Palau

Thank you for reading everyone, I have a lot to say about the challenges of Survivor: Palau- this is a season of new ideas and one of the coolest themes to appear on the show. Maybe not as much as some other seasons because it isn't quite as popular, but I do see people praising this season's challenges quite a bit. So, how will they hold up? Let's find out!

Originally published: July 4th, 2020

episode 1 opening individual immunity challenge

Race to Shore Physical Race

For the first time ever on Survivor, this season begins with a challenge- and because the twenty contestants have yet to be divided into tribes yet, this one is for Individual Immunity. And here's another Survivor first- both the first man and the first woman to finish the challenge win Immunity. Everyone starts out far into the ocean, having just been marooned and at the start of their 39 day adventure. That is when Jeff Probst tells them that over at the shore, which can be seen far in the distance, there are two immunity idols, one for each gender, to be claimed, simply by whoever gets to them first. This is complicated because all twenty of the Survivors are in the same boat, so one would assume that they would all arrive at the beach at the same time, where it would then become a sprint to the idols. This is where different strategies begin to go through everyones' minds- "I could jump and try and outswim the boat, but am I even capable of doing that? If I were to do that, what would the others think of me? Do I even want to win this challenge, or does it make me too big of a threat and annoy too many people right out of the gate? But at the same time, I don't want to be voted out first... What if I play the role of spectator and just wait in the back of the boat, to show the rest that I am not a physical threat in this game?" There are just so many different angles to this challenge, and everyone has to make a decision in a matter of minutes, because once the boat becomes within swimming distance of the shore, the game is most definitely on. Now, the interesting thing about this challenge opening the season from the audience's perspective is that it sort of acts as an exposition for a lot of the characters that are going to be a part of this season. It is rare for Survivor challenges to have confessionals, but because this challenge encaptures the first few minutes of the season, it does have confessionals, as certain players are given the chance to tell us at home what is going on in their minds, while simultaneously revealing to us the types of people they are and what we can expect from them down the line; this is a "get-to-know the cast" just as much as it is a challenge, and I find that to be very interesting. For example, James Miller gets the first confessional of the season, and it's a good one- "Jeff's a son of a bitch, I'll tell you that." It's a golden confessional, and right off the bat, the audience knows the type of character that James is going to be. At one, simply amazing point, Wanda Shirk stands up on the boat and starts singing one of the songs she wrote in preparation of being on the show. Then, she gives a confessional saying that she's all about this being one big party for as long as it lasts- great, now the audience knows what to expect from Wanda. Willard reacts with his own confessional, expressing his frustration with Wanda's singing, setting the stage for his somewhat grouchy presence on the show. Stephenie jumps out of the boat too early, putting herself in an awkward situation, but at the same time, revealing to the audience the type of spirit she will have throughout the season. I find all of this exposition stuff to be very interesting, especially since we normally don't get stuff like this in the challenges. Ultimately, Ian and Jolanda end up winning the challenge. Now, my thoughts on the challenge are a bit conflicting. I love the risk vs reward element to the challenge, and I think, especially in this first iteration of the idea, it is a very creative thing for the producers to try, and I really like that. My issue with the challenge, and one that is inherent with the concept, is that I don't really care who wins, because I don't know who any of these people are yet. When Jolanda barely edges out Jenn for the idol, I don't feel excited or disappointed, because, like, who is Jolanda and who is Jenn? I will say, this challenge functions better in returning player seasons, where we already know who everyone is, although the challenge will never feel as novel as it did in its original season... So I will settle on this being a great but not quite fantastic Survivor challenge.

3/5

episode 1 reward/immunity challenge

Supply Dump Physical Race

Survivor: Palau's first true Immunity Challenge is one of my favorite Episode 1 challenges to appear on the show- it proposes a risk vs reward scenario like nothing we had seen before up to this point, and it gives a lot of choice to the tribes in what would otherwise be a somewhat mundane physical challenge. Let me just say, whenever we get a rare challenge like this, which places an emphasis on choice, I always love it. Let's just break down the challenge step by step. It begins with a new obstacle, the "net maze," something we will see quite a bit from here on out. Then we get a tire obstacle, something we will not see quite a bit from here on out, but it's a decent little roadblock. The third section of the challenge is where things truly get interesting- the tribes would have to uncover leaves to reveal paddles tied to four separate heavy crates of survival items. The paddles are mandatory to finish the challenge, but all of the other stuff, being flint, water cans, flour and rice, and a tarp, is completely optional. If you carry any of the optional stuff across the finish line, then your tribe wins it, but if you do not win the challenge, then you do not get any of the bonus stuff, and your tribe is going to tribal council. It really is a fascinating dilema- the best strategy to win is to just take the paddles and book it, but this is a game of survival almost as much as it is a game of strategy- you know how much you will regret passing up that tarp the next time it rains, and if it only takes a few extra seconds and a bit more effort to take some of the luxuries, then why not? Well, the challenge might come down to a few extra seconds; the whole thing is such a gamble, and I admire the concept so much. The fourth obstacle is a wall, certainly nothing new for the show, and the fifth obstacle is a "jungle swamp," essentially a pit of mud that has to be trudged through. The last obstacle entails getting in a canoe, paddling out to retrieve a flag, and then returning to the shore (essentially exactly the same as the final stage of last season's "Outwit, Outplay, Outrig" challenge). The challenge ends in an astonishing blowout, with the Ulong tribe nowhere close to victory, after they bit too hard on all of the various crates of supplies, despite Stephenie's desire for them to do otherwise. This results in them falling majorly behind the Koror tribe, which opted only to take the flint. At the canoe section, the Ulong falls from kind-of behind to extremely behind, as Jeff describes that "Ulong is looking for another island!" The entire thing is a lot of fun to watch, including the predictable ending because there's some satisfying justice in seeing Ulong's greed come back to bite them at the end of the challenge. Sadly, this challenge has never returned, even though it has so much potential I wouldn't mind seeing it every other season.

