Beware the Vortex Part 2

So now that I've established that the Vortex is real (either that or I'm paranoid, which is possible), read on:

Together, Ginger and I have an even stronger impact on people. I wondered how this could be possible, since there are only two of us, and based on the mathematical concept of synergy (the number of people squared, divided by 2, minus the number of people), we are still just two people! But here I am forgetting the obvious because, again, we are confused on so many levels.

For example, if you want to distract a checker, I would recommend saying, "Where am I?" when you write the check. People without a Vortex say something like, "Who should I make the check out to?" Asking someone, "Where am I?" just throws them off a bit.

To add to the confusion, Ginger is just a little bit hard of hearing, so when she is told where she is, half of the time, her response is, "Huh?" I feel sorry for the checker who gets us on his first day. How innocent you are, little checker.

Like two tornadoes that combine, we are stronger together. No one needs a mathematical equation to prove this. They are too busy running the other way.

So I think the next time there's a riot somewhere, the government should send us to handle matters. Chances are, we could successfully slow it down. People would get really confused and tired. They would put their stolen merchandise down, and then they would head home for a nap.