Oh brother if you're weary, oh sister carry on,

Things are all lookin' up now, here's an upbeat welcome song.

Chorus:

It's the All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree.

Verse:

The landlord's pounding at your door, the rent is overdue

You found a hole in the soul of your last good shoe.

The corn it ain't a growin and the whiskey ain't a flowin'

There's just one thing you gotta do.

Chorus:

Come on down!...

To the All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree.

Verse:

Step right up to have a good time.

We'll sing some songs, hopefully they'll rhyme.

We'll do some dances, tell some jokes,

Tickle a pig and give it a poke.

Chorus:

To the All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree.

Verse:

Chorus:

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree.

Roll Call:

Chorus:

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany,

All New Grand Ole Hee Haw Hootenany Hoedown Jamboree.

In Rehearsal Verse Exercise:

Devin:

Whether you're a chicken plucker

or a down on his luck greasy old trucker

Whether you're a barn yard chick or even city slicker slime

You'll have an all new grand ole time at the....

JP:

Leave the city, beat the smog

Catch some critters, eat a frog.

Tractor pulls and critter culls

good ets in your fishin nets.

mended broken hearts

refried beans and wholesome farts.

Sam:

We have the lord in our hearts and whiskey in our guts

we got girls pretty enough to pull you right out of your rut

to frowns and those feelin down we don't take too kind

we're gonna have a singy songy ding dong dancey hell of a time

Reiner:

Our towns a cultural mecca full of entertainment for old and young

we've got chili cookoffs and a tractor pull

a livestock exhibit with real dung

We crown a miss mudsock every year

and find a replacement when she gets knocked up

we have a saloon with whiskey and beer

and we even have a red man's club

Some say that's not PC but we don't care a bit

Here in mudsock county we just don't give a shit.

Ken:

We're here at Clem's farm in Mudsock County

We're all from the country not from townie

We're here at Clem's farm in Mudsock Holler

Our two bit whores are worth a dollar.

Andrew:

Driving doughnuts in gramma's yard

Looking for fun you won't go far

If you need a hand gettin' on track

well come on down for a thirty pack.

Baby Be Mine

Baby…..Baby

Baby now won’t you be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby be good

B-A-B-Y be good

Baby be good

B-A-B-Y you should

Be wherever my arms will be

Baby be good

Begin to behave

Be devil and strong

Beside you my baby

Is where I belong

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Begin to behave

Be devil and strong

Beside you my baby

Is where I belong

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Baby be mine

B-A-B-Y be mine

Be the baby you ought to be

Baby be mine

Baby…..Baby

Baby please be mine