Now, I'd like to shift gears completely and talk about this season's art direction and overarching theme- similar to how Pearl Islands went for a pirate theme which was incorporated into various elements of the season including challenges, this season has a World War II theme, a homage to the historical significance the waters of Palau had to the war. This theme is behooved by the season's unorthodox art direction, which is easily one of my favorites of any season of the show. It can be seen in all areas of the season, from the tribe colors, being blue and brown, to the tribal council set, but especially in the challenges. Unlike most seasons after Pearl Islands which generally have very colorful challenge design borrowing from all parts of the rainbow, all of this seasons' challenges feel very industrial... metallic; it feels like everything comes in different shades of brown, black, and blue, and it's to the point where it's almost chilling. The reason why I bring it up here is that I think this is the first challenge where that is truly illustrated- particularly with the crates of supplies; they aren't just generic crates with supplies inside, they are authentic-looking military supply kits, and recurring details like this add a level of realism to the season that has always blown me away. More than any other season up to this point, and possibly ever, the art department deserves rewards for their work here.

5/5

episode 2 reward challenge

The Gauntlet Physical Race / Skill

This is another incredible challenge idea presented to you by Survivor: Palau. One person from each tribe at a time has to traverse an obstacle course over the water, consisting of a rolling barrel (a new obstacle), a balance beam, a wobbly bridge, and a rope bridge. At the end of the course is a flag, which must then be brought back to the start by navigating the same course. But of course, there's a (really good) twist- members of the opposite tribe get to try and knock you off the course by swinging sandbags your way from the edge of the pool. I can't even begin with how great of a concept I think this is. Let's just start with this- even if the component of the other tribe being able to knock you off wasn't here, this would still be a great challenge. It's an inventive obstacle course that places a lot of individual pressure on each member of the tribe, which is exemplified by the fact that every person must cross the rope bridge at least once. Once again, the season's art style shines here, especially in the rolling barrels; these aren't colorful barrels painted in bright colors, these are old, rusted barrels- it's awesome. In my opinion, the sandbags are what make this challenge perfect. It's somewhat rare on Survivor, especially nowadays, to have tribal challenges during which the teams actually interact with each other. It's the difference of playing a video game with your friend where you actually compete against each other, and playing a video game that just uses split-screen with both of you just doing your own thing; the former is typically more fun, and I absolutely love challenges like this, or Matchmaker, or the physical contact challenges where we do get intentioned interaction between the tribes. It's just such a fun idea too- trying to knock people off a course with a ginormous sandbag. There are some entertaining wipeouts during this challenge as well, especially on the barrel rolls. Bobby Jon is particularly fantastic here. This guy just goes absolutely feral at various points during the challenge, and it is fantastic television.

5/5


episode 2 immunity challenge

Heads Up Physical Race / Mental

"Learn morse code" is what this challenge's treemail demands- that's an unusually hefty request, but I love it. And of course, this plays very clearly into the season's World War II theme. So anyway, there's nothing to see here, just another amazing idea introduced by Survivor: Palau. This is one of those simple-but-spectacular challenges- each tribe swims out to a pontoon, where they must dive down to pull on a rope which is threaded through a barrel. (The entire structure, including the barrel, looks amazing, by the way. Again, you brought it, art department.) As the tribe pulls on a rope, a very heavy footlocker is dragged across the ocean floor, closer and closer to the pontoon, and is just awesome. You can tell just how difficult this is, and the footlocker looks truly epic as it slowly moves across the seafloor, displacing tons of sand around it as it creeps forward. There's also a completely cosmetic, but nonetheless awesome component to this part- every ten feet, a marker buoy pops up out from under the water, revealing how much further the footlocker still needs to be pulled. Much like Pearl Islands' "Signal Fire" challenge, this is proof that there are some very creative, and very smart, might I add, people on the Survivor challenge team, who are able to come up with little technical concepts like this that always impress me and that I don't think I ever would have been able to think of. Once the footlocker reaches the pontoon, it is opened to reveal eight mess kits (even more World War II greatness), each with letters written on them in morse code. The mess kits are then brought back to shore to be placed in the correct order to spell the word "immunity." Koror wins, and so concludes another challenge which truly inspires me in its creative simplicity.

4/5

episode 3 reward challenge

By Any Means Necessary Physical Race

This is the introduction of a Survivor classic, and I won't bother with keeping suspense- this is one of my favorite Survivor challenges. It is yet another one of those challenges that uses such a simple concept and executes it so unbelievably well. This is the fourth physical contact challenge to appear on the show, and I think this is far and away the best we have seen so far. Two people from each tribe face off 1 on 1; there is one ring out in the ocean, and the two must battle their way back to their tribe's platform. The first person with one hand on the ring and one hand on their platform scores a point for their tribe. Like I've said before, challenges like this are some of my all time favorite types of challenges. They may be a bit barbaric, but for whatever reason, I can never, even for a second, look away during these types of games. What I love about this challenge is that, unlike in Pilfering Pirates and Boarding Party, this challenge allows what feel like actual battles. It's not just where you knock your opponent off a narrow balance beam and win in something of a two second ordeal, but rather, an intense, physical showdown that truly requires, as the name suggests, all means necessary to be used in order to succeed over your opponent. While the match-ups begin as 1 on 1s, later on in the challenge, we start getting 2 on 2s as well, which I think are even more exciting because there is even more action going on in the water. We get a lot of wildly entertaining match-ups, but the star of this challenge for me has to be Angie. She is just fantastic here; still feeling the need to prove herself to her tribe, her ruthlessness in this challenge is impossible to overlook, and it makes the whole thing that much better. As I mentioned before, this is a classic Survivor challenge, and thus, will return numerous times, often played with some minor changes in design, most notably, shallower water. While I do think changes like that improve the challenge, this is simply a challenge that I think is already so good that it's going to get a perfect score regardless. And when it comes to this original version of this challenge, there is one small thing that I really love. Rather than having a producer manually reset the game after each round by bringing the ring back out into the ocean like we see today, in this season, Jeff has this crazy machine where he pulls a lever and, like magic, a new buoy just pops out from under the water. It's such an unnecessary but charming addition to the challenge.

