NOTHING BUT LIES IV:
ATTACK OF THE EVIL
CYBORG CATS
THE ULTIMATE ENEMY
By JOSEPH D’ANDREA
and STEPHEN RINI
Some Credits To John Sprague
Dedicated to
Dave Filoni and
Darth Maul
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INTRODUCTION:
The year is 2055. The ragtag group of heroes is preparing to fight against the cat armada with Kade, the last kaderath, who has possessed silas’ body. The last of the heroes: Thomas Malloy, Philip malloy jr, Philip Malloy III, mr. Betts, and Mel Brooks. Must defeat the oncoming threat. Can they defeat the evil cyborg cats and bring justice to what’s left of the universe? Find out in the amazing fourth book of the series. Death danger and twists and turns at every corner. Old friends and new enemies. This is….. nothing but lies IV: attack of the evil cyborg cats
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Chapter 1:
THE Resurrection
(Wind swirls around everyone)
Mr. Betts: the cats….mr. D…...it’s over!!!
Silas (AKA kade): ha! You are inadequate!!!!
Mel Brooks: no! The final end of the world!!!
Thomas: noo!!
(1000 cyborg cats appear)
Catson: yes! Our army is growing from the portal!!!
Philip jr.: we have to stop them!!!
Catson: soon it will be too late….and the cyborg cats will rule!!!
Philip III: never!!!
(Philip III throws a rock at catson)
Catson: grrrr! Lucky for you you will have a three week ultimatum. Until then. Come kade!
(Kade and catson and the cats teleport away)
Mel Brooks: finally!
Thomas: we only have three weeks to destroy them!!!
Philip jr.: bu-but why did they give us time to destroy them?
Mel Brooks: hmmmmmmmmm.
Philip jr. : Mr D!!!
Thomas; we have to go!
Philip iii: Where!?
Thomas: The ancient cave.
Philip jr. : what!?
Thomas: Come with me.
Mel brooks: Let’s go!!!
(Everyone runs)
Thomas: Okay the body is starting to smell.
Philip jr. : Oh...yeah.
tHOMAS; uP TO THAT MOUNTAIN.
(eVERYONE RUNS UP INTO THE MOUNTAIN.)
THOMAS: GET HIM ON THE RESSURECTION TABLE.
(tHOMAS PUTS MR d’S BODY ON THE RESSURECTION TABLE)
THOMAS: wHAT WAS THAT?
mEL BROOKS: wHAT?
THOMAS: nooo!!!
Philip iii: What’s happening!?
(Lightning strikes)
Thomas: The ressurection.
Mel brooks: The what?
Thomas: We must ressurect mr. D!
(thomas does some ancient chanting)
Mel brooks: oh no!
Philip jr. : What’s happening!?
THOMAS: We don’t have that much time! Oh no! They’re here!?
Philip iii: who!?
Thomas: the pterodactyls.
(Pterodactyls swoop in the window)
Old Master: You will leave! NOW!!!
Thomas: UHhhhhh….we have to use this now.
Old Master: No.
Philip iii: Who are you?
Old master: Maul.
Mel brooks: ahhhh!!!! Maul!!!!
Maul: You will allow me to use this to resurrect my apprentice.
(Maul takes Ezra’s body out of a cloth.)
Thomas: it’s Ezra!!!
Maul: Yes...You know him?
Philip jr. : Yeah! Why do you have him!?
Maul: because I am Maul. Pterodactyls attack!!!
Philip iii: ...Oh no.
Maul: ha!
(Pterodactyls chase the crew into the hallway and maul puts ezra on the ressurection table)
Philip iii: where’s Mr. betts?!
Thomas: I don’t know.
Philip jr. : Pterodactyls incoming!!!
(Philip jr. uses the space sword to cut off the pterodactyl’s head)
Philip iii: wow.
Thomas: We need to get back to Maul!
Philip jr. : What about the other pterodactyls?
Thomas: we’ll worry about that later.
Mel Brooks: watch out1
(Pterodactyls swoop from above)
Thomas: we have to be more careful.
Philip iii: the chamber is locked!
Philip jr. : Hold on!
(philip jr. tries to cut the door with the space sword.)
Mel brooks: well that failed.
Thomas: Look!
(Two Pterodactyls are mysteriously shot down)
Philip jr. : there may be a third party involved in this.
Mel brooks: Oh…...no.
(some giant monsters enter wearing armor with laser guns.)
Mr. Betts: this is the last of them!!!
Mr. w: Let’s go!
(Mr. Betts and mr. w cut down the gourgants)
Mr. betts: good work Mr. w.
Mr W: You to.
Mel Brooks: Who the heck is this!?
Mr W: i am mr. w. The Gourgants are dead and so are the pterodactyls. Where is Maul?
Thomas: How do you know about Maul?
Mr W: I can’t explain right now just go!
(They open the door.)
Maul: Rise! Rise!!!
Thomas: NOOOOOO!!!
Mel brooks: ahh!!!
Chapter 2:
THE NEW APPRENTICE
MAUL: MY NEW APPRENTICE WILL DESTROY YOU!
MR. W: I DON’T THINK SO.
(MR. W. SHOTS LASER GUN AT MAUL. HE MISSES)
MR. W: DAMNIT.
MR. BETTS: MR. W?!
MR. W: BETTS?! YOU’RE STILL ALIVE? I THOUGHT YOU DIED AFTER THE GOURGANTS ATTACKED?!
MR. BETTS: THE GOURGANTS DIDN’T GET ME. I HAD TO FAKE MY DEATH SO THEY WOULDN'T FIND ME.
THOMAS: WAIT. GOURGANTS? MR. W? WHAT’S GOING ON?!
Mr. betts: before i came into this dimension, in the retow system on hetorr. Hetorr is my home planet, i grew up next to mr. w during my childhood. We fought the gourgants way before the kaderaths attacked earth. I PRACTICED SELF-DEFENSE WITH MY MASTER, YAME. HE WAS A SMALL GUY WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO FIGHT, AND SOON DEFEAT, THE GOURGANTS.
MEL BROOKS: oh no!
THOMAS: THERE’S STILL ONE THING I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
(THOMAS LOOKS AT MR. W)
(THOMAS TAKES OUT PISTOL AND POINTS IT AT MR. W)
THOMAS: YOU’RE NOT MR.W!
MR. W: WAH?
