*This page is an Easter egg page, AKA, a complete joke page, nothing on this page is canon to this series*
Age: ∞
Birthday: 1
Height: 6'9
Likes: Trash, Chaos, Knife Fights With God, Gene Wilder
Dislikes: Grape Soda, The Concept of Time, Raccoons
Favorite Color: Blood
Trash Babey Predates Time. He Witnessed The Birth Of Our Civilizations, And He Will Oversee Our Downfall. Trash Babey Will Be The One To Reap Our Souls Upon The Day Of Our Collective And Simultaneous Deaths. He Is Consumed By Deafening Silence And Empty Noise. Our Lives Are In His Tiny, Tiny Paws.