5/5

episode 3 immunity challenge

Hot Pursuit Endurance

It is once again time for the rare tribal endurance challenge, and if you ask me, this is the best tribal endurance challenge to ever appear on the show- wow, it's almost like I can't stop saying great things about this season's challenges so far! So anyway, even though this challenge hasn't appeared that many times on the show, I think the near-universal admiration of it from the fanbase is enough for me to consider this another Survivor classic, having its first run here in Palau. Once again, simple but amazingly effective; each tribe, their members clipped together, starts on opposite ends of an oval ring, carrying backpacks with 20 pound weights. The first tribe to catch the other tribe wins the challenge. As if the 100+ degree temperature wasn't enough, this challenge secures its spot as one of the most brutal ever Survivor challenges by having it take place in shallow water- everyone knows just how frustrating it is to try and walk around in ankle-deep water; it feels like each step takes so much extra effort. And it would be one thing if it were a race through the shallow water, which would be hard, but at least you know the end is in sight. In this challenge though, it's endurance, so you don't even know how long the torture is going to last- it's a challenge designed to push a tribe to absolute exhaustion, to such extent that the other team, which began as far away from you as you were from them, is able to completely overcome them. It is just cruel. It's sort of like having an auto racing competition between two competitors, but instead of the winner being the first person to complete five laps, it's whoever can lap the other driver first. Also, because the tide is rising while this challenge is played, it actually gets harder the longer it goes. By the time the challenge finally ends as Ulong is overtaken by Koror, the exhaustion in everyone's faces speaks for itself. Ultimately, it's an incredibly difficult, incredibly great challenge.

5/5

episode 4 reward challenge

Build a Better Bathroom Miscellaneous Challenge

That's right, the Home Depot challenge has returned- if you've read my All-Stars entry, you already know that this is one of my all-time favorite Survivor challenges, and this is actually the last time we are going to see it. Instead of in All-Stars, where each tribe was tasked at building a shelter, this season, each tribe is tasked with building a bathroom, and I actually like how they are shaking things up a little bit. I will just say, right off the bat, that this version doesn't quite live up to the original, only for two reasons that are completely beyond this challenge's control. First, there are only two tribes instead of three, and second, there is no Rupert. Even still, this is one of my favorite challenges of the season, and just like before, I am going to break it down scene by scene, because if there is anything that is worth my time, it is this.

The fun starts before the challenge even begins, because for some reason, Ulong is completely incapable of choosing which of their remaining tribe members should be the tribe representative. Everyone tries to push the role onto someone else, and when no decision is made, they decide to just forget about it and go fishing. The next scene begins with some of the most dramatic music to appear on the show thus far, and it perfectly behooves the intensity of the scene- Jeff Probst is sitting on the edge of a speedboat that has a giant Home Depot logo stamped onto it. First he stops at Koror's beach, who chose Ian as their representative. It is revealed that it is his job to select six items from the Home Depot Tool Shed, and by the way, I really like this twist. It's not as easy as it was in All-Stars, where each tribe basically had unlimited tools. Here, you have to put a lot more thought into it, and it also puts some pressure on the representative, because you don't want to be the guy who picks a bunch of useless tools because you didn't know any better. After Ian makes his selection, Jeff makes his dramatic arrival at the Ulong tribe, and asks them who their representative is. He is absolutely dumbfounded to learn that they have not chosen a representative yet, and so everyone on the tribe just volunteers James to be the representative. At first James is nervous about what his role will entail, but is delighted when he finds out that it is a construction challenge. James begins to feel very confident, and tells Jeff that he actually used to build houses... oh no, this is sounding familiar.

At the Koror tribe, we see that everyone is working tirelessly at the shelter. We even see Tom making a blueprint by using a stick to carve into the sand. The audience is shown that this is a tribe who knows what they are doing. Williard has a confessional where he notes how Tom and Ian are always complimenting the rest of the group on their contributions, and especially praises Tom, describing him as the leader and their "little motor that makes the train run." One person who is not amused by Tom's leadership is Caryn, which is a bit ironic considering she is the one who is going to refuse to flip on him during the Post Merge, but I digress; she says that the women won't even throw a stick into the fire without going "Tom? Tom??? Can I throw a stick into the fire? Tom?!" She is pretty funny here.

Back at the Ulong camp, James says in confessional that he feels good that he is going to be able to use his skills to "help build us a little outhouse, so we can win us a shelter." Everything seems to be going well, until Stephenie makes a small recommendation- she proposes that the planks of wood be placed in the other direction, because they aren't going to be sturdy otherwise. James, the leader, is incredulous- "Oh honey." "What?" Stephenie replies. "We've got to nail it." he says. It's a pretty tense exchange, and once again, something that feels all too familiar to a certain exchange on a certain Saboga tribe. In a confessional, Stephenie explains that while she is happy to have James as the team leader, he can be too fatherly, which is annoying. This is followed by a scene with James teaching Angie how to use a staple gun, something she explains with noticeable aggravation in her tone, that she uses every day in her job. In a confessional, Angie explains that when something is broken in her house, she fixes it, and so James should just leave her alone. Then, we get a scene where Kim effectively just gives up; yep, things are slowly falling apart for the Ulong tribe. Kim explains to the tribe that she needs food, and that she is so dizzy that she could just pass out. James gives a confessional where he states that "Kim's a little bit useless," which is a bit nicer than how Boston Rob described his tribemates, but hysterical nonetheless, and continues, "Finally we've found something that she likes to do, which is sew, something where she can just sit on her ass and (sewing noises)," and this is the epitome of why I love James' confessionals so much. Next we get a heroic Bobby Jon scene; he explains to us that when he starts working hard on something, his whole body and soul just goes into it. There's a really funny scene where he spends so much time chopping down a tree, only for it to fall vertically exactly onto another tree, something so unfortunate that you would only expect it to happen to the Ulong tribe. Kim gives everyone's favorite type of confessional, where she talks about how much she hates her tribe because they aren't as lazy as her. Then she thinks that she is the smart one, sitting in the center (not doing anything), with a bunch of people running around with their heads chopped off (actually trying). She does make one pretty fun observation though, which is that James is slowly going to drive everyone insane, and that she is watching everyone "mentally lose it." This is followed by a scene with James annoying everyone in the most hilarious ways possible, like asking everyone "who wants to sit on the potty?"

