The Crook's Twist

As guests go through Crook's Square, they will see what looks like a machination of wood and steel go through the forests near the port town. The criminals of Branmere really needed some entertainment that wasn't just alcohol and other acts of debauchery, they needed a real thrill and a way to use their creativity in a good way (that is what there therapist told them at least) and they decided, why not make an attraction that shows of the many creations that they have made. This attraction is a spinning coaster similar to the Curse of the Werewolf attraction at Epic Universe.

The experience starts with a large stone warehouse with crumbling walls and a faded logo of "East Indian Trading Company" on the side of the warehouse. This warehouse is in a state of disrepair with the wooden roof having many holes in it and the doors being rusted open but the criminals didn't have enough money to afford something nice. As guests walk throughout the warehouse, they will witness dozens of creations that range from somewhat "normal" to some that are downright terrifying. This warehouse is also filled with building supplies such as crates of wood and boxes of nails. A series of flags of different nations are also spread around the roof of the warehouse. The 1st major creation that guests will see is a wooden sculpture of the King of England but with a much larger head in comparison to his body. Another creation that they made is a rack like device with a straw dummy in the middle getting actively pulled apart but just loose enough for it to stay together. In the center of the warehouse is the main creation that every criminal contributed to, a massive figurehead of a skeleton raising a torch in one hand and a sword in the other with a robe surrounding his body. These aren't the only creations however, there are many more spread throughout the warehouse and more to come on the coaster. Once guests have finished exploring the warehouse, they will approach the loading station and board one of the 8 cars that can fit 3 people. The journey through the criminal forest begins now.

The cars make a right turn first and go through a ship graveyard in the forest with the many hulls of all different kinds of ships being spread throughout the forest as the cars dodge and weave through the wreckage and narrowly miss a mast that had collapsed with several hanging skeletons on it. The cars enter into a galleon and quickly speed through the many rooms of the galleon as it seems that the galleon somehow got a large hole through the hole that reached all the way from end to end. Guests pass a series of wooden tentacles that are being pulled by a series of ropes and pulleys that simulate the kraken. The ship graveyard eventually passes and guests enter into a large meadow.

This meadow is clear but it seems that a mock battle is going on. There are dozens of scarecrow looking figures that have their arms slowly moving up and down by ropes and cannons that pretend to fire. These figures are spread through the meadow and there are several fortifications spread throughout the meadow. The centerpiece of the meadow is a very large war elephant in the center of the battlefield that has a small human sitting on top of it. Guests weave through the battlefield and narrowly dodge cannon fire from a cannon that was actually loaded which causes an explosion, leading the cars to take a quick left and enter into a thicker part of the forest.

The cars weave past massive trees but guests notice that there is something hiding behind one of those massive trees. A large wooden bear lunges out at guests and a fake roar comes out, the creature is obviously not real and is being used by pulleys. The forest is filled with wooden animals of varying sizes, from a flock of birds that pretend to chirp to a pack of wolves that somehow run along side guests (these criminals are very talented), this forest is truly filled with all sorts of wonders. At the edge of the forest, a large wooden dragon rears it's head from behind a cave and shoots fire nears guests. That scares the cars off to another meadow.

This meadow is filled with a miniature town, filled with miniature people. Guests soar above the town and see the citizens of the town going about their daily life until that they notice that there are massive cars soaring above them. Several cannons come out of the miniature fort and smoke comes out of them as they try to fire at us and make us crash. I have a feeling Madame Otatia has done something to these contraptions that have made them come to life. Speaking of her, a massive wooden animatronic of her recites enchanting's that make the trees around her glow a green. The cars approach the warehouse and guests exit back into a gift shop.