The Origins of:
Thomas Malloy
By Joseph D’Andrea
Thomas Malloy was born on October 23, 1956 in New Hampshire. His family moved to New Jersey when he was 3. Thomas killed many people at a young age and smoked a lot. Thomas attended the University of Georgia and got into a lot of trouble there. But luckily, he brainwashed all the teachers to make sure he wouldn’t have any bad notes on his record.
Thomas moved back to New Hampshire at 19 years old and married his wife, Sarah Livingston, when he turned 25. They later had a son that they named Philip.
Although, only 2 ½ years later, he divorced his wife due to cheating on her daily. Thomas later married Amy Newberg and lived a good life.
Thomas worked as a gas station snack clerk from 1996-2000 and later found a job in an office (as the bathroom mint hand-outer).