Out jogging, the Optimist (Enn Reitel) realizes he’s unfit, but when a doctor enrols him at a health farm, he soon discovers the place is more like a prison run by the scary Matron (Fran Ryan). He’s half-starved, tortured in the gym, physically battered in an all-ladies aerobic session, and cut down in a karate class.
Despite this, he falls for a Dancer (Terri Robinson) and devises a plan to escape with her help, using a multitude of disguises and the local fire department. Finally, he makes a bid for freedom, jogging into the sunset with the girl of his dreams.
ENN REITEL
the optimist
the optimist
ME ME LAI
the karate girl
the karate girl
TERRI ROBINSON
the dancer
the dancer
FRAN RYAN
the matron
the matron
ROD COLBIN
the doctor
the doctor
WEST BUCHANAN
the coach
the coach
SANDY BROWN WYETH
the thin girl
the thin girl
director
PETER ELLIS
producer
ROBERT SIDAWAY
written by
RICHARD SPARKS
additional material
ENN REITEL
PETER ELLIS
ROBERT SIDAWAY
music and theme by
DAVID SPEAR
director of photography
PETER APPLETON
editor
JOHN DANIELS
art director
MIKE PORTER
executive producer
JOHN BRITTANY
co-producer
GRAHAM COTTLE
casting
JOSE VILLAVERDE
assistant director
STUART BLACK
assistant cameraman
FRANCIS DE GROOTE
technical assistant
ASHLEY SIDAWAY
electrician
DON JONES
grip
JJ JONES
production assistant
CAROLINE SUTTON
wardrobe
JOANNE KORER
make-up
CAROLYN COWAN
set dresser
PETER JACOVICH
runners
CLAIRE APPLETON
MATHEW HART
assistants to producer
SUE TONKINSON
BEV LANGLEY
musical director
CYRIL PAYNE
New Century Films production
with Charisma Films
for Channel 4
filmed on location in
Los Angeles, California
Summer 1982
our thanks to
Mazda Cars
Frank Usher