1. The Unauthorized Autobiography postcards
Set of postcards with vintage photographs used in The Unauthorized Autobiography, plus captions on the backs.
Tagline:
The pictures will shock you. The captions will alarm you.
And that's just these free postcards.
Avoid Lemony Snicket: The Unauthorized Autobiography
MAY 2002
Captions:
The gathered crowd at Lemony Snicket's alleged funeral. Note the suspicious-looking person in the seventh row, twelfth from left.
Lemony Snicket, taken a few days following his funeral.
Second Annual Codebreaker's Picnic, V.F.D. Authorities now believe that potato salad was served.
Cast members from the film Zombies in the Snow, now playing at a theater hidden in a theater near you.
Students at Prufrock Preparatory School, bored and glum, following the firing of an English teacher.
The Baudelaires are not buried here.
2. The Pony Party! (HarperCollins version)
False dust jacket released with hardcover copies of The Unauthorized Autobiography. One side resembles a taped-up manila envelope; the other side has a parody of the series' cover design, titled "The Pony Party!" and chronicling the lives of "The Luckiest Kids in the World!".
Blurb:
"The book you are holding in your hands is extremely dangerous. If the wrong people see you with this objectionable autobiography, the results could be disastrous. Please make use of this book's reversible jacket immediately. Disguising this book, and yourself if necessary, may be your only hope."
1. Wrap band
Brown paper band that came wrapped around the spine and covers of the Egmont hardcover (released in 2002).
Spine reads:
QUICKLY TAKE THIS
BOOK HOME AND
BREAK SEAL!
2. The Pony Party! (Egmont version)
False dust jacket released as a Waterstones exclusive with copies of The Hostile Hospital (Egmont edition 2003). One side has the usual Egmont Hostile Hospital artwork; the other side has the Pony Party artwork from The Unauthorized Autobiography, redesigned to match the cover style of the Egmont editions.