This site is dedicated to my wife, Shirley A. Carroll, by James L. Carroll
HEB: 13:2 Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you up.
Apple Watch
By James Carroll
If you want to know what I think about Apple Watch, well here it is. I think Apple watch is great, and today I found out something that I really had not thought about before. While working in my garden I steped on a landscape timber and took a pretty hard fall. It was in a grassy area so my fall was cushioned by the grass. Before I could get up my watch started to ring so when I kept looking at my watch that was in direct sunlight I could barely see the word Ok so I punched that word. After I punched OK the watch stopped ringing. I am sure if I did not answer they would have sent out an Emergency Crew.
Thank You Apple Watch.
Poolroom chili
By James Carroll
The best Chili in Anniston Al. back in my youth was found at the Smokehouse Poolroom on Noble Street; it was served in a 20 ounce bowl and a 20 ounce bowl of Oyster crackers. They also served a bowl of butterbeans with a slice of cornbread and a wagon wheel. A wagon wheel was a big thick center cut onion slice. We didn't want anything better than that.
Color coordanation
By James Carroll
I was just remembering the days of color coordanation. My company was giving out titles to otherwise hourly paid workers to save on overtime wages. My company was Southern Food Services from Birmingham, Al. We operated Foodservice for government and other industry. My job was Mechanic,. so I was called Maintaince Manager. I was the only maintaince employee With this Nationwide company. When I needed extra help, such as a new opening, I used the Manpower People.
One day our client ask One of our Exectives If we could color coordanate the vending machines in the main break area to match the area's decor and he passed the question on to me. When he ask me what I thought about it I just replyed that we could do it. Then I went to the break room an there I found a guy who looked like a boss. they were in the process of decorating the room, so I ask him if I could Get enough of the Wall covering to cover about six vending machines. After asking me a few questions about my experence with wall covering he Just shook his head as if to say "boy you are in trouble". Then he rescued me by saying" you take the trim off the machines and I'll cover them for you", to which I quickly replied "You got a deal". That was a new Building and most people who toured the building wanted to see the color coordanated break area.
Iphone Lights
Recently when my daughter and her family were visiting for a holiday, I ask them while we were all gathered around the dining room table; why does all the lights on my Iphone come on when I put it in my pocket? They all knew and answered that I have to turn the screen away from my body, that worked.
Groundhog
It is past 10 pm on Feb 2nd 2022 and I haven't heard the word groundhog all day.
Windsor Knot
If you are over six feet tall and your tie is still too long, consider the knot in your necktie . if it is a half Windsor, make it a full Windsor. It not only looks better but will shorten the tie considerably.
One Red Eye
By James Carroll
Back during my younger years I had one red eye most of the time. I kept wondering why just one eye was red but not the other. One day when I was shaving with my Rotary Shaver I felt wind blowing into my red eye when I was shaving on that side of my face. So I would shave the other side and it did not blow into my eye because it blows in the other direction. That must be the answer to my problem.
I went to walmart and bought myself another kind of shaver that didn't blow wind at all. In a few days my eye cleared up. The rotary shaver was blowing the ground-up hair particles into my eye.
Condescend
Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits. (Romans 12:16)
Thanks to My Enemy
Merry Christmas to my enemy! Thanks for spending so much of your time with me. That is time you won’t be spending with someone that may not be strong enough to withstand your Fiery Darts.
James Carroll
Target
By James Carroll
After many decades as a target I still pray for you guys with folded arms or your heads resting on your fist. Not because I am a super nice guy but because it is a requisition from Jesus.
Intimidate
By James Carroll
When the Devil trys to intimidate you And you accept his challenge in the name of Jesus, the Devil must flee. He will get away so fast you may wonder where did he go? However he will be back with reduced power. Your power will be greater than before.
Toot Your Own Horn
By James Carroll
If you don't toot your own horn, the undertaker will be glad to do it for you.
It's better to tell your version while you can, the undertaker's version is not so friendly.
Overheared Two Friends
1-I called you last week and didn't get an answer...
2-What day wuz at?
1-I thank it wuz last Thursday.
2-That is when me and her went to James and Shirley's for Thanksgiving dinner.
1-Oh yeah! He is a pretty good 'ol boy when he is asleep and aint a dreaming.
2- I heared that! I thank he got into it with them congressmen about a letter he wrote about one of them way back yonder.
1- yeah I heard something about that.
1-I''ll bet Shirley had a lot of good food.
2- Yeah she did but I left there feeling like I needed to stop at a cafe and get me some food cause she didn't have no giblet gravy and no Cranberry sauce.
1- Okay, hey look I've got to run, i'll see you later.
2- See you at the half.
KJV
https://www.biblestudytools.com/kjv/ezekiel/36-23.html
23 And I will sanctify my great name, which was profaned among the heathen, which ye have profaned in the midst of them; and the heathen shall know that I am the LORD, saith the Lord GOD, when I shall be sanctified in you before their eyes.
Everyone has odd or funny things happen to them as they journey through this life. When I think of someone I know, the funny things are the first things that come to mind. With that in mind, I will attempt to tell some of those stories on my pages. Hope I don't offend anyone!
by James Carroll