Anyway, that's all for the building stage of the challenge, now it's time for Jeff, and challenge builder Jesse (he's no Rafu but we'll take what we can get), to visit each camp and have the bathrooms be judged. They first stop at the Koror beach, and Tom gives Jesse a tour. Suffice to say, the Koror tribe has an incredible bathroom. Everything looks so polished and nice, it's honestly amazing how cozy they were able to make it feel; they even had an adjustable shower!

As Jeff and Jesse pull into the Ulong camp, it is clear that the tribe is still finishing up their shelter. James gives Jesse a tour, and really, it's a pretty good bathroom. I mean, Koror's bathroom was definitely nicer, but Ulong was by no means the disaster that Saboga was in this challenge. James says that he is a redneck so he doesn't brush his teeth, which reminds me to stress how much better I think this challenge was due to James' presence. He was definitely the closest thing we had to Rupert in this season, and he is just great television throughout the entire process. After Jesse and Jeff leave, James gives one of his infamous prophetic confessionals in which he says that he thinks that they won, no doubt. "They'll be back in about... I estimate 2, 3 hours!"

Back at the Koror tribe, the tribe members are sitting down, wondering to themselves if they won. Shortly after, they hear the sound of a motor, and it is revealed that yes, Koror did win the challenge. Back at Ulong, we get a pretty depressing but funny-in-the-most-guilty-way scene of the people on the tribe just waiting around, slowly losing confidence that they won the challenge; they keep saying to themselves things like "they'll be back" and "there's no way their shelter was half as good as ours," but their sentiments are not supported by the increasingly hopeless tones with which they speak... And that's the end of the challenge! Man, I love it so much.

5/5

episode 4 immunity challenge

Sumo at Sea Physical Race

Believe it or not, it is time for the introduction of yet another Survivor classic, and perhaps one of the best and most recognizable challenges in the series- Sumo at Sea. It's another physical contact challenge, making this the first season of the show to have more than one in the same season- I'm all for it. One member from each tribe squares off on a circular platform and ram into each other using padded bags. The first person to knock the other person into the water scores a point for their team. It just sounds brutal, and yes, it is! And I find it to be almost impossibly entertaining!!! They also managed to squeeze in a little bit of this season's World War II/industrial theme by making the platform resemble a helipad- it's a completely unnecessary but brilliant addition to the challenge. Okay, let's talk about how it goes down between Ulong and Koror, and first I'd like to mention that the tribes are playing to 6, and it actually comes down to the final point. That is great for multiple reasons. For one, in a season with a narrative about one tribe always coming so close to victory but never failing to come up just short at the end, the fact that it is so close makes the entire thing so much more nerve-racking for the audience. And it's not like Ulong scores a point and then Koror scores a point and they just alternate the whole time, what happens is actually much more interesting. The challenge begins pretty evenly, but then Koror starts to pull ahead, and it seems like they are going to win. But then, Ulong scores a bunch of points, and that's how we end up at 5-5. And in the spirit of Palau, a season which I always think of as being more of an artful Shakespearian tragedy than a season of Survivor, the Ulong tribe loses the final round, and is sent back to tribal council for the fourth time in a row. The other reason this is great is that we get to see all 11 possible rounds, and there is some very good stuff in there; at one point, Angie scores a point and starts yelling, and we get some really funny commentary from Jeff Probst. He says something like "Angie is so excited she doesn't know what she is saying!" as he waves his hands around in the air. My favorite match-up is the rematch between Stephenie and Jenn; the whole round is very back-and-forth, and there are some harsh collisions between both women. In one round, Ibrehem knocks Gregg into the water with just one push, which is pretty funny. But interestingly enough, aside from that one round, the men on the Ulong tribe lose every single match-up; it is actually the women of Ulong that carry the tribe, which is something unexpected that I very much enjoy.

5/5


episode 5 reward challenge

Sea Salvage Physical Race

You know, while Survivor challenges are often very creative and done in beautiful settings, it's very rare that these two elements mix together in any meaningful way; that is, it is not often that Survivor challenges truly take advantage of the uniqueness of the environment around them. The only other one up to this point that really stands out to me is the Butch Cassidy challenge from Survivor: The Australian Outback, where everyone had to jump off a giant waterfall. So when you take a challenge like "Sea Salvage," which involves a sunken Japanese shipwreck and a myriad of fun ideas, you can only imagine how high I am going to be on it. I mean seriously, I don't think this is talked about enough; this is a Japanese shipwreck! The ship that the art department made themselves in Pearl Islands was amazing in of itself, but this is real!!! It is amazing how perfectly it comes into play here too- the scenery is beautiful, the ship is clearly visible from the surface of the ocean, but just deep enough to make for a compelling Survivor challenge; it's almost as if this ship, however many decades ago it sank, did so on purpose in this exact spot, just so that years later, Survivor: Palau could use it for a challenge. So about that challenge- what exactly is it? Well, attached to the shipwreck are sake bottles, and each tribe sends out one person at a time to retrieve one of the bottles, so in this way, it's actually kind of similar to the Dive Masters challenge from last season, albeit instead of a timer, it's the first tribe to six bottles that wins. But where this challenge stands out is in the way that the tribe members get to the ship. Basically, the person going to the ship stands on a pontoon, and the rest of the tribe hauls them over to the ship using a pulley system; it's actually quite similar to something we saw in Pearl islands' All Tied Up challenge, but this time, you are pulling your own tribemate. There's also a lot of emotion in this challenge- Ulong is at the point of desperation to win a challenge- Stephenie is particularly great here. She wants to win so bad, and when people like Ibrehem dive down into the water and fail to get a sake bottle, you can tell how much it hurts for her to watch.

Suffice to say, this challenge is getting a perfect score from me, and if you haven't realized, that makes five in a row. If you count the Heads Up challenge, to which I gave an almost perfect score of 4/5, that would be eight in a row. Survivor: Palau has eight challenges that all come one right after the other that I would describe as being nearly perfect challenges. That is so unbelievably impressive that I truly do not think there is a way for me to stress it. The fact is, we are not even a quarter of the way through revisiting all of the seasons of Survivor, but I can guarantee to you that this will never happen again.