THOMAS: THERE IS AN INDESTRUCTIBLE SHIELD AROUND THIS AREA. NO ONE CAN GET IN. NO ONE CAN GET OUT. HOW DID YOU GET HERE!
MR. W: MY SHIP! THE 284-83 FLIGHTER! I! I! I’M… A KADERATH!
THOMAS: WAI-- WHAT THE heck! The kaderaths are done with!
Mr. w: not me!
(mr. w turns into kade)
Maul: i’m still here.
Kade (deep voice): i am darth maul’s new apprentice!
Maul: no. no. it’s just. Maul. okay. No more darth. okay.
Kade (deep voice): i am maul’s new apprentice!
Mr. betts: but there’s still a way you could’ve gotten in!
Kade: think again. Do you know the abilities of kaderaths. The kaderath is one of the only interdimensional species that can geo- leap.
Thomas: wah?
Kade: geo-leaping?
Thomas: …
Kade: no.
(Thomas shrugs shoulders)
Kade: n-- okay. Well, geo-leaping is when a being can transport from one spot to another in a matter of milliseconds. It allows the being to get through any material possible. Spells, steel, anything.
thomas: okay.
(THOMAS TAKES OUT BAZOOKA)
(THOMAS SHOOTS BAZOOKA)
(KADE GEO-LEAPS TO THOMAS’ SIDE)
(BAZOOKA REFLECTS OFF SHIELD)
KADE: SIKE.
(THOMAS BLOWS UP)
MR. BETTS: NO!! THOMAS!
PHILIP JR.: GRANDPA!
PHILIP III: GREAT GRANDPA!
MR. BETTS: OKAY, THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS FAMILY NAMED PHILIP.
(KADE BITES MR. BETTS’ ARM)
(VENOM IS INJECTED INTO MR. BETTS’ VANES)
Mr. betts: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
(Mr. Betts dies)
PHILIP III: AHHH!!!!
(PHILIP III RUNS AT KADE)
Kade: no!
(kade is knocked over)
Kade: the injection is incomplete! He will live! No!
Philip iii: yes!
Philip jr.: die!!!!!
(philip jr. STABS kade in the heart with knife)
Kade: yes!!!!!!
Philip iii: philip jr., you idiot! That will only make the kaderaths stronger!!!!
Philip jr.: whoops.
Kade: die human!
(kade becomes 12 ft. tall)
MEL BROOKS: dangit.
THOMAS: *COUGH* TAKE THE SPA-- *COUGH* SPACE SWORD! *COUGH* *COUGH*
KADE: THE HUMAN LIVES?!
THOMAS: BAZOOKA-PROOF VEST, BRA.
KADE: NOOOO!!!!
(THOMAS THROWS SPACE SWORD TO PHILIP III)
PHILIP III: SUCK ON THIS, KADERATH!!
(PHILIP JR. KILLS KADE)
KADE: AH!!!!!!
PHILIP JR.: GRANDPA! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU’D GET HIT WITH A BAZOOKA?
THOMAS: DIDN’T. PUT ON THE WRONG SHIRT TODAY.
MEL BROOKS: oh no!
THOMAS: WHA?!
MEL BROOKS: A RED PERSON!
EZRA: WATCH OUT!
MEL BROOKS: EZRA?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
EZRA: DUDE. I’VE BEEN HERE THE ENTIRE TIME.
THOMAS: OH.
MAUL: AHHHH!!!!!!!
(maul stabs mel brooks with lightsaber multiple times. In the face)
Mel brooks: uh…. oh….
(Mel brooks dies)
Maul: HEY ezra!
Ezra: WAH??!!
(Maul stabs Ezra and runs away)
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Chapter 3:
Aftermath of Maul
Thomas: he's gone!!!
Ezra: maul…..He betrayed me!!!
Philip iii: well he’s gone now.
Thomas: kade can’t be dead… we can never assume for a second that he’s gone.
Philip jr. : but where's the bod-- Kade is alive!!!
Kade: yes!
(Kade jumps out the window)
Kade: catson! Me and maul will be there soon!
Philip iii: did you guys hear what he said? Sounds like a secret meeting!
Ezra: yeah but If we don't have a way off world how do we get to the cat space station?!
Thomas: come on you guys! We have to resurrect Mr D!
(Mr D is resurrected.)
Mr d: wow! What just happened?!
Thomas: we’ll explain on the way. We have to get to the nearest ship port.
Mr. Betts: wait! I may be able to call my ship in!!!
Philip jr. : that’s great!
Mr. Betts: yeah. We’re gonna need it.
Thomas: we need to split up! Mel, Philip iii, Philip jr., and I will go to get Mel’s ship. Ezra, Mr D, and Mr. betts should stay here and wait for the enemy to return If they do.
Ezra: ok then.
(Thomas, Philip jr., And Philip III Leave)
Mr d: how? Wha?
Ezra: I don't know.
THOMAS: mr d. There’s no easy way to say this but… You died and we just resurrected you.
Mr d: what?! How?!
THOMAS: you know the evil cyborg cats?
Mr d: yeah?!
THOMAS: they killed you with one of their attacks.
Mr d: yes! It’s all coming back to me now!!!
Ezra: how did I die?
Voice: the time has come!
Ezra: alright. Who the heck is this now?!
Voice: I am the one who will restore your losses.
Ezra: no! It can’t be!!!
Jar jar binks: yes!!! Meesa the lord of the sith!!! Meesa going to kill yo-
(Jar jar gets shot by a laser)
Doctor who: i can help you. But we have to leave now
THOMAS: but the others!!!
Ezra: come on! We have to go if we want his help!
(Everyone runs off with doctor who)
Doctor who: the paradox is out of control! It’s tearing the fabric of time and space!!!
Mr d: what paradox.
Doctor who: Kade and catson created it! It’s spun out of control!
THOMAS: then we need to stop it!
Doctor who: well. I may have found a way to spin the paradox to our advantage. You see I can resurrect all our dead allies with the paradox!
Ezra: no...what?! how?!
Doctor who: I can reverse it with my special amazing machine.
Mr d: I tried creating one of those once...my kitchen exploded.
Doctor who: no time for that now. We need to start reversing the paradox.
Ezra: what’s it doing now though?
Doctor who: it is preparing to kill us and suck us into a riff between time and space forever.
THOMAS: we need to stop the paradox all together!!!
