Bitcoin's true purpose of completing a specific animal that is made of flesh.

The statue was long and broad. It was a bison, an endangered species, magnificently decorated and large. The monument functioned as a tribute to the great beasts. In the city square where you could find this bison was a coffee shop and a bookstore. It fit in with the architecture perfectly.

Sadly, the statue was cursed with consciousness. It hated life, or what amounted to his life, which amounted to being perfectly still and getting super hot from the sun. Truly, the great bison's soul was trapped in this statue, and it wanted out. It prayed to the human people to come free him.

There is a property of Bitcoin that is not often spoken of because of the danger involved with such a thing. Bitcoin can make an inanimate thing alive. If you touch Bitcoin tender to an object, the object fills with activity and appears to be living. The founder of Bitcoin kept this secret from the world until the very last moment.

Satoshi approached the statue, set in the middle of the hip city square. He retrieved his cell from a very nice black leather bag. He opened the wallet app, and carefully touched the cell phone screen to the statue of the animal. Instantly, it came to life. Satoshi was in danger, though, as the bison bucked and rampaged in the square.

The couples and their coffee were all violently disturbed by the beast.