5/5


episode 6 reward challenge

Shooting Gallery Skill

Time for another challenge that plays directly into this season's theme: One person from each tribe at a time attempts to use a replica World War II cannon gun to shoot tiles, and the first tribe to break all of their tiles wins Reward. This is a challenge that is very similar to something we saw in Pearl Islands, although there are some noteworthy changes. That was an individual challenge with only a few targets for each competitor; here, it's tribal, and each tribe has to knock out eight tiles in order to score a victory. Once again, it is a very close challenge, but in the end, Ulong actually wins this one!

3/5

episode 6 immunity challenge

Build It Up, Break It Down Miscellaneous Challenge / Physical Race

Get ready for yet another fantastic challenge, that has only ever been used this one time- we do get something similar in Survivor: Micronesia, but it isn't quite the same- this is a very unique concept, so let me go ahead and break it down. Each tribe gets treemail in the form of a box with a flag inside. They are told that the flag belongs to their enemy, and it is their job to make it impenetrable by using the ropes provided... Once the challenge begins, it's going to be the first tribe that is able to open the box that the other team tied up, and I seriously love this idea so much. It is completely different from any other challenge the show had seen up to this point, and besides that Micronesia challenge I mentioned, there's really never been anything like this since. And just like in the "Build a Better Bathroom" challenge, James Miller deserves a lot of credit for making this challenge as entertaining as it is. See, James "knows a few things about knots." James learned in the navy about an elusive knot, that you can't even see— if you try and pull on it, it only gets tighter. You might be thinking "what is this witchcraft?!" Do not question James Miller! Well forgive me for spoiling this, but the Ulong tribe is going to lose this challenge. The reason that I point this out now is because I think it is very funny that the editors do not even show the Koror tribe tying their box, it's like they want the audience to be just as confident about this as Ulong is, and that's what makes what is about to happen all the more funnier.

Now we are at the challenge, and Jeff explains that there is more to this than just the rope- each tribe will have twenty minutes to swim out to retrieve bundles of lumber to build a fortress around their footlocker, making it even more difficult for the other tribe to open the box. Let me just say, another thing I really love about this challenge is how relatable the agony the players must feel about the prospect of opening one of these boxes is. I'm the type of person where I get annoyed just having to untangle a few cords, so this looks nightmarish. Anyway, during this phase of the game, we get some more amazing commentary from Jeff Probst, and you can already start to see that Ulong's dependence on James' strategy may have been a bad idea; "James getting a game plan for Ulong, and it starts with keeping his toga on!" That's not even the only time Jeff rags on James, and at one point, even Coby from the Koror tribe starts making fun of him. So of course, after the twenty minutes pass and each tribe has a pretty sizable structure surrounding their box, they switch, and the race to undo what the other tribe did begins. Ulong's magical knot is no match for Koror, Ulong loses yet another Immunity Challenge, and thus concludes one of the most inventive Survivor challenges.

5/5

episode 7 reward challenge

S.O.S. Miscellaneous Challenge

It has been quite a while, but the SOS Signal challenge has finally returned, and sadly, for the last time. If you've seen me talk about this challenge in other seasons, then you already know what a fan I am of this one. This season is probably the most interesting out of all four seasons simply due to the circumstances; only three people from each tribe are allowed to work on the distress signal, which is far less than in previous seasons, and it means these smaller groups of people need to work a lot harder in order to make anything impressive-looking. Surprisingly enough though, but tribes end up with decent enough signals, but unsurprisingly enough, Ulong loses this one too. We get possibly my favorite Bobby Jon gone mad moment during this challenge, specifically when the plane flies over their camp. He just starts absolutely freaking out, it's like he's been taken over by a demon. He loses all control of his body as his arms start flying around and he charges into the water while screaming- did I mention Koror wins this challenge? Anyway, a lot of people at the Koror beach are nervous that Ulong might have beat them on this one, so when they see that the plane drops the supplies over their beach, it's a genuinely heartwarming scene as everyone celebrates. This is then juxtaposed by one of the most delightfully cruel scenes I have seen on this show, as the plane flies back over the Ulong beach, who are literally praying that they have finally won something, and it just flies by without dropping anything. It's so funny. I mean, that would be like if Jesse decided to drive the Home Depot boat back to the Ulong tribe just to tell them they lost and then cruised off into the horizon. Anyway, I think this and Africa are tied for being my two favorite renditions of this challenge, and it's funny because they are so opposite in emotion- Africa's version is so jolly and upbeat, and Palau's version is so depressing, but both behoove the mood of their season so perfectly.

5/5

episode 7 immunity challenge

Sea Stars Mental / Physical Race

This is kind of like a combination of the generic slide puzzle challenge from Survivor: Africa and the lotus-shaped floating puzzle in Survivor: Thailand. Two very mediocre challenges you would expect to culminate in yet another mediocre challenge, and yet, I must admit that I get quite a bit of enjoyment out of watching this one. You see, the slide puzzle looks very easy, right? But it turns out, the cast of Palau, and especially the people on the Ulong tribe, are terrible at slide puzzles, and I'm glad they are, because they actually turn this into a very entertaining trainwreck of a challenge. I'm just going to focus on Ulong here- so Bobby Jon is chosen to be the caller, and he is absolutely hopeless here. Jeff Probst comments that "Ulong may be worse off than when we started," and it's funny as much as it is true. Eventually we see that the elapsed time is 30 minutes, which is a shocking amount of time to pass in a challenge that is literally just a 4 by 4 slide puzzle that Christian could solve in 10 seconds, and this is where Jeff decides to make another amusing observation: "Bobby Jon, I'm not sure if you've made any progress since we've started." This is when they decide to switch out and make Stephenie the caller, but even the great Stephenie LaGrossa is no slide puzzle saviant. After an absolutely astonishing 1 hour and 15 minutes, the Koror tribe finally finishes this challenge that I think would have taken 15 minutes tops in most other seasons.