Doctor who: no!
THOMAS: yes!
Popo: hey you guys!
Ezra: hey popo!
Popo: hey you guys! Guess what!
Everyone: what?
Popo: I’m a kaderath.
(Popo kills PHILIP III)
Ezra: what?!
Kade: ha! Ha! You are all fools!
Mr d: NOOOOOOO!!!
Kade: now you will die!
Doctor who: no.
(Doctor who shoots at Kade)
Kade: damn!
(Kade geo-leaps away)
Ezra: mr. Betts! Mr. Betts speak to us!!!
Mr d: he- he’s gone.
(Funeral music)
Doctor who: see this is what I’m talking about! This could have been prevented with the paradox!!!
Mr d: but…...he’s dead!
Doctor who: for the present yes.
Ezra: we need to go before Kade or Maul or the whole cyborg cat fleet appears!!!
(The entire cyborg cat fleet appears)
Mr d: look! It’s the cats!
Doctor who: come with me!
(Doctor who, Ezra, mr d, and mr. betts’ dead body teleport away.)
Ezra: wha?!
Doctor who: look on the other side of the desert it’s….who is that?
Mr d: I don’t know. But it probably isn’t good.
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Chapter 4:
Another sith
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At Mr. D’s base
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(Everyone comes in on a spaceship)
Thomas: there's just one thing i don't understand…
Philip jr.: WAH?
Thomas: how did the kaderath live if he was struck with the space sword?
Philip jr.: I don't know. Let's ask Philip III--
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Philip jr.: oh yeah, he's dead…. Oh well!
(Everyone laughs)
Ezra (deep voice): I'm not who you think I am…
Thomas: Ezra? What the heck happened to your voice?
Ezra: I'm a… A… Cat…
Thomas: kill it!!!
(Thomas takes out pistol and shoots Ezra 3 times)
(In the face)
Ezra: OWW!!!
(Ezra turns into cat)
Thomas: a--
Ezra: please! Put your weapons down! I-- I mean no harm. Please, let me explain. I ca--
(Thomas shoots machine gun at cat-ezra)
Mr. D: what? What? What was that for?!
Thomas: I don't know…
(Cat turns into kaderath)
Kaderath: I can't stand this anymore!
(Kaderath turns into yoda, who turns into a cat, who turns into a 12-foot tall three-dimensional triangle)
Mr. D: what the heck?! Kill it!
(Triangle flies away)
Mr. D: Thomas! What was-- who?! What w--
Thomas: not now. We won't worry about it ‘till like book six or seven.
Mr. D: okay.
Ezra (real): hey guys?
Mr. d: it’s still here!!! Kill him!!
Ezra: no! It’s really me! I’ve been here the whole time!
Mr. d: oh.
Ezra: the ghost! The phantom! I thought I lost them!
Mr. D: oh those ships? I stole those from a bunch of losers like 12 years ago.
Ezra: what?!
Mr. D: yeah. The one with the ponytail was all like: no! Please! I know how to use to force-- or some junk like that. And then i kicked this purple haired kid In the balls and ran aw-- Ohhh!!
Ezra: f-u.
Mr. D: I didn't know! I was defending myself!
Ezra: I had my back turned and was at least 40 feet away from you!
Mr. D: oh! Mr. Perfect over here! Always makin’ excuses! F-u!
Ezra: don't forget I brought you back to life!
Mr. D: I could've done it mysel--
Ezra: you were dead and unconscious!
Thomas: hey! Stop argui--
(Ezra punches Thomas)
Thomas: ow! What the heck?!
(Ezra starts beating up mr. D)
Mr. D: ow! I hate you Ezra!
(Mr. D punches Ezra)
Mysterious figure: halt!
Thomas: who's that! I have a nuke!
Mysterious figure: please! I mean no har--
Thomas: don't give me excuses! Who the heck are you?!
Mysterious figure: I come from a far away planet. None that you would ever know of.
Ezra: I might know.
Mysterious figure: I come from naboo.
Ezra: Never heard of it.
Thomas: what's your name?
Mysterious figure: I am darth sidious. Former ruler of the empire.
Ezra: the empire?! Nabo?! Oh yeah, naboo!!! I remember kanan told me about it. Wait… He's evil! Kill him!!!!
(Darth sidious stabs Ezra in chest with lightsaber)
Ezra: are you kidding me!-- ow!!!-- Again?!?!!!
Thomas: get down mr. D!
Sidious: now!
(Other sith shows up)
Seventh sister: hello Ezra.
Ezra: didn't you die in “twilight of the apprentice?”
Seventh sister: oh yeah.
(Seventh sister commits suicide)
Sidious: damnit! Other person! Now!
(Catson shows up)
Thomas: catson?! I thought you died!
Catson: really? When?
Thomas: now!
(thomas shoots catson with missile)
(nothing happens)
Thomas: damnit.
Catson: my cats! Come and destroy these humans!!!!!!! meow.
Thomas: not today! Mr. d! Let’s get to your ship!
Mr. d: yeah, about that… i kinda accidentally blew it up last week.
Thomas: but before we came here, you said there was a ship ready!
Mr. d: yeah. I was lying.
Catson: kill the one with the glasses first. He’s too cocky.
Tim (one of the evil cyborg cats): yes master.
(tim arms his machine gun [on his arm])
Ezra: we’re gonna die.
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Chapter 5:
Hope?
(tim shoots machine gun at mr. d)
Mr. d: noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(mr. d is killed by machine gun impact)
Ezra: come on! We just revived him!!!
Catson: face the facts. You do not stand a chance!
Thomas: yeah?! You and what army?!?!?!
(catson’s army shows up)
BOOM!
(RANDOM JAPANESE guy with ninja outfit shows up)
(japanese guy does random hand signals)
catsoN: kill him.
(japanese guy deflects bullets and throws them back at tim)
Catson: no! Tim!!! My 274,394,283rd most trusted friend!!!
(Japanese guy does more hand signals)
Thomas: what does that mean?!?!?!
(thomas is shot in his back with a pistol)
Thomas: ahhhh!!!!
(japanese guy does weird ninja moves and karate chops 3 cats)
Thomas: nice j-- ahhh!!!!!
Ezra: kanan would know what to do…
Philip jr.: he’s dead!!! Stop bringing him up!!!
