Out jogging, the Optimist (Enn Reitel) realizes he’s unfit, but when a doctor enrols him at a health farm, he soon discovers the place is more like a prison run by the scary Matron (Fran Ryan). He’s half-starved, tortured in the gym, physically battered in an all-ladies aerobic session, and cut down in a karate class.

 

Despite this, he falls for a Dancer (Terri Robinson) and devises a plan to escape with her help, using a multitude of disguises and the local fire department. Finally, he makes a bid for freedom, jogging into the sunset with the girl of his dreams.

ENN REITEL
the optimist

ME ME LAI
the karate girl

TERRI ROBINSON
the dancer

FRAN RYAN
the matron

ROD COLBIN
the doctor

WEST BUCHANAN
the coach

SANDY BROWN WYETH
the thin girl

director

PETER ELLIS

producer

ROBERT SIDAWAY

written by

RICHARD SPARKS

additional material

ENN REITEL

PETER ELLIS
ROBERT SIDAWAY

music and theme by

DAVID SPEAR

director of photography

PETER APPLETON

editor

JOHN DANIELS

art director

MIKE PORTER

executive producer

JOHN BRITTANY

co-producer

GRAHAM COTTLE

casting

JOSE VILLAVERDE

assistant director

STUART BLACK

assistant cameraman

FRANCIS DE GROOTE

technical assistant

ASHLEY SIDAWAY

electrician

DON JONES

grip

JJ JONES

production assistant

CAROLINE SUTTON

wardrobe

JOANNE KORER

make-up

CAROLYN COWAN

set dresser

PETER JACOVICH

runners

CLAIRE APPLETON
MATHEW HART

assistants to producer

SUE TONKINSON

BEV LANGLEY

musical director

CYRIL PAYNE

New Century Films production
with Charisma Films
for Channel 4

filmed on location in
Los Angeles, California
Summer 1982

our thanks to

Mazda Cars

Frank Usher

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