3/5

episode 8 reward challenge

Cool Hand Balut Miscellaneous Challenge

It is time for a food eating challenge, which took a 1-season break after its first ever absence in Vanuatu, but has now returned at a very unusual spot in the season. I will say, in a season of absolutely incredible challenge quality, I find it interesting that I consider this to be the worst version of one of my favorite recurring challenges. You know, in the early seasons, this would always be the second Immunity Challenge, and I think that was a great spot for it. It would be weird to have something so non-physical be the first challenge, but it made perfect sense to do in episode 2. It is much better to do this challenge with more people because it is more likely that someone will refuse to eat the food item, thus losing for their tribe and causing some drama. Unfortunately though, this is episode 8, in a season with no tribe switch, and the Ulong tribe is down to 2 people, which means that a grand total of four people are competing in this challenge. The Koror tribe got to choose exactly which two people they wanted to play, so obviously they chose two people who would have no problem eating the balut, and neither Stephenie nor Bobby Jon seemed to have much trouble with it either. I will say, this is the first time we see balut appear in this challenge, and it is the only item here- similar to Borneo, Africa, and Marquesas, the entire challenge revolves around one food item, which is fine, but I do think it's worth pointing out that this is the last season where this is ever the case. Because the same two people from each tribe eat every other round, there isn't a lot of suspense, because obviously if you were able to eat 2 baluts without much trouble, why would you struggle with 3? It is still very enjoyable watching people eat gross food, I don't want anyone to get the impression that I'm low on this challenge, because I still enjoy it quite a bit, I am just being critical in saying that I'm not sure why they decided to wait until episode 8 to do it. My only theory is that they were originally going to merge the tribes in this episode, but they wanted to see if Ulong was going to get decimated so they delayed the merge until episode 9. If that theory were correct, then I guess I would expect that this was going to be an Individual Immunity Challenge, similar to Survivor: The Amazon, that they changed last minute into a tribal challenge, and the Immunity Challenge for this episode that I am about to talk about was originally going to be a Team Reward Challenge.

3/5

episode 8 immunity challenge

Under Current Physical Race / Mental

This is a pretty good challenge, it essentially takes the Swahili Scramble challenge from Africa and All-Stars and combines it with a whole other physical section. The way the water section works is one person from each tribe at a time has to pull themselves along a rope under the water (exactly like in Pearl Islands'  Keel Hauling challenge) to reach a bag of puzzle pieces. Then the next person goes, and each bag of puzzle pieces is a little bit further from the previous. Once all of the bags are collected, we see something that I think is really cool- the puzzle pieces are actually used to build the word scramble. From there, it's just standard Survivor word scramble stuff— find the words, circle the intersecting letters, unscramble them to form a phrase. It ends up being pretty close, but Ulong loses once again, meaning they lost every possible Immunity Challenge before the sort-of-Merge of Survivor: Palau. Anyway, I think this is good- it's not the most memorable thing to come out of Survivor: Palau but it's enjoyable.

3/5

episode 9 immunity challenge

Perch Endurance

Survivor: Palau has introduced a lot of top tier challenges, but there is no harm in bringing back a few top tier challenges from previous seasons too! This classic Survivor challenge Perch has returned from The Australian Outback and The Amazon, and just like in those two seasons, it is the first Immunity Challenge following the Merge- a perfect spot for it if you ask me. This is also the last time we are ever going to see this challenge- well actually, they kind of do a variant of it in Cook Islands, but in that version, it's less about will power and more about balance, so it's totally different in my opinion. I'm not going to do a whole paragraph again about why I love this challenge so much and why it is objectively one of the most compelling challenges on the show, but if you want to see that, go read what I wrote about this challenge in my The Australian Outback and The Amazon entries. I will say, this is probably the least interesting out of all three appearances, it just doesn't have a big defining moment; In Season 6, it's Jenna and Heidi stripping, in Season 2, it's the elusive "Elapsed Time: 10 Hours" chyron, but even still, I love this challenge so much because of it being solely will power- Stephenie makes a baffling decision to jump down for pizza, and she is very lucky she gets past this. One fun moment during this challenge is when Ian makes an allusion to what happened in The Amazon, when he tells Jeff that he'd take his clothes off for some chocolate and peanut butter, and Jeff jokes "nobody wants to see that, Ian." It's really funny, and it also comes at a time in the series where it is very rare for players to be so meta- the only other one I can really think of off the top of my mind up to this point is in Season 2 when Mad Dog votes for Kel and makes an allusion to Sue's snake and rat speech. But I digress- one other thing I'm obviously going to mention is Jeff's lounge chair he pulls out during this challenge- it's hilarious; if only he had thought to bring it to the Final Immunity Challenge!

5/5

episode 10 reward challenge

Water Tower Physical Race

This is certainly an interesting one. Each team has to transport one piece of scaffolding at a time from the beach to their little station in the water. Once all five pieces of scaffolding are collected one person climbs up the tower to grab the flag. This looks like a pretty tough challenge physically, but I don't know... It kind of gives me the same vibes that Vanuatu's Merge Challenge gave me, where it's just a lot of swimming back and forth which can get kind of monotonous after a while. Not bad, but not Palau's finest challenge.

2/5

episode 10 immunity challenge

Last Gasp Endurance

Back in my very first entry in which I revisited Survivor: Borneo, when I got the to Witch Hunt challenge, I said that Witch Hunt, or "Folklore," whichever you prefer, was one of my two favorite Survivor challenges of all time. Yep, this is the other one. It's difficult for me to find the right words to describe this challenge, but I'll try my best here. Each player positions themself in the water, underneath a grated steel barrier. As the tide rises, their breathing space slowly fades away. Before long, the water is up to your ears... then your eyes... if it weren't for the fact that you've pushed your mouth through the bars, that would be covered too, and even like that, it won't be long. It is a terrifying challenge- it is chilling to watch; for some reason it is so easy to imagine being one of the competitors, trying not to panic in this Survivor drowning simulator. Survivor: Thailand had a tribal challenge that I was quite harsh on, which attempted to test a similar quality, but the cast was so bad at it, and even if they weren't, it was so clunky and difficult to relate to, just sitting at home watching. This is the complete opposite, just watching this challenge is nerve-racking, you can feel the anxiety. So yes, this is one of my two favorite Survivor challenges.

