Crack Up's

Why do frogs never park illegally?  They are afraid of getting toads.

Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.

What did the duck say after he finished dinner? “Put it on my bill.”

What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor.

What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A dandelion.

What awards do dentists receive? Plaques. 

What does a cow read every day? The moos-paper.

Why are circles bad at telling stories? Because they are pointless. 

Riddles

If you think you know the answer, send an email to asteely@cusd.me. 

Winners will be posted on this page (they also get bragging rights) 

1) I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have nobody, but I come alive with the wind. What am I? 

2) You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. 

3) What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?

4)How can you go 10 days without sleep?

5)What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?

6)A man shaves many times during the day, but at the end of the day, he still has a beard. How is this possible?

Winner List:

Adrien Adrade - 3rd riddle

Ian Lookinghawk - 1st riddle

Namid Ramirez - 1st riddle

Mr Loosley beat most of you to the 4th, 5th, and 6th!