Ezra: well what if i wa--
(japanese guy does more hand signals)
Philip jr.: wha?
Ezra: i know, nobody knows what he’s saying. We’ll never find someone to transl--
Philip jr.: i know what he said.
Ezra: well that was quick.
Philip jr.: he’s telling us to watch out of the missile heading our wa-- watch out!
(ezra and philip jr. duck)
(missile hits 48 cats)
Ezra: he’s still karate chopping cats! But why? He doesn’t even know us. Why would he help us?
Thomas: i’m still here!!! And i’m losing a lot of blood!!
Ezra: oh no. we need to help thomas!
Philip jr.: or do we.
Ezra: yes. We do.
Philip jr.: okay.
(philip jr. takes out pistol)
Other cat: how come everyone has like 10 weapons on them!!!
(philip jr. shoots the cat)
Cat: ow!
(Japanese guy… more hand signals)
Philip jr.: he’s telling us to run to his ship on the east side of the building! Hurry! Ezra! Let’s go! Now!
(japanese guy picks up thomas and leaves with ezra and philip jr.)
Catson: cowards! You are too scared of us! You will never win as long as my army stands!
Thomas: shut up!
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In the ship
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(Japanese guy does more hand signals)
Philip III: he says that he has a first-aid for healing Thomas.
(Philip III and Japanese guy do hand signals back and forth)
Philip III: oh no!
Thomas: WAH?!
Philip III: it's-- it's nothing!
Thomas: hmmmm…
(Philip III PUTS BANDAGES ON THOMas)
Thomas: ow!
Philip III: take us to R-BASE! It's between decker and pitot.
(Japanese guy nods “yes”)
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40 min. Later
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Thomas: finally! What took so long.
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Thomas: EZRA! WAKE UP!
Ezra: ….
Thomas: Ezra? Ezra?!
(Thomas Shakes Ezra)
Thomas: Ezra!!!!
Philip III: what happened!
Thomas: Ezra isn't waki--
(Thomas looks at Ezra's neck)
Thomas: a tranquilizer dart?!
Philip III: how woul--
(Philip III is shot with tranquilizer dart)
Thomas: ahhhh!!!!
(Japanese guy also shot with tranquilizer dart)
Thomas: AHHH!!! WHAT’S HAPPENING?!!?!?!!!
(Thomas realizes they are still in the air)
Thomas: dang.
(Man breaks through window of ship)
Maul: SURPRISE!!!
Thomas: MAUL?!
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Chapter 6:
MAUL: The ASSASSIN
THOMAS: MAUL?!
Maul: Thomas Malloy! Become my apprentice and take over the galaxy by my side!!!!
Thomas: heck no, maul! Never!
Maul: your friends ARE weak. You are stronger!
Thomas: you are weak! You have no arm--
Maul: I allied with the cats and kade.
Thomas: REALLY.
(Maul slices thomas’ arm off with his lightsaber)
Thomas: AHHH!!!!
(MAUL JUMPS OUT WINDOW)
(Ship crashes)
Thomas: no!
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Two hours later:
THOMAS WAKES UP
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Thomas: ow! The bandages didn't do anything…
Maul: join me Thomas!
Thomas: where are you! I can't see!
Maul: I'm right behind you, Malloy! last chance. Join my forces and become overpowering!
Thomas: never, maul!
Maul: maybe this'll change your mind…
(Lightsaber ignites)
Ezra: Thomas! Help!
Thomas: Ezra! Whe-- where are you?!?!
Ezra: maul is threatening to kill me if you don't join forces! Just do it, man!
Thomas: I can't betray you!
(Thomas feels the ground and picks up a laser gun)
Thomas: ah ha! A knife!
(No.)
(Thomas starts randomly stabbing the air with the laser gun)
Ezra: I'm finished.
Maul: last chance, Malloy!
Thomas: my name is THOMAS!!!
(Thomas stabs the air again)
Maul: uh. Okay?
(Maul cuts off Ezra's head)
Thomas: Ezra! Come with me! It sounds like maul died!
Maul: think again.
Thomas: *gasp* EZRA!!!
Maul: I was wrong. You are not worthy and you are very weak. Not Enough to take on the challenges you would face as a leader by my side!
Thomas: wait...
Maul: wha?
(Thomas feels tip of gun)
Maul: what's happening?!
(Thomas points gun at maul)
Thomas: AAHHHH!!!
(Thomas throws gun at maul and is off by a mile)
Maul: GOODBYE.
(Maul leaves)
Thomas: hey maul! What do you think of this!
(Thomas punches air)
Ezra: Thomas!
Thomas: MR. D!!! I'm so glad you're alive! Ezra was just killed, but I'm not so bummed out about that. Do you think we should throw him in the ocean or just--
Ezra: i’M NOT MR. D!!!
Thomas: oh.
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Thomas: PHILIP II--
Ezra: it's Ezra for god’s sake!
Thomas: whoops. I Didn't mean anything i sai--
Ezra: save it Thomas.
Thomas: I thought you were killed?!
Ezra: I paid a kaderath very handsomely to take my spot. I figured this was gonna happen…
Thomas: a kaderath! Are you crazy?!?!
Ezra: I thought that at first, too. But it turns out he's not a bad guy.
Kade: think again.
(Kade tackles and stabs Ezra)
Ezra: Thomas! Heeeelllppp!!!!
Thomas: EZRA!
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Chapter 7:
A MISTAKEN TRUST
THOMAS: KADE! WHAT DId YOU DO?!
Kade: Ezra is gone. I am ruler. There is nobody who can save you n--
Philip III: EXCEPT FOR ME!!!
(Philip JR. Kills kade with space sword [stabs kade in heart])
Philip III: great grandpa!
THOMAS: please, Phil. Call me THOMAS.
(THOMAS is facing the wrong way)
(THOMAS turns around)
THOMAS: call me Thomas.
Philip: okay. We have to save Ezra. His blood is leaving his body rapidly at the moment!
THOMAS: okay! I'm blind.
Philip III: what?! How?
Thomas: I have no idea’
Philip III: okay. Okay. That's probably the least of our problems now. Ezra is, at the moment, dying.
Thomas: take my hospital out in the ship!
Philip III: okay.
(Philip III GETS KIT)
THOMAS: there's a load of stitches in there and a resu--
Philip III: a resurrection spell.