Now, I would really like to place some extra emphasis on how insanely good of an idea I think this was. I don't know who on the challenge team came up with this, maybe it was Kirhoffer, maybe it was someone else, but whoever it was, they are an absolute genius. Simple but effective has been a recurring theme throughout this series of mine, and I think this the paragon of that philosophy. I mean, just think of what they were going for here. They wanted to make a challenge that specifically tested its players' abilities to remain calm, when everything else in their body told them to do otherwise. So what do you do? Trap them in a cage with spiders? Make them walk on a tightrope really high above the water??? That's probably what some shows would go for, and actually, I think I just described the premise of Fear Factor, but what the challenge team came up with here is something completely unique and unexpected- what if we just use the magic of the environment? Incorporating earth's tides into a Survivor challenge... the changing of the tides is something that has happened on Earth for billions of years, and will continue to happen for billions of years to come- even if humanity completely destroys itself, even if all of us are gone in fifty years- the tides don't know that; I just find there's something so pure and beautiful about that fact, and it is seamlessly worked into the challenge. This isn't Jeff turning a crank making the challenge more difficult, this is just nature- that's it. There is no other challenge on Survivor that is evenly remotely similar in that way, and it's a spectacular thing.

The challenge also introduces a new twist, "Exile Island," where the first person to drop out of the challenge is further punished by being sent to an island all by themselves for the night- I like this, it just adds a bit more to stress over in an already unbelievably pressuring challenge. This person is ultimately going to be Janu, a fact that is integral to the storyline of the season, both by completing Janu's growth narrative and very likely being the catalyst for her sacrifice to save Stephenie from being voted out the next day. We will see this challenge a couple more times on Survivor, which is a very good thing.

5/5

episode 11 reward challenge

Missing In Auction Miscellanious Challenge

After a three-season hiatus, the Survivor Auction has returned! I don't have a lot to say about this one. I mean, it's fantastic, of course, basically all auctions are. We get a few fun scenes with food, Jeff tells Ian he smells bad, and everyone buys their letters from home. It's heartwarming stuff!

4/5


episode 11 immunity challenge

Kamikaze Skill

This is a really fun challenge; I suspect I may like this one more than most people. It's very simple, one person at a time has to throw a coconut at the grid of tiles in an attempt to knock out their own colors. The catch is, you have to be careful, because if you accidentally knock out somebody else' tile, that still counts for them. That can be especially tricky. Consider, for instance, the person you really do not want to win has just one tile left, and it is right next to one of your last tiles. Do you even go for it? Or is it safer to just let someone else sneak up and win? I love challenges that allow for dilemmas like this. And by the way, the tiles are very pretty, great job to whoever painted them. For some reason I find there to be something extremely satisfying when someone nails a really good shot. Another thing I appreciate about this challenge is that it has a clear identity; it's not like so many of the challenges we see today that just sort of end with a "carnival game" that doesn't at all relate to the first half of the challenge- this is a challenge that is proud of being a carnival game and the entire challenge stays consistent in what it is asking of you.

3/5


episode 12 reward challenge

First Quencer Q&A Mental

It's time for another round of Survivor Quiz Show, once again using the coconut-chop format! Everyone is asked trivia questions about Palau, mostly about geography but there's a bit of other stuff too. There is actually some pretty interesting stuff going on here with the chopping- this is another challenge that is appearing a bit later than usual, but here it actually works pretty well, as Gregg's loyalty to Jenn becomes abundantly clear, much to the frustration of Kaite. The thing that stands out to me the most about this challenge though is the way they set up the coconut-chop part- it's really cool. Super, super cool- just like in so many other areas of the season, it feels very industrial. You aren't chopping a coconut or extinguishing someone's torch, you are pulling a lever which magically causes the person's fire to drop further and further to the ground each time- and the ground itself is awesome, using the location to its advantage- it is a little stream of water. I honestly do not even understand how this works. Like I said before, really smart people over on that challenge team!

4/5

episode 12 immunity challenge

Second Chance Physical Race / Mental / Skill / Miscellaneous Challenge

It is time for everyone's favorite Survivor tradition, the Survivor Pentathlon! Of course, it is still elimination-style, and we are revisiting six previous challenges, which is a very respectable number. Without going into too much detail about it, here are just a couple of observations: I really like that the last stage is the shooting challenge, it makes the end feel really tense. Just like in Survivor: Thailand, they actually incorporated the food eating challenge as one of the stages, which I love. Also, they actually made the Sea Stars puzzle even easier by adding a second missing piece- is this the easiest puzzle to ever appear on Survivor? The funny thing is, I'm willing to bet that when they first conceived this challenge, there was only one missing piece, but after watching the tribes spend over an hour trying to solve the same puzzle, they thought they had no other choice than to make it even easier.

4/5

episode 13 reward challenge

Raft Rally Physical Race / Mental

This is a very strange challenge- it reminds me quite a bit of Final 6 Reward Challenge in Survivor: The Amazon, but just a little bit stranger than that. Everyone has to sail out using traditional Palauan bamboo rafts- don't you just love a Survivor season that incorporates both an epic World War II theme and culture into its challenges?! Anyway, there are five bags that you have to collect, each with a distance marker. You have to place these distance markers next to the correct cities on your sign board, signifying how far away they are from Palau. So yeah, it's a very different type of challenge, but it's actually still quite fun and interesting.

3/5

episode 13 immunity challenge

R.A.M. Mental / Physical Race

This is a really great challenge; it is sort of like the next evolution of the Box Your Mind challenge from Survivor: Africa. Essentially, you have to race across a bunch of fun-looking obstacles- a disc walk, floating pontoons, and a rope bridge- until you reach the "memory puzzle," which contains fifteen images on a grid. You will then run back to the other side to try and recreate what you saw on your own grid. Of course, most people wouldn't be able to remember all fifteen images at once, so you are going to have to make multiple trips. The trick is trying to remember as many as you can without overwhelming yourself and forgetting everything halfway back to the start; it's risk vs reward, and I love that quite a bit. There are definitely a few entertaining falls along the obstacle course too.

