Anti-Martha



Anti-Martha, an Explanation


Anti-Christ in my dictionary...

An enemy of Christ.
A false Christ.
Martha makes life harder; we are trying to make it easier.
For example, she would show you how to make curtains by hand...

...but we say, if all else fails, nail a sheet up ...

She would show you how to make individual place cards & a matching handmade centerpiece for your upcoming formal dinner party.

We would say that the best way to get your butt in gear to clean up your house is to invite someone over for delivery pizza, and make sure that you have everyone use paper plates so that there are no dishes to wash after everyone goes home.


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Clutter is extremely stressful,
so I tend to avoid being at
home as much as possible.
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