THOMAS: yes. I only have one left. Use it on Ez--
(Thomas falls on ground)
Philip III: great g-- Thomas?!
(No answer)
Philip III: Thomas!!!
(Philip III RUNS AT THOMAS)
Philip III: Thomas!!! Thomas! Why happened!
(---)
Philip III: wake up!!!! Wake up!!!
(Thomas is dead [from natural causes])
Philip III: Thomas! He's dead! He's dead…
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Philip: well he was like 108 years old.
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Chapter 8:
THE ULTIMATE DECISION
Philip III: oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. What do I do!!?!??!!! AHHH!!!! Thomas is dead. Ezra's dead. I have only one potion left! AHHH!!! Okay. Okay. Okay. Think Phil. Who is better to Have live. Thomas, or Ezra?
Philip III: I think I know what I have to do… Kill myself.
(Philip III stabs himself in the stomach With knife)
Philip III: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 9:
THE FORGOTTEN HERO
(Japanese guy gets out ship)
(He puts everyone's bodies in the ship)
(He repairs the ship and flies to a broken down hospital)
(Japanese guy hooks up oxygen tank to Thomas, and puts him on a bed)
(He also does surgery on Philip iii’s stomach using a paper clip, pliers, and a heck lot of duct tape)
(Japanese guy pours resurrection potion Into Ezra's mouth)
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8 hours later
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Thomas: AHH! EZRA!
(Thomas looks around)
Thomas: where am-- oh yeah, I'm blind.
(Japanese Guy does hand signals)
(Philip III wakes up)
Philip III: am I in heaven?!
(Japanese Guy - more hand signals)
Philip III: wha? How?!
Thomas: WAH? WAH?!
Philip III: he says that he saved all of us.
Thomas: is this true?
(Japanese guy nods “yes”)
Ezra: *cough* *cough* *cough*
thomas: Ezra? is that you?! You're alive?!
Ezra: I'm alive?! yes!!! The last thing I remember is being stabbed by kade!
Philip III: he's done with. I committed suicide because I couldn't choose who to save. You or Thomas.
Ezra: why did you do again?
Philip III: stabbed myself.
Era: ohhhhhhh.
(Japanese guy does moe hand signals)
Philip III: he says that's be kaderath, kade, has been killed, but the red one-- who I'm assuming is maul-- is still out there and is loosE.
Ezra: I think we should rest here for a few more minutes to an hour healing up, and then try to find maul.
Thomas: good idea. But don't forget, the cats. They are our biggest threat at the moment.
Philip III: yes. It's true. The cats won't stop until they find us and make sure that they wipe out the entire human race. Good thing that kade is dead so we know that he is not an imposter of one of us out there.
Thomas: the kaderaths are finished. And we might be next...
(Japanese guy does more hand signals)
Philip III: *cough* he says that he needs to rest and that his arm hurts. Oh yeah. Speaking of arms. Thomas, you only Have one arm. Did you even realize that?
(Japanese guy does more hand signals)
Philip III: he said that your arm is not fixable unless we can get him a 3-D PRINTER.
Thomas: okay. That not that hard. Ya know. The only problem is-- EVERY PERSON OUTSIDE OF THIS HOSPITAL WANTS TO KILL US!!!
(Japanese guy takes out ninja stars)
Philip III: no, that's okay.
Thomas: we need protection. Armour, tanks, guns, anything!
Ezra: okay. I will go to get some metal scraps to make down armour for ourselves.
Thomas: oh, and let me guess? Phil goes with you?! No thanks!
Ezra: it is the logical choice.
Philip III: come on. Trust me!
Ezra: Woah. goin’ through some serious deja vu right now.
Thomas: Fine.
(Cats bomb the hospital)
Ezra: What!?
Thomas: the cats are attacking!?
Philip iii: get down!!!
(cats jump into the window with guns)
Ezra: What the-?!
(Large flash of blinding light)
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Chapter 10:
The return…
Voice: Ezra! Ezra!!!
Ezra: who?! what!?
(All cats in the hospital are dead)
Kanan: Ezra. we’re here to help you!
Ezra: Kanan. Your eyes.
Kanan: Let’s worry about that later.
Ezra: How did you--
Kanan: The doctor brought me back. And others.
Batman: What the heck!? This hospital smells like--
Oh wait I forgot… I’m Batman!!!
Obi-wan: We are here to destroy the evil cat army.
Batman: With Batman!!!
Kanan: Where are they?
Thomas: They’re dead...But there are like a bunch outside.
Batman: Ok then...let’s go murder some evil cyborg cats.
Ezra: Yeah!!!
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Outside
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Cat: For Catson!!!
(Kanan slices evil cyborg cat in half)
Ezra: look up in the ship! Piloting it! It’s a man?
Kanan: he’s not a cat?!
Obi-wan: the question is. Who is he?
Kanan: We should find out.
Obi-wan: But how do we get up there.
Thomas: I have an idea.
Philip iii: Really?
Thomas: no.
Kanan: good. Cause’ i have one.
Ezra: Cool What is it?
Kanan: Do you really have to ask?
Ezra: Yes.
Kanan: I’m gonna force push you up into the ship!
Ezra; And then what?
Kanan: I don’t know I haven’t gotten that far yet.
Ezra: UGH!!!
(Japanese guy does hand signals)
Thomas: Japanese Guy!
(Mr d attempts to do a barrel roll and fails)
Mr D: And ME!!!
Philip iii: Mr D!!!
Mr D: We brought these!
Thomas: Spring pads! Like in the gym!
Mr d: yeah the MAMS staff wasn’t to happy about that...Me and japanese guy stole them.
Obi-wAn: good.
Ezra: Let’s go!
(Ezra does a jump off the springpad. And so does everyone else...I guess I don’t know i have to rethink my life)
Kanan: We’re in the ship!
Thomas: Good thinking mr D!
Mr d: Yes i tend to do that under pressure.
Ezra: Yeah? I hope this is enough pressure for you!
(10,000 CATS APPEAR)
kANAN: rUN!
(eVERYONE JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW)
Ezra: Get to the forest!!!
(The crew flies toward the forest)
Philip iii: Ow
Batman: I’m batman!!!
Obi-wan: Is everyone okay?
Everyone+Random voice: yES.
KANAN: WAIT! WHO ARE YOU?!
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Chapter 11:
(ANOTHER) RETURN
VOICE: YOU DON’T have TO Worry about that now. Now come. Hurry!
