Embedded Files
The show features some of the most quotable characters on television, with Don and the gang's funny quips and pithy pieces of wisdom all over the Internet, it wasn't hard to find these quotes. Hope you enjoy reliving these moments as much as I did.
“One minute you’re on top of the world, the next minute some secretary’s running you over with a lawn mower.”- Joan Holloway
"What you call love was invented by me to sell nylons" - Don Draper
"When God closes a door, he opens a dress." - Roger Sterling
"It's a business of sadists and masochists, and you know which one you are." - Ida Blankenship
"Fear stimulates my imagination" - Don Draper
"She was born in 1898 in a barn. She died on the thirty-seventh floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." -Bertram Cooper
"She died like she lived. Surrounded by the people she answered phones for." - Roger
"Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent." - Don Draper
"I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean I guess." - Roger Sterling
"You need three ingredients for a cocktail. Vodka and Mountain Dew is an emergency." - Peggy Olson
Peggy: "I have a boyfriend."
Joyce: "He doesn’t own your vagina."
Peggy: "No, but he’s renting it."
"Peggy, this isn't China. There is no money in virginity" - Joan Harris
"Of course I love you. I’m giving up my life to be with you, aren’t I?" - Pete Campbell
"The only thing worse than not getting what you want is someone else getting it" - Roger Sterling
"I want you to do something for me Pete. I want you to get a cardboard box, and put all your stuff in it." - Don Draper
“I'm not a solution to your problem. I'm another problem.” - Joan Holloway
Roger Sterling: "They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that."
Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us."
"You have everything. And so much of it." - Peggy
"One never knows how loyalty is born." - Bertram Cooper
"You want to be taken seriously. Stop dressing like a little girl." - Joan Holloway
“Men don’t take the time to end things. They ignore you until you insist on a declaration of hate.” Joan Holloway
"Change isn't good or bad, it simply is." - Don Draper
"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation." - Don Draper
"Remember...you're not dying for me. Because I never liked you."- Joan Holloway
"Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove." - Roger Sterling
"I was just giving her a hard time... can I give you one too?" - Roger Sterling
"My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana" - Peggy Olson
"Yell at me slower, or in English!" - Roger Sterling
"We need to change its rating from convalescent home to Roman orgy." – Roger Sterling (In reference to preparing a Christmas party for Lee Garner, Jr.)
"This isn't China. There's no money in virginity." - Joan Holloway
"When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him" - Don Draper
"I'd have my secretary do it, but she's dead." -Don Draper
"Young people don't know anything. Especially that they're young." Don Draper
"You don't cover for me. You manage people's expectations" - Don Draper
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