4/5

episode 14 immunity challenge

Tower of Domination Physical Race / Skill

This is definitely an interesting challenge- it is impressively large, and is played in two rounds, elimination-style. In the first round, everyone is attached to a rope, and they must travel through a "tire crawl-through" obstacle, untying rings of keys along the way. After that is the tower section: For the first level, you use the three keys to unlock a series of padlocks to reach the second level. On the second level, you have to untie ropes to open a trapdoor. On the third level, you have to use a grappling hook to retrieve four ladder rungs off the ground (some of these obstacles should sound familiar to the Great Escape Run challenge from Vanuatu). The ladder rungs are used to reach the fourth level, where you must then untie your flag and raise it. All of this is interesting to a certain extent but none of it feels particularly exciting. The second round is pretty cool though- the two competitors have to zoom over the ocean using a flying fox to reach a platform with a bag with giant numbers inside, which have to be tested in various orders on a combination lock until something works. I'm not a huge fan of introducing this element of luck into the game, but it is pretty minor and it isn't a problem for me when the rest of the challenge is so impressive in scope. Also, Jeff is quite funny during this challenge- Katie isn't doing so well and he lets her know it... over and over again.

4/5

episode 14 final immunity challenge

Bob-Bob Buoy Endurance

I am so excited to talk about the best Final Immunity Challenge to ever appear on Survivor- and in my opinion, one of the best moments in Survivor history in one of the best finales in Survivor history- if you've seen Survivor: Palau, it is impossible that you would have forgotten this challenge- a challenge which holds the record, to this day, as the longest endurance challenge to ever appear on Survivor. 11 hours and 55 minutes- that is incredible. The Australian Outback's Perch is the second longest endurance challenge at 10 hours, and yet, this manages to be so much more impressive than even that, because these finalists are not just standing on a perch- they are standing on a very painful disc that is constantly tipping over. In a Survivor Oz interview, Ian has said that he and Tom still have issues in their nerves because of this challenge. Anyway, the length of this challenge is incredible, but that in of itself is not what makes this challenge so special. In fact, I would argue that even if this challenge only lasted for a few hours, it would still be the best Final Immunity Challenge, and that is because of the incredible story that is going on during it.

I mentioned earlier how Survivor: Palau feels less like a Survivor season and more like a Shakespearian tragedy- I'd like to elaborate on that. This entire season feels fake- not in a production interference way or anything like that, but fake as in it feels like a movie. There is no other season of Survivor that is anything like it- it feels like a story from beginning to end, that some scriptwriter came up with, and I think it's a miracle that the season actually plays out the way it does. You start with two tribes- Ulong and Koror. Koror is a fun group, and Tom is a great leader. Him and Ian and Katie form a very tight bond, and you want to root for them. At the same time, the people on the Ulong tribe are very likable- there's Bobby Jon, there's Angie, there's James, they are all such lovable people- every single one of them is eliminated before the merge. Ulong does not win a single Immunity Challenge, and an entire family is torn apart by nature of the game— it's a tragedy in every sense of the word. Then we enter Act 2— and it really does feel like an entirely new act; Survivor: Palau feels like two seasons of Survivor combined into one. Act 2 starts off with some bright moments, but it's all a silver lining. The very second episode after the "Merge" sees one woman, who feels that she is content with what she got out of Survivor, decides to sacrifice herself so that the audience favorite and sole survivor of the Ulong tribe can live on. But in the next episode, it proves to have all been in vain, as Stephenie is voted out at the very next vote— it's a tragedy. The game goes on with the remaining Koror members, and the bond between Tom, Ian, and Katie strengthens, but at the Final 4, Ian betrays Tom's trust when he learns that he planned on voting for him had he lost the final challenge. Suddenly, in the spirit of a tragedy, even the brightest part of the season, Ian and Tom's relationship, is no longer. When it gets down to the Final Immunity Challenge, both men are committed to voting the other person out if they win Immunity, with Katie's spot in the Final 2 all but guaranteed. This challenge is the climax of the season— everything had been leading up to this point, where two people, who once ran the game together, are facing off against each other— it simply does not get more climactic than that. At first, it seems very straight forward- whoever falls first is going home and that is that. But as we reach the eleventh hour, literally, Ian starts to reflect. Ian makes the "ultimate shock" (which happens to be the episode title which I think is wonderful), by declaring that his friendship with Tom and Katie is more important to him than the million dollars, and that he will step down and take third place— this isn't an easy decision, obviously, as it isn't made until almost twelve hours pass, but ultimately, Ian decides to sacrifice himself- and it's a dramatic scene. Some people describe this moment as a brilliant but evil act of manipulation on the part of Tom and Katie, who knowingly guilt-tripped Ian into dropping, but I do not see it that way at all- I see it as the culmination of one of the most emotionally-driven and powerful seasons of the show, and so the dramatic story of Survivor: Palau ends with Ian making one final sacrifice so that he can find peace. I'm telling you, you couldn't make this stuff up— and yet, it feels like someone did- and it's really quite beautiful in retrospect- Survivor: Palau may be a dark tragedy, but its story is also a masterpiece. That is what this challenge— that lasted almost twelve hours— means to me.

5/5

Final Thoughts

Survivor: Palau is beyond my wildest dreams in what I'd like to see in a season from a challenge perspective. It's almost hard to believe that there even exists a season of Survivor which challenges that are this good all throughout. I am quite confident that this will not be topped, and that I say with relative safety that I have found the Survivor season with the best challenges overall. I mean, I guess it's possible, we'll see, but I don't think so. Survivor: Palau's challenges encompass everything I enjoy about Survivor challenges in general- there is cultural influence, there is a remarkable and powerful theme in World War II, everything is artistically mind-blowing, and the challenges are perhaps the most creative they have ever been. Just look at the challenges that didn't originate in this season- the Survivor Auction, Perch, the food eating challenge, the SOS challenge, the Home Depot challenge- all of those alone would have made this a fantastic challenge season. Not only are there more challenges of that quality, but there are a lot of them- the majority of this season's challenges are new ideas or at the very least, completely evolve their previous appearance. You have brand new Survivor classics like By Any Means Necessary, Sumo at Sea, Last Gasp, and Hot Pursuit, as well as a whole bunch of other break-out challenges that are native to this season— Bob-Bob Buoy, Sea Salvage, Supply Dump, and Build It Up, Break It Down are all some of the best challenges to appear on the show. This season's challenges were a blast to rewatch, and this entry was a blast to write.

Average Challenge Score: 4.12 (Best so far!)

Ranking Overall So Far: 1/10

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