(everyone runs behind him)
Mr. d: why are so many strangers helping us?!
Thomas: I DON’T KNOW. BUT I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD TRUST THIS GUY SINCE LIKE THE LAST 4 PEOPLE WE TRUSTed tried to kill us.
Maul: it is the logical choice to trust him.
Thomas: oh my god! How did maul get here?!?!
(maul leaves. Very dramatically)
(nah, he just left on his unicycle)
Voice: here! In the woods! I have a cabin that will protect us.
Thomas: hold on. Who are you, and why do you want to bring us into a cabin where we’re all in one place together?
Voice: i-- i can’t say.
Thomas: maybe it’s because you want to kill us!
(thomas runs towards ‘voice’)
Mr. d: hey! Stop! You can’t just assum--
(thomas punches mr. d in the throat)
Ezra: hey! Tho--
(EZRA IS PUNCHED IN STOMACH BY THOMAS)
Voice: stop!!!
(voice takes off hood)
Voice: we must not part sides. It is foretold that one day, the cats will take over and defeat us. The legend does not have to go according to plan. We can stop the cats and be once again victorious. For i, am a general, who fought in World War III. I am… Bob Bobson Jr. Jr.
(mr. d takes out headphones from his ears)
Mr. d: huh. Can you say that again. I didn’t hear you.
Bob: really.
Thomas: bob? How-- are-- wah? How are alive?! I thought you were hit by an interdimensional meteor on mars!
Bob that’s not how i died, but okay. Thomas! We cannot defeat each other while the real enemy, is out there!
Yoda: hmm, stupid you are.
(yoda leaves on unicycle)
Kanan: who’s bo-- wait?! You fought in world war iii?!
Bob: yes, and the clone wars.
Ezra: you fought in the clone wars?!
Bob: yes. I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT.
EZRA: DID YOU KNOW AHSOKA TANO?
BOB: SADLY… I WAS NOT ON THAT SIDE…
EZRA: SO YOU’RE A SITH!
Bob: THE SITH… the sith-- took everything from me! Took me from my parents arms-- MURDERED MY BROTHER!
EZRA: THIS SEEMS SO RECURRI--
BOB: GET DOWN!
BOOM!
BOOM!
BOOM!
CATSON: WELL, WELL, WELL. THE RESISTANCE. YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE FROM US CATS! WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD SENSE OF SMELL YA KNOW.
THOMAS: just… what do you want from us?! How are we a threat to you?!
Catson: you are not a threat to us. You are valuable to us.
Ezra: valuable???
Catson: you do not know? Of the prophecy?
Bob: there is no mention of a group of humans being valuable to the cats in the ancient prophecy.
Catson: or is there?
Bob: no. there… isn’t?
Catson: or is th--
Bob: no. look. Right here. After the part where the dogs eat the forbidden bone. Wait! Bu--
Catson: looks like you were wrong again…. bob!
Bob: how do you know my name?!
Catson: ‘don’t recognize me?
Bob: wait! Hold up! Thomas, do you see what i’m seeing?!
Thomas: n-- nar-- NARWIn?!?!??!?!!!
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Chapter 12:
THE PROPHECY
NARWIN: ‘TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH, MR. MALLOY.
THOMAS: how are you still alive?! We’ve already killed you! LIKE, Twice!!!
Narwin: or did you. KADE, WOULD YOU MIND COMING OUT.
KADE: I’M BACK!
EZRA: HOW?!!?! WHAT’S HAPPENING?!
BOB: JUST AS THE PROPHECY SAYS… WHEN ONE Falls, another comes. Right here! looK!
Kade: enough story time! Let’s get this over with.
Batman: NOT WITHOUT ME. I’M BATMAN.
OBI-WAN: AND ME.
DOCTOR WHO: AND ME.
NARWIN: MORE ENEMIES?!
KADE: IT WON’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. JUST MORE PREY!
BATMAN: NOW!
(ALFRED COMES IN WITH BATMOBILE)
ALFRED: WHAT’S HANGIN’?
BATMAN: STOP TRYING TO BE COOL ALFRED.
NARWIN: RETREAT! RETREAT!
MAUL: NO!
NARWIN: WHO ARE YOU?!
MAUL: WAH? I JUST BECAME ALLIES WITH YOU!
NARWIN: OH YEAH.
MAUL: BUT THAT’S CHANGING.
(MAUL IGNITES LIGHTSABER)
MAUL: AHHhh!!!!!
(MAUL CUTS STRAIGHT THROUGH NARWIN)
(NARWIN IS DEAD)
KANAN: MAUL?! WAH?!
MAUL: I WILL BEGIN TO ALLY WITH ONLY THE PEOPLE MEANT FOR GOOD FROM THIS POINT ON.
EZRA: YES! MORE HEL--
Kanan: i don’t trust him.
Ezra: YOU NEVER TRUST ANYONE!!!
KADE: CATS! ATTACK!
(NOTHING HAPPENS)
KADE: ATTACK!.... ATTACK?
THOMAS: of course! THEY WILL ONLY LISTEN TO COMMANDS GIVEN TO THEM BY THEIR LEADER!
(kade geo-leaps to thomas)
Thomas: nope.
(thomas PUNCHES KADE. … WITH LEFT ARM)
KADE: AHH!
(ALFRED RUNS OVER KADE ABOUT 30 TIMES)
ALFRED: YEAHhhh!!!!! HANG TIGHT!!!
BOB: No! No! No!!! This is not accordingly with the prophecy!!! It says: WHEN ONE DOES NOT FOLLOW, ALL WILL CRUMBLE.
THOMAS: no! WE’RE gonna die!
BOB: YEAH. RUN!
(EVERYONE RUNS TO OPEN FOREST AREA)
(CAT SHIP LANDS)
PHILIP III: GO AROUND!!!
EZRA: WE’RE TOO LATE.
OBI-WAN: WAH DO WE DO?!
THOMAS: ESCAPE.
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Chapter 13:
bOARDING THE SHIP
KANAN: lET’S GO!
(eVERYONE RUNS OUT OF THE FOREST)
Ezra: Well that was unimportant. So how do we get back on the ship?
Bob: Fear not for i have discovered the key.
Ezra: the key?
Bob: The key to destroying the cats!
Kanan: so you don’t like the cats
Maul. uh i mean Bob: Yes. All cats and their masters are my enemies.
