The true Alchemists do not want to take action.

Yes, there is a groove in the computer. I mean, inside the computer, where the computational parts are found. The groove is the chain of bits that computers use to calculate maths. It is like a zig-zagging microscopic on-off switch.

Do you bond with the groove?

Yes:

You exemplify the type of character we want to play this part. You recognize the intrinsic properties of objects of matter, and you bond with them deeply at a spiritual level. Use the world to your advantage, and you will find material rewards.

No:

You are a true Alchemist, interacting with the world at a distance. You see there is a difference between matter and consciousness and you have no desire to meld with the elements of the universe. You have a more effective solution to the computer-head problem, by skipping the "head" part entirely. You might be a transhumanist, but you're definitely not logged in to waste time.