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MR. STEELY'S JOKES
MR. STEELY'S JOKES
By Griffin Steely
How do cells contact each other?
How do cells contact each other?
Cell Phones.
Cell Phones.
Why does Mozart hate chickens?
Why does Mozart hate chickens?
Because they Bach too much.
Because they Bach too much.
Mr. Steely says endothermic reactions are really cool.
Mr. Steely says endothermic reactions are really cool.
Learning about space is amazing, it’s out of this world.
Learning about space is amazing, it’s out of this world.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.
I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.
I invented a new word.
I invented a new word.
Plagiarism
Plagiarism
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has it’s cast.
Because every play has it’s cast.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
He was just going through a stage.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
A nervous wreck.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
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