Ezra: well let’s use the springpads then!
Kanan: nah. That would probably kill us all.
Ezra: hmm. Guess I was wrong then.
Voice: it wouldn't be the first time.
Ezra: Ahsoka!
Thomas: who?
Kanan: she’s a friend
Obi-wan: Ahsoka? You’ve grown.
Ahsoka: I know how to get into the ship. It’ll take a while though.
Bob: really?
Ahsoka: no.
(Ahsoka teleports everyone onto the ship.)
Philip Iii: what about the cats?!
Ahsoka: we can handle them!
Mr D: look! it’s 4,000 cats!
Ezra: no, there’s not.
Mr D: oh yeah… I guess you’re right.
Kanan: woah! actual cats!
Cat (AKA Jerry): why would you come here?!
Other cat (AKA Barry): he knows of the artifact!
Thomas: no we don’t actually.
Cat (AKA Jerry): okay. KILL THEm!!!
Batman: ahhh!
Obi-wan: stand strong!
Ahsoka: die cats!!!
(Ahsoka cuts down like 40 freakin cats)
Kanan: nice job Ahso- AHHHHHH!!!
(Cat shoots Kanan in the arm)
Ezra: KANAN!!!
Maul: Ezra!
(Ezra ducks and maul freakin jumps like a Kader- oh...well he’s not so don’t even- or is he? I don’t know anymore!!!)
Maul: die cats!!!
Batman: I’m batman!!!
(4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cats appear)
Bob: dang.
Thomas: we have to do this!!!
Ahsoka: there’s too many!
Ezra: Kanan are you okay?
Batman: i’m batman! Let’s do this!!!
(Batman punches cat and falls over)
(Japanese guy does hand signals)
Ezra: what is he saying?
Ahsoka: he’s saying he needs to tell us something!
Japanese guy: yes I need to tell you that I am really…
Samurai jack: samurai Jack!!!
Ezra: what? So what do we do?!
Samurai jack: I have no idea.
(Everyone goes to prison in the ship except Thomas. He escapes like a boss)
Obi-wan: Thomas! Finish the madness! Crash the ship!!!
Thomas: i’ll do what I can!
(Thomas leaves)
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In the jail cell
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Maul (only to Ezra): we need to kill as many cats as possible. Thomas can crash the ship and kill the rest and maybe himself. It’s our job to escape with everyone. Ezra. The dark side fights without mercy. You must learn to find the same strength within yourself. Can I count on you?
Ezra: yes. We will destroy the cats.
Kanan: what are you talking about?
Maul: we need to escape! I will lead us to safety!
Kanan: are you crazy?! Why should we trust you?!
Maul: because I can help you
Samurai jack: I say we follow maul.
Obi-wan: wait. Why haven’t I reacted to this yet?! No freakin way are we listening to Maul!!!
Maul: I have changed, you fool!
Ahsoka: yeah. No
Ezra: we should trust him!
Batman: No. Alfred sensed much evil in him.
Bob: alfred’s not here…
Batman: oh. JOKEEEERRRRRRR!!!
Maul: follow me! I can get us out!
Kanan: I doubt that!
Ezra: just let him help Kanan!
Maul: your apprentice is wise to trust me.
Obi-wan: Ezra you shouldn't trust him!
Batman: doesn't look like we have much of a choice
Philip Iii: I think we should trust him
Cat: meal time!!!
(Cat throws them fish bones)
Batman: damn!
Cat: eat it.
Maul: I...will make this quick.
Cat: wha?
Ezra: maul! Now!!!
(Maul murders guard cat)
Kanan: alright. Let’s go!
Bob: wait! We can’t leave Thomas! He’ll die!!!0
Samurai jack: we can't worry about that now.
Obi-wan: the cats!!!
Cat: get back to your cells!!!
Philip Iii: good luck with that!
(Ezra hits cat with a rock)
Ashoka: where did you get that rock?
Ezra: I don't know.
Kanan: look! Over there! More cats!!!
Captain cat: cats! Destroy them!!!
Cats: meow sir!
Maul: prepare yourselves!
Samurai jack: rockets?!
Bob: ahh!
(Rockets blow a hole in the ship)
Captain cat: you idiots! You missed them all!!!
Ezra: wait! Where’s Kade?
Ahsoka: look! Through the hole
Obi-wan: he’s here.
Batman: Kade.
Ezra: Kanan it’s him! he’s here!
Kanan: I know! I got you!!!
Ahsoka: i’ll stop him!
Bob: no. You can’t
Ezra: yeah! You just got here!
Ahsoka: no. I can jump through the hole and knock him back to the ground!
Obi-wan: Ahsoka it’s too dangerous. Let Jack handle it.
Maul: no. I will handle this. you go get yourselves to safety.
Batman: alright then.
Ezra: maul! You can't do this!
Maul: yes I can. Don't worry. I'll be back.
Ahsoka: yeah I'm sure you will.
Kanan: see ya.
Samurai jack: let’s press on.
(Maul jumps out of the hole in the ship and knocks Kade to the ground)
Captain cat: not so fast!
Ezra: let me handle this guy!
(Ezra runs up to captain cat and cuts off his head)
Cats: damn!!!
Kanan: Ezra did you actually just have the skill to do that.
Vader: most impressive.
Obi-wan: vader?
Vader: oh hey obi-wan. How are you?
Obi-wan: uh…good.
Vader: cool…cool
Obi-wan: leave now.
Vader: ok
(Vader leaves on a unicycle)
Kanan: what was that?
Obi-wan: no idea.
Philip Iii: what about the army of cats standing there?
(Cats die)
Ezra: what was that?
Voice: me.
Ahsoka: who are you?
Voice: an old friend. But I cannot stay. Thomas Malloy needs me.
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Chapter 14:
The actual return
Thomas: cats.
Cat: hey! Who are you?!
Thomas: a shadow.
Cat: what?!
Thomas: uhhhhh
(Thomas kills cat)
Voice: hello Thomas.
Thomas: wha?!
Voice: there’s something you should know!
Thomas: what?! What is it?!
Voice: in the control center. There’s….oh no! My connection to your world is failing!
Thomas: who are you?!
Voice: I am your grandson! Philip jr!
Thomas: but you died!
Philip jr.: no. Not in this dimension.
Thomas: what?!
Philip jr.: I am from another dimension! My time talking in this form is short! I need to give you something.
(Philip jr. Hands Thomas a sheathed sword)
Philip jr.: this is the space sword of my dimension. I’ve committed myself to inter-dimensional studies so I know all about all dimensions...mostly. Take the sword, Thomas. Oh, I have to tell you! On the bridge the man is not your enemy! Trust him! He is good! No! The overlords are coming. Ken! Ken! I need the-
Thomas: what?! What?! Philip! Philip!
(Thomas cries on the floor)
Thomas: time to get to the control center!
(Thomas enters the control center)
Thomas: who are you?
Voice: I am a nightmare!
(Man in mask walks towards Thomas)
Thomas: who are you?!
Voice: someone who knows you.
Thomas: yeah. I doubt that!
(Thomas unsheathes the space sword)
Voice: you are a fool.
(The masked figure unsheathes the space sword)
Thomas: wha?!
Voice: this is the space sword from this dimension.
Thomas: how did you get that?!
Voice: i’ve had to scrounge and scrape to survive and one day...I came across this. The sword forged by the once great Philip Malloy.
Thomas: he will always be great!!!
Voice: no. For that man is dead! And will be forever.
Thomas: die!!!
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Meanwhile
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Ezra: let’s go! We have to escape!
Kanan: there are escape pods!
Samurai jack: where?!
Obi-wan: wait. I sense a disturbance in the force. Something dark.
Ahsoka: so do I.
Ezra. It’s a sigh lord.
Batman: let’s book!
Bob: I was once a sith lord. I can handle this.
Kanan: so can we.
Ezra: who is this?!
Obi-wan: darth plagueis!
Ezra: who?
Ahsoka: run!!!
Bob: yeah. He’s probably too strong. Later plagueis.
Darth plagueis: bye! I’ll feast on your flesh later.
Obi-wan: okay...bye.
Plagueis: good luck...uh escaping.
Kanan: uh. Thanks...yeah.
(The crew runs)
Philip Iii: so. Where are the escape pods?
Obi-wan: to the left!
Samurai jack: let’s go!
(Everyone reaches the escape pods)
Ezra: ah! Kade!
Kanan: where?
Ezra: he just ran down that hallway.
Ahsoka: get into the pods. Me and obi-wan will guard the pods.
Bob: let’s go!
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In the control center
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Thomas: tell me who you are!!!
Voice: you are a fool! As was the man who once owned this sword! He was your son wasn't he?
Thomas: SHUT UP!!!
Voice: you’ll never have him back!!!
Thomas: I will avenge him!!!
Voice: there need be no avenging here...
Philip Malloy: father.
Thomas: Philip?!
Philip: yes. We must leave!
Thomas: wait. Why are you here?
Philip: i’ll explain later! Come on! I set the ship to self destruct mode!!!
Thomas: wha?!-
Philip: let’s go!!!
Kade: not so fast puny humans!!!
Thomas: it’s-
Philip: Kade…
Kade: hello, Philip. Oh. So you’ve finally betrayed us I see. Good. I've been waiting for this day!
Philip: it’s over Kade! We have space swords!!!
Kade: yes it is over...for you!
(Kade jumps on Thomas and punches him)
Thomas: get off me!!!
Philip: die!
(Kade dodges space sword)
Kade: ha! I am the most skilled kaderath ever!!!
Thomas: just die.
Kade: nope.
Philip: dad get down!
(Philip runs up to Kade and Kade geo-leaps over Philip)
Kade: ha! Ha! Ha!
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Chapter 15:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RETURNS?!
Thomas: i don’t know.
(the actual)
Chapter 15:
A NEW AGE EMERGES
PHILIP: THE SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT SOON! WE NEED TO DISARM IT! I HAVE A BUTTON IN MY OFFICE THAT WILL STOP IT!
THOMAS: SON! HURRY! WHERE IS THE BUTTON?!
Philip: it’s in my file cabinet! On floor 3 in room 7!
Thomas: GOT IT!
(THOMAS GOES IN ELEVATOR)
(CAT WALKS IN ELEVATOR, TOO)
CAT: FLOOR 5 PLEASE.
(THOMAS PRESSES ‘NUMBER 5’)
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS)
THOMAS: SO… UH… HOW ARE YOU?
CAT: MEOW.
THOMAS: OKAY… YEAH, I’M GONNA KILL YOU NOW.
(THOMAS SHOOTS CAT)
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MEANWHILE:
DOWNSTAIRS WHILE
THE FIGHT IS GOING ON
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KADE: SO YOU’RE THE SON OF THOMAS MALLOY!
PHILIP: YES, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.
(PHILIP STABS KADE WITH SPACE SWORD)
KADE: NO!!!!!!! THE SPACE SWORD!!!!!
Philip: that’s what you get for messing with the malloys!!!!!!!
Kade: no!!!! Help!!! I c--
(philip chokes kade)
PHILIP: DON’T EVER MESS WITH MY FAMILY, YOU BASTARD KADERATH! YA’ GOT IT?!
KADE: I’M NOT.
(KADE DISAPPEARS)
PHILIP: DA heck?!
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ON THE THIRD FLOOR
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THOMAS: SAVAGE.
(THOMAS PRESSES BUTTON)
(THOMAS GOES DOWNSTAIRS TO PHILIP)
THOMAS: PHIL! WHERE’S K--
PHILIP: WE LOST.
THOMAS: WAH?
PHILIP: I HAVE FAILED MY MISSION.
THOMAS: WAH DO YOU MEAN?
PHILIP: I WAS SENT HERE BY EMPEROR BLUE. HE SAID THAT IF I CAN BLOW UP THE SHIP, HE WILL REWARD ME.
Thomas: so?
Philip: i didn’t.
Thomas: is there another self-destruct button?
Philip: no. i had one chance, and i blew it. This isn’t good…
Thomas: what happens if you don’t blow up the ship?!
Philip: war.
Thomas: what are you implying, soN?!
Philip: EMPEROR BLUE SAID THAT IF I DON’T SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETE MY MISSION, I WILL LOSE.
(Thomas grabs philip’s shoulders)
THOMAS: SUM IT UP, PHIL!!!
PHILIP: WE’RE GONNA NEED SOME BACKUP...
THE END
To be CONTINUED
IN NOTHING BUT LIES V: BLUE’S DOOM
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